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Silent Reader
08-08-2009, 08:24 AM
By David Crossland in Berlin

Germany's election campaign is being livened up by satirical pledges to rebuild the Berlin Wall, send pensioners to the east, provide free cosmetic surgery for everyone and install a rabbit as the national symbol. Humor is urgently needed at this time of political torpor, comedians say.

http://adserv.quality-channel.de/RealMedia/ads/adstream_nx.ads/www.spiegel.de/international/artikel/1442924998@Top1,Top2,TopRight,Left,Right,Right1,Right2,Right3,Right4,Right5,Middle,Middle1,Middle2,Middle3,Bottom,Bottom1,Bottom2,Bottom3,Position1,Position2,x01,x02,x03,x04,x05,x06,x07,x08,x09,x10,x11,x12,x20,x21,x22,x23,x70,VMiddle2,VMiddle,VRight%21Middle2 (http://adserv.quality-channel.de/RealMedia/ads/click_nx.ads/www.spiegel.de/international/artikel/1442924998@Top1,Top2,TopRight,Left,Right,Right1,Right2,Right3,Right4,Right5,Middle,Middle1,Middle2,Middle3,Bottom,Bottom1,Bottom2,Bottom3,Position1,Position2,x01,x02,x03,x04,x05,x06,x07,x08,x09,x10,x11,x12,x20,x21,x22,x23,x70,VMiddle2,VMiddle,VRight%21Middle2) Germany has been at pains to keep its politics as dull as possible since 1945, understandably so, some might say. Consensus and compromise prevail, and the scandals tend to be too complicated or too trivial to keep casual observers interested for long.
It has gotten worse in the last four years. Political debate has been stifled as the two main parties, Chancellor Angela Merkel's conservatives and the rival center-left Social Democrats, have been locked in an awkward coalition in which they've had to shelve their differences.


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German comedian Hape Kerkeling, aka Chancellor candidate Horst Schlämmer, enjoying the attentions of actress Alexandra Kamp during Tuesday's news conference.And there's a very real chance that coalition may be repeated for four more years after the Sept. 27 general election.
What Germany's political scene needs now more than ever is a refreshing injection of satire, or at least humor, and tentative attempts are underway to meet that need.
A bona fide party called Die Partei (The Party) is campaigning with a satirical program to rebuild the Berlin Wall, turn eastern Germany into a nature reserve and populate it with the nation's pensioners.
And one of the country's best-known comedians, Hape Kerkeling (http://www.spiegel.de/international/europe/0,1518,512057,00.html), has formed his own mock party that's "conservative, liberal, left-wing and a bit ecological" and pledges to provide free cosmetic surgery for everyone.

Bunny to Replace German Eagle
Its catchphrase, possibly based on a misunderstanding of Barack Obama's famous slogan, is "Yes, Weekend." And it wants to abolish the eagle as the national symbol and replace it with the "Federal Rabbit."
The media, desperate for a bit of light relief during what has so far been a downright boring election, pounced on Kerkeling's campaign. His news conference in Berlin on Tuesday to launch a mock-documentary style feature film about his candidacy attracted the kind of attention usually reserved for Merkel -- news channel n-tv carried it live, and some 100 reporters unwittingly became extras in his PR coup, feeding him questions and lapping up his jokes.
What about swine flu, Kerkeling, posing as his alter ego Horst Schlämmer with hideous false teeth, gray wig and a dirty trenchcoat, was asked. "I'm against it," he replied.
Other nuggets followed. His first foreign trip as chancellor will be to the Netherlands because that's just across the border from his home in the small town of Grevenbroich, which will incidentally become the new capital. He also had a message for the youth of today: "Children are our future."
Schlämmer, head of the HSP or Horst Schlämmer Partei, also promises a monthly income of €2,500 for everyone from birth.

Desperate to Liven Up Politics
While this might not be cutting-edge satire, Kerkeling's stunt has struck a chord in Germany where there's growing concern about voter fatigue after four years of political torpor. People, it seems, are tired of unrealistic campaign promises, and fed up with a general lack of political spark.
Kerkeling's program doesn't sound much more outlandish than the center-left Social Democrats' pledge to create 4 million jobs (http://www.spiegel.de/international/germany/0,1518,639996,00.html) in the next 10 years, or Merkel's promise to cut taxes at a time of record budget deficits.
And there's no Obama in sight. None of the candidates has the power to inspire the nation with a grand vision. Merkel's lack of charisma is now her trademark, and her challenger Frank-Walter Steinmeier of the SPD is fighting an uphill battle to shed his image as a dull bureaucrat.
Even the outcome seems pre-programmed -- Merkel, widely seen as a safe pair of hands, looks almost certain to win a second term. (http://www.spiegel.de/international/germany/0,1518,629518,00.html)
"There's a feeling of exhaustion hanging over this election campaign, it's good that you're joining in," Bild newspaper columnist Franz Josef Wagner wrote in an editorial about Horst Schlämmer. "If I wanted to laugh I'd vote Schlämmer. But I fear in the real world there's nothing to laugh about."
The leaders of Die Partei beg to differ. Founded in 2004 by the editorial team of satirical magazine Titanic, the party took part in the 2005 general election and won a grand total of 18,000 votes. It has campaigned in a number of regional and local elections since then, and scored 4.8 percent in the Berlin district of Neukölln.

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Martin Sonneborn (center) with fellow members of Die Partei. Omniously, they chose the Nuremberg Nazi party ralling ground for this scene from their new propaganda movie.Its campaign posters are so notorious that they're usually torn down within hours -- either by irate political rivals or by students who want to hang them on their walls. One poster shows two football players, one wearing the West German strip and the other the communist East German one under the slogan: South Africa 2010 -- Let's Take Two Teams to The World Cup!"
Die Partei is also launching a film this month, labelled as a 90-minute "cinema propaganda documentary" about its political work over the last five years.

"What Obama Can Learn From Me"
Its founder and chairman, former Titanic editor Martin Sonneborn, recently penned an editorial titled "What Obama Can Learn From Me," in which he claims the new propaganda format will make the US president's Twitter and Facebook campaign last year look old-fashioned.
"We're well prepared for the election and Germany needs us," Sonneborn told SPIEGEL ONLINE. "We want to shut down most of the small and medium-sized cities in the east and just keep the three or four big ones. We could relocate our western German pensioners there and turn the rest of the region into a wildlife reserve."
Die Partei's stunts have included erecting a symbolic stretch of wall along the former border with East and West Germany. It also raised eyebrows with its demand that easterners pay license fees for all the West German TV they secretly watched under communism.
Even more controversially, it wants to dismantle Dresden's famous Frauenkirche church, destroyed in the World War II bombing of the city and painstakingly rebuilt after unification in 1990. "We could use the stones to rebuild the Wall," Sonneborn explains.

A New Berlin Wall
Surprisingly, around a quarter of Die Partei's 6,000 members are located in eastern Germany.
"Support for our cause is increasing. This issue is highly emotional because this country is still divided, almost more than before 1989," says Sonneborn.
That may be a tiny bit exaggerated. But as Germany is getting ready to celebrate the 20th anniversary of the fall of the Wall this November, opinion polls show that many in the east feel like second-class citizens while many westerners resent the billions that have been spent on rebuilding the east after decades of communist neglect.
Over the last five years The Party has adopted all the trappings of a proper political entity -- it has an executive board, regional associations in nine of Germany's 16 states. It even has a youth organization, the "Hintner Youth," named after its general secretary, Thomas Hintner.
While the party's aim is tongue-in-cheek, Sonneborn insists that Germany's political system urgently needs a healthy dose of satire, especially after four years of torpor under Merkel, whom The Party wants to lock inside the eastern "special economic zone."
"After the Wall came down West Germany bought up the east and a lot of people there lost out. They haven't managed to find a footing in this society. Some might say we're using satire to point out these problems," says Sonneborn.
Unfortunately, Germany's Federal Returning Officer, in charge of reviewing parties' applications to register for the September election, doesn't see the joke. He has barred Die Partei from the election on the grounds that it isn't serious enough.
Sonneborn says he is confident the decision will be overturned at a court hearing this week.
Spiegel.de (http://www.spiegel.de/international/germany/0,1518,640663,00.html)

wasn't sure if this belonged here or in OT&H.... but i just put it here ;)

Steak-Sauce
08-08-2009, 08:49 AM
Great stuff! Thanks for posting!p-)
I hope this time some more people will vote in Germany.

Connaught Ranger
08-08-2009, 08:55 AM
Martin Sonneborn (center) with fellow members of Die Partei. Omniously, they chose the Nuremberg Nazi party ralling ground for this scene from their new propaganda movie.Ha Ha Ha . . . . . rofl rofl rofl

hsh2
08-08-2009, 08:57 AM
Hape Kerkeling is hilarious. He's pretty skilled in fooling people to say the least...

Steak-Sauce
08-08-2009, 09:38 AM
Don't forget Oliver Kalkofe's Mattscheibe.p-)

Kitsune
08-08-2009, 05:17 PM
What is this doing on mp.net?
Nobody who hasn't been brought up in Germany has so much as the slightest chance of understanding this...

goat89
08-08-2009, 05:23 PM
what is this doing on mp.net?
Nobody who hasn't been brought up germany as so much as the slightest chance to understand this...
?????????????????????? Ot/h

Kitsune
08-08-2009, 05:44 PM
Ehem...Corrected my sentence. I did slip up a bit there, I am afraid. Just carry on everybody...

Silent Reader
08-09-2009, 10:44 AM
somewhat related to this

n-tv.de (http://www.n-tv.de/politik/OSZE-beobachtet-Bundestagswahl-article453555.html)

for the first time ever the OSCE will send a team of election observers to Germany because 3 small parties have not been allowed to take part in the elections, one of them being Die Partei mentioned in the first article. the other two being the Freie Union / Free Union, some kind of rogue party which was originally part of the main stream CSU and Free Voters parties and Die Grauen / The Greys which is a party mainly for grey haired people aka seniors ;)

Zarak
08-09-2009, 10:49 AM
German humor is...um...er...interesting.

JCR
08-09-2009, 10:51 AM
IMHO the guys from Titanic/DIE PARTEI ceased being funny a long time ago.
Last time they really did something funny was to sent Ekhard von Klaeden on a wild goose chase into Switzerland.
Offering a bravery award on Ebay was just not my type of humour, and making jokes about east Germany is sooo 1990s.
"Letzte Ausfahrt Sossenheim" is funny, though, especially if you know Sossenheim....

And the Freie Union with Gabriele Pauli...
I mean people expected hope and change from Pauli but she only wanted her own CSU where she could be as autocratic as the CSU amigos.

Steak-Sauce
08-09-2009, 12:43 PM
p-)

http://ceo.poebeln.de/uploads/BonjourFroschfresser.jpg

hsh2
08-09-2009, 12:51 PM
And the Freie Union with Gabriele Pauli...
I mean people expected hope and change from Pauli but she only wanted her own CSU where she could be as autocratic as the CSU amigos.

haha gabriele paulirofl

have you seen who she had planned as a women "beauftragte"? rofl, you can't make this stuff up.

Lt-Col A. Tack
08-23-2009, 11:32 PM
Comedian brightens dull election campaign

Published: 19 Aug 09 14:00 CET
Online: http://www.thelocal.de/politics/20090819-21335.html

With the Obama-inspired slogan "Yes Weekend" and a pledge to make a bunny the national symbol, a mock candidate for German chancellor has injected some much-needed humour into a drab election campaign. AFP’s Richard Carter reports.

Decked out in a grubby brown mac, grey wig and sporting horrendous buckteeth, the grotesque Horst Schlämmer (alias comedian Hape Kerkeling) has become Germany's most popular person since launching his joke "bid" for power.

Like British comedian Sasha Baron Cohen's alter-egos, the outrageous gay Austrian fashionista Bruno, or fictitious Kazakh journalist Borat before him, Schlämmer has shot to fame by mocking the world around him, in this case the usually staid environment of German politics.

Describing his "Horst Schlämmer Party" (HSP) as "conservative, liberal, left-wing and a bit ecological," he has clearly struck a chord with Germany's voters with "manifesto" pledges of state-funded sunbeds and cosmetic surgery.

Turned off by the uninspiring campaigns waged by leading candidates Angela Merkel and Frank-Walter Steinmeier, nearly one in five Germans said they would consider voting for him if his name were ever to appear on the ballot paper, according to a recent poll for Stern magazine.

And belying their humourless reputation, Germans recently voted the goofy character the country's most popular person, ahead of former tennis star Steffi Graf, the Pope and football supremo Franz Beckenbauer.

As for his "politics," Schlämmer is scrupulously honest but not exactly politically correct.

He told a press conference in early August: "Politically speaking, I find homo******ity ok. Privately, I find it disgusting" - all the more ironic as Kerkeling is gay.

And he certainly has a politician's instinct for grabbing the limelight.

When Michael Schumacher announced he was shelving his planned Formula One comeback, Schlämmer immediately offered him alternative employment: "Schumi can drive me to the premiere of my film," he said in a press release.

The film, "Isch kandidiere!" (I'm a candidate!) opens on Thursday and is set to be a huge success if the premiere is anything to go by, with hundreds of fans crammed into Berlin's Potsdamer Platz to catch a glimpse of the unprepossessing star.

He appears relatively unconcerned about the main political issues of the day. "The financial crisis? I tell you this now, honestly, I have no solution," and "Swine flu? I'm against it!"

But the anti-politician, who, like "Ali G," another Sasha Baron Cohen invention, conducts mock debates with real-life political figures in the film, has attracted the kind of media coverage other politicians can only dream of.

Over 200 journalists packed out his first press conference where he presented his party's "manifesto" and rolling news channels N24 and NTV both carried it live for almost two hours.

Among his more radical suggestions was a proposal to scrap federal Germany's famous Eagle symbol and replace it with a bunny rabbit.

The day before, both channels had cut away from Steinmeier presenting his real-life manifesto - a plan to create four million jobs by 2020.

And Steinmeier might just be envious of Schlämmer's poll ratings, with a recent survey suggesting only nine percent of Germans think the Social Democrat front-man will be the next chancellor.

But Schlämmer is not the only one spicing up Germany's dull election campaign.

Another mock party, called simply "The Party," is fighting a ruling banning it from the September 27 poll with its policy of rebuilding the Berlin Wall and expelling all the country's pensioners to the formerly communist east.

Meanwhile parliamentary candidate Vera Lengsfeld, from Merkel's CDU party, caused a stir after mocking up a campaign poster showing her and the chancellor wearing low-cut dresses that left little to the imagination.

Media and political commentators put the success of the satirists down to the lacklustre campaigns run by the main parties, as well as a lack of genuine political confrontation due to the "grand coalition" governing Germany.

"Schlämmer is an alternative to your usual grey-suited politician in Germany," Gero Neugebauer, a political scientist at the Free University in Berlin, told AFP.

"I can imagine people are fed up with politics and politicians ... the boring campaign makes Schlämmer more interesting," he added.

Germany's influential news weekly Der Spiegel commented in a recent online editorial: "There is an election battle and no one wants to participate. If it weren't for Horst Schlämmer and Vera Lengsfeld's breast campaign, most people wouldn't even notice."

Neugebauer said many people who said they could vote for Schlämmer were perhaps registering a "protest vote" against mainstream politics.

And he concluded with a point that German politicians of all parties - real and satirical - might agree with.

"Better Schlämmer than the fascists."

Link (http://www.thelocal.de/politics/20090819-21335.html)

toki
08-24-2009, 03:50 AM
Like British comedian Sasha Baron Cohen's alter-egos, the outrageous gay Austrian fashionista Bruno, or fictitious Kazakh journalist Borat before him, Schlämmer has shot to fame by mocking the world around him, in this case the usually staid environment of German politics.

Interestingly though Kerkeling does stuff like it since 20 odd years. He had one very funny appearance as Queen Beatrix of the Netherlands where he actually tried to beat her a few minutes to replace her on an official visit and being greeted by the president.

http://www.youtube.com/v/O3YlBZ2VFzs

zema_06
08-24-2009, 04:17 AM
Isch Kandidiere....LOL

he's probably the best suited candidate...

Weasel
08-24-2009, 04:29 AM
Best Titanic cover ever.

http://i298.photobucket.com/albums/mm276/Weasel1973/divers/schauble-stoppen1.jpg

Fuschimuschi
08-24-2009, 09:38 AM
Very often Titanic crosses the line but I can't help myself, I love them.