The Perfect Gun

[Expert Marksman 126]

I think about this constantly- If you could have one gun what would it be?


Me personally- POF P415 18in. .223, Daniel Defense quadrail, Trijicon ACOG TA01NSN 4x32, yankee hill folding front sight, RRA PADS folding rear sight, magpul vertical foregrip, magpul rail covers, Versa-pod clawfoot bipod, CAA sniper stock, RRA winter trigger guard, Surefire CA556SA suppressor mount/ compensator, surefire FA556SA suppressor, eagle tactical assault sling, Surefire M600 light, 8x H&K mags.

Grand Total= well over 6K I dont feel like looking it all up right now.

[Expert Marksman 126]

Yeah, but if I'm only gonna have one gun its gonna have everything I can think of to enhance its performance. If we're talking accuracy I already have the perfect gun.

[California Joe]

There are these creatures called "girls". They are soft and they smell good. They also have ****ies.

Look into it.

[rhino]

perfect for what?
ever fired one?

[rhino]

roflrofl

CJ, why is every one of your posts a win? Stop posting such brilliance, you are making the rest of us look like losers :)

wow a rimjob:roll:

[Robbee]

There are these creatures called "girls". They are soft and they smell good. They also have ****ies.

Look into it.

Would the "perfect gun" also have ****ies? :)

[COBRA1]

carrying a Chey Tac LRRS and the spotter a G36 with a granade launcher p-)

[Expert Marksman 126]

Guns dont bitch or have feelings they want to talk about. I've gone through 5 girls since I got my first gun, and my gun has never whined, cried or screamed at me.

When I wrote that I think about it constantly I meant when I'm not thinking about ****ies :)

[RoyalScot87]

****s!! woot
I love how a gun thread ends up about ****s!!!
Infact now that i think about it most threads end up about ****s!!.

ok keeping back on topic... I like guns... especially the ones that go BANG!.

[FlintHillBilly]

Would the "perfect gun" also have ****ies? :)

No, the perfect gun is what you use with girls. I think the OP is refering to a rifle.

"This is my gun this is my rifle" comes to mind when people say guns.

[rhino]

Guns dont bitch or have feelings they want to talk about. I've gone through 5 girls since I got my first gun, and my gun has never whined, cried or screamed at me.

When I wrote that I think about it constantly I meant when I'm not thinking about ****ies :)


you obviously never spent a week alone with a gun then

[Expert Marksman 126]

perfect for what?
ever fired one?

Perfect for killing anything short of an elephant and keeping you alive to see another day.

I have never fired this particular gun, but I have fired other AR's.

[rhino]

Perfect for killing anything short of an elephant and keeping you alive to see another day.

I have never fired this particular gun, but I have fired other AR's.

so I guess you are impressed with paper penetration of .223 round
or effects of environment on the round performance

[wagon]

Guns dont bitch or have feelings they want to talk about. I've gone through 5 girls since I got my first gun, and my gun has never whined, cried or screamed at me.

When I wrote that I think about it constantly I meant when I'm not thinking about ****ies :)

Maybe you need to stop scaring them with your guns. Maybe you should switch to airsofting.

[Expert Marksman 126]

Maybe you need to stop scaring them with your guns. Maybe you should switch to airsofting.

Airsoft? LOL

Its my lack of emotion that scares them off.

[wildcat]

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[wagon]

Airsoft? LOL

Its my lack of emotion that scares them off.

These girls care not about your emotions too. http://www.realdoll.com/

(probably NSFW)

[rhino]

Airsoft? LOL

Its my lack of emotion that scares them off.

ahhh, simply put you dont feel atracted to the opposite ***, ie.: you are gay?

[Gunge]

what grade are you in expert?

[T3ngu]

Girls

Behold the ultimate and yet perfect gun thread. This is where we got up to *thanks to BJ for the image*

http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm112/bravo-juliet/50bmgAR.png

http://www.militaryphotos.net/forums/showthread.php?t=136541&page=24

[rhino]

Girls

Behold the ultimate and yet perfect gun thread. This is where we got up to *thanks to BJ for the image*

http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm112/bravo-juliet/50bmgAR.png

http://www.militaryphotos.net/forums/showthread.php?t=136541&page=24

that is one slim jim .50cal, love it

[wildcat]

the barrel is bit slim for .50cal
dammit rhino, don't let the secret out, it the camo that makes it look thin, it really is 6" with mulitply .50cal barrels inside, and the clip, hold 4000 .50cal rounds, it light to carry due to the paint making it float up against gravity. Patient pending.

[Hollis]

dammit rhino, don't let the secret out, it the camo that makes it look thin, it really is 6" with mulitply .50cal barrels inside, and the clip, hold 4000 .50cal rounds, it light to carry due to the paint making it float up against gravity. Patient pending.


Looks like y'all have been taken again............ Photoshop is not your friend.

The perfect gun, is the one in your safe. (But you can add to the collection and make it more perfect)

[wildcat]

The perfect gun, is the one in your safe. (But you can add to the collection and make it more perfect)
wise words spoken buy a wise man.

[Bro Jangles]

Girls

Behold the ultimate and yet perfect gun thread. This is where we got up to *thanks to BJ for the image*

http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm112/bravo-juliet/50bmgAR.png

http://www.militaryphotos.net/forums/showthread.php?t=136541&page=24
Dude i had forgotten that POS.

[ggk]

Expert Marksman 126 (http://www.militaryphotos.net/forums/member.php?u=64574) ,,,, i wonder why '126'?

[rhino]

it really is 6" with mulitply .50cal barrels inside, and the clip, hold 4000 .50cal rounds, it light to carry due to the paint making it float up against gravity. Patient pending.

shyte, post changed, was just commenting on the appearence

[Bro Jangles]

dammit rhino, don't let the secret out, it the camo that makes it look thin, it really is [censored]" with mulitply .50cal barrels inside, and the clip, hold [censored].50cal rounds, it light to carry due to the [censored] making it float up against gravity. Patient pending.
opsec....,,

[Hollis]

Probably too much of a rifle for some of you guys,

The ultimate sniper rifle:



http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k226/Hollis6475/DSC_0043.jpg

[Bro Jangles]

you could put your eye out with that.

[rhino]

you could put your eye out with that.

yeah, not to mention what it could do to intended target:)

[ggk]

is that a rubber band on the scope?

[rhino]

is that a rubber band on the scope?

yes, it helps adjusting for windagep-)

[Hollis]

is that a rubber band on the scope?


That holds the scope caps on (covers which protects the lens, very very common here)

[LaoSexMachine]

I think about this constantly- If you could have one gun what would it be?


Me personally- POF P415 18in. .223, Daniel Defense quadrail, Trijicon ACOG TA01NSN 4x32, yankee hill folding front sight, RRA PADS folding rear sight, magpul vertical foregrip, magpul rail covers, Versa-pod clawfoot bipod, CAA sniper stock, RRA winter trigger guard, Surefire CA556SA suppressor mount/ compensator, surefire FA556SA suppressor, eagle tactical assault sling, Surefire M600 light, 8x H&K mags.

Grand Total= well over 6K I dont feel like looking it all up right now.

So Delta it hurts.

[SMGLee]

I think about this constantly- If you could have one gun what would it be?


Me personally- POF P415 18in. .223, Daniel Defense quadrail, Trijicon ACOG TA01NSN 4x32, yankee hill folding front sight, RRA PADS folding rear sight, magpul vertical foregrip, magpul rail covers, Versa-pod clawfoot bipod, CAA sniper stock, RRA winter trigger guard, Surefire CA556SA suppressor mount/ compensator, surefire FA556SA suppressor, eagle tactical assault sling, Surefire M600 light, 8x H&K mags.

Grand Total= well over 6K I dont feel like looking it all up right now.

First of all, you need to realize that the POF piston system will NOT fit underneath the Daniel Defense rail system...

Magpul does not make vertical grip

[LineDoggie]

Guns dont bitch or have feelings they want to talk about. I've gone through 5 girls since I got my first gun, and my gun has never whined, cried or screamed at me.
But you werent sealing it in a drum in your crawlspace either, were you, huh, huh?

[T3ngu]

First of all, you need to realize that the POF piston system will NOT fit underneath the Daniel Defense rail system...

Magpul does not make vertical grip

Whoa, so who is the expert?

[oldsoak]

Probably too much of a rifle for some of you guys,

The ultimate sniper rifle:



http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k226/Hollis6475/DSC_0043.jpg

- does BAFT know about that ? :-P
- someone keep him talkin' while I do the diallin'

[StuRat]

This thread is epic, too bad he got suspended :)

[Dan2004]

But you werent sealing it in a drum in your crawlspace either, were you, huh, huh?

That's what the raccoon tranquilizer's for. p-)

You see? It's all starting to come together now.....

[Munkz707]

Dan, you forgot about the duct tape...

[RSone]

There are these creatures called "girls". They are soft and they smell good. They also have ****ies.

Look into it.


Would the "perfect gun" also have ****ies? :)

**** triggers. Inb4 obvious post is obvious.

[JC0352]

Guns dont bitch or have feelings they want to talk about. I've gone through 5 girls since I got my first gun, and my gun has never whined, cried or screamed at me.

"Trombley, if you keep talking to your weapon like it's trim, everyone's gonna know you're a total fvckin' psycho."


Probably too much of a rifle for some of you guys,

The ultimate sniper rifle:



http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k226/Hollis6475/DSC_0043.jpg

quoted for 100% WINwoot Careful not to shoot your eye out.p-)

[playtym]

After having given careful and considerate deliberation to all of the possible contenders...

1.
http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j130/playtym/Funny%20Rifle%20Pics/1124rs3-1.jpg

2.
http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j130/playtym/Funny%20Rifle%20Pics/1770732overaccesorized.jpg

3.
http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j130/playtym/Funny%20Rifle%20Pics/119eb8-1.jpg

...I finally settled on this one, purely because it has a spoon and a fork, which none of the others do.

http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j130/playtym/Funny%20Rifle%20Pics/redneckswissarmygunun3.jpg

[COBRA1]

After having given careful and considerate deliberation to all of the possible contenders...

1.
http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j130/playtym/Funny%20Rifle%20Pics/1124rs3-1.jpg

2.
http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j130/playtym/Funny%20Rifle%20Pics/1770732overaccesorized.jpg

3.


...I finally settled on this one, purely because it has a spoon and a fork, which none of the others do.

http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j130/playtym/Funny%20Rifle%20Pics/redneckswissarmygunun3.jpg

Just add a Mobile phone and condoms and name it Cobra1 edition, and you got my business

[Mackie]

http://i279.photobucket.com/albums/kk143/xMackiexl/Annihlator_2000.jpg
Annihilator 2000

[gaz]

Guns dont bitch or have feelings they want to talk about. I've gone through 5 girls since I got my first gun, and my gun has never whined, cried or screamed at me.

I bet none of the six ever sucked your **** either.

[rhino]

Just add a Mobile phone and condoms and name it Cobra1 edition, and you got my business

nvm:cantbeli:............

[Sarig]

http://i144.photobucket.com/albums/r170/lordsarig/zorggun.jpg

/thread :)

[kerfuffled]

^^^wins every time!

[Munkz707]

ZF-1 FTW. Zorg not included lol

[asch]

ZF-1 FTW. Zorg not included lol
nay. you need a perfect operator for a perfect gun. Zorg fits. p-)

[Bro Jangles]

nay. you need a perfect operator for a perfect gun. Zorg fits. p-)
Remember to ask him about the red button on the side.

[asch]

Remember to ask him about the red button on the side.
it's a survival law, when it comes to buttons.

[SpartanWarrior198]

I don't need a weapon. Look up "weapon of mass destruction" in the dictionary and my picture appears next to it. :fork:

But if I had to pick a "perfect" weapon, it would be the rig that this guy is using...

http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm97/SpartanWarrior198/GhostReconBoxArt.jpg

[Bro Jangles]

http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm112/bravo-juliet/2635022443_cabe134070.jpg

[Dan2004]

http://image.toutlecine.com/photos/c/a/p/capitaine-orgazmo-1997-09-g.jpg

/thread

[MaverickCowboy]

First of all, you need to realize that the POF piston system will NOT fit underneath the Daniel Defense rail system...

Magpul does not make vertical grip

http://www.pof-usa.com/DSC02788.JPG
"HERE'S A PICTURE OF OUR COMPLETE MID-LENGHT .308 GAS PISTON WEAPON SYSTEM WITH OUR PATENT PENDING POF-USA "AMBI-BOLT RELEASE LEVER".
BEST REGARDS,

FRANK
www.POF-USA.com (http://www.pof-usa.com/)"

[SMGLee]

http://www.pof-usa.com/DSC02788.JPG
"HERE'S A PICTURE OF OUR COMPLETE MID-LENGHT .308 GAS PISTON WEAPON SYSTEM WITH OUR PATENT PENDING POF-USA "AMBI-BOLT RELEASE LEVER".
BEST REGARDS,

FRANK
www.POF-USA.com" (http://www.POF-USA.com")


So They can fit the 5.56 under the DD also?

[SMGLee]

http://image.toutlecine.com/photos/c/a/p/capitaine-orgazmo-1997-09-g.jpg

/thread

that is the ultimate gun.....

[MaverickCowboy]

So They can fit the 5.56 under the DD also?

I'm positive, but ill accept a chance of being wrong.

[LongShot]

I'm positive, but ill accept a chance of being wrong.


Its nice to see a POF without their proprietary (and much too tall on the 12 0'clock) rail system...didnt care for it, nor the fluted barrel...ill stick with my LWRC.

[Chulo]

So Delta it hurts.
Great line.. got to tag someone with it

Airsoft? LOL

Its my lack of emotion that scares them off.
could be a few other reasons too..
nothing a blue pill wont cure

[MaverickCowboy]

Its nice to see a POF without their proprietary (and much too tall on the 12 0'clock) rail system...didnt care for it, nor the fluted barrel...ill stick with my LWRC.

i wish the SABR would come out already.