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Hrundi V Bakshi
05-13-2009, 05:56 AM
http://strangemaps.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/panarin-us-break.jpg?w=500&h=391
Endtime prophecy is not the province of the religiously excitable alone. Even the die-hard materialists of the Russian intelligence service FSB (formerly the KGB) dabble in apocalyptic musings – although the scope of this particular prediction is not global, but limited to the imminent demise of that old-and-new archenemy, the United States.
Igor Panarin has been predicting the “moral and economic collapse” of the US for about a decade now; he set the Endtime for the American Empire at the year 2010, and the recent arrival of the credit crunch lends some credence to his outlandish forecast - at least as far as the Russian (state) media is concerned. Panarin, formerly a KGB analyst and now an academic, gets about two interview requests a day.



The break-up predicted by Panarin would be the result of mass immigration, economic decline and moral degradation, all of which would trigger a second American civil war, and the collapse of the dollar. This would then lead to the break-up of the United States, by mid-2010, into half a dozen regional sub-entities. These would be dominated or absorbed outright by foreign powers.

Alaska would revert to Russia, and Hawaii would become Chinese or Japanese.
The West Coast (the three Pacific states, joined with Idaho, Nevada, Utah and Arizona in a Californian Republic), would fall to China or at least be under Chinese influence.
A Texas Republic, which would also include New Mexico, Oklahoma and all the other traditionally southern states (except the Carolinas, the Virginias, Kentucky and Tennessee), would similarly be either directly or indirectly under the sway of Mexico.
The aforementioned southern exceptions would join the northeastern states in forming a bloc that might join the European Union.
The rest – all midwestern and western states – would be at Canada’s mercy.
Imagine Chinese overlordship of Utah – another Tibet waiting to happen -, the Maple Leaf flag flying at the Gateway Arch and the European Union and Mexico meeting just south of there, on the Mississippi. As far-fetched as that may sound, Mr Panarin is no fringe looney. He heads the Russian Foreign Ministry’s academy for future diplomats (and Russia will need quite a few more of those, if his prediction comes true). Mr Panarin also is one of the talking heads on (Russian state) tv whenever US-Russian relations are at issue.
The popularity of his end-of-America views mirrors the Kremlin’s semi-official anti-Americanism, and it is all the more popular for the pithy sympathy he wraps up his predicitions in: Panarin claims his disintegration scenario has about 50% chance of happening, and if it did, it would not be the best outcome – for Russia, that is. Even though the Russians would again cross the Bering Strait to retake possession of Alyaska, the disintegration of Russia’s main trading partner would spell economic trouble for the resurgent world power.
One can’t help but feel that Mr Panarin’s view is less a realistic scenario based on cold, hard facts (as he claims), and more a kind of payback for America’s and the West’s gleeful spectatorship of the Soviet Union’s collapse. Mr Panarin explicitly refers to political scientist Emmanuel Todd, who in 1976 predicted the collapse of the Soviet Union. “People laughed at him”, Mr Panarin is quoted as saying by this article (http://online.wsj.com/article/SB123051100709638419.html) in the Wall Street Journal (http://online.wsj.com/), implying that he can relate to the scorn felt by Mr Todd at the time, and is anticipating a similar vindication.
As with religious eschatologists (at least those careless enough to posit a near and definite date for the world’s end), the only way definitely to disprove Mr Panarin’s reverse Schadenfreude is to wait for his prediction to outlive itself. So let’s see exactly what Mr Obama remains president of, if anything, come August 2010…

http://strangemaps.wordpress.com/2009/05/02/379-russia-to-us-youre-breaking-up-too/

Food for thought! Trade across the Atlantic made America rich. Now trade is across the Pacific.

Connaught Ranger
05-13-2009, 05:59 AM
What were these guys on when they came up with this Acid or MJ:roll:

By the way this is nothing new to be posted here, so its not a great first post

Shadowstorm
05-13-2009, 05:59 AM
Repost, This is few months old.

PeterRJG
05-13-2009, 06:03 AM
To quote immortal words: cool story, bro.

MaverickCowboy
05-13-2009, 06:06 AM
Okay. then what? we fight for Independence. AGAIN?

click
05-13-2009, 06:16 AM
To quote immortal words: cool story, bro.

Cool story, bro

LineDoggie
05-13-2009, 06:22 AM
Food for thought! Trade across the Atlantic made America rich. Now trade is across the Pacific.
Food for thought bro, old post content

http://www.militaryphotos.net/forums/showthread.php?t=148685&highlight=russian+professor+predicts+breakup

http://www.militaryphotos.net/forums/showthread.php?t=148927&highlight=russian+professor+predicts+breakup

http://www.militaryphotos.net/forums/showthread.php?t=146742&highlight=russian+professor+predicts+breakup

PS, Say hello to Ralph for me, loved his movies

Soldat_Américain
05-13-2009, 06:24 AM
Cool story, bro
awesome story, bro

click
05-13-2009, 06:27 AM
awesome story, bro

Joke continuation.

You're doing it wrong



p-)

Soldat_Américain
05-13-2009, 06:28 AM
Joke continuation.

You're doing it wrong



p-)
No man it's awesome story...but anyways cool story, bro.

Empulse
05-13-2009, 06:39 AM
(http://www.ridelust.com/wp-content/uploads/not_this_****.jpg)

Empulse
05-13-2009, 06:39 AM
edit wrong topic

Roy Batty
05-13-2009, 06:40 AM
Submit bit@hes !!!

LineDoggie
05-13-2009, 06:43 AM
Submit bit@hes !!!

Death before Anne Murray......

Bro Jangles
05-13-2009, 06:45 AM
California annexing Oregon and Washington cannot be allowed! we need to stop this aggression now!



No man it's awesome story...but anyways cool story, bro.
cool story, bromo

MaverickCowboy
05-13-2009, 06:47 AM
california annexing oregon and washington cannot be allowed! We need to stop this aggression now!



Cool story, bromo

liberate the state of jefferson NOW!

Freedom now!

Wildgoose
05-13-2009, 06:54 AM
I for one, will welcome our new Tex-Mex Overlords.

MaverickCowboy
05-13-2009, 06:56 AM
I for one, will welcome our new Tex-Mex Overlords.

Why do you hate freedom, goose?

a_very_ex_STAB
05-13-2009, 07:12 AM
I was looking for an opportunity to use this pic :-)

Mikhael
05-13-2009, 07:14 AM
Hahaha what a nutcase ... Hawaii will go to China ??? Give me a break what an retard...

Alaska to Russia? Yes a professor fanboy.. Who gave him his title in the first place ....

GorkoSan
05-13-2009, 07:20 AM
...titles, positions and medals come cheap in Russia.

Soldat_Américain
05-13-2009, 07:30 AM
liberate the state of jefferson NOW!

Freedom now!
I thought I was the only one who knew about that plan...ain't gonna happen...population is in the south, oh yeah and I'd kill to keep my home state whole.

Wildgoose
05-13-2009, 07:30 AM
Why do you hate freedom, goose?

I cherish freedom, but I love carne asada and sopapillas more!woot

LineDoggie
05-13-2009, 07:34 AM
I cherish freedom, but I love carne asada and sopapillas more!woot
Aha! Knew you were a Infiltrator

Who won the 1992 World Series? and be quick Aboot it.....

shadowsrider
05-13-2009, 07:56 AM
In the entire concept I like the most the Canadian imperial ambitions and admire the state strenghth: they will absorb more population that they've got - that's gonna be difficult!
Blame Canada, blame Canada...

SupaDupaTank
05-13-2009, 08:00 AM
Always this trolls who make Russia look bad!
Hawaii go to China yhea right!:bash:

Hilbert
05-13-2009, 08:05 AM
Repost of a repost of a repost.

Red_Rage
05-13-2009, 09:08 AM
Not...this...again...

TheArmenian
05-13-2009, 09:12 AM
I love your username. One of the best movies ever.

Anthony91
05-13-2009, 09:16 AM
Sounds like a retarded video game... (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shattered_Union)

Mikhael
05-13-2009, 11:14 AM
Sounds like a retarded video game... (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shattered_Union)


Wow .. i think this 'professor" stole map from this game but he forgot the European Union occupation of New York p-)

Moledet
05-13-2009, 11:19 AM
So Kentucky and Tennessee will join the EU?

LineDoggie
05-13-2009, 11:28 AM
So Kentucky and Tennessee will join the EU?
Only if Dueling Banjos can be the National Anthems

http://www.youtube.com/watch/v/1tqxzWdKKu8

INAT
05-13-2009, 11:34 AM
I for one welcome our new Chinese overlords.

Albatross
05-13-2009, 11:36 AM
I will eat a gun before I fall under canuckistanian rule

Hrundi V Bakshi
05-13-2009, 11:37 AM
http://image.examiner.com/images/blog/wysiwyg/image/Chuck_Norris.jpg

Will Chuck Norris be the first President of Texas since 1846?

http://www.worldnetdaily.com/index.php?fa=PAGE.view&pageId=91103

Soldat_Américain
05-13-2009, 11:42 AM
I'm moving to Tejas if the Chinese control the Left Coast

SBL
05-13-2009, 11:43 AM
Breaking up is hard to do.

Notlim
05-13-2009, 11:44 AM
I love your username. One of the best movies ever.

Birdie Num Num!

Agreed ,,,,

Flounder
05-13-2009, 11:45 AM
Niiiice. I have always wanted an American to mow my lawn in the summer.

You guys might as well get used to spelling "color" the correct way. C-o-l-o-u-r.

Soldat_Américain
05-13-2009, 11:48 AM
what about Honor...maybe you should spell things the way they sound

Albatross
05-13-2009, 11:48 AM
you guys don't have summer.

Anthony91
05-13-2009, 11:49 AM
Niiiice. I have always wanted an American to mow my lawn in the summer.

You guys might as well get used to spelling "color" the correct way. C-o-l-o-u-r.

It's "Colour" actually, I don't see where you're getting that extra stuff all of the sudden.

Britboy
05-13-2009, 11:49 AM
I will eat a gun before I fall under canuckistanian rule

Your avatar -

What the ****??!

LineDoggie
05-13-2009, 04:23 PM
you guys don't have summer. IIRC it's only 3 days long though, then its back to 2 hours of sunlight and Gordon Lightfoot marathons via shortwave radio

Kilgor
05-13-2009, 06:05 PM
Your avatar -

What the ****??!

http://awkwardfamilyphotos.com/

Pete031
05-13-2009, 06:32 PM
Heh....Funny. Maybe I'll have a cottage in Montana...

Roy Batty
05-13-2009, 07:03 PM
I will eat a gun before I fall under canuckistanian rule

You want catsup with that pal?

BlackJack22
05-13-2009, 07:12 PM
About the dumbest thing Ive seen on here besides my posts. I can see folks in my town under Mexican government.

PeterRJG
05-13-2009, 07:13 PM
IIRC it's only 3 days long though, then its back to 2 hours of sunlight and Gordon Lightfoot marathons via shortwave radio

I'd take that over Neil Young or Anne Murray marathons.

wicked_hind
05-13-2009, 07:14 PM
About the dumbest thing Ive seen on here besides my posts. I can see folks in my town under Mexican government.

I think that's pretty much every town in the deep south. We Texans can handle ourselves just fine.

V.I.D.
05-13-2009, 07:19 PM
I for one, will welcome our new Tex-Mex Overlords.

I for one, am sick and tired of people using "I for one" one-liners. It's been done to death, hello? Move on to another lame joke, there's plenty around to choose from.

Roy Batty
05-13-2009, 07:20 PM
I for one, am sick and tired of people using "I for one" one-liners. It's been done to death, hello? Move on to another lame joke, there's plenty around to choose from.

I for one concure......

Dominique
05-13-2009, 08:30 PM
I'm planning on succeeding, forming my own country, and asking for US economic aid. b ut before I do, I wanna know where I'll end up on the map. ;)

LineDoggie
05-13-2009, 08:33 PM
I'm planning on succeeding, forming my own country, and asking for US economic aid. b ut before I do, I wanna know where I'll end up on the map. ;)

the Peoples Revolutionary Bolivarian Democratic Republic of Northern Venezuelinia

Wheras I will be the Magnanamous Warlord of the Combined Long Island Tribes running from Red Hook to Riverhead


Blood for Blood, its all good for the Long Houses

Roy Batty
05-13-2009, 08:33 PM
Join us Dom. We have lots of Beaver.........and we are all stocked up on Maple Syrup and Bacon....

California Joe
05-13-2009, 08:37 PM
Mmmmmmmm beaver...

redhawk_six
05-13-2009, 09:15 PM
Funny, I would've thought Alaska, Washington and Oregon would end up in Canadian hands. Hell, Washington's half way there already.

Sig, you forgot to mention Canadian Beer.

PeterRJG
05-13-2009, 09:17 PM
I'm planning on succeeding, forming my own country, and asking for US economic aid. b ut before I do, I wanna know where I'll end up on the map. ;)

I think you've succeeded already mate.

The word I think you're looking for is "secede"

PeterRJG
05-13-2009, 09:18 PM
Join us Dom. We have lots of Beaver.........and we are all stocked up on Maple Syrup and Bacon....

...and the Canuckians need all the help they can get in the Commonwealth Games.

wildcat
05-13-2009, 09:22 PM
Alaska to Russia?
won't happen Sarah Palin will see them coming from her back yard

Flounder
05-14-2009, 10:43 AM
Join us, and you get free health care too, just in case you get hurt mowing my lawn.

Luckily this won't be happening just yet, as I awoke this morning to a nice dump of snow so I don't think I need to worry about finding an American to mow my lawn anytime soon.