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Snoshi
07-18-2009, 05:50 AM
GAZA CITY, Gaza Strip – The Gaza movie premiere drew an exclusive crowd with local celebrities posing for jostling photographers — and that's pretty much where the similarities end between Hollywood and the fledgling film industry of Gaza's Hamas rulers.

The Islamic militants' first feature film — an action-packed homage to a top Hamas militant — cost only $200,000 to make and is being shown to segregated audiences of bearded men and veiled women.

"It's Hamaswood instead of Hollywood," Fathi Hamad, Gaza's Hamas interior minister, said after the film's first showing Friday evening at Gaza City's Islamic University. "We are trying to make quality art that is Islamic and about the resistance, without provocative (******) scenes."

Hamad doubled as producer, and the screenplay was penned by Mahmoud Zahar, the Gaza strongman seen as one of the architects of the group's violent takeover of Gaza two years ago.

Despite his fierce reputation, Zahar, a physician, has always has an artistic streak, with three novels and two screenplays to his credit.

The movie tells the story of Emad Akel, commander of the Hamas' military wing, who was killed in a firefight with Israeli troops in Gaza in 1993.

Akel, 23 at the time, was known as "the ghost" for his many disguises, including dressing up as a Jewish settler with a skullcap. In the early 1990s, he topped Israel's wanted list for his suspected role in killing 11 Israeli soldiers, an Israeli civilian and four Palestinian informers in a series of attacks.

In the two-hour movie, titled "Emad Akel," there's plenty of action. The hero frequently leaps out of cars to open fire on Israeli soldiers, prompting bursts of applause from the audience each time. There's no romance, however, and the female actors all wear long robes and headscarves.

The actors playing the Israeli characters — soldiers, then-Israeli Prime Minister Yitzhak Rabin and his army chief of staff at the time, Ehud Barak — speak in Hebrew with a heavy Arabic accent, and their dialogue is translated in Arabic subtitles.

Rabin frequently yells at an inept Barak — now Israel's defense minister — who can't stop Hamas fighters. Israeli soldiers always seem asleep. Sleazy Israeli handlers try to persuade Palestinians to collaborate by offering them women and alcohol.

The cast is made up of amateur actorsall from Gazaincluding 57-year-old carpenter Mohammed Abu Rous, who portrays Rabin, assassinated in 1995 by an ultranationalist Jew. "I wanted to serve my country just like Rabin served the Jews," said Abu Rous, who oddly resembles the Israeli leader.

The movie was shot over 10 months on a production lot that Hamas hopes will one day grow into a $200 million media city. As part of its media empire, Hamas already operates a Gaza-based satellite television station, a radio station and a dozen news Web sites. Two daily newspapers are linked to Hamas, and the group produces a Hamas newsletter and an occasional glossy for its militant wing.

Still, Gaza's isolation — its borders have been virtually sealed by Israel and Egypt since the Hamas takeover — are putting a damper on the nascent local film industry.

Hamad and Zahar want to make their next movie about Palestinian fighter Izzedine al-Qassam, after whom their military wing is named. But they can't film on location, the Israeli city of Haifa where their hero lived in the 1920s.

Gaza doesn't have movie houses, and "Emad Akel" will be screened at a cultural center. Gaza's cinemas were closed down in the late 1980s, with the outbreak of the first uprising against Israeli occupation. Activists across the Palestinian territories felt entertainment was inappropriate at a time of struggle.

But in a stark sign of the divergent paths being taken by the two separate territories the Palestinians want for a state, movie houses are reopening in the West Bank, where Hamas' more secular rival, Fatah, holds sway.

A poster in the West Bank city of Nablus shows Lebanese star Haifa Wehbe in an alluring red dress emphasizing her curvy figure in a new Egyptian movie — a sharp contrast to the stern face of Emad Akel in Gaza that peers down from billboards clutching an assault-rifle with Israeli soldiers running in the background.

At Friday's invitation-only screening, the real stars were Zahar, Hamad and Gaza's Hamas prime minister, Ismail Haniyeh. They chatted with the actors and posed for photographs.

Zahar said making movies is just another way for Palestinians to fight Israeli rule.

"Resistance can be a word, a poem," he said.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090718/ap_on_re_mi_ea/ml_gaza_hamaswood

Elbs
07-18-2009, 05:52 AM
LOL at least its better than Twilight

Slouch
07-18-2009, 05:58 AM
LOL at least its better than Twilight

http://img39.imageshack.us/img39/7449/thumbsuph.jpg

Connaught Ranger
07-18-2009, 06:28 AM
"The Movie with No Name." coming to a cinema near you rofl

shortly to be followed by:-

"The Movie with No Name II." woot rofl woot

LRPV
07-18-2009, 06:33 AM
Rings a rather cold-war communist bell to me.

So how much are signed posters going for on ebay? :)

Panchito12
07-18-2009, 06:55 AM
Don't think that a couple of nice ***** shots or gratuitous *** scenes were in the plot.

dave81
07-18-2009, 07:01 AM
Is it on YouTube yet?

ShotOver
07-18-2009, 07:03 AM
Half expected the article to be from the onion.

BigDukaroo
07-18-2009, 07:10 AM
Here's a picture of a few of the celebrities, maybe you might recognize a few.


http://img190.imageshack.us/img190/3839/97915698.jpg

Panchito12
07-18-2009, 07:31 AM
^^^ Sexy time!!

Elbs
07-18-2009, 07:32 AM
The left one in the back looks suspiciously manly. Hamas trannies?

Panchito12
07-18-2009, 07:37 AM
^^^Hamas operatives hiding like little girls from Israeli hit squad.

IDF_TANKER
07-18-2009, 08:35 AM
^^^Hamas operatives hiding like little girls from Israeli hit squad.

Hilarious, moron...

Korath
07-18-2009, 09:35 AM
Hamas film about slain militant premieres in Gaza http://haaretz.com/hasen/images/0.gif By The Associated Press http://haaretz.com/hasen/images/0.gif

The Gaza movie premiere drew an exclusive crowd with local celebrities posing for jostling photographers - and that's pretty much where the similarities end between Hollywood and the fledgling film industry of Gaza's Hamas rulers.

The Islamist organization's first feature film - an action-packed homage to a top Hamas militant - cost only $200,000 to make and is being shown to segregated audiences of bearded men and veiled women.

"It's Hamaswood instead of Hollywood," Fathi Hamad, Gaza's Hamas interior minister, said after the film's first showing Friday evening at Gaza City's Islamic University. "We are trying to make quality art that is Islamic and about the resistance, without provocative (******) scenes."
Hamad doubled as producer, and the screenplay was penned by Mahmoud Zahar, the Gaza strongman seen as one of the architects of the group's violent takeover of Gaza two years ago.

Despite his fierce reputation, Zahar, a physician, has always has an artistic streak, with three novels and two screenplays to his credit.

The movie tells the story of Emad Akel, commander of the Hamas' military wing,
who was killed in a firefight with Israeli troops in Gaza in 1993.

Akel, 23 at the time, was known as the ghost for his many disguises, including dressing up as a Jewish settler with a skullcap. In the early 1990s, he topped Israel's wanted list for his suspected role in killing 11 Israel Defense Forces soldiers, an Israeli civilian and four Palestinian informers in a series of attacks.

In the two-hour movie, titled "Emad Akel," there's plenty of action. The hero frequently leaps out of cars to open fire on Israeli soldiers, prompting bursts of applause from the audience each time. There's no romance, however, and the female actors all wear long robes and headscarves.

The actors playing the Israeli characters - soldiers, then-Israeli Prime Minister Yitzhak Rabin and his IDF chief of staff at the time, Ehud Barak - speak heavily accented Hebrew, with Arabic subtitles providing explanations.

Rabin frequently yells at an inept Barak - now Israel's defense minister - who can't stop Hamas fighters. Israeli soldiers always seem asleep. Sleazy Israeli handlers try to persuade Palestinians to collaborate by offering them women and alcohol.

The cast is made up of amateur actors, including 57-year-old carpenter Mohammed Abu Rous, who portrays Rabin, assassinated in 1995 by an ultranationalist Jew.

"I wanted to serve my country just like Rabin served the Jews," said Abu Rous, who oddly resembles the Israeli leader.

The movie was shot over 10 months on a production lot that Hamas hopes will one day grow into a $200 million media city. As part of its media empire, Hamas already operates a Gaza-based satellite television station, a radio station and a dozen news Web sites. Two daily newspapers are linked to Hamas, and the group produces a Hamas newsletter and an occasional glossy for its militant wing.

Still, Gaza's isolation - its borders have been virtually sealed by Israel and Egypt since the Hamas takeover - are putting a damper on the nascent local film industry.

Hamad and Zahar want to make their next movie about Palestinian fighter Izzedine al-Qassam, after whom their military wing is named. But they can't film on location, the Israeli city of Haifa where their hero lived in the 1920s.

Gaza doesn't have movie houses, and Emad Akel will be screened at a cultural center. Gaza's cinemas were closed down in the late 1980s during the first Intifada, because Palestinian activists felt entertainment was inappropriate at a time of struggle.

But in a stark sign of the divergent paths being taken by the two separate territories the Palestinians want for a state, movie houses are reopening in the West Bank, where Hamas' more secular rival, Fatah, holds sway.

A movie poster in the West Bank city of Nablus shows Lebanese star Haifa Wehbe in an alluring red dress emphasizing her curvy figure - a sharp contrast to the stern face of Emad Akel in Gaza that peers down from billboards clutching an assault-rifle with Israeli soldiers running in the background.

At Friday's invitation-only screening, the real stars were Zahar, Hamad and Gaza's Hamas prime minister, Ismail Haniyeh. They chatted with the actors and posed for photographs.

Zahar said making movies is just another way for Palestinians to fight Israeli rule.

"Resistance can be a word, a poem," he saidhttp://haaretz.com/hasen/spages/1100997.html

I wouldn't bet for an Oscar nomination. They seems to understand importance of propaganda, though.

Soldat_Amιricain
07-18-2009, 09:41 AM
Man...that was an expensive film to make.

brokenclog
07-18-2009, 12:26 PM
They could've used those $200.000 to buy food, water, maybe even some medical supplies for the oh so poor Palestinian kiddies..

Skutatos
07-18-2009, 03:19 PM
http://haaretz.com/hasen/spages/1100997.html

I wouldn't bet for an Oscar nomination. They seems to understand importance of propaganda, though.

I wouldn't be too sure about that... :cantbeli:

Help I'm stuck!
07-18-2009, 03:22 PM
They could've used those $200.000 to buy food, water, maybe even some medical supplies for the oh so poor Palestinian kiddies..

Exactly what I was thinking, instead of wasting it on propaganda like this.

GiladS
07-18-2009, 03:28 PM
They could've used those $200.000 to buy food, water, maybe even some medical supplies for the oh so poor Palestinian kiddies..

Hamas logic (or lack of it) in a nutshell...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oTxUa2O_6B0

RoyB
07-18-2009, 05:01 PM
And this is where all those 'rebuild Gaza' cash is going to?

TheOpposition
07-18-2009, 05:31 PM
Here's a picture of a few of the celebrities, maybe you might recognize a few.


http://img190.imageshack.us/img190/3839/97915698.jpg


Suddenly:

Ninjas.....hundereds of em!

b0sco
07-18-2009, 05:32 PM
http://img190.imageshack.us/img190/3839/97915698.jpg

http://i30.tinypic.com/30kw1zb.jpg

Connaught Ranger
07-18-2009, 05:33 PM
Here's a picture of a few of the celebrities, maybe you might recognize a few.


http://img190.imageshack.us/img190/3839/97915698.jpg

Didn't the one on the front left, play the stealth version of R2 D2 in the latest Star Wars Movie?

Eagle The Lightning
07-18-2009, 06:08 PM
I assume its going to be a comedy p-)

Fat Lazy American
07-18-2009, 08:25 PM
And this is where all those 'rebuild Gaza' cash is going to?

I thought the same thing.

"Only" $200,000?

Think of all the medicine that could have bought for all the starving babies with no shelter and no running water.

Elbs
07-18-2009, 08:27 PM
Repost fellas

Peanut
07-18-2009, 08:52 PM
Didn't the one on the front left, play the stealth version of R2 D2 in the latest Star Wars Movie?

Ah yea, glad to see her on the big screen again.

Grahamr117
07-18-2009, 08:58 PM
I loved the part at the end where Khaled Mashal fired his proton torpedoes into the exhaust port of the Star of David. That was freaking awesome! :)

hulaku
07-18-2009, 10:16 PM
Are there any goats in the movie?:)

brainplay
07-18-2009, 10:18 PM
Are there any goats in the movie?:)

They said there was no romance. p-)

LRPV
07-19-2009, 01:23 AM
Are there any goats in the movie?:)


They said there was no romance. p-)


'nuff said...:)

T-5 Killer
07-19-2009, 02:08 AM
][/B]Are there any goats in the movie?:-)

They said there was no romance. p-)

Quoted for truth!

Elbs
07-19-2009, 07:52 AM
HamasWOOD? Sounds like gay ****

Mastermind
07-19-2009, 12:54 PM
http://haaretz.com/hasen/spages/1100997.html

I wouldn't bet for an Oscar nomination. They seems to understand importance of propaganda, though.
And why would the America hating, guilt ridden handlers of Hollywood not want to give an Oscar to this crap? They love films that are propagnad America hating slices of propaganda.

"An Inconvenient Truth" 2006 Won 2 Oscars, 1 for best documentary and one for Best Achievement in Music Written for Motion Pictures, Original Song

Starring Al Gore but the film was directed by Davis Guggenheim. - later proven to be an agenda driven (globalony warming), mass of lies, innuendo, outdated films, unsupported supposition, and false scientific charts. This film puts the blame for global destruction and environmental hatred squarely on the shouldrs of the United States...and never mentions the USA has the most stringent environmental protection laws int he world and is the cleantes industrial nation on the planet. But, Gore and the directior loved to show otherwise....all that is worng with Aemrican and all that is right with the poor down trodden (by Americans) rest of the world.

Fahrenheit 9/11 - 2004 nominated but lost to "Born into brothels"

This was Michale Moores best effort to criminalize the United States and to glorify Islamic terrorist...

Sicko - Nominated for best Documentary 2007...lost to Taxi to the Dark Side

Michale Moore takes all the credit but the film was co-produced/directed by Meghan O'hara . Sicko tears down the American Medical System...rightly or wrongly...who knows. But, his lavish treatment of every socialistic medical system in the world, particularly lauding the Cuban communist system and painting nothing but the propagandistic lies allowed under such dictatorial systems proved very profitable to him. The Academy particulary was impressed by his anti-USA slant of the film.

Bowling for Columbine 2002 Academy Award winner,

Co-produced/directed by Michael Donovan and Michael Moore. This film is filled with suggestion and innuendo and many falsehoods about the right of Americans to own fire arms...The Academy loved it since it's propaganda riddled agenda attacks one of our Constitutional rights.
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Broke Back Mountain - by the Tiwanese Movie makler Ang Lee.

The academy lavished 8 nominations on this movie glorifying man-man love...In spite of this film being only mediocre in almost every respect (arguably) the subject is all that mattered to the libtards running the Academy...much to the chagrin of legitimate film makers with legitimate artistic quality competing for the 3 awards this film took. The agenda, to try to brainwash Americans to love gays and gay relationships was just too convenient to pass up. Unfortunately 66% of the American movie going public voted otherwise by staying home or going to other films rather than pay to watch this crap. The film claims economic commercial success (they say it made a profit) ...but then it only cost 14 million bucks to make...so....go figure.

there are many more to prove my point, but I'm tired and am going to bed now.


[URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/78th_Academy_Awards"] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/78th_Academy_Awards)

Kaplanr
07-19-2009, 06:57 PM
. . .
there are many more to prove my point, but I'm tired and am going to bed now.

Add .... Benjamin Button to the list. That's 2.5 hours I won't get back that I could have been picking my toes with, or something equally gratifying.

Mastermind
07-19-2009, 09:28 PM
^^Har...:-)