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mobster
07-05-2004, 07:03 PM
Kid with nuts the size of Texas.
http://www.joked.com/view.php?id=315&item_nr=10&total=407
rofl

Hullebullen
07-05-2004, 07:49 PM
Haha, that's funny...his parents really seem to have done a good job raising him... :lol:

memphiz
07-05-2004, 09:00 PM
Hahahahaha

ChuckThunder
07-05-2004, 09:11 PM
It is a clip from a movie.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0371795/

DixieDude
07-05-2004, 09:43 PM
funny clip

Livin' tha Life.....never saw that one :|

Hullebullen
07-05-2004, 09:43 PM
It is a clip from a movie.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0371795/

I thought so, seemed to "good" to be true...

usa320
07-05-2004, 10:20 PM
Holy **** that was ****ing hilarious.

Reminds me of last week...

Me and 2 cashiers are standing next to a potato chip display at work, starring into space because we had nothing to do.

All of a sudden this little bastard of a hooligan, maybe 10 years old, runs up, grabs 5 bags of chips and a coke, 3 candy bars, stuffs them into a cloth bag and starts running for the door...

I mean this kid had to have some massive balls, to steel something from a rack less than 3 feet away from the manager of the god damn store, i mean criminals just get dumber and dumber and dumber. So we chase the kid out the door, he starts yelling "I DIDNT DO **** SON"... yeah, okay, then why would you yell like that. So we grab the little rug rat, lock him in the security office (we at the store call it the Batcave- no windows, 1 red light, 2 security monitors and a computer. And a stool in the middle of the empty and bare room) for about a half hour. He starts pounding on the door. We finally find his mother after an hour. She was outside in the parking lot, apparently waiting for him to bring her her free meal... So after we felt we scared the **** out of the kid enough (we talked about him going to jail and stuff, really scared him) we took the **** he tried to steal, returned him to his mother, and told them to get the hell out and never come back, ever.

usa320
07-05-2004, 10:30 PM
on a similar note of hilarious, excessive swearing videos:

http://homepage.mac.com/stevelyon/vacation/imovie.html

rofl rofl rofl

hilarious.

Fintin
07-05-2004, 10:33 PM
Holy **** that was f*** hilarious.

Reminds me of last week...

Me and 2 cashiers are standing next to a potato chip display at work, starring into space because we had nothing to do.

All of a sudden this little bastard of a hooligan, maybe 10 years old, runs up, grabs 5 bags of chips and a coke, 3 candy bars, stuffs them into a cloth bag and starts running for the door...

I mean this kid had to have some massive balls, to steel something from a rack less than 3 feet away from the manager of the god damn store, i mean criminals just get dumber and dumber and dumber. So we chase the kid out the door, he starts yelling "I DIDNT DO **** SON"... yeah, okay, then why would you yell like that. So we grab the little rug rat, lock him in the security office (we at the store call it the Batcave- no windows, 1 red light, 2 security monitors and a computer. And a stool in the middle of the empty and bare room) for about a half hour. He starts pounding on the door. We finally find his mother after an hour. She was outside in the parking lot, apparently waiting for him to bring her her free meal... So after we felt we scared the **** out of the kid enough (we talked about him going to jail and stuff, really scared him) we took the **** he tried to steal, returned him to his mother, and told them to get the hell out and never come back, ever.


his name wasnt warren was it...cause if it was....just give him a job....thats all he wants

usa320
07-05-2004, 10:35 PM
his name was todd, and he will no doubt be a future darwin award winner.

Fargin
07-05-2004, 11:34 PM
sweet

winnebago man, once of the many reasons why I absolutely love the english language. You simply can't beat a word like motherf***.

DrunkenMaster
07-06-2004, 04:21 PM
that was funny...do you believe any of this ****