View Full Version : Things you need to know about BDP
budgie
12-20-2009, 03:22 AM
1) BDP are bulletproof and undeniably awesome
2) Everyone secretly owns a pair
3) If you are wearing a pair and a tree falls in the woods, you hear it
4) BDP are invisible to night-vision and thermal imaging
5) The worldwide shortage of BDP is the real cause of the financial crisis
6) BDP can hover in supercruise
7) Vladimir Putin wears it to wrestle tigers
8) Chuck Norris has three pairs, currently the only person allowed to do so
9) Airsoft has banned the use of BDP as exposure to them renders Multicam ineffective
10) The Army considered BDP as a universal camouflage but Leonardo DiCaprio wouldn't grant a license
Feel free to add more...
flanker7
12-20-2009, 04:05 AM
PKM can rip through a pair of BDP any time
nah, correct is
"only PKM can rip through a pair of BDP"
bluffcove
12-20-2009, 10:12 AM
BDP values the opinion of airsofters.
BDP can work DII
BDP never get stoppages.
BDP is easy to use whether you are left or right handed.
BDP are accurate regardless of the length of the barrel
BDP are better than bullpups or normal rifles,
BDP would beat AK and AR platforms.
BDP are easy iron!
pascalywood
12-20-2009, 03:09 PM
When they are wearing BDPs, SEALS' M16s never break. Ever.
KEEPER0311
12-20-2009, 03:50 PM
When they are wearing BDPs, SEALS' M16s never break. Ever.
I strongly disagree. SEALs never use suck a mundane weapon as the M16. As stated in the SEAL thread, only M4's can handle such high speed operators. Get your facts straight.
Fintin
12-20-2009, 03:51 PM
What is with this new obsession? Half the people jerking off to these things were not even on this board when that happened, yet everyone wants a big chunk of the man meat from it in their ass...creepy
bluffcove
12-20-2009, 05:49 PM
oops, no, I am a New LAD
Roaming East
12-20-2009, 08:30 PM
When they are wearing BDPs, SEALS' M16s never break. Ever.
SEALs dont wear BDP. BDP wear SEALs.
Dan2004
12-21-2009, 12:21 AM
BDP will get you laid. Every time.
Death.
12-21-2009, 12:55 AM
BDP unzip themselves.
T3ngu
12-21-2009, 01:01 AM
When jumping obstructions wearing BDPs you can supercruise and hover.
pascalywood
12-21-2009, 01:02 AM
When jumping obstructions wearing BDPs you can supercruise and hover.
And stalk Apaches
Arnie100
12-21-2009, 01:07 AM
Heh, BDP beats PKMs!
miguelencanarias
12-21-2009, 01:35 AM
And stalk Apaches
Only in combination with a black SAS smock.
Otherwise you spend most of the time running with a black dude at your side.
Arnie100
12-21-2009, 01:38 AM
BDPs make you invisible to Apaches!
magicman
12-21-2009, 12:00 PM
BDPs offer the highest level of protection in the event of a NBC release.
kinney_bmx
12-21-2009, 12:03 PM
Heh, BDP beats PKMs!
GTFO sir just GTFO
Nothing beats PKM
miguelencanarias
12-21-2009, 12:25 PM
GTFO sir just GTFO
Nothing beats PKMThat depends: does the PKM have a sling?
magicman
12-21-2009, 12:25 PM
We all must remember, these statements are only true when the pants are worn in full compliance with manufacturers guidlines!!
T-5 Killer
12-21-2009, 12:41 PM
M113 Gavins are made out of BDPs
Critter
12-21-2009, 12:55 PM
BDP's are self cleaning, never get dirty or smell
magicman
12-21-2009, 12:57 PM
cut proof, burn proof and acid resistant
Bacon
12-21-2009, 12:58 PM
That depends: does the PKM have a sling?
No because it can also hover in supercruise.
ronnieraygun
12-21-2009, 01:00 PM
Otherwise you spend most of the time running with a black dude at your side.
Run by his side just in case he got the runs.
khalifah
12-21-2009, 01:00 PM
That depends: does the PKM have a sling?
and are the BDPs Bloused?
pascalywood
12-21-2009, 02:16 PM
and are the BDPs Bloused?
You dont have to blouse Them, because just the fact that you wear BDP makes you look professional.
Ipkiss
12-21-2009, 02:23 PM
M113 Gavins are made out of BDPs
Not exactly true. When that was the case it would make them indestructable. The natural (secret) specification of the BDP fabric in that it unwrinkles itself made it very hard to mold it into a M113.
The tracks however contain elements of BDP. That's why they never throw track, as BDP's will always fit you perfectly.
The body of the Gavin was actually made of PKM steel. ;-)
(I should work on my patch again.. looking for an embroidery..)
BDP>airsoft
anything>airsoft
BDP>anything
x=BDP
A+
miguelencanarias
12-21-2009, 02:42 PM
BDP are the only objects on Earth that would actually decrease its level of awesomeness if a multicam paintjob were to be applied to them.
miguelencanarias
12-21-2009, 02:43 PM
http://www.liubamariahevia.arrakis.es/multicambdps.jpg
SpankyMcCollins
12-21-2009, 02:51 PM
BDP allow you to communicate with Leonardo DiCaprio wherever you are, regardless.
NathS
12-21-2009, 02:59 PM
BDP>airsoft
Not if BDP is used for airsofting. In this case both should be equal.
Hypothesis : BDP=>airsofting, depending on it's use.
anything>airsoft
Nope. "Anything" includes "airsoft" and airsoft is obviously equal to airsoft
so anything => airsofting
BDP>anything
Leap of logic. Also "anything" can be "BDP", hence BDP=>anything.
1. BDP=>anything
2. anything => airsofting
thus BDP=>airsofting, BDP superior to airsofting except if it is itself used for airsofting*. Quod erat demonstrandum.
* which means that depending on context, BDP could be superior to BDP. For more information see division by zero, OSHI, etc.
Also BDP is ghey. I usually eat one or two at breakfast.
silentpartner
12-21-2009, 04:10 PM
That the tightness around the crotch is a design feature that drastically improves your follow-through?
http://i46.tinypic.com/2h7gbi9.jpg
Just think of the hitherto untapped merchandising potential this forum has.
Arnie100
12-21-2009, 05:22 PM
BDPs makes EVERYTHING look good, even you!
Racoon
12-21-2009, 05:41 PM
Chuck Norris roundkicked Multicam and out came BDP.
If somebody could combine Polandball and BDP it would be great.
Unfortunately Polandball has no legs
T-5 Killer
12-21-2009, 07:17 PM
BDP is the new black
Not if BDP is used for airsofting. In this case both should be equal.
Hypothesis : BDP=>airsofting, depending on it's use.
Nope. "Anything" includes "airsoft" and airsoft is obviously equal to airsoft
so anything => airsofting
Leap of logic. Also "anything" can be "BDP", hence BDP=>anything.
1. BDP=>anything
2. anything => airsofting
thus BDP=>airsofting, BDP superior to airsofting except if it is itself used for airsofting*. Quod erat demonstrandum.
* which means that depending on context, BDP could be superior to BDP. For more information see division by zero, OSHI, etc.
Also BDP is ghey. I usually eat one or two at breakfast.
roflr u 4 rill?
Roaming East
12-22-2009, 02:06 AM
BDP arent highspeed. theyre lightspeed.
Kanye West wear BDP as underwear.
T3ngu
12-22-2009, 02:24 AM
Not if BDP is used for airsofting. In this case both should be equal.
Hypothesis : BDP=>airsofting, depending on it's use.
Nope. "Anything" includes "airsoft" and airsoft is obviously equal to airsoft
so anything => airsofting
Leap of logic. Also "anything" can be "BDP", hence BDP=>anything.
1. BDP=>anything
2. anything => airsofting
thus BDP=>airsofting, BDP superior to airsofting except if it is itself used for airsofting*. Quod erat demonstrandum.
* which means that depending on context, BDP could be superior to BDP. For more information see division by zero, OSHI, etc.
Also BDP is ghey. I usually eat one or two at breakfast.
Your math sucks.
BDP > Airsofting. Not equal to.
T-5 Killer
12-22-2009, 02:24 AM
Kanye West wear BDP as underwear.
When you say Kanye West do you mean Chuck Norris?
When you say Kanye West do you mean Chuck Norris?
Chuck Norris use BDP as condom
T-5 Killer
12-22-2009, 02:51 AM
Chuck Norris use BDP as condom
I stand corrected!
I stand corrected!
,,,and he use both cuffs.
Dean1962
12-27-2009, 12:22 AM
BDP is the first clothing that is better than a Romulan cloaking device and can withstand both phasers and photon torpedoes.
Dean1962
12-27-2009, 12:23 AM
BDP is the first clothing that is better than a Romulan cloaking device and can withstand both phasers and photon torpedoes.
It can even withstand the Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator!
ArchieGates
12-27-2009, 12:34 AM
I believe that the Germans have even secretly tested BDP's with a Telefunken U47b Percussion Gravitator applied directly to the fabric, with minimal damage or tear, and John Wayne wore a pair of BDP's under his fatigues while filming Iwo Jima for a secret DOD test of their effectiveness in real Tequila drenched conditions.
flanker7
12-27-2009, 02:18 AM
Unless combat is involved, Bear Gryll's Pants beat BDP every time
Unless combat is involved, Bear Gryll's Pants beat BDP every time
Profanity....
p-)
offspring
12-27-2009, 02:42 AM
BDPs come in two colours: Green and Red Urban Tiger Stripe....there is only one copy of the Red Urban Tiger Stripe that was buried when Patrick Swayze ascended into Heaven
offspring
12-27-2009, 04:23 AM
thought this was funny mainly because it isn't on here
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/blood-diamond-pants
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