Thank God for the internet

[ChuckThunder]

This is the funniest audio I've ever heard!

http://www.streetneeds.com/solidpantz/iroc.mp3

RIGHT CLICK, SAVE

[Ratamacue]

I'm only about a quarter of the way through but I can't stop laughing.

"Shiny cars, like mine, like, they reflect radar waves. I know that, like, the stealth bomber, they gotta wash and wax that thing like ten times a day so that it reflects radar waves."

[American Patriot]

Buahahaha. I would pay to hear that guy talk. Now my gut hurts....

[ChuckThunder]

I laughed so hard everytime he said "knob nibble!" rofl

[Ratamacue]

"Walk a walk and talk the talk a walk a talk walk."

[ChuckThunder]

"Walk a walk and talk the talk a walk a talk walk."

rofl rofl rofl rofl

Here is a little history about the Camaro Iroc for those who have no idea what it is, because you don't have a "sweet ride".

http://www.iroc-z.com/birthofirocz/birthofirocz.htm

[Nawlins]

Wow... it's amazing to me that people like that really exist.

[ChuckThunder]

Wow... it's amazing to me that people like that really exist.

You mean to tell me you wouldn't want to sit in the passanger seat of that "sweet ride"? ;)

[Ratamacue]

That was by far the funniest thing I've ever heard.

"No cop car's radar is going to be effective on a sweet car!"

[Nawlins]

Wow... it's amazing to me that people like that really exist.

You mean to tell me you wouldn't want to sit in the passanger seat of that "sweet ride"? ;)

Not just no but hell no.

Guys like him usually also think that pickups like "nice ****" actually work... :roll:

[Ratamacue]

Wow... it's amazing to me that people like that really exist.

You mean to tell me you wouldn't want to sit in the passanger seat of that "sweet ride"? ;)

Not just no but hell no.

Guys like him usually also think that pickups like "nice ****" actually work... :roll:
They don't? So that's what I've been doing wrong...

[Seraphim]

Thought this thread would be about ****.

[Seraphim]

"Walk a walk and talk the talk a walk a talk walk."

rofl rofl rofl rofl

Here is a little history about the Camaro Iroc for those who have no idea what it is, because you don't have a "sweet ride".

http://www.iroc-z.com/birthofirocz/birthofirocz.htm

White trash

LoL, "they must wash the stealth bomber at least once a day!"

"Got a pack of marlboro reds on the dash"
"Cop gave me a thank you not for pulling over"

This guy has no idea what hes talking about cars..."I got yosemite sam mud flaps and my chain steering wheel makes my car faster"

270horses=****...this guy is messed in the head.

rofl

[Nawlins]

Yeah, just in case you couldn't tell that he was white trash just knowing that he not only drives an '88 iroc z, but thinks it's a "sweet ride."

"You gotta go tell the cops to go get the rapists, burglers, and gangbangers..."


rofl

[el borracho]

Take it from a guy who used to own an '86 IROC (stop laughing, I was 16, and thought that I was the shizznit)...they suck...big time. And this guy is bragging that he got his car up to 90 mph? I got up to 120 once...before common sense set in, and the pedal wasn't even close to the floor. And the comment about the stealth bomber...holy crap...I can't believe people like this are allowed to live.

"Have you ever been in prison?"
"I dont necessarily want to answer that."
"So you're pretending to have been in prison." rofl

"All my tats are temporary." :lol:

Yeah...I got a ticket in my IROC...52 in a 40, so the cop said. I'm not sure that I believed that at the time (my gauge said 45)...I should have taken this guy's advice and tried to outrun him.

[Sierra]

This guy is so ****in stupid. THe whole time I am just like bull ****.
bull ****.
bull ****

:bash:

The cop sent him a letter thanking him for stopping :cantbeli:

[Macs.]

Is he a "redneck" ?

[Romulus]

Man euros have no real concept of what a "redneck" is. The guy is just trying desperately to hang on to his "80's youth". I have seen this so many times and it's sad. Pull up to work in your Iroc or Firebird, with your sleeveless W.A.S.P tee-shirt, with RATS "lay it down" blaring out of the speakers.

Actually its not sad..... It's pretty funny.

[Fintin]

ummm...shiny stealth bombers...arnt they flat black...just saying

[mattnwnc03]

ive got to go get me a neon tag, and get my windows tinted, plus........get some meguires wax and im set. rofl

[American Patriot]

All this time I thought stealth had something to do with metal densities

[Sierra]

The cop stood around while I cleaned up because I asked him to. :cantbeli:

[Fintin]

if i were a cop and walked up to a car with a ladies head bobbing up and down....i would shoot the guy in the car....but only if he was in an iroc camero....fecking mullet headed wankers

[Ratamacue]

Larry: "You're in California--don't you have to go by the special EPA..."
Chris: "I don't know what that is."
Phil: "Emissions standards, okay?"
Larry: "Yeah, don't you have emissions standards in California that you have to abide by?"
Chris: "Uh, do you got a chain steering wheel?"
Larry: "Uh, no..."
Chris: "Okay, well I do."
Phil: "That doesn't make your car faster!"
Chris: "Whaa...?"

[Ratamacue]

Some of you have probably heard this one, but for those who haven't, here goes.

http://www.milkandcookies.com/links/1325/

Basically, a man called up a radio station and had the host do a prank call on the man's wife, imitating his boss.

[ChuckThunder]

Larry: "You're in California--don't you have to go by the special EPA..."
Chris: "I don't know what that is."
Phil: "Emissions standards, okay?"
Larry: "Yeah, don't you have emissions standards in California that you have to abide by?"
Chris: "Uh, do you got a chain steering wheel?"
Larry: "Uh, no..."
Chris: "Okay, well I do."
Phil: "That doesn't make your car faster!"
Chris: "Whaa...?"

"I blew away all those "CHiPper" Mustangs because the IROC is such a sweet ride."

[Bombtrack]

This guy reminds me of David Putty from Seinfeld

[Seraphim]

All this time I thought stealth had something to do with metal densities

And its not.

[Minjin]

270 horse with a T-top? I know a guy with almost 400 in a civic with a sunroof.......And 90 MPH? Thats like 145KpH or so. I was in a BMW M3 at 245 KpH......way past 90 Miles per hour. What a tool.

http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:IxM7qGKLHAwJ:www.evooa.org/PF03/ryanb.jpg UH OH, CALIFORNIA HIGHWAY PATROL IROC!! AAAAHHH!!!!

[seventy6er]

And this guy is bragging that he got his car up to 90 mph? I got up to 120 once

90 mph?? 120?? That's like - kinda slow...



I was in a BMW M3 at 245 KpH

With the latest M3 beema you should be able to do sth. like 180mph (290kph, maybe even 300). Even my stone-old bike could nearly do 180mph.

[elguapo]

I just love how the interviewer plays along... :D or maybe he's got RAM coating on his camaro.


"Ok IROC not an IROC whether they are using titanium metal on the stealth bomber or whether you are just washing and waxing that thing every day so that the russians can't pick it up on the radar the fact is that you are saying you are backing down cops....?"

"...because they are afraid"

"Because they are afraid!!!"

[Minjin]

I was in a BMW M3 at 245 KpH

With the latest M3 beema you should be able to do sth. like 180mph (290kph, maybe even 300). Even my stone-old bike could nearly do 180mph.

The new BMWs are governed at something like 156 MPH or so. The German automakers are trying to get speeds down on the autobahns. But if you can get around it I have no doubt they can kick the piss out of their current governed limits.

[WolverineBlue]

This guy definitely sounds like he's at the end of a 3-day crystal meth trip.

[seventy6er]

The new BMWs are governed at something like 156 MPH or so. The German automakers are trying to get speeds down on the autobahns. But if you can get around it I have no doubt they can kick the piss out of their current governed limits.

It ain't got anything to do with our government. German car-builders put a self-control speed-limit of 156mph in every car. But if the customers wants (and believe me, most of the customers want), the car-builders take the limit off.

[DE_Six]

My God... :cantbeli:

This jerk can't be for real....

Neon plate frames dazzle radars? Jeez... :cantbeli:

[Seraphim]

Like to see this guy out run this in his measly 270hp rustbucket iroc.

http://motoring.iafrica.com/cm_pics/motor/18-481-0-0_186201.jpg

[flickme]

Wow, maybe they should start painting the stealth bombers neon green so it distracts the radar.
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I cannot believe how dumb this guy is!!!!!!

[Hullebullen]

That's so amazing! I can't believe that the interviewer isn't bursting out laughing...

[Minjin]

The new BMWs are governed at something like 156 MPH or so. The German automakers are trying to get speeds down on the autobahns. But if you can get around it I have no doubt they can kick the piss out of their current governed limits.

It ain't got anything to do with our government. German car-builders put a self-control speed-limit of 156mph in every car. But if the customers wants (and believe me, most of the customers want), the car-builders take the limit off.

NOT GOVERNMENT. Governors. Part of the computer system of the car, cuts power at a given speed. BMW's are set at around 156 MPH. And the dealer doesn't take the governor off, that is an aftermarket modification.

[seventy6er]

Hehe, funny me, eh? Sorry, I totally misunderstood you. But here in Germany, the dealer would take the governor off if the customer wants.

[PDXCop]

Welcome to the comedic world of Phile Hendrie. He's a talk show host and his guests are not real. Go visit his website philhendrie.com. He is the other voice talking and he's been doing it for years fooling everyone....including you guys. Do a search on him. He does incredible work.

[MVSpartan117]

Well i still thought it was incredibly funny