Poo in my pool

[SeanAshi]

Uhhhh....damn weekenders...some rich teens **** in my pool, they threw up in my pool, they threw tables and chairs in my pool :cantbeli: I walk outside this morning and I see turds floating around like little sail boats, I had to clean it out then drain it. Payback is comeing around 4am and this should be intresting.

[Jack Mehoff]

Turds float?

[Bombtrack]

hahahah thats ****TY

[ibstolidude]

perhaps "It's no big deal" and they are Baby Ruths - give it a try.

[Fargin]

hahahahah poop!

[Seoulstriker]

hahahahah poop!

:lol:

[Uncle Sam]

That's the "****tiest" thing those little "turds" could've done.

[ChuckThunder]

Uhhhh....damn weekenders...some rich teens **** in my pool, they threw up in my pool, they threw tables and chairs in my pool :cantbeli: I walk outside this morning and I see turds floating around like little sail boats, I had to clean it out then drain it. Payback is comeing around 4am and this should be intresting.

Reminds me of my friend's uncle. This lady's dog always took ****s in his yard, even after he told her to do something about it. So he and his brother saved all the dog's **** for about a month. Then on Halloween night they took shovels and flung it all over her house. They didn't get caught because she though it was some kids doing a prank for Halloween.

[memphiz]

HAHAHAHAHA!!! p-)

[Hot Lips]

Some kids took a parking space my mom waited forever for with 3 kids in tow making her mental (me included). They drove up the lance the wrong way and sped into the spot while the other car was backing out towards my mom. They pointed and laughed at her.

We had just went grocery shopping so whenever they finally came out of the mall they found that their spiffy little car was plastered with raw eggs.

Mom rawks.

[Ria]

My aunt was shopping in Victoria's Secret, and she went to a table near the corner, and some little kid was crapping right there on the floorhttp://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/cwm/cwm/uhoh2.gif :lol:

[Jack Mehoff]

When you got to go, you got to go.

[California Joe]

I like to go to Victoria's Secret and throw all the panties on the floor and roll around on them.


What?

[Bombtrack]

My aunt was shopping in Victoria's Secret, and she went to a table near the corner, and some little kid was crapping right there on the floorhttp://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/cwm/cwm/uhoh2.gif :lol:

One time I was on a greyhound bus for a 4 hour trip (to Wasaga Beach), and this little kid went into the washroom (which I was right beside, unfortunately). It began to stink a little more than usual, and after at least 15 minutes, the kid comes out with what looked like a **** smear on his cheek. I optimistically thought to myself - maybe he was eating chocolate before or something. He sat back down at his seat somewhere near the front and I quickly forgot about it. About an hour later it smelled horribly of diaper ****, so I figured a baby shat itself. At my stop, me and the 3 friends I was with went to get off, and the closer we got to the kid at the front, the more it reeked like ****. I pass the kid, and there is **** on the seat, and some smearing through his sweatpants, and his mother is grossed-out/scolding him, and there was a poor girl sitting beside him (must've been his teenage sister) was just as far away from him as she could be, squished against the window looking like she wanted to crawl into a hole and die. As the people getting off at the stop came out, the bus driver needed to get off to have a smoke, he turns to me and goes "my f*cking bus smells like ****!!"

[100_Percent_HOOAH]

I like to go to Victoria's Secret and throw all the panties on the floor and roll around on them.


What?

rofl rofl

[pAt]

My aunt was shopping in Victoria's Secret, and she went to a table near the corner, and some little kid was crapping right there on the floorhttp://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/cwm/cwm/uhoh2.gif :lol:

One time I was on a greyhound bus for a 4 hour trip (to Wasaga Beach), and this little kid went into the washroom (which I was right beside, unfortunately). It began to stink a little more than usual, and after at least 15 minutes, the kid comes out with what looked like a **** smear on his cheek. I optimistically thought to myself - maybe he was eating chocolate before or something. He sat back down at his seat somewhere near the front and I quickly forgot about it. About an hour later it smelled horribly of diaper ****, so I figured a baby shat itself. At my stop, me and the 3 friends I was with went to get off, and the closer we got to the kid at the front, the more it reeked like ****. I pass the kid, and there is **** on the seat, and some smearing through his sweatpants, and his mother is grossed-out/scolding him, and there was a poor girl sitting beside him (must've been his teenage sister) was just as far away from him as she could be, squished against the window looking like she wanted to crawl into a hole and die. As the people getting off at the stop came out, the bus driver needed to get off to have a smoke, he turns to me and goes "my f*cking bus smells like ****!!"

4 hours to Wasaga from the GTA? u going all around the area or somethin lol anyways man thats gross made me laugh at the last part

[SeanAshi]

I spent $75 on fresh water fish I'm going to let loose in their pool in the early morning hours, I'm not sure how long they will live in that water but if the fish are still alive then it will be hell trying to get them out. :P

[Bombtrack]

Take a dump in it for good measure

[usa320]

I spent $75 on fresh water fish I'm going to let loose in their pool in the early morning hours, I'm not sure how long they will live in that water but if the fish are still alive then it will be hell trying to get them out.

The pool chemicals will most likely kill them within seconds.

[usa320]

what i would do here is simply tip back a 6 pack, then wait about an hour, and then piss in their toilet- i mean pool...

[Fintin]

feck up the ph balance of their pool....turn there fecking skin green and make their hair fall out

[ßå$tĮТHÏ¿ð]

no doubt nothing like putting a ****load of chlorine in there pool. The best part is they wouldnt even know until its too late :lol:

Another fun thing, a bucket of paintballs and a sling shot. So much fun, especially at night :D

edit because i cant spell

[Mark Sman]

Things I have heard about third or fourth hand, but would strongly advise against.

1. Quick-crete

2. Tobasco sauce, lots and lots of tabasco sauce. It will actually look fairly clear, and not smell as much as you think. Dunk, scream. This trick also works well for people who keep a glass of water near their bed.

3. Alligator. You may not have available, but I highly recommend a small alligator. No matter how small, people have a visceral reaction to discovering they are swimming around with an alligator. They might even replicate the action they performed on your pool. Also, its very hard to pin the alligator on you. You may have to drain some water so that the alligator can't get out. Try to drain it down to the level of one of the entrance steps so that he has a place to sun himself while waiting for victims.

[Fintin]

powdered milk...potatos or eggs.....or all three

[bishop1]

Yeah, my stepmom has a pool, and that is alot of work, but awesome on the fish, but yeah, might as well do alot of chloreine, cant hurt.

[Herrmannek]

Just brake light cover and bulb cover and turn lights on when ****heads will try that sh.it again....

[Roger Rabbit]

Ring up all your mates and get them all to spunk in your neighbours pool.

[NcDeuce]

My aunt was shopping in Victoria's Secret, and she went to a table near the corner, and some little kid was crapping right there on the floorhttp://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/cwm/cwm/uhoh2.gif :lol:

:lol: :|


I like to go to Victoria's Secret and throw all the panties on the floor and roll around on them.


What?

rofl

[hank]

This is one of those things that is only funny if it did not happen to you. Since it did not happen to me I think it is funny as hell. Must be pretty ****ty to be SeanAshi, though. Those little turds really got away with a terrible prank.

Sorry, but I just could not help it. Anything that easy just has to happen. I'll be here all week and then next week I'll be in the armada room.

hank

[ßå$tĮТHÏ¿ð]

I read some-were you can blow up a swimming pool by mixing the right chemicals together.... p-)

[memphiz]

You should get a whole bunch of salt, the type you get for water softener systems, and pour that into the pool....or pour gasoline into the pool and set it on fire :D

[SR15]

or few cans of motor oil, that will be fun to clean.

[SeanAshi]

It sucked ass cleaning that **** up....But I got'em back! Instead of throwing all the fish in the pool alive we just cut most of them up and gutted them and filled up several buckets They live a couple houses over so at 3am we loaded the stuff up on a paddle boat and came around on the shore line snuck up and dumped those smelly buckets of dead fish and fish guts I guess they call it chum? :lol: then we threw in 4 15lb cat fish and not sure how long they lived but the odor was nauseating. And if they have any brains at all then they will know its me so I will wait and see thanks for all the advice, I have pictures I will scan and post them later.

[memphiz]

Hahaha nice

[Midav]

Too bad about the fish. Used to help my dad raise discus fish in Germany, so admit that I'm attached to certain fish. Not to say I don't enjoy fishing for trout, catfish etc.... ;)

What you could do next time, buy/purchase/steal whatever large amounts of fruits and veggies and car oil. Let the foodstuff rot ie go bad, then pour everything into their pool. Oil is there for good measurement.

Say, any idea how tear gas works in pools.....?

[Seraphim]

It sucked ass cleaning that **** up....But I got'em back! Instead of throwing all the fish in the pool alive we just cut most of them up and gutted them and filled up several buckets They live a couple houses over so at 3am we loaded the stuff up on a paddle boat and came around on the shore line snuck up and dumped those smelly buckets of dead fish and fish guts I guess they call it chum? :lol: then we threw in 4 15lb cat fish and not sure how long they lived but the odor was nauseating. And if they have any brains at all then they will know its me so I will wait and see thanks for all the advice, I have pictures I will scan and post them later.

Word.

[dez000]

Man, poopoo in the pool... thats just sick... rofl

[mobster]

I would've beat some ass, I pay way to damn much for my H2O bill as it is, much less some hippie crapping in it.
One bloody Kerry lover at my curb it is...sorry for the black eye and all but c'mon...

[flickme]

Are you sure it wasnt just a candy bar?

[Vance]

Are you sure it wasnt just a candy bar?
No, he tasted it. Unless Baby Ruth's taste like ****.

[Maine Finn]

Poo in the pool? That's nothing. Some guest crapped all over the floor in the bathroom and let the toilet (complete with floaters) overflow, which made a huge smelly mess. Guess who was assigned that section of rooms that day?

I had to call Enigeering to un-clog the toilet because I couldn't do it. It was too plugged.

[Fintin]

Poo in the pool? That's nothing. Some guest crapped all over the floor in the bathroom and let the toilet (complete with floaters) overflow, which made a huge smelly mess. Guess who was assigned that section of rooms that day?

I had to call Enigeering to un-clog the toilet because I couldn't do it. It was too plugged.


im going to go to your hotel and **** in the back of the tolet....