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[mack pl]

"Lady, leave me alone, I'm married!"

in polish version of this joke-"spierdalaj kurwo, jestem żonaty" :lol:

p-)

[2RHPZ]

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[Herrmannek]

Cag are you POle or related?

[mack pl]

Cag are you POle or related?

No, he is our brother from Beer Republic...ekhmm...Czech Republic ;)

[Herrmannek]

Cag are you POle or related?

No, he is our brother from Beer Republic...ekhmm...Czech Republic ;)
Thats explains all :)

[mack pl]

Cag are you POle or related?

No, he is our brother from Beer Republic...ekhmm...Czech Republic ;)
Thats explains all :)

yeah :)

btw Im guess, only we know what was funny in my post :roll: :lol:

[Midtown]

basterd conspiritors.

[Herrmannek]

"Lady, leave me alone, I'm married!"

in polish version of this joke-"spierdalaj kurwo, jestem żonaty" :lol:

p-)

"****-off biatch. I'm married"

[mack pl]

"Lady, leave me alone, I'm married!"

in polish version of this joke-"spierdalaj kurwo, jestem żonaty" :lol:

p-)

"f***-off biatch. I'm married"

yeah, something like that, but in polish it sounds better ;) :lol:

[ChuckThunder]

A woman’s husband comes home hammered every night and she always yells at him before going to bed alone.

One day she decides to try some reverse psychology. When her husband staggers in that night, she’s waiting for him in her best lingerie. She sits him in an armchair and gives him a backrub.

“It’s getting late, big boy,” she says after a few minutes. “Why don’t we go upstairs to bed.”

“We might as well,” slurs the husband. “I’m going to be in trouble when I get home, anyway.”

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[mack pl]

When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat the problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 Billion to develop a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside down, underwater, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to 300C.
The Russians used a pencil.

Taken from russian website ...

:cantbeli: :cantbeli:


rofl

[jassemon]

When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat the problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 Billion to develop a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside down, underwater, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to 300C.
The Russians used a pencil.

Taken from russian website ...
An old urban legend, amusing story nonetheless. Here's another one:

This is the transcript of the actual radio conversation of a U.S. Naval ship
with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland.

Canadian: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the south to avoid a
collision.

Americans: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the north to
avoid a collision.

Canadians: Negative. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees to
the south to avoid a collision.

Americans: This is the captain of a U.S. Navy ship. I say again, divert your
course.

Canadians: No. I say again, you divert your course.

Americans: This is the aircraft carrier USS Lincoln, the second largest ship
in the United States Atlantic fleet. We are accompanied by three destroyers,
three cruisers and numerous support vessels. I demand that you change your
course 15 degrees north, I say again, that's one five degrees north, or
counter-measures will be undertaken to ensure the safety of this ship.

Canadians: This is a lighthouse. Your call.

Raise your hand if you HAVEN'T heard this one before ;)

[mack pl]

Huh, Ive never heard about it
:cantbeli: :cantbeli:

rofl

[jassemon]

If anyone is interested in more military-related urban legends, snopes.com (http://www.snopes.com/military/military.asp) has plenty more.

[2RHPZ]

A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:

"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time."

"You foul-mouthed *** obsessed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country....we don't speak aloud in public places about our *** lives........."

"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sexa? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spella 'Mississippi'."

[mack pl]

huh, I need to read that twice, but its funny as hell :lol:

[2RHPZ]

Putin: Going to Hell

President Putin has a heart attack and dies. He goes to hell where the devil is waiting for him. "I don't know what to do here," says the devil. "You are on my list but I have no room for you. You definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I've got three folks here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I'll even let YOU decide who leaves." Putin thought that sounded pretty good, so he agreed.

The devil opened the first room: in it was Stalin and a large pool of water. He kept diving in and surfacing empty-handed over and over and over.
Such was his fate in hell. "No!" Putin said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer and don't think I could do that all day long."

The devil led him to the next room: in it was Lenin with a
sledgehammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing that hammer, time after time after time. "No, I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day!" commented Putin.

The devil opened a third door. In it, Putin saw Bill Clinton, lying on the floor with his arms staked over his head, and his legs staked in spread eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best. Putin looked at this in disbelief for a while and finally said, "Yeah, I can handle this.

The devil smiled and said...
"OK, Monica, you're free to go!"

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