Jody, the guy with your girl

[Deuterium]

In the US Army the guy that is home doing your wife/girlfriend while you are deployed is called Jody. What is the name of this guy in your service/country?

[Jack Mehoff]

Buddy-****er? :lol:

[Trigger]

I think his name was Thomas... :|

A funny anecdote we had in the Navy was that when you got home, your girl would be just like you left her: Freshly F***ed.

[JiJoMacLE45]

Since all cops are divorced, we don't have to worry about that ****. Funny story, one of the our K9 guys had gone out for the night & his wife had decided she was going to have her boyfriend over. Well she forgot to put old Brutus in the backyard and when the dog heard her moaning he burst into the bedroom and took a chunk out of home boy's calf. Serves him right. Shoulda bit her though, she was a nasty hag if there ever was one. Needless to say, our K9 guy is no longer wed.

[shrek]

Shrek!!

[Midav]

Shrek!!

rofl Damnit! Ya beat Midav to it rofl

[memphiz]

God

[Uncle Sam]

A dead man!

[Midtown]

If some shmuck was with my girl. Oh man, my first reaction would be to kill them both. BUT here is my plan of action

-Phase 1-

1a.Destroy everything he holds dear to him.
1b. **** his mom/sisters.

-Phase 2-
2a. Make her look like a whore in front of her family.
2b. Have *** with every last one of her hot friends, which there are many.

-Phase 3-
3a. After all this, she will beg my forgivness.
3b. Buggermy (I think thats how you euro's say it)

I was going to put a Vampire killing option in there somewhere, but I got lazy.

[shrek]

Sorry Midav

[Midtown]

haha I thought this was funny, I just got off the phone with my girlfriend and she said "Love you manwhore" at the end of the convo.

pfft more like

ess tee eff you

[ZeroPositive]

****

[Nawlins]

haha I thought this was funny, I just got off the phone with my girlfriend and she said "Love you manwhore" at the end of the convo.

pfft more like

ess tee eff you

It's good that she knows you so well.