Who won WW2?

[AmaStrat]

Was there any clear winner in this war?

[budgie]

Oh sweet Jesus tap-dancing Christ

[Midav]

In before lock

[RECON DOC]

Denmark.........

[Gleipnir]

http://i664.photobucket.com/albums/vv2/radialsesamoid/billyc.jpg

[BloodyTalon]

Was there any clear winner in this war?
Gentlemen, what you are witnessing is the single most retarded question in the history of Militaryphotos.net. There is no possible way that this can ever be topped in sheer stupidity.

[kuttless]

Finland won WW2.


Popcorn anyone?

[nullterm]

Gentlemen, what you are witnessing is the single most retarded question in the history of Militaryphotos.net. There is no possible way that this can ever be topped in sheer stupidity.

Oh man, did you miss out.

http://www.militaryphotos.net/forums/showthread.php?t=120810

[Midav]

Ein Reich. Ein Volk. Ein mp.net.

Any kweshtuns? I soght not.

[LineDoggie]

Was there any clear winner in this war?
The Allies

http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h222/linedoggie/hellfishv3.gif

[Glax69]

The Germans, moron.

[the_penguin]

I did...why do you ask?

[BloodyTalon]

Oh man, did you miss out.

http://www.militaryphotos.net/forums/showthread.php?t=120810
Sorry, but although BloodDiamond Pants are a national treasure on MP.net, it doesn't top the OP's question

[Jiggy]

Iran, silly.

[offspring]

my *****....

[Midav]

my *****....

I hate you.

Like your avatar, though. Bender woulda won WW2. Singlehandedly.

[AmaStrat]

The Germans, moron.


Oh yea? How?

[offspring]

I hate you.

Like your avatar, though. Bender woulda won WW2. Singlehandedly.

Well since we are pitting the hypothetical in this "who could of won WWII" debate I'd say my own personal fav of taylor swift could of dealt those nazis a serious blow if she was around back then...if she had super cruise

[Midav]

Oh yea? How?

The European Union commissioners have announced that agreement has
been reached to adopt English as the preferred language for European
communications, rather than German, which was the other possibility.
As part of the negotiations, the British government conceded that
English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a
five-year phased plan for what will be known as EuroEnglish (Euro for
short).
In the first year, "s" will be used instead of the soft "c".
Sertainly, sivil servants will resieve this news with joy. Also, the
hard "c" will be replaced with "k". Not only will this klear up
konfusion, but typewriters kan have one less letter.

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the
troublesome "ph" will be replaced by "f". This will make words like
"fotograf" 20 per sent shorter.

In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be
expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are
possible. Governments will enkorage the removal of double letters,
which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil
agre that the horible mes of silent "e"s in the languag is
disgrasful, and they would go.

By the fourth year, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing
"th" by z" and "w" by " v".

During ze fifz year, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords
kontaining "ou", and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer
kombinations of leters.

After zis fifz yer, ve vil hav a reli sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be
no mor trubls or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand
ech ozer.

Ze drem vil finali kum tru.

[AmaStrat]

So why is this question not liked on this board?

[offspring]

So why is this question not liked on this board?

because you touch yourself

[Midav]

Well since we are pitting the hypothetical in this "who could of won WWII" debate I'd say my own personal fav of taylor swift could of dealt those nazis a serious blow if she was around back then...if she had super cruise

tehehe

she could deal me a serious blow anytime... oh no i didn't

;)

[offspring]

tehehe

she could deal me a serious blow anytime... oh no i didn't

;)

you sick, sick man you....

[offspring]

the '09 vintage is starting off on the right track i see

[Holmes85]

I don't know whether or not to beat myself over the head because of this question or drown out my sorrows watching the militarychannel.

What the Hell is Wrong with our Education System.

[Midav]

the '09 vintage is starting off on the right track i see

Not a good year for posters is it? We're such connoisseurs.

[PeterRJG]

So why is this question not liked on this board?

A simple matter of not RTFMing before posting, or Googling. I stress the word "simple".

[offspring]

I don't know whether or not to beat myself over the head because of this question or drown out my sorrows watching the militarychannel.

What the Hell is Wrong with our Education System.


i have some advil for you when you're done

[Cstafford]

This thread is relavent to my interests

[offspring]

Not a good year for posters is it? We're such connoisseurs.

(sips scotch and nods in agreement) i've been looking forward to the 2010 crowd

[AmaStrat]

A simple matter of not RTFMing before posting, or Googling. I stress the word "simple".

Do you think you could've actually answered my question with the amount of letters you used in your original reply?

[PeterRJG]

Do you think you could've actually answered my question with the amount of letters you used in your original reply?

Yep, but why should I? I'm giving you some serious advice if you want to stay on this board for any length of time. I'm no moderator, but I'm a pretty good judge of when someone's stay here may be a short one.

[offspring]

Do you think you could've actually answered my question with the amount of letters you used in your original reply?

his keyboard won't allow it...damn japanese piece of crap

[Midav]

(sips scotch and nods in agreement) i've been looking forward to the 2010 crowd

Ahh scotch. Have not had that in a while. After midnight, though. Will have to stick with beer. Cheers!

[AmaStrat]

Yep, but why should I? I'm giving you some serious advice if you want to stay on this board for any length of time. I'm no moderator, but I'm a pretty good judge of when someone's stay here may be a short one.


Why shouldn't you? Is this the most forbiddent topic on this board?

[Skutatos]

Why shouldn't you? Is this the most forbiddent topic on this board?

Yes. Due to laws enacted by Adolf Hitler after he won ww2, we are not allowed to discuss this topic.

[ting]

Was there any clear winner in this war?

You need to operationalize your question.

Definition of clear winner is a good place to start.

I would suggest you elaborate your thinking behind your question. If your thinking makes sence, perhaps you will get more serious answers.

[Kadrun]

WTH!!!
I did not know WWII ended until now!!!

[asch]

Why shouldn't you? Is this the most forbiddent topic on this board?
yes. you noobs just don't know.

and btw, rapebears brigade already sent to your location. i would run, if i were you. bye.

[Gleipnir]

the '09 vintage is starting off on the right track i see

Hey, he's a December 2008, don't try to lump him in with us Niners.

[AmaStrat]

You need to operationalize your question.

Definition of clear winner is a good place to start.

I would suggest you elaborate your thinking behind your question. If your thinking makes sence, perhaps you will get more serious answers.

I thought it made perfect sense. Don't the Russians claim that they won the war, isn't it a fact?

[b.scheller]

Everyone lost in the war, the Soviets lost about 20 million of their populace. China lost a similar number but smaller in terms of per the whole percentage.

[AroundTheCorner]

Vvvvvvvvvvvvvvv

[AroundTheCorner]

Was there any clear winner in this war?

Don't you watch TV, son?

[AmaStrat]

Everyone lost in the war, the Soviets lost about 20 million of their populace. China lost a similar number but smaller in terms of per the whole percentage.

yea, good one scheller.

[AroundTheCorner]

yea, good one scheller.

Why don't you just GTFO?

[AmaStrat]

Don't you watch TV, son?

Yea, I do.

[Skutatos]

I thought it made perfect sense. Don't the Russians claim that they won the war, isn't it a fact?

Some russians may claim that, but Russia has been governed by nazis since the war.

[MaverickCowboy]

America. Fvck yeah.

[ting]

I thought it made perfect sense. Don't the Russians claim that they won the war, isn't it a fact?

You need to go deeper than that to get a question worthy of answering. Your question smells of ignorance. I sugest you search for world war 2 on wikipedia. Read it, and perhaps then ask questions.

[eATS]

i brough Marshmellows:fork::bash::-*$

[Panchito12]

This genius clearly deserves the "MP.Net Dumbass of the Month" Award

[AmaStrat]

Some russians may claim that, but Russia has been governed by nazis since the war.

That cant be true, can it?

[Jonah]

What is WW2 ? p-)

[ggk]

Was there any clear winner in this war?

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[Jonah]

AmaStrat call your therapist, he gets paid to listen to your ****.

[Basillicus]

If we compare the situation before the war and 10 years after it it seems clear that USA and USSR were the winners (though not the people in the latter case, but the system). Everyone else lost.

[digrar]

If you're not one of these two blokes, you won the war, sort of.

http://img6.imageshack.us/img6/7958/shigemitsusignssurrende.jpg

http://img37.imageshack.us/img37/6650/rtemagiccgermanyww2surr.jpg

[Evolv5]

Was the war ever actually won (in Europe)? Didn't they just agree to stop fighting for, say 60 years?

...oh noes I didn't.

[sup_tech]

^
I like how Japan surrenders on those pictures before Germany. Kinda answers why this **** doesn't know who won the WW2.

[Basillicus]

Was the war ever actually won (in Europe)? Didn't they just agree to stop fighting for, say 60 years?

...oh noes I didn't.

No, the cold war was actually WW3 and the GWOT is WW4, and current economical resession is WW5. War on Iran will be WW6. Or did I miss some world wars, I'm getting confused with all these W's?

[sup_tech]

You forgot Korea, Vietnam and Afghanistan.
P.S. Should we count wars in South America and Africa as well?

[Soldat_Américain]

Was there any clear winner in this war?
Your Sir, are a Dumbass. And btw Patton won the great W W 2.

[Bachelor]

In general these guys have won..... Kang and Kodos...

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/d3/THOH_Kang_and_Kodos.png

http://img2.imageshack.us/img2/3169/simpsonskangandkodos.jpg

[Panchito12]

Your Sir, are a Dumbass. And btw Patton won the great W W 2.

Lichtenstein actually won.

[UKWolf]

I actually think this guy might have a good point. I mean, after all, we all know that the Nazis went into space at the end of the war to wait for their time to come. They live on the moon, last I heard.

The real winners of WW2 will be the Space Nazis in 2015. I can tell.

[Evolv5]

No, the cold war was actually WW3 and the GWOT is WW4, and current economical resession is WW5. War on Iran will be WW6. Or did I miss some world wars, I'm getting confused with all these W's?

WW6 is debatable ... will it be against Iran or North Korea?

[NathS]

You forgot Korea, Vietnam and Afghanistan.


Was there any clear winner in those wars?

[TheBelgian]

No, the cold war was actually WW3 and the GWOT is WW4, and current economical resession is WW5. War on Iran will be WW6. Or did I miss some world wars, I'm getting confused with all these W's?

Whatever the number of wars, I think we can all agree like gentlemen that Belgium will come out on top in the end. After 1,000,000 years of being invaded and occupied, we've built up an immunity. So, if we don't implode before the big showdown, we will soon take our rightful place in history. Beer and fries will flow freely, and we'll get rid of opressive laws against "*** with minors" and "molestation". Everyone will prosper in this New Age. Join us.

[CPLHUNTER]

Lord Xenu of course and Tom Cruise with his help.

[Mofreaka]

This genius clearly deserves the "MP.Net Dumbass of the Month" Award

I miss those.

On topic: Usually people like to see evidence or hear an opinion in a thread. Posing just a simple question that you probably could have typed into Google is something that will cause most MP.Net denizens to freak out.

[commanding]

rofl Well I couldn't believe this thread has gone on for 5 pages....but since it has, and we are all in a good mood...how does one measure "won"?

I would say the Germans WWII helmets are worth much more than Tommys or Yanks helmets, ditto on Japanese helmets with stars are worth much more. But on the other hand a good US Garand rifle is worth much more than a Mauser or a Japanese Type 38 or type 99 rifle.

A really nice original German daggar in good condition with all the bells and whistles is worth a lot, as is a really nice Japanese military sword, moreso than most allied edged weapons of the war I can think of.
Now the Italians on the other hand, I can't think of too many WWII items of Italian military use that are terribly expensive or rare....so maybe the Italians lost? I don't know, they have wonderful food and beautiful women, not to mention wine...so I guess they didn't loose.

Maybe Greenland lost?

[Switek]

Was there any clear winner in this war?


For such stated question, there's only one answer:

Ronald Reagan in 1989.

[Noble713]

Switzerland won, since they smuggled all Da Joos' money.

[CreepingDeath]

Xerxes, He-man, Clint Eastwood, that burger king dude....

[AgentX]

WW2 never happened. It's Zionist propaganda and a fabricated excuse for a thousand lame movies and books.

[tercio67]

WW2 never happened. It's Zionist propaganda and a fabricated excuse for a thousand lame movies and books.

So the entertainment industry won then?

[AgentX]

So the entertainment industry won then?
Yep, and them Annunaki half-lizards. They're taking over the planet.

[KoTeMoRe]

Zimbabwe and Vanuatu, they provided the key support for ze Eindlossung...wait what?

Edit: Switek you sneaky bastard I second your point.

[Bachelor]

No..., no...
My answer more warmer.

http://img291.imageshack.us/img291/6416/5723880vk555.jpg

[grenadier07]

Chuck Norris won WW2. End of discussion.

[johanness]

WW2 never happened. It's Zionist propaganda and a fabricated excuse for a thousand lame movies and books.

No, it really happened. The other day I saw a documentary on TV.

Forget the name of the man, who started the war, but if I remember correctly,
he was an Australien.