If anyone should be beheaded, its Paris Hilton.

[Universal]

You can't say that I didn't try, because I did, I tried to find the answer to why this bitch is so famous...

All of a sudden, out of nowhere... BOOM!! Its Paris Hilton everywhere; magazine covers, TV, Internet etc. So I said to myslef, I have to find out why this braindead **** is so famous. I looked her up, and I couldn't find any source of her acting, singing or doing anything that made her rich and famous. No no no, she got her fortune from her daddy, she probably never had to lift anything over 3 lbs in her life. And her looks... God gave her her looks, she didn't do anything to get them.

Aaaahhhhh :fork: :fork: I hate her! I hate that f**** **** ** **** ****** ** ****. I hate her so much I've developed a torture method for her; Cut off 1 leg, 1 arm, all fingers and toes, 1 ear, 1 tit, rip off her scalp, take out 1 eyeball, stich bolth eyelids to her eyebrows, and finaly, put her in a cube covered with mirrors so she has to stare at herself forever. Then put her picture on the next issue of people.

[b.scheller]

ugh orderly...give this poor creature 50 cc's of morphine...

this guy is a nutcase... :bash:

[ronin2172]

damn tell us how u really feel...lol rofl

[Secret Squirrel]

You can't say that I didn't try, because I did, I tried to find the answer to why this bitch is so famous...

All of a sudden, out of nowhere... BOOM!! Its Paris Hilton everywhere; magazine covers, TV, Internet etc. So I said to myslef, I have to find out why this braindead **** is so famous. I looked her up, and I couldn't find any source of her acting, singing or doing anything that made her rich and famous. No no no, she got her fortune from her daddy, she probably never had to lift anything over 3 lbs in her life. And her looks... God gave her her looks, she didn't do anything to get them.

Aaaahhhhh :fork: :fork: I hate her! I hate that f**** **** ** **** ****** ** ****. I hate her so much I've developed a torture method for her; Cut off 1 leg, 1 arm, all fingers and toes, 1 ear, 1 tit, rip off her scalp, take out 1 eyeball, stich bolth eyelids to her eyebrows, and finaly, put her in a cube covered with mirrors so she has to stare at herself forever. Then put her picture on the next issue of people.

She's fairly big in the model industry; you know that look like some models have a couple of ribs removed, i think its natural for her. woot

[Fintin]

she is heir to the hilton hotel fortune...a few billion dollers...she is a model....and well your run of the mill new york socialite

[moughoun]

I'm sure she lies awake at night giving a flying **** what we think about her :roll:

[Fintin]

I'm sure she lies awake at night giving a flying f***

there i fixed it

[Flagg]

You can't say that I didn't try, because I did, I tried to find the answer to why this bitch is so famous...

All of a sudden, out of nowhere... BOOM!! Its Paris Hilton everywhere; magazine covers, TV, Internet etc. So I said to myslef, I have to find out why this braindead **** is so famous. I looked her up, and I couldn't find any source of her acting, singing or doing anything that made her rich and famous. No no no, she got her fortune from her daddy, she probably never had to lift anything over 3 lbs in her life. And her looks... God gave her her looks, she didn't do anything to get them.

Aaaahhhhh I hate her! I hate that f**** **** ** **** ****** ** ****. I hate her so much I've developed a torture method for her; Cut off 1 leg, 1 arm, all fingers and toes, 1 ear, 1 tit, rip off her scalp, take out 1 eyeball, stich bolth eyelids to her eyebrows, and finaly, put her in a cube covered with mirrors so she has to stare at herself forever. Then put her picture on the next issue of people.

If the conspiracy theorists are to be believed and things like "Echelon" are real.....then a stack of cowboy'd up Feds should be crashing through your door right about.....now!

Otherwise, mixing up your meds for sh!ts and giggles is NOT a recommended or recognized hobby.

[Operation Ivy]

Anyone watch Ashlee Simpson Show, i cant stop wacthin it :oops:

[Fintin]

Anyone watch Ashlee Simpson Show, i cant stop wacthin in :oops:

you should be shot....just another teenie bopper waist of space angst filled teen...thinking they are cool....she can go blow the balls off a goat....the fintin has spoken and disapproves

[moughoun]

I'm sure she lies awake at night giving a flying f***

there i fixed it

So she's good at an extreme sport, she is still a skanky bitch, although you'd give her one wouldn't you ;)

[FallenAngel]

Well, Universal, there was that **** video (not that it was any good...)

[ronin2172]

have u seen the other video of her...not the night vision one...

[b.scheller]

heres the real paris hilton *** tape (http://www.liquidgeneration.com/flix/parissextape.asp)

rofl

[molly747]

You can't say that I didn't try, because I did, I tried to find the answer to why this bitch is so famous...

All of a sudden, out of nowhere... BOOM!! Its Paris Hilton everywhere; magazine covers, TV, Internet etc. So I said to myslef, I have to find out why this braindead **** is so famous. I looked her up, and I couldn't find any source of her acting, singing or doing anything that made her rich and famous. No no no, she got her fortune from her daddy, she probably never had to lift anything over 3 lbs in her life. And her looks... God gave her her looks, she didn't do anything to get them.

Aaaahhhhh :fork: :fork: I hate her! I hate that f**** **** ** **** ****** ** ****. I hate her so much I've developed a torture method for her; Cut off 1 leg, 1 arm, all fingers and toes, 1 ear, 1 tit, rip off her scalp, take out 1 eyeball, stich bolth eyelids to her eyebrows, and finaly, put her in a cube covered with mirrors so she has to stare at herself forever. Then put her picture on the next issue of people.

She's fairly big in the model industry; you know that look like some models have a couple of ribs removed, i think its natural for her. woot

If by "fairly big," you mean about 10 photoshoots a year for actual fashion. The rest are photoshoots for *you guessed it* articles on why Paris is so famous. Paris Hilton is a bit of a joke in the modeling industry, all you have to do is pick up a copy of 'Vogue.'

[Fintin]

If by "fairly big," you mean about 10 photoshoots a year for actual fashion. The rest are photoshoots for *you guessed it* articles on why Paris is so famous. Paris Hilton is a bit of a joke in the modeling industry, all you have to do is pick up a copy of 'Vogue.'

the other day lifetime...today vogue....these things...they just dont belong....

[shorty]

All of a sudden, out of nowhere... BOOM!! Its Paris Hilton everywhere; magazine covers, TV, Internet etc. So I said to myslef, I have to find out why this braindead **** is so famous. I looked her up, and I couldn't find any source of her acting, singing or doing anything that made her rich and famous. No no no, she got her fortune from her daddy, she probably never had to lift anything over 3 lbs in her life. And her looks... God gave her her looks, she didn't do anything to get them

So your saying you wouldn't bang her? :lol:

[b.scheller]

well imho she has a nice face...

[ronin2172]

she's too boney for my taste...i like some 'substance' in a female body....

[Fintin]

ill taker i guess....not too shabby...plus a billionare.....if you put a billion dollers in the bank..you would roughly make 500 million a year...so ever two years you would get another billion....so you marry the girl get a billion in the settlement and live the rest of your life gloating

[molly747]

If by "fairly big," you mean about 10 photoshoots a year for actual fashion. The rest are photoshoots for *you guessed it* articles on why Paris is so famous. Paris Hilton is a bit of a joke in the modeling industry, all you have to do is pick up a copy of 'Vogue.'

the other day lifetime...today vogue....these things...they just dont belong....

Well, I am a girl. And, anyway, I read an article in Rolling Stone about her. The reporter was really trying to be unbiased, but Paris came out looking like an ass. She seems like the kind of girls you went to high school with, who were always like, "I'm really a nice person!" Then they say something bitchy about someone the second they turn around, and then they're like, "Why is everyone so mean to me? I'm really a nice person!" Whatever.

http://www.rollingstone.com/news/story?id=5939346

[b.scheller]

put it, in an offshore account...claim yourself the title of a communist and go live with fidel...but before you do that, it would be a good time for tax-evasion :lol:

[Fintin]

Well, I am a girl. And, anyway, I read an article in Rolling Stone about her. The reporter was really trying to be unbiased, but Paris came out looking like an ass. She seems like the kind of girls you went to high school with, who were always like, "I'm really a nice person!" Then they say something bitchy about someone the second they turn around, and then they're like, "Why is everyone so mean to me? I'm really a nice person!" Whatever.

http://www.rollingstone.com/news/story?id=5939346

we called them the fashion club...i ate lunch with them the first day of school after i transfered...nothing says welcom to the school like eating lunch with the 10 girls

[Bulkowski]

she's too boney for my taste...i like some 'substance' in a female body....Exactly, I dont know why people think she is hot...
her sister is better looking imo, and is in college...

http://www.reviewjournal.com/lvrj_home/2003/Sep-22-Mon-2003/photos/hiltons.jpg
woot

[MVSpartan117]

Ya I agree, Nikki (or whatever), in my opinion, is hotter than Paris, but paris is still hot

[Bulkowski]

but paris is still hotIn a rich-slutty-skinny-airhead kind of way... yes rofl

[Flagg]

ill taker i guess....not too shabby...plus a billionare.....if you put a billion dollers in the bank..you would roughly make 500 million a year...so ever two years you would get another billion....so you marry the girl get a billion in the settlement and live the rest of your life gloating

What?!? 50% annualized return? In your dreams mate.....


Well, I am a girl. And, anyway, I read an article in Rolling Stone about her. The reporter was really trying to be unbiased, but Paris came out looking like an ass. She seems like the kind of girls you went to high school with, who were always like, "I'm really a nice person!" Then they say something bitchy about someone the second they turn around, and then they're like, "Why is everyone so mean to me? I'm really a nice person!" Whatever.

Paris is an attention whore...and the thing that drives me crazy(from reading my girlfriend's girlie mags) is that both her and Nicole Richie are somehow famous for being famous? What?!?

[Operation Ivy]

Anyone watch Ashlee Simpson Show, i cant stop wacthin in :oops:

you should be shot....just another teenie bopper waist of space angst filled teen...thinking they are cool....she can go blow the balls off a goat....the fintin has spoken and disapproves

Im glad u like it too woot :D

[anonymous individual]

There is so much Paris Hilton in the media these days that it is annoying me.

[2Sheds_Jackson]

There's no avoiding her. It's the media culture run amok.

Not pretty, not sexy, not a model, can't act, isn't smart - she's rich, connected, and willing to do anything to stay in front of a camera.

To me, she's not attractive at all. She looks like a 7 year old boy with makeup - way too scrawny to get my attention. Her "looks" come from the 15lbs of makeup she puts on. She winds up looking like a slutty, underfed circus clown.

Nothing really remarkable about her except that she a l w a y s strikes the same lame pose when there's a camera around...turn face slightly away from the camera..head down a bit...now look back at the camera with a naughty smirk-click- Yeccch<skin crawling>. I'm hoping she's on minute 14.

[shrek]

What?

[Universal]

Ya I agree, Nikki (or whatever), in my opinion, is hotter than Paris, but paris is still hot

Hot?! What hot??? :cantbeli: You actually see beauty in her? She looks like a doll, one of those dolls I used to torture when I was a kid.

[Universal]

To me, she's not attractive at all. She looks like a 7 year old boy with makeup - way too scrawny to get my attention. Her "looks" come from the 15lbs of makeup she puts on. She winds up looking like a slutty, underfed circus clown.

So the makeup weighs 15 lbs, and she weighs about 15 lbs. So here we go we figured out how much this braindead **** weighs... 30lbs!

Just something to mention here, she's not the one who puts her own make-up on, she gets fags like her working on her face for hours. Like I said in the begining, this bitch never had to lift anything over 3 lbs, yet shes rich and famous.

[ibstolidude]

I just wich you people would stop calling her mobile when we are making our *** tapes.

the herion addict look is sooo hot :roll:

[scm77]

Her *** tape gets "accidentally" released a few weeks before her and that other crackwhores show comes out on Fox. What a conincidence.

I agree she should be beheaded. :fork:

[MVSpartan117]

Who was it who was obsessed with Paris on thr boards some time ago?

[Vance]

Oh! That was...uh...wasn't it Serbian Boy?

[Ratamacue]

Oh! That was...uh...wasn't it Serbian Boy?
Serbian Boy/AK-Lover

[Seraphim]

Only reason she is "famous" is because of the **** video. If she wasnt rich she would be another skinny chick on the street. Theres much better looking people in "real" life than her.

[MVSpartan117]

Only reason she is "famous" is because of the **** video. If she wasnt rich she would be another skinny chick on the street. Theres much better looking people in "real" life than her.

I concur.

Perhaps what I said earlier sounded like I liked her a lot, I think shes somewhat attractive, but like if she was just a normal person I probably wouldnt like her that much just becvuase she seems like a stupid annoying slutty bitch :backhand:

:lol:

[Midtown]

You can't say that I didn't try, because I did, I tried to find the answer to why this bitch is so famous...

All of a sudden, out of nowhere... BOOM!! Its Paris Hilton everywhere; magazine covers, TV, Internet etc. So I said to myslef, I have to find out why this braindead **** is so famous. I looked her up, and I couldn't find any source of her acting, singing or doing anything that made her rich and famous. No no no, she got her fortune from her daddy, she probably never had to lift anything over 3 lbs in her life. And her looks... God gave her her looks, she didn't do anything to get them.

Aaaahhhhh :fork: :fork: I hate her! I hate that f**** **** ** **** ****** ** ****. I hate her so much I've developed a torture method for her; Cut off 1 leg, 1 arm, all fingers and toes, 1 ear, 1 tit, rip off her scalp, take out 1 eyeball, stich bolth eyelids to her eyebrows, and finaly, put her in a cube covered with mirrors so she has to stare at herself forever. Then put her picture on the next issue of people.

She's fairly big in the model industry; you know that look like some models have a couple of ribs removed, i think its natural for her. woot

If by "fairly big," you mean about 10 photoshoots a year for actual fashion. The rest are photoshoots for *you guessed it* articles on why Paris is so famous. Paris Hilton is a bit of a joke in the modeling industry, all you have to do is pick up a copy of 'Vogue.'

Well considering most of us are guys...and read things like SI, and Maxim...i dont think we will be looking to pick up a vogue anytime soon.

[Maverick77]

id do her

[StarvingStudent47]

Only reason she is "famous" is because of the **** video. If she wasnt rich she would be another skinny chick on the street. Theres much better looking people in "real" life than her.

For someone with a "gold-digger" avatar, you miss the point. Yes, there are other attractive people out there, who are smarter and nicer than she'll ever be, but are they BILLIONAIRES?

[StarvingStudent47]

To reply to the original poster:

Geez, what'd Paris Hilton ever do to you? Did she steal your car, or stab your brother? I doubt it. So you don't think she's attractive or smart. Well I've got a solution for you: DON'T DATE HER. There's no reason to wish her harm.

[Midtown]

id do her

no doubt. Id not only hit it, id video tape that **** and make a small fortune.

[Romulus]

http://www.diggastyle.net/images/breakfast/hitit.jpg


You crazy MoFo's!!! I've seen girls helluva lot nastier than Paris. Hell i'd even do Nichole if I had too. I'd do it for the "Gipper"

[Midtown]

hahaha, I was getting yelled at, for something i did at work today, and I said "I did it for the gipper!" My boss got a confused look and walked away.

[Romulus]

hahaha, I was getting yelled at, for something i did at work today, and I said "I did it for the gipper!" My boss got a confused look and walked away.

rofl

[Fargin]

I'd hit it too.

[Universal]

To reply to the original poster:

Geez, what'd Paris Hilton ever do to you? Did she steal your car, or stab your brother? I doubt it. So you don't think she's attractive or smart. Well I've got a solution for you: DON'T DATE HER. There's no reason to wish her harm.

Well of course I wouldn't do what I wrote, I just dislike her so much and I had to blow off steam. I feel better now. p-)

[StarvingStudent47]

http://www.diggastyle.net/images/breakfast/hitit.jpg


This is, without question, the best "I'd hit it" image EVER.

[Sir Zach of R.]

http://www.diggastyle.net/images/breakfast/hitit.jpg


This is, without question, the best "I'd hit it" image EVER.

The best.

*Gives thumbs up*

[Romulus]

Yeah I got a good laugh out of it when I saw it.

[Trigger]

Re: Paris Hilton

I'd hit it...




















With a truck. p-)

[bishop1]

Id hit it too, and that is awesome, but whoever has the baghdad bob one saying, "i would not hit it" is awesome too.

[WolverineBlue]

I just can't keep my eyes off of Paris for some reason...a certain je ne sais quoi -- but then again, I love European soccer women fans. woot

[StarvingStudent47]

For all you Paris Hilton fans and haters...I heard that she's going to be sparring in the new Dungeons and Dragons movie.

Isn't this like, you know, one of the signs of the Apocalypse?

[ronin2172]

they're making a new dungeons and dragons movie? :cantbeli: what r they smoking in Hollywood...nevermind...

[Seraphim]

Only reason she is "famous" is because of the **** video. If she wasnt rich she would be another skinny chick on the street. Theres much better looking people in "real" life than her.

For someone with a "gold-digger" avatar, you miss the point. Yes, there are other attractive people out there, who are smarter and nicer than she'll ever be, but are they BILLIONAIRES?

She aint a billionaire, she inheirted 20million.