When break ups go bad

[ANGRY KIWI]

broke off engagement on monday

every thing was fine

came home from work to smashed potplants burnt photos/clothes

and a BIG ASS knife in the wall next to my computer

i have spent the last week hiding in and around the central city and sneaking home for showers and clean clothes

it didnt go as well as i expected :(

[Vance]

Women. WTF.

[Ichhabe]

At least she did not trash the puter. :D

Get a bear trap. Ain't illeagal to put one up in your own home. Just be sure that it is securly wired to the wall , so if she get trapped she has to use the "coyote-trick" to get away.

When leaving home, take out the electricity in the house so she have to walk around in the dark. Put sharp objects in the path. If you have stairs, use rope so the person who get in to your home might trip. A lot of **** can be made in your own home to make it difficult for intruders.

[ANGRY KIWI]

rofl

we dont got bear traps here in new zealand

but a good idea

[Operation Ivy]

how long were u engaged?

[NcDeuce]

That's crazy


When break ups go bad

When do break ups ever go good? :|

[Deuterium]

At least she didn't erase all the **** on your computer.

[shorty]

At least she didn't erase all the **** on your computer. Speaking from experience, eh?

[EvanL]

i broke up with my gf last night.. well we both broke up.. it was mutual.
it sucks. im not too happy bout it.

[ANGRY KIWI]

how long were u engaged?

year and a 1/2

good times :bash:

but not any more :cantbeli:

[Flagg]

At least she did not trash the puter.

Get a bear trap. Ain't illeagal to put one up in your own home. Just be sure that it is securly wired to the wall , so if she get trapped she has to use the "coyote-trick" to get away.

When leaving home, take out the electricity in the house so she have to walk around in the dark. Put sharp objects in the path. If you have stairs, use rope so the person who get in to your home might trip. A lot of **** can be made in your own home to make it difficult for intruders.

You're nuts......that'll likely just piss her off.

If you were to run into a Kodiak Grizzly Bear, you're not likely to poke it with a stick and live to tell the tale....same with a woman....better to just play dead until it goes away.

That's my advice and I'm sticking to it.......doing anything else is likely to result in horror beyond your imagination.

[UkrainianAmerican]

If some **** was doing the **** to ME, I would notify the authorities and get a restraining order.

[Ichhabe]

At least she did not trash the puter.

Get a bear trap. Ain't illeagal to put one up in your own home. Just be sure that it is securly wired to the wall , so if she get trapped she has to use the "coyote-trick" to get away.

When leaving home, take out the electricity in the house so she have to walk around in the dark. Put sharp objects in the path. If you have stairs, use rope so the person who get in to your home might trip. A lot of **** can be made in your own home to make it difficult for intruders.

You're nuts......that'll likely just piss her off.

If you were to run into a Kodiak Grizzly Bear, you're not likely to poke it with a stick and live to tell the tale....same with a woman....better to just play dead until it goes away.

That's my advice and I'm sticking to it.......doing anything else is likely to result in horror beyond your imagination.

Well, ladeedaaa. That is the whole idea, to friggin piss her off. And let her try to do her ****. Angry people make more mistakes. And are easier to put down.

A knife in the wall is a message wich I translate to: The gloves are off. It is either you or me.

If I was her, I would check my food for poison to the day I died.

[Deuterium]

At least she did not trash the puter.

Get a bear trap. Ain't illeagal to put one up in your own home. Just be sure that it is securly wired to the wall , so if she get trapped she has to use the "coyote-trick" to get away.

When leaving home, take out the electricity in the house so she have to walk around in the dark. Put sharp objects in the path. If you have stairs, use rope so the person who get in to your home might trip. A lot of **** can be made in your own home to make it difficult for intruders.

You're nuts......that'll likely just piss her off.

If you were to run into a Kodiak Grizzly Bear, you're not likely to poke it with a stick and live to tell the tale....same with a woman....better to just play dead until it goes away.

That's my advice and I'm sticking to it.......doing anything else is likely to result in horror beyond your imagination.

Well, ladeedaaa. That is the whole idea, to friggin piss her off. And let her try to do her ****. Angry people make more mistakes. And are easier to put down.

A knife in the wall is a message wich I translate to: The gloves are off. It is either you or me.

If I was her, I would check my food for poison to the day I died.

Man I had you figured all wrong. You Norway boys are all right...

[Flagg]

Well, ladeedaaa. That is the whole idea, to friggin piss her off. And let her try to do her ****. Angry people make more mistakes. And are easier to put down.

A knife in the wall is a message wich I translate to: The gloves are off. It is either you or me.

If I was her, I would check my food for poison to the day I died.

YOU might be a kamikaze pilot.....but I know when to hang up my spurs when I'm outgunned.....

I'd rather throw up the white flag and live to fight another day than face the focused wrath of a p!ssed off bunny boiler ;)

[mocking_loudly_died]

How does a sheep put a Knife in the wall?
p-)

[SeanAshi]

I've posted this before....walking in on my best friend having *** with my girlfriend was a shocker! :cantbeli: That sucked ass badly

[memphiz]

How does a sheep put a Knife in the wall?
p-)
rofl

-Go take a **** on her front door step
-Mabey in NZ they have like kangaroo traps or coyote traps

[memphiz]

:oops:

[SeanAshi]

Go take a **** on her front door step
I would do it but I'm constipated :lol:

[Flagg]

-Go take a **** on her front door step
-Mabey in NZ they have like kangaroo traps or coyote traps

Easy now!

The only nasty creatures we have need to trap in New Zealand are Moas and drunk Aussie convicts on holiday ;)

[mocking_loudly_died]

-Go take a **** on her front door step
-Mabey in NZ they have like kangaroo traps or coyote traps

Easy now!

The only nasty creatures we have need to trap in New Zealand are Moas and drunk Aussie convicts on holiday ;)

rofl

You Kiwi's are just mad we kicked you all off our welfare system.
p-)

[Flagg]

You Kiwi's are just mad we kicked you all off our welfare system.

You mean the welfare system expat Kiwis pay into to support you lasy Aussies? :P

[memphiz]

Go take a **** on her front door step
I would do it but I'm constipated :lol:
rofl rofl



-Go take a **** on her front door step
-Mabey in NZ they have like kangaroo traps or coyote traps

Easy now!

The only nasty creatures we have need to trap in New Zealand are Moas and drunk Aussie convicts on holiday ;)
:D

[ßå$tĮТHÏ¿ð]

smashed potplants burnt photos/clothes

Smashing your pot plants eh?
Duck and cover my friend....

[Fargin]

I've posted this before....walking in on my best friend having *** with my girlfriend was a shocker! :cantbeli: That sucked ass badly
I satule you for one of two things. Either getting away with double homicide or having enough restraint not to kill them.

[ANGRY KIWI]

its all well and good i slept for the frist time this week

she wasnt home when i returned from work woot

i cant **** on her door step couse its my door step too

we dont have kangaroos here and being 1/2 aussie i can leech yr welfare and ours it rocks being a slacker

also the potplants where cacti

we dont need to grow our own pot couse it grows in parks at roadsides etc all you have to do is look ;)



(helps if you drop seeds a the biotanical gardens :P)

[ZeroPositive]

hmm take out life insurance... u never know :D

[2Sheds_Jackson]

its all well and good i slept for the frist time this week

she wasnt home when i returned from work woot

i cant **** on her door step couse its my door step too

we dont have kangaroos here and being 1/2 aussie i can leech yr welfare and ours it rocks being a slacker

also the potplants where cacti

we dont need to grow our own pot couse it grows in parks at roadsides etc all you have to do is look ;)



(helps if you drop seeds a the biotanical gardens :P)

Why did you end the engagement?

[Midtown]

I need to start growing pot. I've been stoned after work for the last month, (trying to kill time before I leave for europe) and goddamn its working. But It has been a rough month of discgolf for me, I've lost at least 4 discs.

Oh one time I dated this one chick, but she was insane, so I broke up with her, and to get back at me she ****ed my friend, and I could have cared less, I just laughed at him for taking second hand ass. He was bragging about it one day, like he stole her from me, so I said "Well How did I taste
?" She was horrible in bed anyhow. stupid whore from mizzoura. Every year around feb, she starts trying to contact me again.

[Fintin]

I need to start growing pot. I've been stoned after work for the last month, (trying to kill time before I leave for europe) and goddamn its working. But It has been a rough month of discgolf for me, I've lost at least 4 discs.

why do stoners like discgolf...i played today...some kid walks up to us right when we get there asking if we knew how to get to the hospital...he states "i think i broke my wrist"..being that his wrist was going in two different directions...i would say think was an understatment...but he was well toasted...eyes were really glazed over...

[ChuckThunder]

What the fück is discgolf?!?

[ZeroPositive]

what is disgolf?

[Fintin]

what is disgolf?

you throw a frisbee and try and get it into a bucket thing....most of the time the corses are in the woods...so you got to try and get it around trees...

[ANGRY KIWI]

Why did you end the engagement?

she changed became one of those sour twisted fights with you for no reson cant handel when she loses makes you feel guilt for being alive and hates yr mates girls

she started off all normal and ****

then BANG evil witch time

so it was her or my sanity

[ShotOver]

Jesus, sounds like my X.
How you handeling it mate? Better than her, i hope haha.