Midav
07-19-2004, 02:04 AM
American military "might"
From 1600 -1700: Heavily ownage by disease and famine. Hostilities with natives ended up with the countless bodiebags for the settlers.
Time owned: 100 years of cesspool
1700 - The Anglo population in the English colonies in America reaches 250,000. This can be regarded as the starting point of which american history will begin.
These men and women will be the foundations of the new US population. The majority of which are pisspoor and left europe in search of a better life. Any life is better than that what they had in europe. These people belonged to the lowest of the lowest. In comparison to the rest of the world, these people are the most backwards of them all.
'1702 declared war on french- spanish. Ownage.
Total time: 11 years owned
1711 Tuscarora Indian War. Natives raped and killed settlers. War began against natives. North carolina got raped.
total time: 2 years being manhandled by natives.
1726 rioting breaks out. The cesspool conditions proved to be too much to bear. Seeing how these men are the lowest in the rest of the world, and thus are quite sturdy, these conditions must have been really sick for them to revolt.
total: owned 1 year
1740 more black slaves hanged. The cruelty and barbarism is obvious.
1754 war with french. Washington surrenders after being owned terrifyinly hard by a small number of french troops. Washington surrenders and retreats with his tail behind his legs. owned.
1755 second battle against french. Braddock and washington lead a numerically superior number against a small french force. Got raped and pwned by small french force. 900 french proved to much to handle for 2000+ american troops. Washington runs as fast as he could. Braddock apparently didnt run fast enough. Got mortally wounded, pwned.
War against french declared on 1756
1758 another massive defeat at the hands of the french.
1759 war with cherokees.
1762 war declared against spain.
Total time of ownage: 8 years
1763 - In May, the Ottawa Native Americans under Chief Pontiac begin all-out warfare against the British west of Niagara, destroying several British forts and conducting a siege against the British at Detroit. Massive ownage as the natives began lootin and burning and killing. Hostilities lasted a few years in which americans got heavily owned.
1763 surrenders to natives. Settlers, a term used for second brits aka "americans", are prohibited to settle near apalachian mountains
1765 - In July, the Sons of Liberty, an underground organization opposed to the Stamp Act, is formed in a number of colonial towns. Its members use violence and intimidation to eventually force all of the British stamp agents to resign and also stop many American merchants from ordering British trade goods.
1765 - August 26, a mob in Boston attacks the home of Thomas Hutchinson, Chief Justice of Massachusetts, as Hutchinson and his family narrowly escape.
The breakdown has begun.
This is will lead into a few years of intimidation by the british. Untill 1770 , when some farmers began using violence again.
1770 boston massacre. British troops killed a dozen of men without any reason. They just wanted to. Owned. English troops released after trial.
English bullies americans some more years.
1774 - May 20, The English Parliament enacts the next series of Coercive Acts, which include the Massachusetts Regulating Act and the Government Act virtually ending any self-rule by the colonists there. Instead, the English Crown and the Royal governor assume political power formerly exercised by colonists. Also enacted; the Administration of Justice Act which protects royal officials in Massachusetts from being sued in colonial courts, and the Quebec Act establishing a centralized government in Canada controlled by the Crown and English Parliament. The Quebec Act greatly upsets American colonists by extending the southern boundary of Canada into territories claimed by Massachusetts, Connecticut and Virginia. More ownage then the eye can see.
1775 - In April, Massachusetts Governor Gage is ordered to enforce the Coercive Acts and suppress "open rebellion" among the colonists by all necessary force.
1775, april 18th, At dawn on April 19 about 70 armed Massachusetts militiamen stand face to face on Lexington Green with the British advance guard. An unordered 'shot heard around the world' begins the American Revolution. A volley of British rifle fire followed by a charge with bayonets leaves eight Americans dead and ten wounded. The British regroup and head for the depot in Concord, destroying the colonists' weapons and supplies. At the North Bridge in Concord, a British platoon is attacked by militiamen, with 14 casualties. The british killed without retribution.
june 17, 1775, british takeover bunker bill. Total ownage. Americans flee for their lives leaving their weapons behind.
nov 28, 1775 congress begs for european support after getting owned by british troops. The french are willing to listen. American congress on their knees.
May 2, 1776 - The American revolutionaries get the much needed foreign support they had been hoping for. Americans cant even handle a small british force without french support. King Louis XVI of France commits one million dollars in arms and munitions. Spain then also promises support.
June-July, 1776 - A massive British war fleet arrives in New York Harbor consisting of 30 battleships with 1200 cannon, 30,000 soldiers, 10,000 sailors, and 300 supply ships, under the command of General William Howe and his brother Admiral Lord Richard Howe. The large forces scared the crap out of congress. Decision to declare independance postponed. Congress awaits with sweat running down their foreheads.
August 27-29, 1776 - Gen. Howe leads 15,000 soldiers against Washington's army in the Battle of Long Island. Washington suffers a severe defeat as his army is outflanked and scatters. The Americans retreat to Brooklyn Heights, facing possible capture by the British or even total surrender. Total ownage by the british. Washington defeated again.
sep 22, 1776, nathan hale executed. (I always wondered why he never showed up again in UP)
sep 26, 1776, americans on their knees again. Begging for french support and aid.
October 11, 1776 - A MASSIVE defeat for the American Navy on Lake Champlain at the hands of a British fleet of 87 gunships. In the 7 hour Battle of Valcour Bay most of the American flotilla of 83 gunships is crippled with the remaining ships destroyed in a second engagement two days later. Within 2 days, the entire american navy raped.
October 28, 1776 - After evacuating his main forces from Manhattan, Washington's army suffers heavy casualties in the Battle of White Plains from Gen. Howe's forces. Another defeat of washington, does this guy ever win his battles? He runs away as fast as he can. Washington then retreats westward.
November, 1776 - More victories for the British as Fort Washington on Manhattan and its precious stores of over 100 cannon, thousands of muskets and cartridges is captured by Gen. Howe. The Americans also lose Fort Lee in New Jersey to Gen. Cornwallis. Washington's army suffers 3000 casualties in the two defeats. Gen. Washington abandons the New York area and moves his forces further westward toward the Delaware River. Cornwallis now pursues him. Washington retreats again after suffering a humiliation loss. Totally pwned.
July 6, 1777 - Gen. Burgoyne's troops stun the Americans with the capture of Fort Ticonderoga on Lake Champlain. Its military supplies are greatly needed by Washington's forces. The loss of the fort is a tremendous blow to American morale. Another frikkin ownage.
September 9-11, 1777 - In the Battle of Brandywine Creek, Gen. Washington and the main American Army of 10,500 men are driven back toward Philadelphia by Gen. Howe's British troops. Extreme heavy losses. Congress then leaves Philadelphia and resettles in Lancaster, Pennsylvania. Another defeat of washington.
February 6, 1778 - American and French representatives sign two treaties in Paris: a Treaty of Amity and Commerce and a Treaty of Alliance. France now officially recognizes the United States and will soon become the major supplier of military supplies to Washington's army. Both countries pledge to fight until American independence is won, with neither country concluding any truce with Britain without the other's consent, and guarantee each other's possessions in America against all other powers. After enough begging, the french agrees to help out.
After British vessels fire on French ships, the two nations declare war. Spain will enter in 1779 as an ally of France. The following year, Britain will declare war on the Dutch who have been engaging in profitable trade with the French and Americans. In addition to the war in America, the British will have to fight in the Mediterranean, Africa, India, the West Indies, and on the high seas. All the while facing possible invasion of England itself by the French.
Apparently americans cant do things without help.
May 30, 1778 - A campaign of terror against American frontier settlements, instigated by the British, begins as 300 Iroquois Indians burn Cobleskill, New York. Many americans killed and raped.
May 10, 1779 - British troops burn Portsmouth and Norfolk, Virginia.
June 16, 1779 - Spain declares war on England
Sept. 3 - Oct. 28 - Americans suffer a major defeat while attacking the British at Savannah, Georgia. Among the 800 American and Allied casualties is Count Casimir Pulaski of Poland. British losses are only 140. damn man, another defeat.
May 6, 1780 - The British capture Fort Moultrie at Charleston, South Carolina.
May 12, 1780 - The worst American defeat of the Revolutionary War occurs as the British capture Charleston and its 5400-man garrison (the entire southern American Army) along with four ships and a military arsenal. British losses are only 225. The hardest owning so far.
August 16, 1780 - A big defeat for the Americans in South Carolina as forces under Gen. Gates are defeated by troops of Gen. Charles Cornwallis, resulting in 900 Americans killed and 1000 captured
September 28, 1781 - Gen. Washington, with a combined Allied army of 17,000 men, begins the siege of Yorktown. French cannons bombard Gen. Cornwallis and his 9000 men day and night while the Allied lines slowly advance and encircle them. British supplies run dangerously low. Thanks to the help of the french soldiers, washington makes a victory (at least he got one win). Total ownage.
October 17, 1781 - As Yorktown is about to be taken, the British send out a flag of truce. Gen. Washington and Gen. Cornwallis then work out terms of surrender.
October 19, 1781 - As their band plays the tune, "The world turned upside down," the British army marches out in formation and surrenders at Yorktown. Hopes for a British victory in the war against America are dashed. In the English Parliament, there will soon be calls to bring this long costly war to an end.
February 27, 1782 - In England, the House of Commons votes against further war in America
November 25, 1783 - Washington enters Manhattan as the last British troops leave
Total time of ownage: 1765 -1783: 18 years of massive humiliation.
WW2: japan owns pearl harbor. War with america begins. Total time of ownage: 3 years.
Korean war: massive US retreat following the chinese offense. Americans humiliated in front of everyone. Pictures of americans eating snow and shaking whil in the background fightings are heard sticks to the mind of everyone. At the height almost all of south korea reclaimed by norths. Following Chinese supply problems and famine, america made the most out of it and finally treaty signed near original line.
Total time of ownage: 5 years.
Vietnam war: the hardest ownage of american troops ever. The pictures of americans returning home in body bags are in everyones mind. Americans getting killed everyday in the jungles is a reality. America retreats and surrenders after a few years of total ownage.
total time of ownage: 1961- 1975: 14 years of heavy us humilitaion. Everytime a small country stands up against the US, they will remind the US of this period. Owned.
9-11: hard ownage when some cavemen captured some boeings and began to drive into some towers. The collapse resulted in roughly 2k deaths.
Time: 1 day
post 9-11: war on terrorism declared.
2003: war declared on Iraq.
As the initial victory of america is fading away, more and more resisting iraqis are killing americans everyday. Falluja has been abandoned and american forces retreated. Still heavy fightings have began. As day goes by, Iraq is turning more and more into a second vietnam. The ownage and humiliation is hard.
Total time owned: I will give you a break. Since this war is still going on.
So what can we conclude from this:
Total time that US has been manhadled and abused: 151 years and one day.
America total history 200 years of recorded history. I will make this into 300 years. That means more than 50% of american history, america was a cesspool and under someones command.
Damn america sucks, carbonated hick. It sucks soo much you can still smell the stench!
OH WAIT, its you who smells like hes lives in a sewer.
LOL
From 1600 -1700: Heavily ownage by disease and famine. Hostilities with natives ended up with the countless bodiebags for the settlers.
Time owned: 100 years of cesspool
1700 - The Anglo population in the English colonies in America reaches 250,000. This can be regarded as the starting point of which american history will begin.
These men and women will be the foundations of the new US population. The majority of which are pisspoor and left europe in search of a better life. Any life is better than that what they had in europe. These people belonged to the lowest of the lowest. In comparison to the rest of the world, these people are the most backwards of them all.
'1702 declared war on french- spanish. Ownage.
Total time: 11 years owned
1711 Tuscarora Indian War. Natives raped and killed settlers. War began against natives. North carolina got raped.
total time: 2 years being manhandled by natives.
1726 rioting breaks out. The cesspool conditions proved to be too much to bear. Seeing how these men are the lowest in the rest of the world, and thus are quite sturdy, these conditions must have been really sick for them to revolt.
total: owned 1 year
1740 more black slaves hanged. The cruelty and barbarism is obvious.
1754 war with french. Washington surrenders after being owned terrifyinly hard by a small number of french troops. Washington surrenders and retreats with his tail behind his legs. owned.
1755 second battle against french. Braddock and washington lead a numerically superior number against a small french force. Got raped and pwned by small french force. 900 french proved to much to handle for 2000+ american troops. Washington runs as fast as he could. Braddock apparently didnt run fast enough. Got mortally wounded, pwned.
War against french declared on 1756
1758 another massive defeat at the hands of the french.
1759 war with cherokees.
1762 war declared against spain.
Total time of ownage: 8 years
1763 - In May, the Ottawa Native Americans under Chief Pontiac begin all-out warfare against the British west of Niagara, destroying several British forts and conducting a siege against the British at Detroit. Massive ownage as the natives began lootin and burning and killing. Hostilities lasted a few years in which americans got heavily owned.
1763 surrenders to natives. Settlers, a term used for second brits aka "americans", are prohibited to settle near apalachian mountains
1765 - In July, the Sons of Liberty, an underground organization opposed to the Stamp Act, is formed in a number of colonial towns. Its members use violence and intimidation to eventually force all of the British stamp agents to resign and also stop many American merchants from ordering British trade goods.
1765 - August 26, a mob in Boston attacks the home of Thomas Hutchinson, Chief Justice of Massachusetts, as Hutchinson and his family narrowly escape.
The breakdown has begun.
This is will lead into a few years of intimidation by the british. Untill 1770 , when some farmers began using violence again.
1770 boston massacre. British troops killed a dozen of men without any reason. They just wanted to. Owned. English troops released after trial.
English bullies americans some more years.
1774 - May 20, The English Parliament enacts the next series of Coercive Acts, which include the Massachusetts Regulating Act and the Government Act virtually ending any self-rule by the colonists there. Instead, the English Crown and the Royal governor assume political power formerly exercised by colonists. Also enacted; the Administration of Justice Act which protects royal officials in Massachusetts from being sued in colonial courts, and the Quebec Act establishing a centralized government in Canada controlled by the Crown and English Parliament. The Quebec Act greatly upsets American colonists by extending the southern boundary of Canada into territories claimed by Massachusetts, Connecticut and Virginia. More ownage then the eye can see.
1775 - In April, Massachusetts Governor Gage is ordered to enforce the Coercive Acts and suppress "open rebellion" among the colonists by all necessary force.
1775, april 18th, At dawn on April 19 about 70 armed Massachusetts militiamen stand face to face on Lexington Green with the British advance guard. An unordered 'shot heard around the world' begins the American Revolution. A volley of British rifle fire followed by a charge with bayonets leaves eight Americans dead and ten wounded. The British regroup and head for the depot in Concord, destroying the colonists' weapons and supplies. At the North Bridge in Concord, a British platoon is attacked by militiamen, with 14 casualties. The british killed without retribution.
june 17, 1775, british takeover bunker bill. Total ownage. Americans flee for their lives leaving their weapons behind.
nov 28, 1775 congress begs for european support after getting owned by british troops. The french are willing to listen. American congress on their knees.
May 2, 1776 - The American revolutionaries get the much needed foreign support they had been hoping for. Americans cant even handle a small british force without french support. King Louis XVI of France commits one million dollars in arms and munitions. Spain then also promises support.
June-July, 1776 - A massive British war fleet arrives in New York Harbor consisting of 30 battleships with 1200 cannon, 30,000 soldiers, 10,000 sailors, and 300 supply ships, under the command of General William Howe and his brother Admiral Lord Richard Howe. The large forces scared the crap out of congress. Decision to declare independance postponed. Congress awaits with sweat running down their foreheads.
August 27-29, 1776 - Gen. Howe leads 15,000 soldiers against Washington's army in the Battle of Long Island. Washington suffers a severe defeat as his army is outflanked and scatters. The Americans retreat to Brooklyn Heights, facing possible capture by the British or even total surrender. Total ownage by the british. Washington defeated again.
sep 22, 1776, nathan hale executed. (I always wondered why he never showed up again in UP)
sep 26, 1776, americans on their knees again. Begging for french support and aid.
October 11, 1776 - A MASSIVE defeat for the American Navy on Lake Champlain at the hands of a British fleet of 87 gunships. In the 7 hour Battle of Valcour Bay most of the American flotilla of 83 gunships is crippled with the remaining ships destroyed in a second engagement two days later. Within 2 days, the entire american navy raped.
October 28, 1776 - After evacuating his main forces from Manhattan, Washington's army suffers heavy casualties in the Battle of White Plains from Gen. Howe's forces. Another defeat of washington, does this guy ever win his battles? He runs away as fast as he can. Washington then retreats westward.
November, 1776 - More victories for the British as Fort Washington on Manhattan and its precious stores of over 100 cannon, thousands of muskets and cartridges is captured by Gen. Howe. The Americans also lose Fort Lee in New Jersey to Gen. Cornwallis. Washington's army suffers 3000 casualties in the two defeats. Gen. Washington abandons the New York area and moves his forces further westward toward the Delaware River. Cornwallis now pursues him. Washington retreats again after suffering a humiliation loss. Totally pwned.
July 6, 1777 - Gen. Burgoyne's troops stun the Americans with the capture of Fort Ticonderoga on Lake Champlain. Its military supplies are greatly needed by Washington's forces. The loss of the fort is a tremendous blow to American morale. Another frikkin ownage.
September 9-11, 1777 - In the Battle of Brandywine Creek, Gen. Washington and the main American Army of 10,500 men are driven back toward Philadelphia by Gen. Howe's British troops. Extreme heavy losses. Congress then leaves Philadelphia and resettles in Lancaster, Pennsylvania. Another defeat of washington.
February 6, 1778 - American and French representatives sign two treaties in Paris: a Treaty of Amity and Commerce and a Treaty of Alliance. France now officially recognizes the United States and will soon become the major supplier of military supplies to Washington's army. Both countries pledge to fight until American independence is won, with neither country concluding any truce with Britain without the other's consent, and guarantee each other's possessions in America against all other powers. After enough begging, the french agrees to help out.
After British vessels fire on French ships, the two nations declare war. Spain will enter in 1779 as an ally of France. The following year, Britain will declare war on the Dutch who have been engaging in profitable trade with the French and Americans. In addition to the war in America, the British will have to fight in the Mediterranean, Africa, India, the West Indies, and on the high seas. All the while facing possible invasion of England itself by the French.
Apparently americans cant do things without help.
May 30, 1778 - A campaign of terror against American frontier settlements, instigated by the British, begins as 300 Iroquois Indians burn Cobleskill, New York. Many americans killed and raped.
May 10, 1779 - British troops burn Portsmouth and Norfolk, Virginia.
June 16, 1779 - Spain declares war on England
Sept. 3 - Oct. 28 - Americans suffer a major defeat while attacking the British at Savannah, Georgia. Among the 800 American and Allied casualties is Count Casimir Pulaski of Poland. British losses are only 140. damn man, another defeat.
May 6, 1780 - The British capture Fort Moultrie at Charleston, South Carolina.
May 12, 1780 - The worst American defeat of the Revolutionary War occurs as the British capture Charleston and its 5400-man garrison (the entire southern American Army) along with four ships and a military arsenal. British losses are only 225. The hardest owning so far.
August 16, 1780 - A big defeat for the Americans in South Carolina as forces under Gen. Gates are defeated by troops of Gen. Charles Cornwallis, resulting in 900 Americans killed and 1000 captured
September 28, 1781 - Gen. Washington, with a combined Allied army of 17,000 men, begins the siege of Yorktown. French cannons bombard Gen. Cornwallis and his 9000 men day and night while the Allied lines slowly advance and encircle them. British supplies run dangerously low. Thanks to the help of the french soldiers, washington makes a victory (at least he got one win). Total ownage.
October 17, 1781 - As Yorktown is about to be taken, the British send out a flag of truce. Gen. Washington and Gen. Cornwallis then work out terms of surrender.
October 19, 1781 - As their band plays the tune, "The world turned upside down," the British army marches out in formation and surrenders at Yorktown. Hopes for a British victory in the war against America are dashed. In the English Parliament, there will soon be calls to bring this long costly war to an end.
February 27, 1782 - In England, the House of Commons votes against further war in America
November 25, 1783 - Washington enters Manhattan as the last British troops leave
Total time of ownage: 1765 -1783: 18 years of massive humiliation.
WW2: japan owns pearl harbor. War with america begins. Total time of ownage: 3 years.
Korean war: massive US retreat following the chinese offense. Americans humiliated in front of everyone. Pictures of americans eating snow and shaking whil in the background fightings are heard sticks to the mind of everyone. At the height almost all of south korea reclaimed by norths. Following Chinese supply problems and famine, america made the most out of it and finally treaty signed near original line.
Total time of ownage: 5 years.
Vietnam war: the hardest ownage of american troops ever. The pictures of americans returning home in body bags are in everyones mind. Americans getting killed everyday in the jungles is a reality. America retreats and surrenders after a few years of total ownage.
total time of ownage: 1961- 1975: 14 years of heavy us humilitaion. Everytime a small country stands up against the US, they will remind the US of this period. Owned.
9-11: hard ownage when some cavemen captured some boeings and began to drive into some towers. The collapse resulted in roughly 2k deaths.
Time: 1 day
post 9-11: war on terrorism declared.
2003: war declared on Iraq.
As the initial victory of america is fading away, more and more resisting iraqis are killing americans everyday. Falluja has been abandoned and american forces retreated. Still heavy fightings have began. As day goes by, Iraq is turning more and more into a second vietnam. The ownage and humiliation is hard.
Total time owned: I will give you a break. Since this war is still going on.
So what can we conclude from this:
Total time that US has been manhadled and abused: 151 years and one day.
America total history 200 years of recorded history. I will make this into 300 years. That means more than 50% of american history, america was a cesspool and under someones command.
Damn america sucks, carbonated hick. It sucks soo much you can still smell the stench!
OH WAIT, its you who smells like hes lives in a sewer.
LOL