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Uncle Chô
07-13-2004, 02:28 PM
Don't know if this has been posted before...


LONDON (*******) - A British man who accidentally shot himself in the ********s after drinking 15 pints of beer was jailed for five years on Tuesday for possessing an illegal firearm, a court spokesman said.

David Walker, 28, was arguing with a friend at a pub in South Yorkshire, northern England, when he went home to get his sawed-off shotgun, which he jammed into his trousers.

But as he walked back to the pub, the gun went off, blasting pellets into his ********s. Doctors later removed what remained of his ********s during emergency surgery.

Walker admitted possessing a prohibited weapon at a hearing in June at the court in Sheffield.


rofl rofl

Seraphim
07-13-2004, 02:34 PM
Class

Uncle Sam
07-13-2004, 02:39 PM
Quote of the day!


Doctors later removed what remained of his ********s during emergency surgery.

rofl

MEGR
07-13-2004, 02:44 PM
That poor guy.

anonymous individual
07-13-2004, 02:45 PM
idiot

Fintin
07-13-2004, 02:55 PM
the world is now safer...he cant procreate

5jumpchump
07-13-2004, 03:19 PM
Holy CRAP ! Loose your balls and nearly bleed to death , then get arrested for having a firearm , then get thrown in jail for 5 ****ing years !!!!!! Did he at least finish his last pint ?