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Jack Mehoff
06-22-2004, 01:22 PM
http://www.ledger-enquirer.com/mld/ledgerenquirer/news/weird_news/8941958.htm


Boyfriend loses part of tongue during kiss

Girlfriend: 'I guess I bit down too hard'

ST. PAUL - A little too much passion, perhaps.

A St. Paul woman who became frightened Wednesday morning when her boyfriend squeezed her too tightly while they kissed bit off part of his tongue, police said.

"I guess I bit down too hard," the woman told officers, explaining that she has been victimized by men.

The woman, who is 43, was arrested for assault and could be charged today in Ramsey County, investigators said.

The man who was bitten, who is 47 and also from St. Paul, walked with the woman from her home to a restaurant, where they called police around 3:10 a.m. He was taken to Regions Hospital, where he was treated and released.

Officers went to the woman's home to look for the tongue, but they couldn't find it.

The woman, who had been drinking with her boyfriend, told them she doesn't remember what happened to the end of his tongue. Police estimate that it measured about 1.5 inches.

She might have swallowed it, the woman said.

NcDeuce
06-22-2004, 01:24 PM
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh, that is so wrong. :slap:

Vance
06-22-2004, 01:30 PM
:|

Abolith
06-22-2004, 02:32 PM
Holy crap! 1.5 INCHES...that is ALOT o tounge

Midtown
06-22-2004, 03:01 PM
hahaha thats 10 mins from me. crazy ass st paul kids biting tounges off all the time.

California Joe
06-22-2004, 03:28 PM
Lets just say that it's a good thing she didn't give head. ;)

1Cie GevGn
06-22-2004, 03:28 PM
Meh, it could be worse:

***** explodes during ***

Doctors in Romania are treating a 28-year-old whose ***** exploded while he was making love to his girlfriend.

Ilarie Coroiu was taken to hospital in the Transylvanian town of Cluj after his girlfriend, Magdalena, 18, "felt something strange" and noticed that the bed was covered in blood.

Dr Angela Domocos, head of the accident and emergency department at Cluj General Hospital, said: "It is very rare for this to happen. We call it an exploded ***** because it happens when the blood cavities in the ***** burst.

"I don't know what this couple were playing at, but there must have been tremendous pressure inside the ***** to make this happen."

Mr Coroiu is now recovering after an operation to stop the bleeding.

SpazzMunky
06-22-2004, 04:31 PM
Meh, it could be worse:

***** explodes during ***

Doctors in Romania are treating a 28-year-old whose ***** exploded while he was making love to his girlfriend.

Ilarie Coroiu was taken to hospital in the Transylvanian town of Cluj after his girlfriend, Magdalena, 18, "felt something strange" and noticed that the bed was covered in blood.

Dr Angela Domocos, head of the accident and emergency department at Cluj General Hospital, said: "It is very rare for this to happen. We call it an exploded ***** because it happens when the blood cavities in the ***** burst.

"I don't know what this couple were playing at, but there must have been tremendous pressure inside the ***** to make this happen."

Mr Coroiu is now recovering after an operation to stop the bleeding.http://pages.prodigy.net/rogerlori1/emoticons/EEK2.GIF

Fintin
06-22-2004, 04:45 PM
hahahaha...i guess oral is out of the question for both of them

1Cie GevGn
06-22-2004, 04:52 PM
lol g1

Rilence
06-22-2004, 06:14 PM
glad she didnt give me a BJ p-)