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skyeye
02-05-2010, 08:00 AM
Sorry, no pics.

FROM TRUESLANT.COM: (http://trueslant.com/nealungerleider/2010/02/04/%E2%80%98the-biggest-****%E2%80%99-cant-be-saudi-ambassador/)

‘The biggest ****’ can’t be Saudi ambassador

Pakistani diplomat Miangul Akbar Zeb was recently declined accreditation as his nation’s ambassador to Saudi Arabia. The problem, it seems, is that his name is a genital reference in Arabic.

Akbar is a common Muslim name that translates to “the greatest” or “the biggest.” Zeb is a relatively common Urdu name (??) whose meaning in Arabic isn’t used in polite conversation. In other words, it’s a reference to the male genitals.

That’s right: In Arabic, Akbar Zeb is “the biggest ****.”

Previously, Zeb served as the Pakistani Ambassador to Canada, where his name presumably wasn’t much of an issue except for late night jokes at diplomatic cocktail parties.

A recent article in the Arab Times dances around the reason why Akbar Zeb’s credentials were declined (????), but run that article through Google Translate for such gems as:

There was still no statement from the GCC countries on the reason for refusing to accept the appointment (the biggest ****) ambassador to Pakistan, where … Arab Times was not able to know the reason too, but after research and investigation shows that the Pakistani diplomat (the biggest ****) is one of the biggest specialists in the Pak-US economic relations and has held an important post in successive Pakistani governments will be responsible for almost one US-Pakistan Economic Relations

But les GCC do not want (the biggest ****) and object to the appointment and refused to give his reasons

lunte
02-05-2010, 08:09 AM
Is that really his name? I take my hat of to his parents - what a great name :0)

Rakki
02-05-2010, 09:52 AM
What does it mean in Urdu? Richard?

lunte
02-05-2010, 09:59 AM
Steve..........

Hispeed1
02-05-2010, 10:39 AM
Akbar Gleipnir. Lol!!

ronnieraygun
02-05-2010, 12:37 PM
Akbar Gleipnir. Lol!!

Get back in your hole, mong. Lol!!

Panchito12
02-05-2010, 01:37 PM
What does it mean in Urdu? Richard?

Let's just say it's like Johnson

JCR
02-05-2010, 04:03 PM
In latin translation

Biggus ****us!
:)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2K8_jgiNqUc

Andreas
02-05-2010, 04:09 PM
Paging Marsuitor....

NavyTimes
02-05-2010, 04:39 PM
Hahahah. Too funny.

But I was in Barcelona last year and was astounded to see all the "Media Hora" signs, as it means "Media whores" in Norwegian. :p

JCR
02-05-2010, 05:07 PM
I once knew a guy with Huy as last name who studied in Moscow...
And yes, it is ****ounced exactly like the russian word for ****.

ggk
02-06-2010, 03:27 AM
i would be proud to bear that name

Switek
02-06-2010, 04:06 AM
We, in Poland, have a serious problem with popular Chinese name "Hui"

;)