UkrainianAmerican
07-15-2004, 01:13 PM
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50 Roubles - Vasa
Oh! ORS Crew! Shto? Shto?
50 Roubles aka the Nextel Kid, Oleg Shanovich
This is for all those faggots who are Russian...
By try to front like they're not Russian,
Oh daaa!
Thought you were my homeboy, but you never act Russian,
Son you ain't my vasa, and you need to stop fronting!
You ain't no friend of mine, you ain't no dawg of mine,
What makes you think that I won't skip you in the food stamp line,
Your girl is not fine, she looks like Ben Stein
She popped some ****, I had to tie her up with fishing line.
I hit it from behind, I made her scream and whine
I knocked her up, that bitche's baby looks like Frankenstein
When I was eight or nine, I had to wait on line
Mamachka made me wait for toilet paper all the time.
Now I'm on Brighton 9, Last stop on Q train line.
Americans can't find their way because of Russian signs.
It's New Years Eve time, Our parties lag behind
We're four years late, so party like it's 1999!
(chorus)
Thought you were my homeboy, but you never act Russian,
Son you ain't my vasa, and you need to stop fronting!
Got to learn to sport the gear and never pay for nothing.
Sit in El Greco all night, and never order nothing.
Thought you were my homeboy, but you never act Russian,
Son you ain't my vasa, and you need to stop fronting!
Get illegal cable and never pay for nothing.
Sit in El Greco all night, and never order nothing.
Blyat homey! In Lenningrad, you was the man homey...
What the **** happened to you?
DJ Sasha will spin in, for my babooshka's visit
My computer log in it, and change my profile on Whimit
Russ's farts are so wicked, I got him ex-lax for Christmas
Heada's pussy, he's in it, he'll be done in one minute (Hey!)
She's real fat, but she wants to get to be skinny,
Like those Central Sports bitches that always wear the bikini
They're easy, letting guys touch their nasty ass fake ****s
When you buy a playboy chain and FILA jumpsuit,
Jeff's rolling with us, he's gotta big belly
We gonna let you know the news like Ms. Divatelli
(chorus)
Me, I'm so sexy, Me, I drive taxi, Just like Alexi
Me, I'm just me, ME!
Me, I have mad dough, me I have limo,
Cause it's me you see, using EBT,
Cause I'm hungry baby
I need some doctorskaya
Tell me one friggen guy hot as me, ya neznaya
My brother Russ, he's got a big spare tire
Cause he eats boojanena and then he drinks Stolochnaya
Ricky says he'll get us off on BCAT, how?
My girl will beat his ass, cause she's a big fat cow!
What do you know about pechonka, vodka, peroshki?
NOTHING FAGGOT! Ain't no way you can out eat me
Blyat!
(chorus)
Blyat! Ha ha! Daamn, Vasa!
You damn skippy dawg!
2003...you cheap G, JEW!
50 Roubles - Vasa
Oh! ORS Crew! Shto? Shto?
50 Roubles aka the Nextel Kid, Oleg Shanovich
This is for all those faggots who are Russian...
By try to front like they're not Russian,
Oh daaa!
Thought you were my homeboy, but you never act Russian,
Son you ain't my vasa, and you need to stop fronting!
You ain't no friend of mine, you ain't no dawg of mine,
What makes you think that I won't skip you in the food stamp line,
Your girl is not fine, she looks like Ben Stein
She popped some ****, I had to tie her up with fishing line.
I hit it from behind, I made her scream and whine
I knocked her up, that bitche's baby looks like Frankenstein
When I was eight or nine, I had to wait on line
Mamachka made me wait for toilet paper all the time.
Now I'm on Brighton 9, Last stop on Q train line.
Americans can't find their way because of Russian signs.
It's New Years Eve time, Our parties lag behind
We're four years late, so party like it's 1999!
(chorus)
Thought you were my homeboy, but you never act Russian,
Son you ain't my vasa, and you need to stop fronting!
Got to learn to sport the gear and never pay for nothing.
Sit in El Greco all night, and never order nothing.
Thought you were my homeboy, but you never act Russian,
Son you ain't my vasa, and you need to stop fronting!
Get illegal cable and never pay for nothing.
Sit in El Greco all night, and never order nothing.
Blyat homey! In Lenningrad, you was the man homey...
What the **** happened to you?
DJ Sasha will spin in, for my babooshka's visit
My computer log in it, and change my profile on Whimit
Russ's farts are so wicked, I got him ex-lax for Christmas
Heada's pussy, he's in it, he'll be done in one minute (Hey!)
She's real fat, but she wants to get to be skinny,
Like those Central Sports bitches that always wear the bikini
They're easy, letting guys touch their nasty ass fake ****s
When you buy a playboy chain and FILA jumpsuit,
Jeff's rolling with us, he's gotta big belly
We gonna let you know the news like Ms. Divatelli
(chorus)
Me, I'm so sexy, Me, I drive taxi, Just like Alexi
Me, I'm just me, ME!
Me, I have mad dough, me I have limo,
Cause it's me you see, using EBT,
Cause I'm hungry baby
I need some doctorskaya
Tell me one friggen guy hot as me, ya neznaya
My brother Russ, he's got a big spare tire
Cause he eats boojanena and then he drinks Stolochnaya
Ricky says he'll get us off on BCAT, how?
My girl will beat his ass, cause she's a big fat cow!
What do you know about pechonka, vodka, peroshki?
NOTHING FAGGOT! Ain't no way you can out eat me
Blyat!
(chorus)
Blyat! Ha ha! Daamn, Vasa!
You damn skippy dawg!
2003...you cheap G, JEW!