Judge Suspected of Masturbating in Court

[Jack Mehoff]

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=573&ncid=757&e=1&u=/nm/20040624/od_nm/odd_judge_dc

Hard evidence, anyone?

[Fintin]

i didnt know tane was a judge....dont use the pump...stoli has the pills

[memphiz]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
thats the funniest thing Ive ever read
HAHAHA rofl

[Vance]

Since when did Jack become a judge? :cantbeli:

[Seoulstriker]

This is something you usually read in the Onion. :lol:

[molly747]

Gives new meaning to the phrase 'the long arm of the law.'

Oh! Thank you, ladies and gentlemen, I'll be here all week! Try the prime rib!

[anonymous individual]

Oh my....

[Fintin]

Gives new meaning to the phrase 'the long arm of the law.'

Oh! Thank you, ladies and gentlemen, I'll be here all week! Try the prime rib!

damnit...everyones allways talking about the beer and the back now prime rib...im getting the shaft on this deal...BACK ON TOPIC...if he needed a ***** pump....i wouldnt say its the long arm of the law....but justice is blind...so he has that going for him

[Nawlins]

Um... gross.

[Sir Zach of R.]

"I sentence you to get over here let me give you a facial." rofl

[Romulus]

"I sentence you to get over here let me give you a facial."

PFFFFTTTT!!!!! rofl rofl

[molly747]

"I sentence you to get over here let me give you a facial." rofl

Now that's gross.

[Sierra]

Several witnesses, including jurors in Thompson's court and police officers called to testify in trials, said in the petition they heard the "swooshing" sound of a ***** pump during trials and saw the judge slumped in his chair, with his elbows on his knees, working the device. rofl

[Trigger]

What penile...I mean penal statute will they prosecute him under? p-)

This gives new meaning to 'pumping' the witness for information. *rimshot*

[Vance]

"I sentence you to get over here let me give you a facial." rofl

Now that's gross.
No, it's funny. :lol:

I wonder how those ***** pumps work..............

[Trigger]

I wonder how those ***** pumps work..............
California Joe told me it's based on suction and blood flow... p-)

I wonder how those ***** pumps work..............
California Joe told me it's based on suction and blood flow... p-)

rofl

[Sir Zach of R.]

"I need all the men and one woman of the jury to join me in my office for a private bukkake... a'hemm, I mean discussion." rofl

[Flagg]

hmmmmmm....I wonder if that means any conviction heard in his courtroom while he was fiddling with his tackle will be overturned....

We need someone who knows lawyer talk.....where's Hank when we need him?

[molly747]

hmmmmmm....I wonder if that means any conviction heard in his courtroom while he was fiddling with his tackle will be overturned....

We need someone who knows lawyer talk.....where's Hank when we need him?

Sounds like the case was pro *****.









rofl

[Sir Zach of R.]

rofl

[usa320]

holy hell thats ****ed up beyond all recognition.

[Colonel Flagg]

Sounds like the case was pro *****.

Now THAT is funny......