where is the strangest place you've ever made whoopee?

[Jack Mehoff]

Solo *** counts, as long as it was in an unusual place.

[Hot Lips]

A managers desk at work on the night shift... it was a cubicle not an office with a door... and the cleaning people were about 30 feet away sweeping the carpets and stuff. (The manager is my ex).

[ShotOver]

Jack, why don't you answer your own question in the begining post, insted of 20 posts later like you usually do in your silly question threads?

[Jack Mehoff]

I wanted to try the elevator but none of the women i've dated were up to it. Damn Mormon chicks and their standard.

[Tane Angle]

Jack saves the best for last.

I'm going to have to go with the back of a moving 2 1/2 ton truck. My wife and I climbed in during an event on base, and a few minutes later somebody showed up and drove the truck about five miles before parking it at some supply dump. We had to double time it back to the event before we were too missed, plus our car was at the event. :oops:

I learned later that a friend had seen us climbing in and had slipped one of the supply guys a 20 to drive it to a few miles away, promising to give the driver a ride back in his car. :oops: Who needs enemies when you have friends like that? p-) We were always playing practical jokes on one another back then though. :D

[Jack Mehoff]

^^^ Ewww!!!! Old people and their *** stories p-)

[Tane Angle]

We were in our twenties!

[California Joe]

The historically correct answer for this question is..."In the butt Bob"


Personally, Goofy parking lot #3 at Disneyworld. ;)

[ibstolidude]

We were in our twenties!
I would have thought at the speed horse carts go you could have jumped out!



:D

[Ichhabe]

In a chappel.Inside some bushes in a public park in broad daylight. (Very sneaky, very silent.)

[Fargin]

Elevators, malls, outside a bar.

My all time favourite, naked with rollerskates on.

[Bombtrack]

In the handicapped (more leverage because of grips on the wall) washroom of a moving train. Not a fancy train either - the GO Train (public transit train in toronto and surrounding areas)

[Saint]

In a wedding hall were there was 2 weddings and a business conference (sp?) taking place...we did it in the basement (where 2 of the events were taking place) behind some construction....yay

[Flagg]

On the dining room table at my parents house the day before Thanksgiving....it made for a great inside joke the next day

[seventy6er]

Quicky on a Autobahn-parking-lot...

[Hot Lips]

The historically correct answer for this question is..."In the butt Bob"


Personally, Goofy parking lot #3 at Disneyworld. ;)

http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/otn/funny/moon.gif

[Fintin]

i have made out many a time in the church parking lot...among other things....in a lake also

[StarvingStudent47]

In the back of a station wagon.

I know what you're all saying, "that's not unusual!" ...well my buddy was driving said station wagon like Jason Bourne at the time.

[DixieDude]

At school....in the girl's bathroom rofl just kiddin

No, but seriously, me and my ex on her front porch at 12am...That was fun. The niehbors found it enjoyable too.

[Hot Lips]

On a ballfield at night - another couple came out of the woods and we just said "hi" and they went and sat on a nearby park bench. Apparently they liked to watch. p-)

[ibstolidude]

On a ballfield at night - another couple came out of the woods and we just said "hi" and they went and sat on a nearby park bench. Apparently they liked to watch. p-)
that was the best "ball" game I ever attended - what a great Grand Slam towards the end - thanks for the show

[ibstolidude]

At
No, but seriously, me and my ex on her front porch at 12am...That was fun. The niehbors found it enjoyable too. No we were laughing at you not with you!



actually iot made me think of the pricelss commercial with the guy leaning on the intercom button.

[farmgirl]

The historically correct answer for this question is..."In the butt Bob"


Personally, Goofy parking lot #3 at Disneyworld. ;)


I saw that episode of The Newlywed Game.... we use the NG as a drinking show back when I was in college.... what?




as for the question.... I'm a member of the mile high club. am so

[Jack Mehoff]

It's old but still good.

http://www.starterupsteve.com/swf/Group_X_video.html

[Hot Lips]

In a strange city, in a strange hotel, with a strange man I never met









in person before.

[100_Percent_HOOAH]

I got head behind a Gaint Eagle last week rofl

[mattnwnc03]

on a play ground !! :lol:

[molly747]

In a bathroom at a party, with about 20 people waiting in line and banging on the door.

In the woods, about 15 feet away from a *ahem* sorority function.

[usa320]

****...hot tub, back seat of a car...Girlfriends parents house (damn was that awkward)...breakroom....

[DixieDude]

At
No, but seriously, me and my ex on her front porch at 12am...That was fun. The niehbors found it enjoyable too.

No we were laughing at you not with you!

I didn't mean they were laughing :bash:

Lets just say they liked it ;)

[100_Percent_HOOAH]

The best ever was on the hood of my fire bird in the pouring rain. I always like to be spontaneous with my girl. I saw this nice little park and just pulled over, parked and had it out right there.

[Midtown]

-In a lake, in front of about 60-150 ppl.
-In her parents bed, with them home.
-On a decommissioned sherman tank outside a bar here. (I dont remember this, but there is photographic proof.

[FallenAngel]

-In a lake, in front of about 60-150 ppl.
-In her parents bed, with them home.
-On a decommissioned sherman tank outside a bar here. (I dont remember this, but there is photographic proof.

With all the perversion you spew, that's the best you can do? :P

[Jack Mehoff]

in the bu.. :lol:

[Rain]

Buff? p-)

[Midav]

Burkha?!?

[Lt_Crooks]

behind Orange Lake Country club resorts pool side bar on top of a beach chair(my first time) and kids WEAR jimmy hats !!! so you dont have to sneak to the health clinic ;) . dam i might have a kid growing somewhere :cantbeli:

[East]

teachers parking lot at school...no not with a teacher. ahh highschool, good times, good times.

[gaz]

Northampton.

[Fargin]

Northampton.

I think we have a winner rofl

[SEALInTheMaking]

On one of those folding camping chairs in the middle of a crowded campground.

[shrek]

Graveyard!


In hallway at home of N.C. state rapid fire pistol champion, when he was home!! Hey, she was worth it!!

[Colt45]

In the butt.... LoL j/k


Phone booth at 2 in the morning ;).

[cut]

In the middle of a football (soccer) pitch at a hotel lost in the amazonian jungle.. Got loads of mozzy bites on my arse, worth it though :D

[Sierra]

On a ballfield at night - another couple came out of the woods and we just said "hi" and they went and sat on a nearby park bench. Apparently they liked to watch. p-)damn, sounds like u like to do it in crzy places. What are you doing this weekend? ;)

[NcDeuce]

It's like watching a bunch of retards trying to hump a doorknob!

Nobody makes me bleed my own blood. NOBODY. I mean I don't kiss and tell.

If you can dodge traffic, you can dodge a ball. Rrrr

laundry room

[Pandy]

Out playing golf at the 12th Hole... :D

[DrunkenMaster]

either behind the screen at the movie theater...or at this state park near where i live on a picnic table.....all these deer came up and watched us, and when we finished they walked away....ohh yeah i did it on the beach about 7 years ago (im gettin old) during the fireworks we were around hundreds of people and just didnt care at all

[farmgirl]

okay... I forgot about this until a thread on another forum reminded me....

let me preface this by saying... it was stupid... and you shouldn't try this....

We once had *** while driving down the road. No big deal you say.... well he was driving at the time... and we were on gravel.... I know... stupid. Lucky for him... we didn't crash... cause my dad would have killed him, and then we couldn't have gotten married.... ;)

[Romulus]

In an apple orchard in my awsome 85 two-tone blue chevy cavalier. just finished raining to and my damn car got stuck trying to get out. Her parents kept asking me how I managed to get so muddy. :oops:

[farmgirl]

In an apple orchard in my awsome 85 two-tone blue chevy cavalier. just finished raining to and my damn car got stuck trying to get out. Her parents kept asking me how I managed to get so muddy. :oops:


yeah... had a few of those "parking mishaps" along the way as well.... got stuck in a snowbank once... and the neighbor pulled us out with his tractor. He must not have told my dad. I swear to god... for years after that I would blush everytime I saw him..... :oops:

[Romulus]

In an apple orchard in my awsome 85 two-tone blue chevy cavalier. just finished raining to and my damn car got stuck trying to get out. Her parents kept asking me how I managed to get so muddy. :oops:


yeah... had a few of those "parking mishaps" along the way as well.... got stuck in a snowbank once... and the neighbor pulled us out with his tractor. He must not have told my dad. I swear to god... for years after that I would blush everytime I saw him..... :oops:

Think thats bad? Her two older brothers Ronnie and Tommy both saw hickies on my neck when I came to pick her up the day after this happened. They were pisssssed!!!!

[farmgirl]

In an apple orchard in my awsome 85 two-tone blue chevy cavalier. just finished raining to and my damn car got stuck trying to get out. Her parents kept asking me how I managed to get so muddy. :oops:


yeah... had a few of those "parking mishaps" along the way as well.... got stuck in a snowbank once... and the neighbor pulled us out with his tractor. He must not have told my dad. I swear to god... for years after that I would blush everytime I saw him..... :oops:

Think thats bad? Her two older brothers Ronnie and Tommy both saw hickies on my neck when I came to pick her up the day after this happened. They were pisssssed!!!!


ooops... ! well... my mom once noticed a hicky on my neck the day after homecoming....the thing is... my shirt buttoned up one side of the neck... and the only way I could have gotten one on the other side... (the side where it was...) was to not be wearing the shirt..... :oops: damn... she was sharp about those things... good thing my dad wasn't, or John wouldn't have lived to graduate from high school......

[Fintin]

ok...i never quite got the whole hicky thing...why the feck would you want someone sucking that hard on your neck...a girl i went to highschool with had a new one every day...and knowing who her boyfriend was...sweet god that was just wrong....


first time i ever kissed my ex was after senior year homecoming...the next night we went a a friends homecomeing...nither one of us went to the school...we just went as other peoples dates...made out the whole dance...a pic of it wound up in the school news paper...the friend who got us in is very conservitive...kiss the girl on the alter kinda guy....that was hard to explain...i swear it was just the camera angle

[farmgirl]

ok...i never quite got the whole hicky thing...why the feck would you want someone sucking that hard on your neck...a girl i went to highschool with had a new one every day...and knowing who her boyfriend was...sweet god that was just wrong....


first time i ever kissed my ex was after senior year homecoming...the next night we went a a friends homecomeing...nither one of us went to the school...we just went as other peoples dates...made out the whole dance...a pic of it wound up in the school news paper...the friend who got us in is very conservitive...kiss the girl on the alter kinda guy....that was hard to explain...i swear it was just the camera angle



well... I didn't ever want them.... it just happened sometimes... I bruise very easily, so it didn't really take much to give me one. I never had another one after that homecoming... scout's honor....

[Colt45]

delete :lol:

[usa320]

i did it on the beach once as well, rolled up in a blanket...unfortunately there were some people around that had rather prying eyes...

meh...kinda awkward, but not too awkward.