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chauncy republicans
06-27-2004, 04:30 PM
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Tane Angle
06-27-2004, 05:17 PM
Mind if I take this thread off, or did you want to put something new in? Thanks.
chauncy republicans
06-27-2004, 05:26 PM
No I dont mind...please delete ;)
Wilco
06-27-2004, 05:27 PM
Heard this on a local radio station, some of the radio guys friends went to some country and were in a taxi, the taxi drive was Indian. One asks:

"How many other taxi places are there?"
"3"
"How many on this side of the mountain?"
"1 sir"
"Oh, I see.....ever kill anyone?"


I was laughing for 5 minutes, funny thing is the taxi driver just replyed "No" like it was an ordinary question.
Tengu
06-27-2004, 06:59 PM
I would like to be first kid on my block to get a confirmed kill p-)
Flagg
06-27-2004, 07:57 PM
Yesterday, my girlfriend was chasing a single fly around the house that was driving her nuts.....I managed to snag it out of the air with my hand on the first try.....for a second I thought I was like Bruce Lee....

That's me fly killer extraordinaire....WaaaahHHHHHHHH!
Seraphim
06-27-2004, 07:58 PM
I plead the 5th.
Sir Zach of R.
06-27-2004, 08:34 PM
Well I did accidentally shoot a bird with my BB gun then my dog ate it, but other than that.... maybe.
Moledet
06-27-2004, 08:36 PM
Are you trying to solve a murder case?

P.S. I killed no one.
mocking_loudly_died
06-27-2004, 08:40 PM
No, my crime of choice is robbing old people.
Beowulf
06-27-2004, 08:47 PM
WTF?
mocking_loudly_died
06-27-2004, 08:50 PM
WTF?

It's okay I play WASP songs when I drive off with their dentures.

I’m a wild child….etc
memphiz
06-27-2004, 09:11 PM
WTF?

It's okay I play WASP songs when I drive off with their dentures.

I’m a wild child….etc

I..err...a friend of mine shot an old lady in the head with a paintball
Seraphim
06-27-2004, 09:17 PM
WTF?

It's okay I play WASP songs when I drive off with their dentures.

I’m a wild child….etc

I..err...a friend of mine shot an old lady in the head with a paintball

And what happened to your friend. Tell me so I can kick his ass.
memphiz
06-27-2004, 09:21 PM
WTF?

It's okay I play WASP songs when I drive off with their dentures.

I’m a wild child….etc

I..err...a friend of mine shot an old lady in the head with a paintball

And what happened to your friend. Tell me so I can kick his ass.
Pfft she deserved it
basket of soft kittens
06-27-2004, 10:48 PM
damn old people walking around with thier.. their ... thoughts thinking things , who do they think they are .. your friends a hero
SpazzMunky
06-27-2004, 11:24 PM
Some cultures ate their old people when they no longer became useful.
Seraphim
06-27-2004, 11:43 PM
Some cultures ate their old people when they no longer became useful.

Cannibals??!! CAAAANIBAAALS!!!!!!! ;) p-)
n4292936
06-27-2004, 11:51 PM
WTF?

It's okay I play WASP songs when I drive off with their dentures.

I’m a wild child….etc

I..err...a friend of mine shot an old lady in the head with a paintball

And what happened to your friend. Tell me so I can kick his ass.
Pfft she deserved it
rofl rofl rofl im sorry rofl rofl I know its not PC but rofl that's just too funny rofl rofl