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Flagg
06-24-2004, 06:09 AM
That's no lie: wireless polygraph on the way

By Oded Hermoni



The American government is funding the development of new technology for a polygraph machine that is capable of identifying whether a person is telling the truth, without physically attaching him to the equipment. There are also plans to develop a mat of sensors that will be used in airports to test the answers of passengers during questioning.

The technology, developed by an Israeli high-tech company, uses external sensors that cause minimum physical discomfort to the person being interrogated.

The Technical Support Working Group of the American Homeland Security authorized a grant of $750,000 earlier this week to fund the project, a joint venture of the Israeli Atlas and the American Whizsoft. The research and development stage is expected to be completed in 16 months with a single prototype that will be tested.

Atlas, an Israeli R&D company operating since 1977 which specializes in the analysis of psychophysiological phenomena and their impact, works mostly in outsourcing functions for medical equipment for both Israeli and foreign companies, but also for the Defense Ministry.

Atlas is joining the wave of dual-use technologies whose origins are in medical treatment and are also being used in the development of anti-terror equipment.

According to Gideon Miller, an adviser to Atlas in the project, what is unique in this project is the ability to process the information in real time and the ability of the sensors to evaluate from a distance the condition of the person interrogated.

I can see it now...a polygraph in each home:

"Honey, do these jeans make my ass look fat?"

"Ummmmm, No." BEEP! BEEP! BEEP!

"You think I'm fat! You b@stard!"

We are all doomed.....

Mark Sman
06-24-2004, 06:18 AM
"No, those jeans do not make your ass look fat."
No beeps.

'Cause we all know its not the jeans.

Flagg
06-24-2004, 06:25 AM
"No, those jeans do not make your ass look fat."
No beeps.

'Cause we all know its not the jeans.

Ahhhhhhh....thinking outside the box......or in this case...thinking inside the jeans ;)

Herrmannek
06-24-2004, 08:59 AM
THere is a joke
Boy is returning home from school and dad is askim him about todays marks...
Boy answers
-I've got five(best)
Something starts BIPing in fathers pocket
Don't lie to me says father!
-Boy tries again
and says
-i've got four
but BIPs starts again
THis way boy confessed that he've got 1(worst)
So father to motivate boy said:
When I was in you age I was scoring only 5..
BIP BIP BIP :)

b.scheller
06-24-2004, 10:43 AM
"gentlemen, you can't fight in here! this is the war room"

rofl