what's the most embarassing thing that's ever happened to...

[Jack Mehoff]

you?

[Fintin]

i **** my pants....about two years ago....i just told everyone as fast as i could and laughed about it....if you do the damage yourself...things end up for the better usualy

[Herrmannek]

One female friend asked me to bring next female friend so I went to second one and said using name of second as first one that first is calling here to do sumthing :cantbeli: , And this happened after 3 years of learning together in the same class...

[molly747]

My freshman year in college, at my first frat party, I was walking down some stairs (which were very old and worn down) and slipped and fell and "bumped" on the way down. That is, I sat down hard and proceeded to slide down the entire stairs on my butt. In a skirt. Everyone saw. And laughed. Quite embarrassing.

Also, another freshman moment, I had shacked my boyfriend's place, and I was coming into the dorms in the morning. Hair a wreck, makeup smudged, skirt still on but with a frat shirt on, barefoot, carrying my heels, smelling like cigarettes, alcohol, and Gods knows what else. Who should I see but one of my friend's parents, who also happen to be good friends with my parents. I tried to avoid them, but they saw me and proceeded to talk to me for like 20 minutes. They were on their way to church. I wanted to crawl in a hole and die.

[Jack Mehoff]

Bitch-slapped by a girl because she thought I touched her butt in a line for movie tickets, but in fact it was her boy friend. She apologized and offered to buy me a ticket.

[molly747]

Bitch-slapped by a girl because she thought I touched her butt in a line for movie tickets, but in fact it was her boy friend. She apologized and offered to buy me a ticket.

HA! rofl

I was once at a band party and felt a hand grab my butt and squeeze it. It was some girl who thought she had her boyfriend's butt (he was right next to me). She squeezed my butt for like 5 minutes.

[Hullebullen]

I was once at a band party and felt a hand grab my butt and squeeze it. It was some girl who thought she had her boyfriend's butt (he was right next to me). She squeezed my butt for like 5 minutes.

She must have really known her stuff since you didn't bother telling her stop, right?

[ChuckThunder]

Nothing off the top of my head... I do however have a story of a kid I go to school with.

Well I was in class talking with a bunch of guys and this kid was talking about how he left school early, got in his car, took some hits of acid and drove off. Well he then had to fix a flat tire while he was hopped up on acid, big mess, ect. He finishes saying, "that was the third worst moment of my life." So of course every one is asking, "What were the first two?!?"

He at first said, he wouldn't tell. But he eventually gave in to peer pressure and here is how the story went...

He was on the Eastern Shore on day and met these "hardcore wiggers", as he put it. They aksed him to come to one of thier houses and smoke weed. He of course went along being the druggie he is. (Now, I myself don't do drugs, I don't even drink, so before you go off thinking every kid in the US is a pot head, ect. it isn't true) Back to the story...

So he is now at one of the wiggers' house, which has a dock on the Bay. They go on the dock and smoke weed for something like 4 hours, IIRC. He said he had never been so high in his life. Well, he now has to take a crap. So he walks back towards the house, he gets off the dock and falls down, ****ting himself on the spot! So he gets up, no one saw him so he goes into the house to "clean up". Well he tried to clean up...

He got to the bath room and he said **** ended up getting all over the floor, walls, ceiling, shower, himself, ect. So instead of using toilet paper he uses towels! This didn't help, it smeared the **** more and more. So he gives up, takes all the soiled towels and throws them under the sink. He then runs to his car and drives off. Lucky for him, he didn't know the kids. I can only imagine what that kid and/or his parents thought when they entered that bathroom...

Also, high or not, that kid is never coming to my home.

[Midav]

About 1996, a former gf and I were having fun and getting "intimate". Her parents were out of town and we were *ahem* showering together and having some fun when we heard the front door open up.

I felt this cold chill run down my spine. We grabbed our clothes and ran into her bedroom where she told me to hide in the closet (classic).

My gf put on a robe and went to the door, and luckily for us, she used the chain lock. Anyway, her brother and his gf came to visit. He must have heard us running, because he asked who elese was there and she said nobody and that she was taking a shower.... They stayed for a good 2 hours and the whole time I was stuck butt ass naked in the closet.

Finally, they get up to leave and right as he was passing in front of my gf's bedroom, her brother said "Oh, you can let your boyfriend out of the closet now" and left.

:oops:

[Midtown]

HAHA! My girlfriends dad has walked in on us EVERY god damn time we do anything ****** in her house. I always tell her, no your dads gonna walk in, and shes like "no no, he wont" BLAMMO Here comes Papa. Its not really embarressing, but the guy owns 3 guns.

Heres another entertaining one. I dont really get embarrested, because i dont give a ****. But I was rollerblading around the lakes with my buddy zack, and I was trying to stop (I hockey stop on rollerblades) and I clip a wet spot. THUD my ass hits the pavement. Im like "meh" Then some crazy Latino guy pops out of a bush and goes "Holy **** dude you wiped out!" I go "yeah I did huh" He goes "that was ****ing awesome, want a beer?" So I go have a beer with him and the latino crew hiding on the ledge of the lake behind bushes. So because I **** up and fall on my ass, i get rewarded with alchohol. Talk about a good deal.

[Midav]

Cool. Looks like it worked out :)

[1Cie GevGn]

Gone camping at the sea, with 4 dudes in 2 tents, going out, getting hammered, go back to the camping, crash in the middle of the tent knocking it down, sleep till dawn, have a Dutch family standing there when I wake up in the afternoon, wearing a hat with 2 cupholders and a swimshort with one nut in, and one nut hanging out.

They felt so sorry for me they invited me into the camper they were staying and made me some breakfast :hug: :oops:

Found a friend in the brushes not too far off, and it took all day to find the other two. They somehow managed to break into another camping close to ours and sleep in the ganitor's shack.

The best part is, I later found the underwear of 1 girl (I know it because she showed them when we were in a bar, I asked the colour ;) ) in the broken tent and 1 empty bottle of tequila we were saving for the last day, and 1 squished lemon.

I NEVER EVER found out wheter I arrived and passed out or something happened in between.

And I stopped drinking since woot

[Roger Rabbit]

Bitch-slapped by a girl because she thought I touched her butt in a line for movie tickets, but in fact it was her boy friend. She apologized and offered to buy me a ticket.

HA! rofl

I was once at a band party and felt a hand grab my butt and squeeze it. It was some girl who thought she had her boyfriend's butt (he was right next to me). She squeezed my butt for like 5 minutes.

I walked up to a bar and i was drunk, i tired to lean against the bar and my left hand i realised was touching something firm yet soft. I wondered over this strange feeling for a while and then turned to look and see wht i was holding. It was some girls butt, luckily i slurred out an apology and she smiled and said nothing.

[American Patriot]

So anyway, I was at this awesome party and I see my friend playing hide-the-salami with this hot chick who was leaning out of a window. Being the drunk bastards we were, he tags me ala tag team wrestling and I take over only to find out 5 minutes later that it's my sister.

[FallenAngel]

About 1996, a former gf and I were having fun and getting "intimate". Her parents were out of town and we were *ahem* showering together and having some fun when we heard the front door open up.

I felt this cold chill run down my spine. We grabbed our clothes and ran into her bedroom where she told me to hide in the closet (classic).

My gf put on a robe and went to the door, and luckily for us, she used the chain lock. Anyway, her brother and his gf came to visit. He must have heard us running, because he asked who elese was there and she said nobody and that she was taking a shower.... They stayed for a good 2 hours and the whole time I was stuck butt ass naked in the closet.

Finally, they get up to leave and right as he was passing in front of my gf's bedroom, her brother said "Oh, you can let your boyfriend out of the closet now" and left.

:oops:

Been there....except it was my gf's younger sister (about 15) who got home from school early one day. While my gf went to the front door, I bolted out the back and hopped the back wall.

Course...it was only then I remembered that I had parked my car on the street infront of my gf's place. :oops:

Oh...and the whole father thing....yeah....let's not go there. Let's just say that there wasn't too much guess work to be done to figure out what we were doing.

[FallenAngel]

So anyway, I was at this awesome party and I see my friend playing hide-the-salami with this hot chick who was leaning out of a window. Being the drunk bastards we were, he tags me ala tag team wrestling and I take over only to find out 5 minutes later that it's my sister.

PLease tell me you're joking! :cantbeli:

[American Patriot]

No reason for me to lie on an internet site

[NcDeuce]

High school, junior year...home game...I was playing Kick Returner on Special Teams...(Note: I suffered a concussion prior to this but continued to play)

Well, it was either the 3rd or 4th quarter and the opposing team kicks it to us. I, having the living crap knocked outta me in the first half, was in a daze and let the ball go (thinking it was a punt return and not a kickoff return). As they came sprinting down the turf, I'm standing there by the ball watching it roll, still thinking it was a punt return. I hear somebody yelling my name and I look up and it's the coach yelling. I finally realize it's a kickoff and not a punt and grab it, a fraction of a second before I get schnockered once again. I crack up everytime I watch that game on film.


My freshman year in college, at my first frat party, I was walking down some stairs (which were very old and worn down) and slipped and fell and "bumped" on the way down. That is, I sat down hard and proceeded to slide down the entire stairs on my butt. In a skirt. Everyone saw. And laughed. Quite embarrassing.

Also, another freshman moment, I had shacked my boyfriend's place, and I was coming into the dorms in the morning. Hair a wreck, makeup smudged, skirt still on but with a frat shirt on, barefoot, carrying my heels, smelling like cigarettes, alcohol, and Gods knows what else.

rofl

That's always fun.

rofl

[mattnwnc03]

My freshman year in college, at my first frat party, I was walking down some stairs (which were very old and worn down) and slipped and fell and "bumped" on the way down. That is, I sat down hard and proceeded to slide down the entire stairs on my butt. In a skirt. Everyone saw. And laughed. Quite embarrassing.

Also, another freshman moment, I had shacked my boyfriend's place, and I was coming into the dorms in the morning. Hair a wreck, makeup smudged, skirt still on but with a frat shirt on, barefoot, carrying my heels, smelling like cigarettes, alcohol, and Gods knows what else. Who should I see but one of my friend's parents, who also happen to be good friends with my parents. I tried to avoid them, but they saw me and proceeded to talk to me for like 20 minutes. They were on their way to church. I wanted to crawl in a hole and die. to me thats just frickin hot

[100_Percent_HOOAH]

I got extremely trashed at motel party I was at. I passed out on the couch and rolled off onto the floor. Somewhere within that night almost all of my clothes disappeared except for my boxers. I wake up the next morning still trashed and feeling like complete ****. I stand up and stretch and these 3 girls and this guy are just staring at me and I couldn't figure out why. My friend Emily came up to me and whispered something in my ear and I realize I had a huge morning wood going on in front of everyone! I was so drunk I didn't even care and muttered something like "what you've never seen a **** before?" and proceeded into the bathroom to puke some more. Two of the girls called me the next day and wanted to know if I wanted to go out LMFAO. I got the nickname MW (morning wood) from that one.

[n4292936]

So anyway, I was at this awesome party and I see my friend playing hide-the-salami with this hot chick who was leaning out of a window. Being the drunk bastards we were, he tags me ala tag team wrestling and I take over only to find out 5 minutes later that it's my sister.

PLease tell me you're joking! :cantbeli:

ohhhhh noo rofl rofl :cantbeli: that's the funniest yet by far. What did your sister say? "well at least your better than dad"? ;) :hug:

[Hullebullen]

So anyway, I was at this awesome party and I see my friend playing hide-the-salami with this hot chick who was leaning out of a window. Being the drunk bastards we were, he tags me ala tag team wrestling and I take over only to find out 5 minutes later that it's my sister.

PLease tell me you're joking! :cantbeli:

ohhhhh noo rofl rofl :cantbeli: that's the funniest yet by far. What did your sister say? "well at least your better than dad"? ;) :hug:

Ah, that's disturbing, but funny nonetheless! rofl

[Nawlins]

No reason for me to lie on an internet site

Yikes.

So I guess now you always make sure you know EXACTLY who you're banging.

[el borracho]

A few years ago...I had been 18 and graduated for about a month. Were at a huge party in the woods, chicks everywhere, I'm real drunk. I overhear some guys daring eachother to walk across the bonfire...no one would do it. Here I come to demonstrate my manliness "F*ck yeah! I'll do it!"

So everyone at this place turns to watch me...I start going across, not so bad yet. I stand in the middle, take a swig of brew and am shouting obscenities at everyone, I look at my shoes and the soles are turning gooey (the flames are like 4 feet high). Realizing this is not a good idea, I step out onto one of the large rocks around the fire pit...my loss of traction causes me to slip and I fall right on my ass. Everyone thinks I am playing around so the jocks pour beer all over me. I try to get up, but I can't...my ankle is sprained. I drink the rest of the night away and forget about the pain.

I wake up (still in the woods) and my ankle is the size of a (US) football. I need medical attention, so my buddy drives both of our hungover asses to town. He drops me off at my house around 6 am, I limp across my yard, figuring my parents are still asleep I go inside...and my whole family is up cooking a huge breakfast. Everyone is staring at me, I am covered in dirt, leaves and sticks are in my hair, the bottoms of my pants are burnt and frayed. My dad says "what the hell happened to you?" I gave him some BS story about how we were 4x4-ing in the woods, and I slipped trying to get out of my buddy's huge redneck truck. He took me to the doctor and I told the doc the same BS.

Obviously my story can explain my appearance, but nobody called me out on it. I bet my dad knew, and didn't want to make me look like the jackass that I was by making me tell him the truth.

[basket of soft kittens]

So anyway, I was at this awesome party and I see my friend playing hide-the-salami with this hot chick who was leaning out of a window. Being the drunk bastards we were, he tags me ala tag team wrestling and I take over only to find out 5 minutes later that it's my sister.


anyone smell that....it smells like...like... oh yeah
http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:YRNPrk_TPWAJ:www.cpcug.net/images/bull****.jpg

Bitch-slapped by a girl because she thought I touched her butt in a line for movie tickets, but in fact it was her boy friend. She apologized and offered to buy me a ticket.

HA! rofl

I was once at a band party and felt a hand grab my butt and squeeze it. It was some girl who thought she had her boyfriend's butt (he was right next to me). She squeezed my butt for like 5 minutes.

I walked up to a bar and i was drunk, i tired to lean against the bar and my left hand i realised was touching something firm yet soft. I wondered over this strange feeling for a while and then turned to look and see wht i was holding. It was some girls butt, luckily i slurred out an apology and she smiled and said nothing.

those are the type of chicks that need some lovin'

[Jack Mehoff]

My girl friend's parents caught their own daughter and me having *** on their dining table.

[Tranceaddict]

My girl friend's parents caught their own daughter and me having *** on their dining table.

Oh man. This one takes the cake.


I'm at my gf's house, in the guest room. We start to get intimate. Unfortunately, the door is open and the mom comes in. Half a second before she comes into view, I try to get up from being on top of her and in doing so fall off the bed head first and the mother walks in and KNOWS EXACTLY what was going on. Wasn't ***, but was pretty bad :oops:

Didn't talk to her daughter for a day or two. God to i hate immature parents

[Kriz]

Being so drunk I slept for like 2 hours in our city park :p After I had puked several times off course :)

Breaking up with your gf and then having lots of alcohol ==> bad

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Being so drunk I slept for like 2 hours in our city park :p After I had puked several times off course :)

Breaking up with your gf and then having lots of alcohol ==> bad

I have a similar thing happen to me, got completely twatted out one night, proceeded to fall asleep in a club despite the loud music being pumped out a few inches from my head, was then woken up by bouncers in an empty club after closing time, they were convinced I'd done drugs, which i hadn't, and proceeded to escort me downstairs and dump me on the street outside.. tried to find my way home, ended up lost in the town center fell asleep in a doorway in the old castle walls, no doubt a bed for countless ruff sleepers before me over the passed 8 centuries, I woke up about an hour later.. it was snowing. So I decided to have another go at finding my way home, ended up on the wrong side of town, so I found a park bench and slept there for another couple of hours under some newspaper I found, when I woke up it was still dark but I had sobered up enough to find my way home.

http://www.newblehome.co.uk/photographs/mamiya/ctdoor.jpg
my bed that night

[Midtown]

So anyway, I was at this awesome party and I see my friend playing hide-the-salami with this hot chick who was leaning out of a window. Being the drunk bastards we were, he tags me ala tag team wrestling and I take over only to find out 5 minutes later that it's my sister.

PLease tell me you're joking! :cantbeli:

ohhhhh noo rofl rofl :cantbeli: that's the funniest yet by far. What did your sister say? "well at least your better than dad"? ;) :hug:

Ah, that's disturbing, but funny nonetheless! rofl

No way, you banged your sister!? Thats right outta eurotrip!

[MolliG]

On a Geog' field-trip in the good ol' SW. Really horrible weather, stuck in a stuffy minibus. After a while we (My class, near 30.) get to our drop-off and head on foot across the fields to our target river (Well, brook.). Nearly there we come across a near swamp. It was a track, and as you know tracks are muddy, but this track wasn't just muddy, it's was ****ing muddy due to the rain and the herd of cows that had trampled across it earlier, and as cows do they had let some of their waste go (You couldn't see it, but you could smell it.). Everybody makes their way across, and me and my mate watch and discuss people's routes and near misses. Then it was our turn. Halfway through we're doing okay, then... Bugger my welly is stuck, my rhythm ruined... Blap! Hand, followed by most of my arse and back goes right into the ****. Teachers (Who are hot, I just know you lot want to know ;).) turn around and laugh. My attempts to get up are made worst by the fact that I'm carrying the Dumpey's tripod (Which weighed quite a bit.). Eventually I make it, with everyone laughing at me, **** all over my self and nothing to wash it off with.

Then later on in the day I slipped and when arse up in a river, also every time I sat down a massive fart noise emerged form the air trapped in my waterproofs and...

Finally got back to the centre had a shower then became the celeb' of the trip.

:lol:

[Trigger]

It's a toss up between:
Walking home from school one day and not realizing I was on an ice covered sidewalk...I went from walking to flailing to flat on my back in about a half-second. I felt like Charlie Brown when Lucy yanks the football away at the las second. I even made that 'crunch!' sound when I landed.
or
Being entirely too drunk and having a massive puke (in the nearest flowerpot) while hitting on some girl...she ran off going 'eeewwww!' :oops:

Good times.

[Midtown]

Austrailian for snipa

[Hot Lips]

I was walking to a computer class with my ex and as we started over one of downtown Pittsburgh's bridges the wind rolling over the river swept my skirt up. It was a constant strong wind and my skirt was a long flowing skirt and I only had on full coverage white undies underneath. If I held a hand in front and back the sides blew up --- if I held the sides down the front and back blew up. There was no getting around hundreds of people driving or walking to work getting a free show from me that day and I didn't even have on sexy underpants.

I cried the whole walk over. Mostly cause my ex walked about 6 feet ahead of me the whole way.

[Tranceaddict]

I cried the whole walk over. Mostly cause my ex walked about 6 feet ahead of me the whole way.

What a douche, That's one of the reasons hes an ex. I would have put my hand around your waist and rested my hand on your hip to try to help or something. I swear man, guys have no manners anymore :|

[Midtown]

Hahahahhahahaha Manners, that was a good one.

[Hot Lips]

I cried the whole walk over. Mostly cause my ex walked about 6 feet ahead of me the whole way.

What a douche, That's one of the reasons hes an ex. I would have wrapped my hand around you and rested my hand on your hip to try to help or something. I swear man, guys have no manners anymore :|

Yeah that's what I wanted him to do, but he was too embarrassed. heehee

Another time that happened, but I work black stockings and garters to work so the reaction was positive all the way around. teeheeheheee

[100_Percent_HOOAH]

I cried the whole walk over. Mostly cause my ex walked about 6 feet ahead of me the whole way.

What a douche, That's one of the reasons hes an ex. I would have wrapped my hand around you and rested my hand on your hip to try to help or something. I swear man, guys have no manners anymore :|

Yeah that's what I wanted him to do, but he was too embarrassed. heehee

Another time that happened, but I work black stockings and garters to work so the reaction was positive all the way around. teeheeheheee

Black stocking and garters...mmmm damn ;)

Pittsburgh girls are so damn fine, my last gf went to school at University of Pittsburgh. So many fine women it made my head spin :lol: Wish I never moved!

[ibstolidude]

I cried the whole walk over. Mostly cause my ex walked about 6 feet ahead of me the whole way.

What a douche, That's one of the reasons hes an ex. I would have wrapped my hand around you and rested my hand on your hip to try to help or something. I swear man, guys have no manners anymore :|

Yeah that's what I wanted him to do, but he was too embarrassed. heehee

Another time that happened, but I work black stockings and garters to work so the reaction was positive all the way around. teeheeheheee

Black stocking and garters...mmmm damn ;)

Pittsburgh girls are so damn fine, my last gf went to school at University of Pittsburgh. So many fine women it made my head spin :lol: Wish I never moved!
ahh pgh girls - now that takes me back!