The top reasons: soccer is stupid

[scoone]

I have just found this on the net ( btw, although I live in Spain , I hate soccer ):


Ooooooh ... "Soccer is an intelligent game."


Soccer lovers are much like religious cultists, except they don't kill themselves.


The conspiracy of non-athletic people promoting soccer.


Soccer is usurping resources that real sports should be getting.


Soccer moms.
TAKE YOUR KIDS TO A BASEBALL GAME, YOU IDIOTS!



Alexi Lalas: Looks suspiciously like Rasputin.



Marginally talented kids can dominate and then think they are great.
Play a real sport, punk.



The field is too big.



Injury time. What is this? Stop the clock you weenies.



Europeans like soccer.



Bicycles should be ridden, not kicked.



Non-American football players are scrawny little geeks.



Kicking the ball out of bounds is a strategy.



Would be more exciting if the ball was exchanged for the head of a soccer fan.



Players can't go wherever they want.



No fastbreaks. No bombs. No homeruns.



The final score: 0 - 0.



Penalty kicks to decide a winner?
Why even play at all?
Play the game until someone wins.
Why not just proclaim both teams winners?


We got arms, use them.



And then why is the goalie allowed to use his hands?


Americans liked soccer so much we invented ...
football, basketball, volleyball and baseball.



FINALLY ...


Getting hit in the head with a ball is a good thing.

http://www.velocity.net/~knmpoin2/socblow.htm

[NcDeuce]

Granted soccer isn't my favorite sport...but it isn't a bad sport. I would have played it in high school but I had baseball in the spring and football and cross country in the fall. I play soccer almost everyday here in the 90+ degree heat, I get a good cardio from it and it's pretty fun. Football is still my favorite sport, don't be such a wannabe jock and say futbol sucks. ;)

BTW, I can see the flames now! *Puts on football helmet* *Hands scoone helmet* "You're on your own!" "INCOMING!"

Edit: And you know soccer girls are hotter :D

[WolverineBlue]

Yeah, 4.5 billion people must be wrong about soccer. What a crappy game. Oh well -- back to masturbating furiously at my desk.

:bash: :bash: :bash:

[b.scheller]

:bash:

IDIOT


Americans liked soccer so much we invented ...
football, basketball, volleyball and baseball.

:bash:

Basketball was invented by a Canadian (http://www.hoophall.com/halloffamers/Naismith.htm). Get your facts straight!

[mack pl]

Soccer lovers are much like religious cultists, except they don't kill themselves.
well, sometimes they killing eachother :(



The field is too big.
haha, only for old fat players in 5th league :lol:



Europeans like soccer.
true :)



Would be more exciting if the ball was exchanged for the head of a soccer fan.
hmmm, interesting :roll: :lol:



The final score: 0 - 0.
:( yeah, it sucks :(



Penalty kicks to decide a winner?
Why even play at all?
Play the game until someone wins.
Why not just proclaim both teams winners?
:roll: its sport :roll:




And then why is the goalie allowed to use his hands?

because he is goalkeeper ;) :lol:

:cantbeli:

[Gringo]

What is this "soccer" you people refer to?

[Cactuar]

What is this "soccer" you people refer to?

Football.

[Deuterium]

The final score: 0 - 0.



Yep that's what does it for me and the fact that it is sooooooo slow and booooorrrrrring. Soccer is great in the highlight clips. I enjoy it then. I don't mind playing Soccer either. But to watch it? You gotta be kidding. It must be an American thing. We need some violence and action every minute in our sports...

[Midtown]

Soccer is a handicaps version of hockey,

-The goals are bigger because the retards cant hit a smaller goal

-Ball is bigger - see my first point

-theres no checking, no hitting? Not a real sport.

-The fans are way more violent then the players (just sad)

-have to use your feet - not coordinated enough to use a stick

-Played on grass - what the hell is this ****. Strap on some skates and stop being pussies.

-When they fight (RARLY) they kick eachother....I dont even need to comment.

-A dude named beckham is the hero, didnt he have a disney movie named after him? Double you tee eff is that ****.

and the field is way to goddamn big, thats boring as ****. Add boards btw, that whole out of bounds kicking is the gay.

With that said. Im going to go play ping pong.

No

[Gringo]

What is this "soccer" you people refer to?

Football.

I know, I was being sarcastic. Since why do americans call their football, football, when it is hardly played with a foot?

[moughoun]

What is this "soccer" you people refer to?

Football.

I know, I was being sarcastic. Since why do americans call their football, football, when it is hardly played with a foot?

I think the sarcasm flew right by that one :roll:

[Cactuar]

What is this "soccer" you people refer to?

Football.

I know, I was being sarcastic. Since why do americans call their football, football, when it is hardly played with a foot?

Yeah I suspected that, but I answered anyways. :P

Oh and we call it football just to piss everyone else off.

http://www.soccersucks.org/football_vs_soccer.gif

Don't worry, both footballs are cool sports. :)

[Operation Ivy]

I love american football woot
never really got into soccer :(


http://images.art.com/images/products/large/10053000/10053156.jpg

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The final score: 0 - 0.



Yep that's what does it for me and the fact that it is sooooooo slow and booooorrrrrring. Soccer is great in the highlight clips. I enjoy it then. I don't mind playing Soccer either. But to watch it? You gotta be kidding. It must be an American thing. We need some violence and action every minute in our sports...

I caught some baseball on TV at about 2 in the morning last night, the only time they show it. Violence and action every minute in baseball? rofl Baseball is just as bad as cricket and yet it gets massive crowds..

to watch a game of football all the way through, you have to know the teams or support a team, just like any other sport, when you don't know who you want to win it's always lame.

[hank]

The final score: 0 - 0.



Yep that's what does it for me and the fact that it is sooooooo slow and booooorrrrrring. Soccer is great in the highlight clips. I enjoy it then. I don't mind playing Soccer either. But to watch it? You gotta be kidding. It must be an American thing. We need some violence and action every minute in our sports...

I caught some baseball on TV at about 2 in the morning last night, the only time they show it. Violence and action every minute in baseball? rofl Baseball is just as bad as cricket and yet it gets massive crowds..

to watch a game of football all the way through, you have to know the teams or support a team, just like any other sport, when you don't know who you want to win it's always lame.

True and most sports, except college football for me, are always better with a beer in the stands and a hot dog or two.

hank

[RAF]

Its strange how countries that are crap at fooball (soccer) call it a crap sport. Football is the greatest sport in the world.

[scoone]

:bash:

IDIOT


Americans liked soccer so much we invented ...
football, basketball, volleyball and baseball.

:bash:

Basketball was invented by a Canadian (http://www.hoophall.com/halloffamers/Naismith.htm). Get your facts straight!

Hey I just found it and thought that it would be funny to share, there's no need to call me idiot.

[Operation Ivy]

Its strange how countries that are crap at fooball (soccer) call it a crap sport. Football is the greatest sport in the world.

Its funny how countries that are crap at football (American Football) call it a crap sport. American Football is the greastest sport in the world

[hank]

Its strange how countries that are crap at fooball (soccer) call it a crap sport. Football is the greatest sport in the world.

Not much doubt about that. From a worldwide perspective football [your version] is vastly more popular than our sports. I don't know why its not more popular in the US, but I bet that will change. More and more of my friend's children look to soccer instead of Am. football or baseball. I think its generational. The kids of Gen X will likely take your football much more seriously.

I'm not a big fan, but the US doesn't suck at football/soccer do we? I thought our national team was at least competitive. Certinaly not #1, but competitive.

hank

[NcDeuce]

The final score: 0 - 0.



Yep that's what does it for me and the fact that it is sooooooo slow and booooorrrrrring. Soccer is great in the highlight clips. I enjoy it then. I don't mind playing Soccer either. But to watch it? You gotta be kidding. It must be an American thing. We need some violence and action every minute in our sports...

I caught some baseball on TV at about 2 in the morning last night, the only time they show it. Violence and action every minute in baseball? rofl Baseball is just as bad as cricket and yet it gets massive crowds..

to watch a game of football all the way through, you have to know the teams or support a team, just like any other sport, when you don't know who you want to win it's always lame.

Baseball isn't the most intense sport to watch but it's different when you're playing. Metal cleats + shattered wooden bats? Last time I checked, soccer players cringe when someone mentions metal cleats. Take-out slides to break up a double play, collisions at home plate, "webgems"...baseball isn't for pansies!

Just ask this two-sport athlete: http://www.fantasylegends.com/BoJackson.jpg
I think his name was Bo ;)

[Cactuar]

I'm not a big fan, but the US doesn't suck at football/soccer do we? I thought our national team was at least competitive. Certinaly not #1, but competitive.


Ranked #7 in the world I think.

[RAF]

Operation Ivy Wrote
Its funny how countries that are crap at football (American Football) call it a crap sport. American Football is the greastest sport in the world

Greatest sport in the world? Your the only country that plays it, cant be that great.

Yes, USA are ranked #7, but that dont mean your the 7th best in the world, far from it.

[scoone]

I don't like soccer, but I think that here in Europe it is the most popular sport, probably that's why I don't like it, when I was a kid everybody played soccer and there were not many other sports to choose so I joined the fencing (sabre) team.

[Deuterium]

The final score: 0 - 0.



Yep that's what does it for me and the fact that it is sooooooo slow and booooorrrrrring. Soccer is great in the highlight clips. I enjoy it then. I don't mind playing Soccer either. But to watch it? You gotta be kidding. It must be an American thing. We need some violence and action every minute in our sports...

I caught some baseball on TV at about 2 in the morning last night, the only time they show it. Violence and action every minute in baseball? rofl Baseball is just as bad as cricket and yet it gets massive crowds..

to watch a game of football all the way through, you have to know the teams or support a team, just like any other sport, when you don't know who you want to win it's always lame.

DAMN YOU for pointing out this detail....

[Operation Ivy]

Operation Ivy Wrote
Its funny how countries that are crap at football (American Football) call it a crap sport. American Football is the greastest sport in the world

Greatest sport in the world? Your the only country that plays it, cant be that great.

Yes, USA are ranked #7, but that dont mean your the 7th best in the world, far from it.

in case u couldnt tell i was just saying what u said cause it just sounded so stupid, i think its the greatest sport u may not, but if i wanna play a game with real contact ill play American Football

[Deuterium]

Operation Ivy Wrote
Its funny how countries that are crap at football (American Football) call it a crap sport. American Football is the greastest sport in the world

Greatest sport in the world? Your the only country that plays it, cant be that great.

Yes, USA are ranked #7, but that dont mean your the 7th best in the world, far from it.

I guess I would argue that BASKETBALL is the only true WORLD sport. Help me out here, are there any English stars?

[hank]

I guess I would argue that BASKETBALL is the only true WORLD sport. Help me out here, are there any English stars?

No, but Kobe Bryant once had a threesome with some girls from England, so that counts I think. Consensual, of course.

hank

[Jack Mehoff]

It takes 2 hours to score a point in soccer and that doesn't sound good on a date.

[WolverineBlue]

Operation Ivy Wrote
Its funny how countries that are crap at football (American Football) call it a crap sport. American Football is the greastest sport in the world

Greatest sport in the world? Your the only country that plays it, cant be that great.

Yes, USA are ranked #7, but that dont mean your the 7th best in the world, far from it.

I think it does mean we're seventh best in the world. We made it to the quarterfinals of the World Cup (top eight), and we consistently beat our biggest rival, Mexico, who's ranked sixth. I can't wait for the US to whoop England's butt -- your team is a complete mess as long as Beckham is on it, much less being the captain. And your best goalkeeper is "Calamity" James? rofl rofl He would be the fifth stringer on the US team.

[Midtown]

It takes 2 hours to score a point in soccer and that doesn't sound good on a date.

VALID POINT. go usa.

[Jack Mehoff]

Operation Ivy Wrote
Its funny how countries that are crap at football (American Football) call it a crap sport. American Football is the greastest sport in the world

Greatest sport in the world? Your the only country that plays it, cant be that great.

Yes, USA are ranked #7, but that dont mean your the 7th best in the world, far from it.


http://www.ussoccer.com/news/fullstory.sps?iNewsid=60575&itype=113&iCategoryID=0

http://upload.serverseed.com/pictars3/catch%20lightning%20in%20bottle-wtf.jpg

[WolverineBlue]

Jack's link is outdated. According to FIFA, the US is ranked number 7, while England is 8.

http://fifa.com/en/mens/statistics/index.html

[gaz]

World rankings of this kind don't mean ****. In a ranking similar to this one the English rugby team is second in the world despite having lost their last four games, how the f*ck does that work?

[Vance]

:bash:

IDIOT


Americans liked soccer so much we invented ...
football, basketball, volleyball and baseball.

:bash:

Basketball was invented by a Canadian (http://www.hoophall.com/halloffamers/Naismith.htm). Get your facts straight!
Yeah but he lived in the US and it wasn't invented in Canada, so it was invented by a Canadian-AMERICAN, get your facts straight ;)

[Cactuar]

:bash:

IDIOT


Americans liked soccer so much we invented ...
football, basketball, volleyball and baseball.

:bash:

Basketball was invented by a Canadian (http://www.hoophall.com/halloffamers/Naismith.htm). Get your facts straight!
Yeah but he lived in the US and it wasn't invented in Canada, so it was invented by a Canadian-AMERICAN, get your facts straight ;)

Can there be such a thing? American-Canadian, Canadian-American. lol ;)

[scoone]

Jack's link is outdated. According to FIFA, the US is ranked number 7, while England is 8.

http://fifa.com/en/mens/statistics/index.html

The ranking is absolutely wrong, England is one of the best teams ever, and Is Portugal worst than the USA?

[Ratamacue]

The US probably shouldn't be #7, but we're no pushover anymore.

[WolverineBlue]

World rankings of this kind don't mean ****. In a ranking similar to this one the English rugby team is second in the world despite having lost their last four games, how the f*ck does that work?

Maybe because the rankings lend more weight to "big" matches than to friendlies? You guys won the RWC, remember?

And yeah, I think the US is better than Portugal. I think Greece is better than all the rest of Europe too.

[Midtown]

arguing about soccer is like wacking off and not cumming. waste of time

[Herrmannek]

on the first class match in Higshool I shot three suicide goals, form that day I don't play team games..esspecialy I had to ran from my class mates for week after :)

[memphiz]

Hockey is better

[Herrmannek]

Hockey is better

Is it possible to shot suicide goal?

[RAF]

WolverineBlue,

How are the USA gonna whoop Englands butt? You cant even beat Iran (s******).

[Operation Ivy]

WolverineBlue,

How are the USA gonna whoop Englands butt? You cant even beat Iran (s******).

omg :roll:

[ronin2172]

Soccer is a handicaps version of hockey,

-The goals are bigger because the retards cant hit a smaller goal

-Ball is bigger - see my first point

-theres no checking, no hitting? Not a real sport.

-The fans are way more violent then the players (just sad)

-have to use your feet - not coordinated enough to use a stick

-Played on grass - what the hell is this ****. Strap on some skates and stop being pussies.

-When they fight (RARLY) they kick eachother....I dont even need to comment.

-A dude named beckham is the hero, didnt he have a disney movie named after him? Double you tee eff is that ****.

and the field is way to goddamn big, thats boring as ****. Add boards btw, that whole out of bounds kicking is the gay.

With that said. Im going to go play ping pong.

No
hmmmm.....

-well try shooting at a soccer goal when someone is trying to stop u...it's not easy.

-no comment that's just stupid...

-tell that to paul ince, during a WC qualifying game he recieved a huge gash curtosey of an elbow . He slapped a bandage on it and played the full 90 mins, his white jersey was practically red from the bleeding. How he didn't faint from blood loss i'll never know...long live the guvnor! Also look up the video of Henrik Larsson breaking his leg.....

-try running at full speed with a ball at your feet....then try to dribble past a defender.... try executiing a succcessful bicycle kick without breaking your neck.....download the video for Pele's goal against sweden in 1958.....'nuff said about coordination.

-no comment necessary

-true they rarely fight, but why should they?

-i think your jealous a soccer player is more famous than any hockey player....

-boring...it can hardly be considered a major sport anymore...the XFL got better ratings than hockey in it's short and sorry existence.... And most hockey experts are crying that the current way the game is played is killing the game and the skill level has dropped tremendously...sounds like a lot of people find hockey boring to me

[Midtown]

Soccer is a handicaps version of hockey,

-The goals are bigger because the retards cant hit a smaller goal

-Ball is bigger - see my first point

-theres no checking, no hitting? Not a real sport.

-The fans are way more violent then the players (just sad)

-have to use your feet - not coordinated enough to use a stick

-Played on grass - what the hell is this ****. Strap on some skates and stop being pussies.

-When they fight (RARLY) they kick eachother....I dont even need to comment.

-A dude named beckham is the hero, didnt he have a disney movie named after him? Double you tee eff is that ****.

and the field is way to goddamn big, thats boring as ****. Add boards btw, that whole out of bounds kicking is the gay.

With that said. Im going to go play ping pong.

No
hmmmm.....

-well try shooting at a soccer goal when someone is trying to stop u...it's not easy.

-no comment that's just stupid...

-tell that to paul ince, during a WC qualifying game he recieved a huge gash curtosey of an elbow . He slapped a bandage on it and played the full 90 mins, his white jersey was practically red from the bleeding. How he didn't faint from blood loss i'll never know...long live the guvnor! Also look up the video of Henrik Larsson breaking his leg.....

-try running at full speed with a ball at your feet....then try to dribble past a defender.... try executiing a succcessful bicycle kick without breaking your neck.....download the video for Pele's goal against sweden in 1958.....'nuff said about coordination.

-no comment necessary

-true they rarely fight, but why should they?

-i think your jealous a soccer player is more famous than any hockey player....

-boring...it can hardly be considered a major sport anymore...the XFL got better ratings than hockey in it's short and sorry existence.... And most hockey experts are crying that the current way the game is played is killing the game and the skill level has dropped tremendously...sounds like a lot of people find hockey boring to me

Wayne gretzky is more popular then beckham for one.
has a soccer player ever died from an injury from the game? Hockey has, so dont try to pull that (bill masterson)
the XFL got better ratings in AMERICA. Look at the canadian stats.

"-try running at full speed with a ball at your feet....then try to dribble past a defender.... try executiing a succcessful bicycle kick without breaking your neck.....download the video for Pele's goal against sweden in 1958.....'nuff said about coordination."

You take a open ice check with your head down at full speed. I would love to see you get up.

or try playing lacrosse. or even rugby, I dont like rugby, but i respect the players. ballsy sons of bitches. I really dont respect non contact sports.

[ibstolidude]

it appears many may be unaware that secretly Ninjas play soccer:

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/38503000/jpg/_38503137_cantona238.jpg

[CannibalSquirel]

Hockey???

God Damm it, that´s supost to be a sport?

Soccer all along!

PS
Skydiving rulez... :P

[memphiz]

Hockey is better

Is it possible to shot suicide goal?
Yes...

[ronin2172]

gretzky WAS more popular before beckham was even out of high school. Nowadays...no. Has he had a movie named after him? No...has he a 100 million dollar contract with adidas no...does he have millions of people around the world wearing his jeresy nowadays...no. And besides a soccer player pele is (other than Ali) the most famous athelete on the planet. Hell he supported an entire league on his own (NASL) 80,000 people packed giants stadium regularly just to see him play. Could gretsky ever do that?

but america is where it counts for hockey...there r more american franchises than canadian...the players insit on getting paid in US dollars....so that just reinforces my point. The NHL practically begged ABC and ESPN to broadcast games

I never said hockey players r not skilled...soccer players have just as much skill...

non contact sport...lol, try getting fouled and having your knee ligaments snapped....roberto donadoni almost died when he was hit so hard he swallowed his tongue....

[PCarola]

I played football and football..the only bad part was the loss/gain of weight (mass) that had to be achieved for each sport. I had to gain mass to play American football and lose mass for footie..Definitely an ass kicker, ah but so much fun!

[Upfrontreporting]

Deuterium wrote:


Yep that's what does it for me and the fact that it is sooooooo slow and booooorrrrrring. Soccer is great in the highlight clips. I enjoy it then. I don't mind playing Soccer either. But to watch it? You gotta be kidding. It must be an American thing. We need some violence and action every minute in our


Ah..well soccer is a fine spectator sport, you get 90+ minutes to guzzle down beer and yell obsenities after which ever player you wish and after that you leave the stadium, refreshed and sane :lol:



regards
upfrontreporting

[Operation Ivy]

Deuterium wrote:


Yep that's what does it for me and the fact that it is sooooooo slow and booooorrrrrring. Soccer is great in the highlight clips. I enjoy it then. I don't mind playing Soccer either. But to watch it? You gotta be kidding. It must be an American thing. We need some violence and action every minute in our


Ah..well soccer is a fine spectator sport, you get 90+ minutes to guzzle down beer and yell obsenities after which ever player you wish and after that you leave the stadium, refreshed and sane :lol:


Sounds just like American Football excpet it last 3-4 hours woot


regards
upfrontreporting

[memphiz]

gretzky WAS more popular before beckham was even out of high school. Nowadays...no. Has he had a movie named after him? No...has he a 100 million dollar contract with adidas no...does he have millions of people around the world wearing his jeresy nowadays...no. And besides a soccer player pele is (other than Ali) the most famous athelete on the planet. Hell he supported am entire league on his own (NASL) 80,000 people packed giants stadium regularly just to see him play. Could gretsky ever do that?

but america is where it counts for hockey...there r more americam franchises than canadian...the players insit on getting pain in US dollars....so that just reinforces my point. The NHL practically begged ABC and ESPN to broadcast games

I never said hockey players r not skilled...soccer players have just as much skill...

non contact sport...lol, try getting fouled and having your knee ligaments snapped....roberto donadoni almost died when he was hit so hard he swallowed his tongue....
Because in the states they're obsessed with football and it hogs all the stations. Its more popular than hockey there.
You can not say soccer is a more skilled sport that hockey, and I dont fell like arguing over that right now.

[Upfrontreporting]

Operation Ivy wrote:


Sounds just like American Football excpet it last 3-4 hours



Can I come to the US and play :D



regards

[ronin2172]

i never said they were more skilled....i said they have just as much skill...as a hockey player... he said that soccer players have no skill, or co-ordination...reread what i typed...

[Operation Ivy]

Operation Ivy wrote:


Sounds just like American Football excpet it last 3-4 hours



Can I come to the US and play :D



regards

Sure,just make sure u root for the best team which is the Baltimore Ravens woot ......god i love sunday during the football season woot

[gaz]

-tell that to paul ince, during a WC qualifying game he recieved a huge gash curtosey of an elbow . He slapped a bandage on it and played the full 90 mins, his white jersey was practically red from the bleeding. How he didn't faint from blood loss i'll never know...long live the guvnor! Also look up the video of Henrik Larsson breaking his leg.....

Ince had nothing on Terry Butcher during an England / Sweden match in (I think) 1989. The look in his eyes really completes the picture as well.

http://www.soccernet.com/images/england/national/butcher_dc150x200.jpg

[Fargin]

I like kicking balls.

[molly747]

I played soccer for 10 years. Futbol rules.

[ShotOver]

Yeah, i play rugby union, soccor is alrite on the beach. So is American football.

But i cant stand watching soccor, totally boring.

[Andyman]

How cn anyone knock up soccer. I've played for years and seen some terrible injuries cause its not a sport for the weak. It's violent however not to the stupidity of just getting to knock the **** out of your opponent to prevent him from scoring you actually have to be skillful at defense. Soccer requires more endurance than any other team sport cause the field is exponentially bigger than any other sports turf. If u think soccer players are pussies well then stop watching Italian soccer thats all i have to say watch bundesliger (German) or English Premier they are both great leagues. Oh and **** you to anyone who doesnt like soccer (football) you simply dont have the knackers to play it so dont hate what u cant comprehend retards. :slap: :-*$ :fork:

Soccer is recognized world wide as the most loved sport on the planet, the fans speak for themselves.

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[ShotOver]

Thats chicks in soccor uniforms, the actual game sucks arse.
You want a mans sport? play rugby.

[digrar]

Aussie rules football, the greatest sport in the world, nothing compares for a combination of speed, strength, skill and endurance woot .
Soccer/football would be great if they scored 15 or 20 goals a match, had no offside, could put a hard tackle or shirtfront on an oponent, didn't celebrate every goal with the shirt over the head or completely off thing and if our best athletes didn't play aussie rules and rugby league so we could be competitive on the world stage.


http://www.sydneysportstours.com/images/cara00-6_aussie_rules.jpg

http://ursu.uregina.ca/~carillon/99.04.01/sports/aussie.jpg

http://www.pmichapters-australia.org.au/melbourne/newsletters/aug99image10.gif

http://www.insidehockey.com/photos/aussieball2.jpg

http://espn.go.com/media/pg2/2001/0501/photo/s_clarke_i.jpg

http://carltonfc.com.au/cp2/c2/webi/image/011469ae.nor

http://carltonfc.com.au/cp2/c2/webi/image/011477ax.mar

http://westcoasteagles.com.au/cp2/c2/webi/image/011904ao.jpg

http://westcoasteagles.com.au/cp2/c2/webi/image/010914ai.jpg

http://westcoasteagles.com.au/cp2/c2/webi/image/010912as.jpg

[Herrmannek]

Consider them not naked:
http://www.mkarts.com/albums/bodyart/WORLD_CUP_BODY_PAINT.jpg
http://www.mkarts.com/albums/bodyart/BODY_PAINT.jpg
http://www.mkarts.com/albums/bodyart/IM000464.jpg
http://www.mkarts.com/albums/bodyart/IM000463.jpg

[Operation Ivy]

you actually have to be skillful at defense

and you dont have to be in any other sport?

[Herrmannek]

you actually have to be skillful at defense

and you dont have to be in any other sport?

Shooting, darts, biathlon, cykling....

[FozzieBear]

ok simple as this coming from an englishman rugby and football are both great sports baseball and cricket are **** maerican football is ok but isnt anything on rugby aussie rules is plain **** its just boring they score about 200 goals the best sport in the world in polo :) lol

[NcDeuce]

Edit: And you know soccer girls are hotter :D


Consider them not naked:
http://www.mkarts.com/albums/bodyart/WORLD_CUP_BODY_PAINT.jpg
http://www.mkarts.com/albums/bodyart/BODY_PAINT.jpg
http://www.mkarts.com/albums/bodyart/IM000464.jpg
http://www.mkarts.com/albums/bodyart/IM000463.jpg

^ Hehe, word :D

[gaz]

ok simple as this coming from an englishman rugby and football are both great sports baseball and cricket are **** maerican football is ok but isnt anything on rugby aussie rules is plain **** its just boring they score about 200 goals the best sport in the world in polo :) lol

Please invest in some punctuation keys for your keyboard.

[RAF]

Yeh Operation Ivy, OMG :roll: indeedy :oops:

[Operation Ivy]

haha u were actually serious about that statemet wow


How are the USA gonna whoop Englands butt? You cant even beat Iran (s******).

and u got me there herrmannek p-)

[Ria]

:cantbeli:

Those are terrible reasons, no offence scoone. I could name several silly things about each sport; it's so pointless to argue about it. To each his own.

oh and, yay for futebol! ;)

[CannibalSquirel]

:cantbeli:

Those are terrible reasons, no offence scoone. I could name several silly things about each sport; it's so pointless to argue about it. To each his own.

oh and, yay for futebol! ;)

Well said! :hug:

[Ria]

:cantbeli:

Those are terrible reasons, no offence scoone. I could name several silly things about each sport; it's so pointless to argue about it. To each his own.

oh and, yay for futebol! ;)

Well said! :hug:

Obrigado Ricardo :D :hug: :hug:

[Ratamacue]

ok simple as this coming from an englishman rugby and football are both great sports baseball and cricket are **** maerican football is ok but isnt anything on rugby aussie rules is plain **** its just boring they score about 200 goals the best sport in the world in polo :) lol
What?

[WolverineBlue]

ok simple as this coming from an englishman rugby and football are both great sports baseball and cricket are **** maerican football is ok but isnt anything on rugby aussie rules is plain **** its just boring they score about 200 goals the best sport in the world in polo :) lol
What?

Early signs of schizophrenia, my boy ;)

[FozzieBear]

i dont use punctuation.... live with it.. prick

[WolverineBlue]

i dont use punctuation.... live with it.. prick

Then don't act like such a punk when people who [attempt to correctly] use punctuation wonder if you're truly a rambling idiot.

[Fintin]

my beef with soccer....the female fans wear too much clothing...

[FozzieBear]

lol but i am a rambling idiot! but considering i'm 14 and i have never been to school in my life not being able to use punctuation isnt exactly a massive thing

[WolverineBlue]

lol but i am a rambling idiot! but considering i'm 14 and i have never been to school in my life not being able to use punctuation isnt exactly a massive thing

LOL -- OK, then you're off the hook. As long as you don't support Chelsea, you're alright in my book.

[FozzieBear]

crystal palace mate :) promoted to the premiership for the first time in my life :D

[Fintin]

lol but i am a rambling idiot! but considering i'm 14 and i have never been to school in my life not being able to use punctuation isnt exactly a massive thing

you have never been to school?...are you kidding me?...im not trying to be offensive..but thats kinda crazy

[FozzieBear]

yep i agree lol i think i'm gonna join the airforce MP when i'm 18 though

[WolverineBlue]

crystal palace mate :) promoted to the premiership for the first time in my life :D

Palace got promoted in 97 and 94 -- promptly relegated after their first year in the Premiership each time. Damn Eric Cantona and his karate kick!

[Fintin]

damnit...im going to hate soccer till i see some more paint...

[FozzieBear]

hmm i dont remember that... oh well lol

[Aussie E]

No soccer is not a stupid sport. It gave birth to RUGBY (God's gift to sports).
I personally am not a fan, but any sport that has the following of soccer can't be stupid. Now soccer holigans, that a different matter!
I like that after a soccer fight all the participants are hopping around on one leg holding their other shin from where the other guythey were fighting kicked them.

[molly747]

Wayne gretzky is more popular then beckham for one.

rofl rofl rofl
Oh, that was a good laugh. And I'd like to be the King of Australia, but seriously...