Why briefs pwn boxers

[UkrainianAmerican]

1. They make sure your ***** doesnt get out of hand, and overstretch your pants.
2. They dont roll up your legs when wearing jeans.
3. The ***** no longer goes into the leg, restricting the leg movement.
4. They keep everything in place, so nothing bounces too much

Feel free to add more.

[Fintin]

free balling...the only way

[Romulus]

2. They dont roll up your legs when wearing jeans.

Boxer briefs do.

[UkrainianAmerican]

free balling...the only way
Try running cross country track for 40 min like that, and hear what your balls have to say about it.

[UkrainianAmerican]

2. They dont roll up your legs when wearing jeans.

Boxer briefs do.
to an extent, but they dont place enough restrictions on the *****.

[Fintin]

free balling...the only way
Try running cross country track for 40 min like that, and hear what your balls have to say about it.

a real gangster ass.....dont need to run

[UkrainianAmerican]

free balling...the only way
Try running cross country track for 40 min like that, and hear what your balls have to say about it.

a real gangster ass.....dont need to run
a real gangster ass.....must not let the ***** be in the way

[Fintin]

free balling...the only way
Try running cross country track for 40 min like that, and hear what your balls have to say about it.

a real gangster ass.....dont need to run
a real gangster ass.....must not let the ***** be in the way

tight jeans fix all these problems p-)

[UkrainianAmerican]

free balling...the only way
Try running cross country track for 40 min like that, and hear what your balls have to say about it.

a real gangster ass.....dont need to run
a real gangster ass.....must not let the ***** be in the way

tight jeans fix all these problems p-)
Tight jeans roll up the boxers resulting in discomfort.

[Fintin]

free balling...the only way
Try running cross country track for 40 min like that, and hear what your balls have to say about it.

a real gangster ass.....dont need to run
a real gangster ass.....must not let the ***** be in the way

tight jeans fix all these problems p-)
Tight jeans roll up the boxers resulting in discomfort.

thus freeballing...

[UkrainianAmerican]

free balling...the only way
Try running cross country track for 40 min like that, and hear what your balls have to say about it.

a real gangster ass.....dont need to run
a real gangster ass.....must not let the ***** be in the way

tight jeans fix all these problems p-)
Tight jeans roll up the boxers resulting in discomfort.

thus freeballing...
tight jeans rub against balls. Discomfort.

[Colt45]

yea but only cowboys and queers wear tight jeans =P

[UkrainianAmerican]

yea but only cowboys and queers wear tight jeans =P
Word.
And, plus, I wear business/suit pants which are soft, so my ***** need to be RESTRAINED.

[Colt45]

lmfao

[Fintin]

yea but only cowboys and queers wear tight jeans =P

ill take the cowboy catigory...just ask rain...


RA....just make sure you got a nice old pair of jeans....and learn to tuck and flip when in a suit....just ajust aim to get the boy under the belt a bit

[UkrainianAmerican]

yea but only cowboys and queers wear tight jeans =P

ill take the cowboy catigory...just ask rain...


RA....just make sure you got a nice old pair of jeans....and learn to tuck and flip when in a suit....just ajust aim to get the boy under the belt a bit
Yep, but then as it BEGINS to soften, it starts to untuck, and get into the notorious perpendicular position. :(

[Vance]

Shuffle man, shuffle.

[Fintin]

ok...how many people seriously look at your junk on a daily basis...you could walk around with it hanging out the zipper all day 90% of the people who saw you probly wouldnt even notice....

[UkrainianAmerican]

ok...how many people seriously look at your junk on a daily basis...you could walk around with it hanging out the zipper all day 90% of the people who saw you probly wouldnt even notice....
Maybe so with you ( :P ), but I assure you, I CANT count on that ;)

[Fintin]

Shuffle man, shuffle.

hahahahahaha


spoken like a true beleiver

[Colt45]

ok...how many people seriously look at your junk on a daily basis...you could walk around with it hanging out the zipper all day 90% of the people who saw you probly wouldnt even notice....

LoL, that must be your case 'spaghetti ****' LOL. J/k but serisouly, if mine was hanging out, I think I would poke sum1's eye out =/.

[usa320]

i always wear briefs...

more comfortable. keeps everything where it should be.

[ßå$tĮТHÏ¿ð]

Boxers rule..pitch tents ;)

[UkrainianAmerican]

i always wear briefs...

more comfortable. keeps everything where it should be.
I salute you SIr!

[usa320]

at ease soldier.

rofl

[Midtown]

you guys are turning into gays. Im going to go punch a Moose in the face, just to make up for your girlyness.

[UkrainianAmerican]

you guys are turning into gays. Im going to go punch a Moose in the face, just to make up for your girlyness.
As long as you wear briefs at the time.

[usa320]

calling me gay?

shame on you...

I plan on turning off my computer in less than 10 minutes to go provide services.

TO MY GIRLFRIEND. MY HETERO****** GIRLFRIEND...

now i can only speak for myself, not the rest of these queers...

:lol:

[molly747]

Don't briefs lower your sperm count by overheating your bits and pieces?

[NcDeuce]

I usually never wore any type of underwear back when I ran cross country...

[ShotOver]

Dont grape smugglers lower sperm count and give you cancer of the scrotum?
Read that somewhere, you package shouldnt be all squished up like that.

[Mark Sman]

Pants?

You gotta go OG.

http://web.ripnet.com/~nimmos/images/under_the_kilt.jpg

Regimental no less.

And for all y'all that are about to say "women wear skirts"

No. Women go naked, as god intended it.

The only reason guys need kilts is so that the blood and stuff doesn't get on your happy bits while you are negotiating with her ex.

And, yes this photo is an appropriate historical military photo for this website.

[ZeroPositive]

god only kids wear Y fronts :D
Boxers all the way!

[UkrainianAmerican]

Don't briefs lower your sperm count by overheating your bits and pieces?
Well, they cant get warmer then your body temperature.
Sometimes, is the briefs are too tight (as in squeezing your balls tight) they will lower the sperm count.

[Nawlins]

Don't briefs lower your sperm count by overheating your bits and pieces?
Well, they cant get warmer then your body temperature.


Um... well, that's bad. There's a reason they hang away from your body. Your body temperature is just a bit too warm for healthy sperm. They're delicate little creatures, apparently. If you want to have kids, wear boxers. Also, boxers look sexier.

[UkrainianAmerican]

Don't briefs lower your sperm count by overheating your bits and pieces?
Well, they cant get warmer then your body temperature.


Um... well, that's bad. There's a reason they hang away from your body. Your body temperature is just a bit too warm for healthy sperm. They're delicate little creatures, apparently. If you want to have kids, wear boxers. Also, boxers look sexier.
boxer briefs are sexier. I know people who wore briefs all their life and dint have any 'problems'

[Abolith]

Boxers bro's, boxers. ALL the women I have ever dated (and asked) say that boxers are the way to go... thus I wear boxers....beside they are WAAAY more comfortable than tighty-whities.

[molly747]

Boxers bro's, boxers. ALL the women I have ever dated (and asked) say that boxers are the way to go... thus I wear boxers....beside they are WAAAY more comfortable than tighty-whities.

Yes, I have to agree, when a man drops trou, I'd rather see him in boxers than tighty whities. Briefs just have a elementary school vibe to them.

[chauncy republicans]

Are leopard skin thongs acceptable? :oops:

[Rain]

Are leopard skin thongs acceptable? :oops:

Work it! :)

[flickme]

They dont roll up your legs when wearing jeans.
I have that problem everytime i put on a pair of jeans. Im still a boxer guy though.

[Herrmannek]

Briefs at day...Boxers at night... only proper way...

[mocking_loudly_died]

I detest undergarments (male or female) – revulsion is my word of choice.

[UkrainianAmerican]

Briefs at day...Boxers at night... only proper way...
Agreed.

[ROY H]

whatever is clean

[Fintin]

comando