Bin Laden on the dangers of climate change

[SoftLion]

Jan 29, 6:52 AM (ET)

CAIRO (AP) - Al-Qaida leader Osama bin Laden has called in a new audiotape for the world to boycott American goods and the U.S. dollar, blaming the United States and other industrialized countries for global warming.
In the tape, aired in part on Al-Jazeera television Friday, bin Laden warns of the dangers of climate change and says that the way to stop it is to bring "the wheels of the American economy" to a halt.
He says the world should "stop consuming American products" and "refrain from using the dollar," according to a transcript on Al-Jazeera's Web site. The new message, whose authenticity could not immediately be confirmed, comes after a bin Laden tape released last week in which he endorsed a failed attempt to blow up an American airliner on Christmas Day.


http://apnews.myway.com/article/20100129/D9DHCO002.html

Now its obvious: If you believe in man-made climate change, you are a terrorist.

[2495]

Oh. My. Goodness.

That is totally and utterly pathetic. If any one continues to believe this inane bvllsh1t they must of had a frontal lobotomy.

[SoftLion]

Oh. My. Goodness.

That is totally and utterly pathetic. If any one continues to believe this inane bvllsh1t they must of had a frontal lobotomy.

Reported for sarcasm indicating terrorist beliefs.

[oldsoak]

Well thats the kiss of death for the greens :lol:

[Kit]

I cannot believe that this is not an Onion articlerofl

[budgie]

Sure looks like one. Great so now please when the next thread on Global Warming opens can we all act like gentlemen and not mention bin Laden?

[Nano]

Bin Laden is definitely very sly.

[muck]

That's it. I shall convince my whole neighbourhood to start their cars' engines now and leave them running till the tanks are empty.

On a more serious note, this is a really difficult situation for the leftist crowd. They're afraid of global warming, but consider Al Quaeda as a myth built up to ultimately take away their civil rights.

[Deathchant]

Ah good to see Mr Bin Laden voicing his oppinion on current affairs. Its good to know he cares about the world. I think there will be a new line in low polution bombs made for the concerned suicide bomber in the near future.

[Mr Gently Benevolent]

That's it. I shall convince my whole neighbourhood to start their cars' engines now and leave them running till the tanks are empty.

On a more serious note, this is a really difficult situation for the leftist crowd. They're afraid of global warming, but consider Al Quaeda as a myth built up to ultimately take away their civil rights.Oh man a couple more global warming speeches and thats that theory on the fringes, all we need is a Bin Laden statement supporting bank bailouts.

[Podman]

I cannot believe that this is not an Onion articlerofl

Hah.

This was posted to The Onion yesterday:

http://www.theonion.com/content/news/al_qaeda_claims_responsibility_for

I think they were responding to the fact that bin Laden took "credit" for the Christmas bomber. Stratfor has a good article titled "Taking Credit for Failure" here:

http://www.stratfor.com/weekly/20100127_taking_credit_failure

Seems like bin Laden is becoming more and more irrelevant.

[seraosha]

The humor factor of annoying my greenie friends with this little news item is too tempting to pass up.
Sorry Budgie...but I'll try and keep it in check here.

[Geezah]

Al (I invented the internet) Gore has a new buddy, yay for him............


Too funny......

[JordanN]

Bin ladin (if it's really him) is trolling in real life.

[gazell]

The joke of the year already. I am looking forward to the video from Satan himself. Otherwise, she is also worried about global warming.

http://images.google.co.uk/images?hl=en&client=firefox-a&channel=s&rls=org.mozilla:en-GB:official&q=Maria+Geronazzo&um=1&ie=UTF-8&ei=QRVjS7jbDaD40wSpiKXTBg&sa=X&oi=image_result_group&ct=title&resnum=1&ved=0CBYQsAQwAA

[Mr.K]

When will OBL endorse starbucks and Mac products?!

[cascade]

Islamafacsit and Ecofascsit united great.

[Chauncey]

Will he start using hybrids for car bombings?

[Laworkerbee]

Sure looks like one. Great so now please when the next thread on Global Warming opens can we all act like gentlemen and not mention bin Laden?

The Pandora's box has been opened.

[Dercius]

So now we can consider all those climate change prophets of doom terrorists sympathizers? good ;) The inconvenient truth is that on next tape Al Gore will probably be in the cave with Ol´Bin joining forces to save the planet LOL

[IraGlacialis]

Sure looks like one. Great so now please when the next thread on Global Warming opens can we all act like gentlemen and not mention bin Laden?
Adolf Hitler.
...
Now we have bin Laden and Nazis mentioned in a forum thread.
Missing anything?

[intelligenzija]

Oh man a couple more global warming speeches and thats that theory on the fringes, all we need is a Bin Laden statement supporting bank bailouts.

haha, exactly!!

I've heard Bin Laden is in favor of the health care reform :(

[Holmes85]

The Pandora's box has been opened.

Yep, folks will be going back to this thread for numerous quotes in the future.

[SoftLion]

Heard he's thinking about running in 2012 on an environmental/jihadi platform.

[nemowork]

Hey if he's worried about Carbon footprint all he needs to do is hand himself in and think of all those drones and bombers that wont need to fly?

[budgie]

Jesus next he'll come out against commercial whaling and really givethe anti-green crowd something to gloat about.

[avedis]

if he cares so much....he can end his jihad...war and terrorism aint green last I checked

[skyrock]

Bin Laden asks people do not eat sh1t. Guess what new-con patriots will do?

[Clockwinder]

Every time a suicide bomb explodes an iceberg melts.

[miguelencanarias]

At least he forgot to mention Al-Andalus (Spain) again. The man is obsessed with us.

[Sierra10]

Thank you Professor Bin Laden I will take that on board from the guy that thinks strapping bombs to your chest is a good idea.