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farmgirl
06-29-2004, 01:57 AM
Have a great day, sugar!!! :hug:
Jack Mehoff
06-29-2004, 01:59 AM
Thanks babe
Romulus
06-29-2004, 02:20 AM
I'll make sure my speedo is on "EXTRA" tight when I jump out of the birthday cake. ;) rofl
Ratamacue
06-29-2004, 02:48 AM
I love you Jack.
Herrmannek
06-29-2004, 03:00 AM
I love you Jack.
rofl, like would be more aprioperate esspecialy if youwant became president..

Once a year we celebrate
With stupid hats and plastic plates
The fact that you were able to make
Another trip around the sun

And the whole clan gathers round
And gifts and laughter do abound
And we let out a joyful sound
And sing that stupid song

Happy birthday!
Now you're one year older!
Happy birthday!
Your life still isn't over!
Happy birthday!
You did not accomplish much
But you didn't die this year
I guess that's good enough

So let's drink to your fading health
And hope you don't remind yourself
The chance of finding fame and wealth
Decrease with every year

Does it feel like you're doing laps
And eating food and taking naps
And hoping that someday perhaps
Your life will hold some cheer

Happy birthday!
What have you done that matters?
Happy birthday!
You're starting to get fatter
Happy birthday!
It's downhill from now on
Try not to remind yourself
Your best years are all gone

If cryogenics were all free
Then you could live like Walt Disney
And live for all eternity
Inside a block of ice

But instead your time is set
This is the only life you get
And though it hasn't ended yet
Sometimes you wish it might

Happy birthday!
You wish you had more money
Happy birthday!
Your life's so sad it's funny
Happy birthday!
How much more can you take?
But your friends are hungry
So just cut the stupid cake

Happy birthday!
Happy birthday!
Happy birthday, dear... Jack
Flagg
06-29-2004, 03:00 AM
Happy B-Day Jack...
UoUo
06-29-2004, 03:12 AM
Happy birthday jack... :D
FallenAngel
06-29-2004, 03:23 AM
Happy B-day Jack.

Hope the little lady gives you something good for your special day :lol:
Rantanplan
06-29-2004, 03:35 AM
Happy B-day Wack.
Kriz
06-29-2004, 03:43 AM
Congratz !
mack pl
06-29-2004, 05:41 AM
Zdrowia szęścia pomyślności, a pałka niech Ci stoi jak lańca ułańska !!!!!

:lol: I mean, congrats man ;) :lol:
Operation Ivy
06-29-2004, 06:31 AM
Happy birthday jack... :D
ShotOver
06-29-2004, 08:23 AM
Happy birthday mate :)
cut
06-29-2004, 09:37 AM
happy birthday mate
Uncle Sam
06-29-2004, 09:45 AM
Happy B-Day













Now...DO PUSH-UPS !!!
Dennis G
06-29-2004, 10:44 AM
Happy Birthday man
Sierra
06-29-2004, 10:52 AM
Happy Birthday Jack woot
WolverineBlue
06-29-2004, 11:06 AM
Happy birthday dude -- how old?
Ria
06-29-2004, 11:13 AM
Happy birthday Jack woot :D :hug: Have a great day :hug:
Trigger
06-29-2004, 01:02 PM
Happy Birthday Jack! woot
tony6
06-29-2004, 01:11 PM
Happy Birthday, dude.
Fintin
06-29-2004, 01:54 PM
happy day...dont wet the bed
Hot Lips
06-29-2004, 02:58 PM
Happy B-day Jack :D
seventy6er
06-29-2004, 03:12 PM
Alles Gute zum Geburtstag, Alter...!!! Hau' rein!!!
MolliG
06-29-2004, 03:31 PM
Happy Birthday Mr Mehoff. :)
Tane Angle
06-29-2004, 03:35 PM
Happy Birthday Jack! woot
memphiz
06-29-2004, 05:56 PM
Happy B-day Jack! (Its my moms B-day too)
So what are you 24 now?
stuntman
06-29-2004, 06:03 PM
Happy birthday Jack!

Here's your birthday present enjoy,http://www.perfectpeople.net/media/celebs/883/80530-1038719702.jpg
I hope you like Puerto Rican girls.

Weep em man it's Jack!
to free the oppressed
06-29-2004, 06:41 PM
Happy Birthday Jack :D woot
Seraphim
06-29-2004, 09:31 PM
Next year I'll buy ya soem Viagra.
06-29-2004, 10:29 PM
Happy birthday Mr.Mehoff.... ;)