Seoulstriker
07-21-2004, 03:34 PM
http://www.sudhian.com/news/index.cfm#6
In other news, Gabe Newell announced today that Half-Life 2 WOULD be going gold, but a thief broke in the Pinto conveying the master CD over to publishing. As a result the entire game will have to be re-coded from scratch. Thanks to budget limitations and the death of Sierra On-Line, only six retarded chimpanzees, one Kentuckian, and a llama are available for the recode, but industry analysts are confident gamers won't notice.
L. O. L.
In other news, Gabe Newell announced today that Half-Life 2 WOULD be going gold, but a thief broke in the Pinto conveying the master CD over to publishing. As a result the entire game will have to be re-coded from scratch. Thanks to budget limitations and the death of Sierra On-Line, only six retarded chimpanzees, one Kentuckian, and a llama are available for the recode, but industry analysts are confident gamers won't notice.
L. O. L.