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Scrim
07-03-2004, 01:04 PM
Thursday, July 1, 2004
Appeasement Activists Furious About G.I. Joe

Appeasement groups are fighting mad: To honor the troops, the Minnesota Twins are giving G.I. Joe action figures to 5,000 children.

The baseball team plans to present Duke, "the calm and determined battlefield commander of the G.I. Joe team," at the game Monday night, the day after Independence Day, in what the Associated Press today called "the first patriotic giveaway in the major leagues this season."

Uh oh. If something is branded as patriotic, you know the whining will begin.
"It's not a credible way to honor those who've suffered the inhumanity of war," moaned Phil Steger, executive director of something called Friends for a Non-Violent World.

"I think the Twins are way off base with this idea. For gosh sakes, the last place we need to promote war is at our national pastime," grumbled John Varone of a group that dubs itself Veterans for Peace.

Another one of the anti-choice groups is called Women Against Military Madness.

The Twins have already partly caved by asking Hasbro Inc. to strip Duke of his customary tiny toy gun. "Hand grenades are still visible," AP advised.

Patrick Klinger, the Twins' vice president of marketing, said, "I know there are people who are adamant about opposition to the war, but this is not about politics."

The team also plans to offer half-price admission to military personnel and veterans and their families Monday. So far there are no reports of complaints about that, but the day is still young.


http://www.onpoi.net/ah/pics/users/580_1088874109_duke_1.jpg



Friday, July 2, 2004
Appeasers Keep Raging as Minnesota Twins Stick With G.I. Joe

Sorry, loony left: The Minnesota Twins say they won't give G.I. Joe the boot.

Despite pressure from several anti-choice appeasement groups in the P.C.-crazed Minneapolis area, the team will present the action figure to 5,000 lucky children at the game Monday with the Kansas City Royals.

"We are absolutely going forward with the promotion," said Patrick Klinger, the team's vice president of marketing.
"It really is intended to pay tribute to the soldiers, those infantry people who are serving the country here and abroad. We wanted to pay tribute to the real G.I. Joes and G.I. Janes serving the country," he said.

The team has included this salute on the toy's packaging: "The Minnesota Twins salute these courageous men and women, past and present, who put their lives on the line to defend our country and assist us in times of need."

Mary Beaudoin, a leader of something that dubs itself Women Against Military Madness, raged to the St. Paul Pioneer Press: "This is hideous … a bad message to send kids. Kids need to be raised with the values of life, not killing."

Col. Denny Shields, a spokesman for the Minnesota National Guard, said, "We're sorry that a small number of Minnesotans are offended by the doll and don't see it as the tribute that it really is."

usa320
07-03-2004, 01:09 PM
Damn Hippies.

jlanni
07-03-2004, 01:14 PM
lol i just bought that 12 inch 82nd airborne guy wiht the parachute... its hangin from the celing in my room at the moment... great stuff those gi joes

Yard Ape
07-03-2004, 01:23 PM
Mary Beaudoin, a leader of something that dubs itself Women Against Military Madness, raged to the St. Paul Pioneer Press: "This is hideous … a bad message to send kids. Kids need to be raised with the values of life, not killing."
Yes because that is what the US military is really all about; wholesale killing for the sake of killing. :roll: Naive western world civi. The worlds problems cannot be solved with hugs alone. There are bad men with guns (some of them controling armies) that only respond to other guns.

So, while Mary Beaudoin declares the "values of life" these bad men are unchecked in doing horrible things around the world. And they can feel safe in knowing that the peaceniks would rather do nothing & let them continue than to take one decisive military step to bring about peace and stability.

A Soldier
07-03-2004, 02:28 PM
I still have my Sgt. Savage P-40 w/ motorized prop, and Screaming Eagles Assault Tank, my girlfriend tried to throw them out so I pitched a fit and she let me keep them HAHAHAHAHA. I will have to post pics if I can find some

A Soldier
07-03-2004, 02:41 PM
http://image.inkfrog.com/pix/REGAL/aces1.jpg

A Soldier
07-03-2004, 02:47 PM
http://i7.ebayimg.com/02/i/02/0c/0d/de_1_b.JPG

talib_killa34
07-03-2004, 03:47 PM
Here's to military figures and toys throughout the decades! woot

(especially the old school green plastic army men!!!) woot

Teh Little Space Monkeh
07-03-2004, 04:55 PM
heh, I still have my 10th Special Forces Figure!

http://www.mibglobal.com.au/images/bb21165gunslingerbox.jpg

DE_Six
07-03-2004, 05:21 PM
Friends for a Non-violent World? :roll:

Cute.
http://www.toyzdollz.com/images/carebears.3.jpg

Some people should get in touch with reality.

Black Dots
07-03-2004, 05:23 PM
Dude, how can anyone not like GI Joe?

wiggle
07-03-2004, 05:26 PM
I don't even like baseball but im rooting for the Twins now. Gooo Joe!

Mudcat
07-03-2004, 05:38 PM
Good Grief! :roll: I had tons of GI Joes as a kid and I respect life. Some people just have to b*tch about anything because they have a sucky life. Ignore them and they go away. If they don't ... :bash:

ßå$tĮТHÏ¿ð
07-03-2004, 06:11 PM
When the days all said and done its just a toy, a simple piece of plastic ment to bring happyness to a kid. Simple as that, and if I got a free G.I Joe at a baseball game, I would be pumped woot

talib_killa34
07-03-2004, 06:23 PM
Blue Box toys and Dragon Models are my favorite martial action figures in these days of my adulthood.

GI Joe was/is the **** back in the day though too. ;)

anonymous individual
07-03-2004, 06:28 PM
Crazy hippies.

KalleBalleSvartSk@lle
07-03-2004, 07:20 PM
Remember the angry moms of the 80's here, every now and then they marched into toy-stores and put stickers on various political uncorrect toys.
When they got really frustrated they arranged toy and/or computer game burnings.

b.scheller
07-03-2004, 07:38 PM
in the famous words of will smith..."parents just dont understand"... rofl

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why don't they lobby against barbie dolls. i mean, after all they do "generalize" women... :roll:

ZeroPositive
07-03-2004, 08:09 PM
Fuc kin Hippies... I love GI Joe had them when I was a kid they were the best :)

mocking_loudly_died
07-03-2004, 08:32 PM
Snake-Eyes will hunt down these lefties and destroy their cobra brainwashed souls.

This anti-Joe sentiment is obviously down to one of DR Mindbenders nefarious schemes.

Minjin
07-03-2004, 08:51 PM
I no longer have any of my GI Joes unfortunately but I do have my Dragon SAS Trooper "Nigel"
http://www.epinions.com/images/opti/e0/cc/kifmToysAllDragon_Models_Nigel1-resized200.jpg

And I have an Ultimate Soldier Navy Seal







I kinda want to track down a Snake Eyes for the dash of my truck when I get it on the road.