Fathers day? More like My fathers Gay!

[Midtown]

Lets hear about stupid things your dad has done.

One day getting home from lacrosse, my dad was being a total spaz, yelling at me to get all my hockey **** out of the garage. I'm like okay. So I move all my equipment into my trunk of the car, then I put my fullsize hockey net around the side of the house. I walk up to him and go "you are the most irrational person I've ever met" he screams at me "HOW THE FVCK AM I IRRATIONAL" moron.

Well fast forward to about half hour later, Im sitting downstairs watching the NBA playoffs, and he storms downstairs and goes "I hope your happy, because of your **** in the garage, your mom cant park her car in there". So Im thinking - what the hell...I moved all my crap.

I walk out to the garage, and there my hockey net is, right back in the garage, So apparently after I moved it out of there, he moved it back in, just so he could yell at me and try to guilt trip me. What a fvcking retard.

Thats just one story, i have a ton of them...

[Gringo]

Well my dad left my mum, to marry so f***ing chimney, bitch of a whore. Who is the stereotype of a evil step-mother. Which in turn led to my depression, missing a year of school except for home tutoring, only doing 5 GCSEs.
So I'm pretty pissed off with him.

My father's great, sucks for you guys....

[WolverineBlue]

These two anecdotes aren't stupid, but portray how my dad had no problem kicking my ass when I screwed up.

I'm 15 and driving with my dad in the passenger seat. We're headed to the neighborhood pool, when, walking up the long driveway to the pool, a little girl is walking her dog on the side of the driveway. I made a minute swerve towards her as a joke like I was going to hit her (probably imperceptible to the girl). Pops belted me in the jaw. He didn't like that kind of stuf... rofl I also think that by 15, I was bigger than he, and so that was a display that he could still "take" me.

I'm 16, playing in a water polo game during parents' weekend at my boarding school. The whole game, this a-hole from the other team was kicking me, pulling my swimsuit, etc. Mind you, this is part of the game of water polo. Well, I was getting a tad pissed, because he kept pushing off of me when he was getting the pass. Finally, he kicks me hard in the nuts, and so I went over to him and clocked him upside the head. I was immediately thrown out of the game, and the other team scored on a penalty shot. My dad storms into the lockerroom while I'm in the shower and proceeds to tear me up one side and down the other (unfortunately in front of the hockey team who were in the showers as well). He was right, but what he doesn't know is that I got into a fight with one of the hockey players right after he stormed back out of the lockerroom...hehe

[MetalBoy]

My dad is awesome, he goes with me to heavy metal concerts all the time, and he loves it. He saw Blind Guardian, Iron Maiden and Iced Earth ith me in the past 2 years. When we're driving places in his truck we blast Iron Maiden.

[memphiz]

The night before me and my dad were heading back to Leduc in the process of our move, he asked me to move our van into the garage so we could load it up. Well me thinking Im all that and a bag of potato chips when it comes to driving, I figured I could bring it into the garage backwards (Ive never done it before) so its all going smoothly when "SMASH" I back the van right into the side of the garage denting and scratching the hell out of the van. I thought for sure that he would take away my licence, he didnt talk to me that night. The next morning we stop at a gas station and he told me to fill it up while he went inside for coffee, then comes back outside and gets in the passanger side and told me Im driving....he made me drive throug the hard part of the mountians while it was snowing..crazy

[Abolith]

I got you all beat. My dad beat the crap outta my sister, stole all my saved money (for college) and walked out on on his SECOND wife, and hasn't spoken with either his brother (my Uncle who is cool as fvcking ****, I might add) or his mother even when his own father died. Super-mega-asshole-cubed! :fork:

[Midtown]

Holy **** dude!

[mack pl]

I got you all beat. My dad beat the crap outta my sister, stole all my saved money (for college) and walked out on on his SECOND wife, and hasn't spoken with either his brother (my Uncle who is cool as fvcking ****, I might add) or his mother even when his own father died. Super-mega-asshole-cubed! :fork:

huh, sad story mate :petting:

and I was thinking that my father is asshole :cantbeli:

regards

[Abolith]

hey I figure whatever. it is a valuable lesson for me...what NOT be become in life as a parent. the whole thing has made me want to be a REALLY good parent when I end up having kids. I have my grandmother and uncle, sister mother, cousins ect.. I don't need someone who is that ****y. I think that if he did come back into my life it would just be a lot of drama and I don't want or need that....so I guess it is all for the best :)

and remember no matter how bad you think you father is, there is one out there that is much, much worse.


and now it is time to go prepare for the family's 4th of july shooting event tomorrow woot

[Midtown]

You should do one of those "Did you know" things on NBC

[molly747]

I'm sorry to hear all this. I admire my father probably more than anybody on Earth. He's a wonderful role model and father.

[Lysander]

This may sound weird, but I am just getting to know my father. I don't remember him that much from when I was small. He always worked and I only saw him on the weekends. He would go to work when I was still sleeping and come when I had gone to sleep. Found out later that he was having an affair. Fast forward a few years, my parents got divorced. I went to live with my mom ans saw my father on the weekends. That didn't change much. Fast forward a few more years, I would see him after work (his home was on the way to my house, so I would stop by). He was always curious what my mom was up to. Rarely did he ask how I was doing. Fast forward a few years again. When I was going to college and needed money, he wouldn't give me money for school. He told me to ask my mother for it. This pissed me off since he was supposed to pay for my school (part of divorce settlement). He told me to do it myself. Actually he gave me $1500 and told me to get the rest myself. We got into an argument I left the check and I did not speak to him for almost five years. Still paying off the loans and credit card debt for that. Last year, many things happened, including having a friend die in a car wreck and then a few months later another one attempted suicide. For some reason I want to see my father. So one day my girlfriend and I stopped by (she had been trying to convinve me to go see my dad for over two years). We started talking. It was kind of weird, still is. This is a person that I grew up with, but only now am getting to know.

Sorry for the long post. :oops:

[ßå$tĮТHÏ¿ð]

My dad is generally not so bad, we are practically the same I'm just the younger version. We get along well, and we respect each other. Sure sometimes we get pissed off at one another sometimes, but thats the way life goes. He gave me alot of freedom, I only had 2 rules. 1: make it home alive, 2: if you get picked up by the cops dont call dad to get me outta the station.

My mom died when I was 10 years old from cancer and ms, I grew up real fast from then on. Its wierd not having a mom around, and when she was around she was bed ridden. When my mom died me and my dad became real close, I think all of the **** we've been threw and it doesnt look so bad when you've got a best friend in the house to help deal with it.

Reading some of the posts here make me feel lucky to have a dad like mine, because if he was an asshole, I dont know how I would've turned out :|

[WolverineBlue]

This may sound weird, but I am just getting to know my father. I don't remember him that much from when I was small. He always worked and I only saw him on the weekends. He would go to work when I was still sleeping and come when I had gone to sleep. Found out later that he was having an affair. Fast forward a few years, my parents got divorced. I went to live with my mom ans saw my father on the weekends. That didn't change much. Fast forward a few more years, I would see him after work (his home was on the way to my house, so I would stop by). He was always curious what my mom was up to. Rarely did he ask how I was doing. Fast forward a few years again. When I was going to college and needed money, he wouldn't give me money for school. He told me to ask my mother for it. This pissed me off since he was supposed to pay for my school (part of divorce settlement). He told me to do it myself. Actually he gave me $1500 and told me to get the rest myself. We got into an argument I left the check and I did not speak to him for almost five years. Still paying off the loans and credit card debt for that. Last year, many things happened, including having a friend die in a car wreck and then a few months later another one attempted suicide. For some reason I want to see my father. So one day my girlfriend and I stopped by (she had been trying to convinve me to go see my dad for over two years). We started talking. It was kind of weird, still is. This is a person that I grew up with, but only now am getting to know.

Sorry for the long post. :oops:

Wow -- I don't know what to say. I hope that you and he can mend the wounds.

[Midav]

Sad to hear about some here, but my dad and I get along great and he is my best friend.

Yeah, we had arguments when I was younger and even now we have differences of opinion from time to time, but I think it's great that we can see different on some issues, talk and debate things, be it politics, sports, history or whatnot yet get along as good as we do.

On the 4th I look forward to a good bbq, having a few drinks and hanging out with my dad.... well, hanging out with the whole family to be exact ;)

[Midtown]

I get along with mine for the mostpart, but every once in a while the dude just goes flippin nuts.