What commercials do you hate so much that you refuse....

[Jack Mehoff]

to buy its products?

For me, it's totallyawesomecomputers.

[Gringo]

McDonalds and that ****ty "I'm lovin it".

[Macs.]

McDonalds and that ****ty "I'm lovin it".

That is soooooooooooooooooo annoying !!!

But McDonalds sucks anyway.

[Operation Ivy]

Those new liquid ice things with that stupid commercialwith Jessica and Ashlee Simpson :bash:

[cut]

esure with that **** michael winner and curry's or indeed any advert with linda barker, they actually set out to iritate you..

Thank god for the BBC no ads EVER! woot

[Bombtrack]

The new Sprite commercials with that stupid little doll
The McCain's commercial for pizza "So what's it like to be Italian?"
McDonald's - "I'm Lovin' It"

[Gringo]

McDonalds and that ****ty "I'm lovin it".

That is soooooooooooooooooo annoying !!!

But McDonalds sucks anyway.

true.

[ronin2172]

right now i can't stand the commercial ( i can't even remember the product they r pitching) with the hand puppet, that looks like a dog (he used to do ads for petsmart i think), cause they r soo boring and the previous company he worked for had the nerve to sue Triumph the insult comic (another hand puppet in the form of a dog and funny as hell).

[NaOH]

Gap dancers. Although I haven't seen them in a while I still won't go in the damn store.

[Pandy]

I love the Mountain Dew commercials :)

[mattnwnc03]

for me its the ditech commercials, that fat guy annoys me ,"lost another loan to ditech". i hate it :bash: :fork:

[Jack Mehoff]

I like this commercial and whoever created it.


http://img23.imageshack.us/img23/1886/LavaAdcopy1.jpg

[MetalBoy]

Those f**king commercials with the smiling dude who is taking "natural male enhancement" to impress the ladies. I forgot what its called, but whenever I see that commercial I want to rip the guys head off. :fork:

[b.scheller]

the advil commercials...where the geezer is sitting a doctors...then he gets off the table and casually says ouch...(he's addicted to pain killers :lol: ) and the doctor gives him more pills...jesus

or that stupid toothpaste commercial...where the guy wakes up his family while brushing teeth *BAM*...i just wish someone would punch him out

[Gringo]

Adverts with those annoying jingles.

[ronin2172]

Those f**king commercials with the smiling dude who is taking "natural male enhancement" to impress the ladies. I forgot what its called, but whenever I see that commercial I want to rip the guys head off. :fork:
that would be enzyte

[el borracho]

Those singing creatures on the Quizno's commercials. "We love you subs!" I cant even tell what the hell they are supposed to be, mice or chihuaua's or something.

[Rilence]

that ditech commercial and the mcdonalds im lovin it! type crap grrrrr :fork: i hate that f*cking song! its so insanly stupid!!! :fork: :fork:

[ibstolidude]

not big tv guy - usually Tivo if I wish to watch something, however -
I use no products from companies that put **** on my door, car or in flyers, spam me or solicit my house with a prior business relationship. I just cancelled my phone and switched providers because of this.

[Trigger]

I hate those 'Subway' Atkins-friendly ads with the people doing that little dance while holding a salad in one hand and a mountain bike in the other...grrrrrrr! If they were any more gay, my TV would burst into flames! :fork:

[Sierra]

The Friendlys commercials. Worst commercials ever!

[2Sheds_Jackson]

Drug commercials on TV where they kind of generally talk about the drug "ask your doctor if it's right for you"...and they never tell you what the damn drug is for! Allergies, herpes, schlong enlargement, hair loss?? Who knows? So what are we supposed to do..walk into the Dr.'s office and say "hi doc, I feel great, but is Xylogphfrene right for me?"

Network public service announcements where the TV stars tell us how to raise our kids "..so talk to your kids about anal fisting before little Jimmy can't hold his mud"..

Lexus/Mercedes/BMW ads that show some insufferably smug rich folk giving a $55K car with a big red bow on it to their kid for ground hog day...oh daddy this makes up for all the abuse! Hugs!

Or the DeBeers diamond ads showing some old dude & a woman 30 years his junior - he's handing her a rock & she gets all teary eyed like he just saved her from going to a concentration camp. Oh I love you money..I mean honey.

[Vance]

rofl rofl rofl rofl

[Seoulstriker]

Pharm companies are great. I especially love when their reps come to me and shower me in gifts and food to get me to prescribe patients their drugs. LOL. It's too bad that I can't even prescribe drugs yet, but I'll take the gifts anyways. :D

[Trigger]

rofl 2Sheds rofl

[b.scheller]

HAHAHA...i fell down laughing 2sheds rofl

with those drug commercials that always have those annoying little warnings...that are read so fast you cant even understand them...

[mi35d]

The ENzyte ones - I usually make up different narration..."That's right! Try some Enzyte! Because a bigger **** will clearly make up for your loveless, empty, gut renchingly bad marriage."

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The "I'm lovin' it" from McDees. Voice over - "That's right America! Corporate losers shoved the 'ghetto rap' culture on unsuspecting blacks and now we're goin' mainstream. Gonna make you whiteys dance and 'get real' with your ghetto bad selves!"

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[Ria]

Those new liquid ice things with that stupid commercialwith Jessica and Ashlee Simpson :bash:

:lol:
I think I've seen that commercial 50 billion times...I disliked it the first time I saw it, and it was on mute :|

[ShadowNeo]

There is the McDonalds advert with the obviously American kids dubbed over with british accents, talking about how they are changing McNuggets.

Funnily enough, the catchphrase for the advert used to be "McNuggets, now made with tasty chicken breast", which apparently made people wonder what they were made out of before, so they changed it recently to "McNuggets, now made with tasty chicken breast.....and less salt".

[b.scheller]

speaking about bad mcdonalds commercials...anyone remember the one with the baby...that was on the swing and whenever the mcdonalds sign disappeared it started crying...good ****ing god was that annoying...

rofl

as for more recent, the bug a big mac and get a free song...eugh...that song is so ****, id never download it

[Gringo]

Film TV trailers when they have audience members of no mental capacity commenting on the film with a variety of opinions only being "It is good, I like it".

[molly747]

-McDonalds, "I'm lovin' it," bc it is so blatantly patronizing towards the black community, it's ridiculous.
-any ad for "natural male enhancement"
-DiTech
-the Watson's commercials, with the Watson's girl - they're actually so bad that they're good... "That's WATSON'S!!"
-Ford, bc "If you haven't looked at a Ford lately, look again," is so obviously desperate, it hurts. 'Yeah, we know people think our cars suck and our sales have been down lately, but Hey, check us out!!'
-Any ads for Coca-Cola, bc they're ads have gone into the dumpster. They have no strategy and no synergy, every ad is unrelated to the next.

Sorry, I'm in the ad industry, and I'm a nit picker...

[Midtown]

I saw the quizno's add when I was stoned for the first time, scared the **** out of me.
Mcdonalds can eat **** for those commercials, I mean cmon, buncha kids playing basketball with some cheezy ass song playing. then they flash the mcdonalds logo at the end....."lovin it" What is that ****!? Everyone knows americans that eat mcdonalds are fat, cant play basketball, and listen to country music. Crazy ass mcdonalds is trying to reach to many demographics at once. They should just be like "Yo. double cheeseburgers. Taste great when your drunk. Drive thru is open late!"
(yes I relize it entails drunk driving, but at least it would be funny the first 2 times you saw it)

[Double Tap]

http://img.slate.msn.com/media/44/Quiznos_100k.asf

[Gringo]

http://img.slate.msn.com/media/44/Quiznos_100k.asf

wtf? rofl

[Midtown]

damn those things!

[Ratamacue]

Quiznos makes some good sandwiches though.

[moughoun]

The ad where the woman is breastfeeding and it show's everything, atleast they could have removed the baby :slap:

[memphiz]

I hate that stupid commercial with the retarded bear trying to sell yogourt and you cant understand a F**king word he f**king say because its so retarded, then that stupid coffe commercial "its FRESH fresh...exciteing" and the guys f**king nostrils are singing :bash:

[b.scheller]

I hate that stupid commercial with the retarded bear trying to sell yogourt and you cant understand a F**king word he f**king say because its so retarded, then that stupid coffe commercial "its FRESH fresh...exciteing" and the guys f**king nostrils are singing :bash:

huh? bear commercial...but yeah i agree about the singing nostrils...that guy looks like a gaylord rofl

[Nawlins]

I saw the quizno's add when I was stoned for the first time, scared the **** out of me.

You mean the one with the two unidentifiable creatures singing that godawful song? I freaking hate the commercial with a passion. It's total crap.

[Tengu]

I hate them all

[Ratamacue]

I saw the quizno's add when I was stoned for the first time, scared the **** out of me.

You mean the one with the two unidentifiable creatures singing that godawful song? I freaking hate the commercial with a passion. It's total crap.
Double Tap posted it above. I saw it while adequately inebriated one time and couldn't stop laughing. Good times...

[memphiz]

I hate that stupid commercial with the retarded bear trying to sell yogourt and you cant understand a F**king word he f**king say because its so retarded, then that stupid coffe commercial "its FRESH fresh...exciteing" and the guys f**king nostrils are singing :bash:

huh? bear commercial...but yeah i agree about the singing nostrils...that guy looks like a gaylord rofl
yeah the one for 'Yoplait yogurt' and the bear is like "youblalh blah oogy woogie Yoplait wommpa alalala" all this retarded ****, i think they removed the comercial for that reason

[Parzival]

The new swedish commercial for a electronic store - Expert.

[b.scheller]

i remember downloading a scandinavian commercial...

it was for adult esl classes: a family (parents and two children) gets into their car. and the dad starts the engine and he turns on the radio...and this song starts playing..."i wanna **** you in the ass..." so the parents find it catchy so they start bobbing their heads to the song...and the kids in the background look at each other...and then the whole family starts singing the song...and drive off with the quote..."learn english today" i found it hollerious rofl

[hank]

McDonalds and that ****ty "I'm lovin it".

Word on that. McD's sucks, its bad for you, the advertising has sucked for years, and now I can't even supersize my Quarterpounder death meal! WTF?

hank

[Fintin]

wendys with that unoffical spokesman guy...come on now....no one likes wendys that much if at all

[ZeroPositive]

yeah those McDee adds suck..

The New Heineken adds are funny...
same with the Carlesberg adds...

[b.scheller]

i think pepsi could make a good commercial...use the footage of michael jackson when his hair caught fire...and then digitally install a segment where he gets a coke thrown at him and he opens it...pours it all over himself and then catches completely on fire... rofl

[Abolith]

Personally I don't watch much TV, however the one that I do hate is for some damn drink called "fanta" or something like it. all it has is these 4 (not very hot either) girls singing "don't cha wanna fanta" over and over and over again.


I turn off the TV when it comes on.

[b.scheller]

thats from europe...they're trying to win the north american market...its a little better then c-plus (doesnt stain your teeth or tongue orange) but its nothing special...and yes i quite agree that commercial is annoying

[Sir Zach of R.]

I ahte the DirecTV commercial where the lady is trying to set up a guy for cable. She keeps on tacking on extra charges.

"Hidden fees to cover up the main fee, and then more fees to cover up those fees and WHOOOOOO!" The she gets carried away with the cash register and it just pisses me off. :bash:

[Bulkowski]

enzyte, viagra, tampon commercials, trojan condom commercials, and the tylenol commercial with someone ****ing with a violin in the background that gave me a headache :fork:

[Moledet]

There's a cellolar phone service provider here that has a 3rd generation phones/services commercial, you basicaly see a grandpa say that he watched his grandchild being born through his cellolar phone. I find it to be very stupid.

And also Condome commercial where you basicaly see round buildings (like Piza in Italy) moving up and down.

[molly747]

I also hate the new ads for Ban deoderant. 'Ban intolerance,' 'Ban hatred,' etc. Quite trying so hard to be culturally relevant, you sell deoderant, for heaven's sake.

[Nawlins]

I also hate the new ads for Ban deoderant. 'Ban intolerance,' 'Ban hatred,' etc. Quite trying so hard to be culturally relevant, you sell deoderant, for heaven's sake.

Hahahahaha... yeah, no kidding.

[FallenAngel]

Any kinda of public service announcement. ;)

[Deuterium]

Join the military, deploy overseas,watch AFN for a year or two, THEN YOU WILL GET DOWN ON YOUR KNEES AND WORSHIP THE ALMIGHTY COMMERCIAL......... Sorry, had to let that out. Sad but true. ANY commercial is great after AFN immersion.

[Romulus]

The "I'm lovin it'" McDonalds crap.
Any mentos commercial.
The Kia "KiaFest" commercials.

[Bombtrack]

the Six Flags commercial with the old man dancing to Vangaboys

[East]

Money tree man...fokin money tree. Drives me mental

[WolverineBlue]

Not sure if posted already, but here goes: the Geico (car insurance company here in the States) where the freakin' gecko starts singing "Kung-Fu Fighting" during the roadtrip...the notes he hits make me want to rip my ears off and then pour acid on them.

But I think the one Geico commercial that imitates a soap opera is funny. "But I saved -- I thought that meant something to you."

[Gringo]

Those dodgy IKEA ones with some fat women dancing that there is an sale on. And two fat women playing ping pong. There just f***ing surreal.

The ones before with those mafia guys were pretty good. "Come and see us or we'll come see you!"


Oh and that bloke that does that
"Calm down dear, it's a commerical"
"Hello Mum!!!!"


Oh and those f***ing Tesco adverts awell.

[MolliG]

curry's or indeed any advert with linda barker, they actually set out to iritate you.
http://www.dia.unisa.it/isit2000/images/scissors.jpg

;)

[b.scheller]

the Six Flags commercial with the old man dancing to Vangaboys

eugh...please id never go there...

for the canucks living in ontario. you'll all agree. the MARINELAND commercial...jesus christ..

and the stupid alexander keith's commercial with the annoying scottish sissy

[Abolith]

Whats wrong with Six flags??? the one by me (So. Cal) is great fun. course I agree with you on the commericals...they suck but the park kicks ass.

[Cactuar]

The Sierra Mist and Fanta commercials.

[Fintin]

the fanta comercial they show before movies start....really any commercial they show before a movie...sept the actual trailers

[Cactuar]

Yeah that's when I first saw the Fanta commercial, going to the movies. Then like a virus it spread onto home television.