The ho Jew song

[UkrainianAmerican]

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JEWWWWWWWW.... (JEW!)
You are Jewwwwww.... (JEW!)
You are Jewwwwww.... (JEW!)
I'm saying that you are Jewwww..... (JEW!)

You are Jewwwwww.... (JEW!)
You are Jewwwwww.... (JEW!)
You'za Jewwwwww....
I'm saying that you are Jewwww..... (JEW!)

You're doing Jew activities
With Jew tendencies
Jews make money... Jews never spend any.
With Jew energy to do whatcha do...
Jew whatcha Jew... Sue who ya sue...
My Jew landlord says my rent's past due... pulling on his peyes
And when a Jew needs a shoe... They go to Payless
Jews are Democrats, except for the mayor
They open up the Torah for the Friday night prayer
And Jews hold their wallets when they ride on subways...
And Jews close for Shabbos but open on Sundays...
So pass me some cholent and matzo ball stew...
And make sure it's kosher, Jews gotta eat too!

JEWWWWWW.... (JEW!)
You'za Jewwwwww.... (JEW!)
You'za Jewwwwww....
I said that you'za Jewwww..... (JEW!)

You'za Jewwwwww.... (JEW!)
You'za Jewwwwww.... (JEW!)
You'za Jewwwwww....
I'm saying that you'za Jewwww..... (JEW!)

Can't turn a jew into a Gentile... cash makes a Jew smile
Lots of Jews on Seinfeld, but no Jews on the X-files
There's Jews in the Bible and there's one on Friends...
There's Jews in Mickey D's when Yom Kippur finally ends
It's a hot Jew world... that we livin' in
Like the big hot coats that they be dressin' in
Some Jews dress warm, some Jews play it cool...
There's Jews in yeshiva... there's Jews in the shul
There's Jews in the news... there's Jews eating lox
There's Jews in Bay Ridge... there's Jews in Boro Park.
JEW! Oy, can you flip a light switch for me?
JEW! Oy, come on, why not?
'Cause...

I'm a Jewwwww.... (JEW!)
You'za Jewwwwww.... (JEW!)
You'za Jewwwwww....
I said that you are Jewwww..... (JEW!)

You'za Jewwwwww.... (JEW!)
You'za Jewwwwww.... (JEW!)
You'za Jewwwwww....
I said that you'za Jewwww..... (JEW!)

You got a pot full of matzo balls... cookin' when your rabbi calls
Bang your wife through a sheet so she can't see your genitals.
Jews don't mind eating turkey
But they won't let Habib make their sandwich or a Slurpee.
You got Jew-Jew-bees
Stuck in your Jew-Jew teeth
You got your Jew degree
From the Jew-niversity
But Jews don't feel so bad and blue
Cause most of us Russians is Jews too!

Oa, JEWWWWWWWW.... (JEW!)
You'za Jewwwwww.... (JEW!)
You'za Jewwwwww....
I said that you'za Jewwww..... (JEW!)

(I am not Jew!)
(JEW!)
You are Jewwwwww....
(Yes you are!)
(JEWWW)
(I am not Jew!)
You are Jewwwwww....
I'm saying that you are Jewwww..... (JEW!)

Why are you calling me such things like Jew?
I am not that! I am not cheap! I am not Jew cheap!
Oh wait, there is penny on the floor.
Oh my God, it's near pork! I'm going to go.
OK, hold on.
rofl rofl rofl

[mack pl]

boring....50 kopyeyek is better..... :lol:

[2Sheds_Jackson]

I won't comment on the artistic merit of that song - but I do believe you may have set the record for the most instances of the word "Jew" in one post.

[Javehn]

I bellieve Carten's song from Southpark had more times word "Jew" in it .

[ShotOver]

What a dumb song :|

[mack pl]

I bellieve Carten's song from Southpark had more times word "Jew" in it .
you mean- Cartman ;)

[UkrainianAmerican]

I won't comment on the artistic merit of that song - but I do believe you may have set the record for the most instances of the word "Jew" in one post.
rofl rofl rofl

[Javehn]

I bellieve Carten's song from Southpark had more times word "Jew" in it .
you mean- Cartman ;)

Yea , sorry, Cartman . Carten was my officer's name .... :oops: