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Deuterium
07-13-2004, 08:16 PM
I think I got these right...



Alabama: Hell Yes, We Have Electricity
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Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!
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Arizona: But It's A Dry Heat
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Arkansas: Literacy Ain't Everything
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California: By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda
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Colorado: If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother
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Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedy's Don't Own It Yet
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Delaware: We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water
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Florida: Ask Us About Our Grand kids
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Georgia: We Put The "Fun" In Fundamentalist Extremism
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Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum, leave
Your Money)
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Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes ... Well Okay, We're Not, But The
Potatoes Are Real Good
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Illinois: Please Don't ****ounce the "S"
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Indiana: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free
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Iowa: We Do Amazing Things With Corn
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Kansas: First Of The Rectangle States
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Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names
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Louisiana: We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign
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Maine: We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster
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Maryland: If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It
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Massachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (For Most Tax Brackets)
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Michigan: First Line Of Defense From The Canadians
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Minnesota: 10,000 Lakes... And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes
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Mississippi: Come And Feel Better About Your Own State
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Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work
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Montana: Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-wing Crazies, and
Little Else
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Nebraska: Ask About Our State Motto Contest
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Nevada: Hookers and Poker!
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New Hampshire: Go Away And Leave Us Alone
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New Jersey: You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right
Here!
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New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent pets
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New York: You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To an Attorney
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North Carolina: Tobacco Is A Vegetable
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North Dakota: We Really Are One Of The 50 States!
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Ohio: At Least We're Not Michigan!
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Oklahoma: Like The Play, Only No Singing
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Oregon: Spotted Owl... It's What's For Dinner
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Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal
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Rhode Island: We're Not REALLY An Island
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South Carolina: Remember The Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender
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South Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota
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Tennessee: The Educashun State
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Texas: Si' Hablo Ing' les (Yes, I Speak English)
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Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus
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Vermont: Yep
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Virginia: Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?
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Washington: Help! We're Overrun By Nerds And Slackers!
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Washington, D.C.: Wanna Be Mayor?
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West Virginia: One Big Happy Family... Really!
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Wisconsin: Come Cut The Cheese
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Wyoming: Where Men Are Men ... and the Sheep are Scared!

WolverineBlue
07-13-2004, 08:17 PM
rofl rofl rofl

memphiz
07-13-2004, 08:18 PM
Haha these from Conan?

Polands new Euro coin Motto: "If we're so stupid, then why are we on this tiny dinner plate"

Fintin
07-13-2004, 08:21 PM
Michigan: First Line Of Defense From The Canadians


damn right...someone has to keep that crappy beer from slipping in

NcDeuce
07-13-2004, 08:23 PM
Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names

rofl

Tennessee: The Educashun State

Aww, boo

I guess it's not as bad as West Virginia :lol:

b.scheller
07-13-2004, 08:26 PM
your motto wasnt that good memphiz...i expect better from you :lol:

Fintin
07-13-2004, 08:28 PM
canada: were just like the US but cleaner

b.scheller
07-13-2004, 08:31 PM
Canada's motto

http://www.frymybacon.com/images/banners/ad_banner_americans_mexicans.gif

memphiz
07-13-2004, 08:35 PM
your motto wasnt that good memphiz...i expect better from you :lol:
Haha I got it from Conan
dont worry Im part Polish ;)

scm77
07-13-2004, 08:48 PM
This is also from Conan.

Mississippi, no teeth means no cavities! rofl rofl :cantbeli:

b.scheller
07-13-2004, 08:57 PM
Newfoundland:

We's got no fish or job eh!

Nova Scotia:

We've got the worlds supply of fiddle players

Prince Edward Island:

You can walk across the province in two minutes eh!

New Brunswick:

We're in between French assholes and Drunk Celtic Fiddle players

Quebec:

We blame everything on those Anglo-Bastards

Ontario:

We've got that tower thingy

Monitoba

Hundreds of huge, horribly frigid lakes

Saskatchewan

You can watch the dog run away from home for hours

Alberta:

Flames vs Oilers

British Columbia:

We grow our own drugs

EvanL
07-13-2004, 09:01 PM
I don't have any wit to make any good provinical motto's but here's my attempt...

Newfoundland:

We's got no fish or job eh!

Nova Scotia:

We've got the worlds supply of fiddle players

Prince Edward Island:

You can walk across the province in two minutes eh!

New Brunswick:

We're in between French assholes and Drunk Celtic Fiddle players

Quebec:

We blame everything on those Anglo-Bastards

Ontario:

We've got that tower thingy

Monitoba

Hundreds of huge, horribly frigid lakes

Saskatchewan

You can watch the dog run away from home for hours

Alberta:

Flames vs Oilers

British Columbia:

We grow our own drugs

couldn't think of anything for the territories...
Thats from a book i have on Canadian sayings.
Copyright infringement!!

b.scheller
07-13-2004, 09:03 PM
their mostly taken off frymybacon with the list of top 10 things for each province...but yeah...i should have been more original... :oops:

memphiz
07-13-2004, 09:09 PM
Nunavut
As many letters as people

EvanL
07-13-2004, 09:10 PM
Saskattchewan- We suck

b.scheller
07-13-2004, 09:15 PM
Nunavut
As many letters as people

We've got the most confusing city names

memphiz
07-13-2004, 09:21 PM
Nunavut
As many letters as people

We've got the most confusing city names
Yeah I know

Innoxx
07-13-2004, 09:21 PM
Woo! BC represent! Drugs and unemployment, woo!

EvanL
07-13-2004, 09:23 PM
Woo! BC represent! Drugs and unemployment, woo!
and big ****ed women...and scary as **** hells angels... and Kokanee.. ;)

ChuckThunder
07-13-2004, 09:26 PM
Maryland: If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It

That couldn't be more correct.

b.scheller
07-13-2004, 09:26 PM
Alberta

You can kiss your oil, goodbye...

Yukon

We've got the most exciting golf tournaments in the country... (http://north.cbc.ca/regional/servlet/View?filename=nwt-golfmissile06182004)

memphiz
07-13-2004, 09:37 PM
NWT
hey we're part of Canada to eh

b.scheller
07-13-2004, 09:40 PM
Ontario

Call in the army...the snow is coming

EvanL
07-13-2004, 09:43 PM
Ontario

Call in the army...the snow is coming
dude thats only toronto.

snake
07-13-2004, 09:46 PM
Illinois- Road Construction Next 100 miles

A Soldier
07-14-2004, 12:28 AM
North Carolina--- Y'all love NASCAR, or else its back up north you go.

A Soldier
07-14-2004, 12:29 AM
South Carolina -- The South will rise again, really y'all were not playing.

Midav
07-14-2004, 12:35 AM
rofl

New Mexico's should be: Where #49's in edukaton nowe.

Bulkowski
07-14-2004, 04:42 AM
Texas: Si' Hablo Ing' les (Yes, I Speak English)
Sad but true... :|

Canada:
The 51st state p-)

SeanAshi
07-14-2004, 05:01 AM
Everything is bigger in Texas. (use your imagination) :P

cut
07-14-2004, 05:53 AM
Everything is bigger in Texas. (use your imagination) :P

beer bellies?

ShotOver
07-14-2004, 08:00 AM
Western Australia: The golden state

Heh, because err.. we had the gold rush :|

moughoun
07-14-2004, 08:09 AM
Ireland,If this Country's a rockin...................................It mean's we're pukin

Maine Finn
07-14-2004, 09:32 AM
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Maine: We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster
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Nah, that's way off. It should read:

Maine: Tourist Season Now Open, Everyone Get Your Guns!

:D

Or maybe this:

Maine: No, We Are NOT Part Of Canada.



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New Hampshire: Go Away And Leave Us Alone
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New Hampshire: Blame Vermont.

Fintin
07-14-2004, 11:49 AM
canada: who wants milk in a bag

b.scheller
07-14-2004, 11:58 AM
ottawa: the home of the world's worst hockey team

toronto: garbage pick-up? no, we dont do that....

hamilton: you get used to the smell...

Deuterium
07-14-2004, 12:32 PM
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Maine: We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster
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Nah, that's way off. It should read:

Maine: Tourist Season Now Open, Everyone Get Your Guns!

:D

Or maybe this:

Maine: No, We Are NOT Part Of Canada.

I was stationed at Ft Devens, MA in the mid 80's. Entering MA the first sign you encounter before WELCOM TO MA is "guns are not allowed, blah blah blah". THe first sign you encounter going into NH before WELCOME TO NH is "First Exit in NH STate LIquor Store"!!!!!!!!! My kinda state.



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New Hampshire: Go Away And Leave Us Alone
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New Hampshire: Blame Vermont.

Bombtrack
07-14-2004, 12:57 PM
canada: who wants milk in a bag
waaaait - you dont have milk bags?

Fintin
07-14-2004, 01:04 PM
canada: who wants milk in a bag
waaaait - you dont have milk bags?

nope...

Herrmannek
07-14-2004, 01:06 PM
Drink milk

Bombtrack
07-14-2004, 01:40 PM
canada: who wants milk in a bag
waaaait - you dont have milk bags?

nope...

You crazy backwards americans

Romulus
07-14-2004, 05:00 PM
I thought ours was ......

West Virginia......... "It's all relative"

;)

Jack Mehoff
07-14-2004, 05:03 PM
I thought ours was ......

West Virginia......... "It's all relative"

;)

Inbred

Romulus
07-14-2004, 05:09 PM
Inbred

http://www.flipsidemovies.com/images/inbredredneckspic1.jpg