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Campo
07-01-2004, 11:46 PM
Sheriff Joe Arpaio (in Arizona):

He has jail meals down to 40 cents a serving and charges the inmates for them.

He stopped smoking and ****o magazines in the jails. Took away their weights. Cut off all but "G" movies.

He started chain gangs so the inmates could do free work on county and city projects. Then he started chain gangs for women so he wouldn't get sued for discrimination.

He took away cable TV until he found out there was a federal court order that required cable TV for jails. So he hooked up the cable TV again but only let in the Disney channel and the weather channel. When asked why the weather channel he replied, so they will know how hot it's gonna be while they are working on my chain gangs.

He cut off coffee since it has zero nutritional value. When the inmates complained, he told them.....this is a good one...... "This isn't the Ritz/Carlton. If you don't like it, don't come back."

He bought Newt Gingrich' lecture series on videotape that he pipes into the jails. When asked by a reporter if he had any lecture series by a Democrat, he replied that a democratic lecture series might explain why a lot of the inmates were in his jails in the first place.

More on the AZ Sheriff.

With temperatures being even hotter than usual in Phoenix (116 degrees just set a new record), the Associated Press reports:

About 2,000 inmates living in a barbed-wire-surrounded tent encampment at the Maricopa County Jail have been given permission to strip down to their government-issued pink boxer shorts. On Wednesday, hundreds of men wearing boxers were either curled up on their bunk beds or chatted in the tents, which reached 138 degrees inside the week before.

Many were also swathed in wet, pink towels as sweat collected on their chests and dripped down to their pink socks. "It feels like we are in a furnace," said James Zanzot, an inmate who has lived in the tents for 1 1/2 years. "It's inhumane."

Joe Arpaio, the tough-guy sheriff who created the tent city and long ago started making his prisoners wear pink, and eat bologna sandwiches, is not one bit sympathetic He said Wednesday that he told all of the inmates:

"It's 120 degrees in Iraqand our soldiers are living in tents too, and they have to wear full battle gear, but they didn't
commit any crimes So shut your damned mouths."

Deuterium
07-01-2004, 11:52 PM
And he continues to get re-elected..... You do the math.

NcDeuce
07-02-2004, 01:27 AM
"It's 120 degrees in Iraqand our soldiers are living in tents too, and they have to wear full battle gear, but they didn't
commit any crimes So shut your damned mouths."

Word

Midav
07-02-2004, 01:39 AM
I respect this man a lot! Wish the jail I was working at would take a few pointers instead of acting like a damn hotel.

Hav218
07-02-2004, 01:59 AM
I actually met him before he was Sherriff, and I met him a few times after wards. Very nice man.

Red
07-02-2004, 02:32 AM
The reason they were Pink is too make them lose their feeling of Bravado.I studied it when i took a psychology class.The feel almost powerless.Pink is normally associated with women and to these guys women equals weakness so therefore you are saying they are weak.It does wonders to the egos of these guys.And these are the people we need to run prisons,they know what prison should be about.

Flagg
07-02-2004, 02:37 AM
"What we have here is a failure to communicate......."

American Patriot
07-02-2004, 02:39 AM
Didn't he buy a V100 with a mounted Ma Deuce (with my money?)

Roger Rabbit
07-02-2004, 03:00 AM
Anyone seen Last Castle?

ch703
07-02-2004, 03:26 AM
i did,why?

ShotOver
07-02-2004, 04:24 AM
hahaha, what a champ.

Sir Zach of R.
07-02-2004, 10:35 AM
Kickass. p-)

shrek
07-02-2004, 10:51 AM
Last Castle had to be the poorest, most unprofessionally made film that I have seen in a long time. What a bunch of BS

chauncy republicans
07-02-2004, 10:47 PM
Sherrif Arpiao also forces all inmates to sign selective service cards, even the illegal aliens. woot

Mark Sman
07-02-2004, 10:54 PM
Yeah, this guy is a legend.

Who was the BA Sherrif dude in the East that had a TV show?

Jackel
07-03-2004, 07:57 PM
Well he probaly wont get relected in Nov. He is faceing an uphill battle, the citizens of Maricopa County are tired of this man with corruption, law suits, etc . Hey dont take my word for it. Just ask any cop in Maricopa County. They hate this guy as much as the bad guys do. They call his Deputies the clowns in brown. More people are leaving the Maricopa Sheriff's Office each month faster, than they can be replaced (Low pay, low moral, crappy work enviroment, officer safety issues. The Republican party is not even supporting this man this election. Two web sights you should check out www. arpaio.com and www.sabanforsheriff.com
Just educate yourself the information is out there..

Mr Gently Benevolent
07-03-2004, 09:00 PM
This guy seems like hoot until you get pinched yourself. :P