Who Wants to Marry Farmgirl?

[farmgirl]

I've had an epiphany..... in the tradition of TV shows like....

"Who Wants to Marry a Millionaire?" and "Who Wants to Marry My Dad?"

I propose a new thread.... "Who Wants to Marry Farmgirl?"

I haven't had the best of luck with my love life lately... but some of you must have hot dads that you want to fix me up with....

get out there and find me a man! ;)



*All offers considered*

[FallenAngel]

I'm a tad young for you Farmgirl (I know you don't look at day over 26, but I prefer younger women ;) )

However, if you're daughter is looking for a good guy and is willing to re-locate to Orange County California....PM me ;)

[California Joe]

Stupid lack of permission slip.

*looking off in the distance while single tear rolls down cheek highlighted by the glow of the sun setting at dusk*

[farmgirl]

I'm a tad young for you Farmgirl (I know you don't look at day over 26, but I prefer younger women ;) )

However, if you're daughter is looking for a good guy and is willing to re-locate to Orange County California....PM me ;)


helloooooo that's why I said the following....


but some of you must have hot dads that you want to fix me up with....



:D... my daughter is only 16... she's not moving anywhere with a man for quite some time! Besides... I've promised her hand to Rat.... just her hand!

[mocking_loudly_died]

Why aren't you bums on MSN anymore?

[farmgirl]

Stupid lack of permission slip.

*looking off in the distance while single tear rolls down cheek highlighted by the glow of the sun setting at dusk*


awww, CJ... :hug:
Who says real men don't cry?

[He219]

I've promised her hand to Rat.... just her hand!
eeeeeeeew
:|

[farmgirl]

Why aren't you bums on MSN anymore?


just haven't been around much, sugar.... I'll be on later....

now back on topic... do you have a man for me or not?

[Rilence]

you guys really are obssessed with farmgirl huh?

[Jack Mehoff]

My dad is too old, but i'm all yours baby. ;)

[FallenAngel]

I'm a tad young for you Farmgirl (I know you don't look at day over 26, but I prefer younger women ;) )

However, if you're daughter is looking for a good guy and is willing to re-locate to Orange County California....PM me ;)


helloooooo that's why I said the following....


but some of you must have hot dads that you want to fix me up with....


Sorry, my dad's taken.




:D... my daughter is only 16... she's not moving anywhere with a man for quite some time! Besides... I've promised her hand to Rat.... just her hand!

That's fine. I got dibs on the rest of her the day she turns 18 :lol:

[farmgirl]

you guys really are obssessed with farmgirl huh?


for all the good it's doing me.... ;)

[FallenAngel]

My dad is too old, but i'm all yours baby. ;)

Jack...how many times do we have to remind you that you're married? :D

[Long Trang]

sure if you really wanted to come here to arizona. Hey your daughters 16, me 17 ehehe what ya think.

[Jack Mehoff]

Married? What's that? Sorry, never heard of it.

[Long Trang]

I forgot he's engaged :roll: , wanna fight for him? you can have him be my guest.

[FallenAngel]

Married? What's that? Sorry, never heard of it.

Oh, that's right, you live in Utah. Having more than one woman is a good thing there. ;)

[farmgirl]

I forgot he's engaged :roll: , wanna fight for him? you can have him be my guest.


no... see... I don't fight for men... they fight for me....
(well in theory anyway.... ) :D

[MEGR]

My dad's currently on his third wife.

[memphiz]

*cough*

[Long Trang]

I forgot he's engaged :roll: , wanna fight for him? you can have him be my guest.


no... see... I don't fight for men... they fight for me....
(well in theory anyway.... ) :D

Things can change :lol: . The one hes engaged to is ok she lives in New England right now come back out here August, u got time. Hes not getting married till like next summer.

[Romulus]

*All offers considered*

You, My wife, and I can move to Utah and become mormans?


;) p-)

[Jack Mehoff]

Hey now, we don't have polygamists running amuck here in Utah. I live here all my life and I still don't know any polygamists.

Now let's talk about the inbreeding problems in the South, eh? :D

[Seoulstriker]

I've promised her hand to Rat.... just her hand!
eeeeeeeew
:|

:lol:

[Jack Mehoff]

I've promised her hand to Rat.... just her hand!
eeeeeeeew
:|

:lol:

http://www.ratspacnw.org/images/rat.jpg

[Romulus]

Hey now, we don't have polygamists running amuck here in Utah. I live here all my life and I still don't know any polygamists.

Now let's talk about the inbreeding problems in the South, eh? :D

Inbreeding ? West Virginia ....err the south? Both in the same sentence? Proposterous!

[Ratamacue]

:D... my daughter is only 16... she's not moving anywhere with a man for quite some time! Besides... I've promised her hand to Rat.... just her hand!
Damn straight. I even shaved my head today after I realized that my hair was turning into dreadlocks. I'm perfectly suitable for farmgirl's dear daughter.

Anyway, on topic, I'm afraid I don't know anyone for you, unless you'd like to chill with a 50 year old fat man also known as my father... ;)

[Seoulstriker]

Farmgirl, is your daughter interested in marrying a physician? ;)

[Fintin]

i got some friends who might be in the running...

...as for your daughter...my ass is alot firmer then rats ;) and im more then willing to wait

[Innoxx]

Can I have your shoes, Farmgirl?

[farmgirl]

Apparently there was some confusion as to the topic of this thread.... it was not who wants to marry farmgirl's daughter.... but who wants to marry farmgirl. Helllloooooo.... we have work to do....
;)

[Fintin]

Apparently there was some confusion as to the topic of this thread.... it was not who wants to marry farmgirl's daughter.... but who wants to marry farmgirl. Helllloooooo.... we have work to do....
;)

what are the age ranges i am working with here...i got quite a few friends from ages 25-70...

[farmgirl]

Can I have your shoes, Farmgirl?


My shoes?

[Innoxx]

A woman of your poise surely has some nice footwear.

[Fintin]

A woman of your poise surely has some nice footwear.

marry..not stalk...

[anonymous individual]

Do you have a fetish for shoes? ;)

As for the topic, I have been waiting for this for ages now. Finally, there is my chance to marry Farmgirl.

*me rushes to be on the Queen Eyes for the Straight Guy*

[Jack Mehoff]

Can I have farmgirl AND her daughter (when she's of age)?

Jerry Jerry Jerry!!

[farmgirl]

Apparently there was some confusion as to the topic of this thread.... it was not who wants to marry farmgirl's daughter.... but who wants to marry farmgirl. Helllloooooo.... we have work to do....
;)

what are the age ranges i am working with here...i got quite a few friends from ages 25-70...


hmmmm
Probably between 30 and say.... 54.... ;) (Tane's 54... right?)

The candidate should be....
smart...
funny...
not hideous...
appreciative of my queenly status...
employed.....(or no longer in need of employment)


does that help?

[Seoulstriker]

Farmgirl, I could hook you up with a non-invasive cardiologist age 36. He is hilarious. He makes around $350,000 a year. He's not bad looking at all.

[Fintin]

Apparently there was some confusion as to the topic of this thread.... it was not who wants to marry farmgirl's daughter.... but who wants to marry farmgirl. Helllloooooo.... we have work to do....
;)

what are the age ranges i am working with here...i got quite a few friends from ages 25-70...


hmmmm
Probably between 30 and say.... 54.... ;) (Tane's 54... right?)

The candidate should be....
smart...
funny...
not hideous...
appreciative of my queenly status...
employed.....(or no longer in need of employment)


does that help?

ok...but on those shows..theres a prize....what do we get...your daughter

[farmgirl]

Farmgirl, I could hook you up with a non-invasive cardiologist age 36. He is hilarious. He makes around $350,000 a year. He's not bad looking at all.


what's his story? ever been married? straight?
any strange habits of which I should be aware?
Hey... you're in Illinois.... that's not too far from me.... keep talking.... ;)

[hank]

Farmgirl, I could hook you up with a non-invasive cardiologist age 36. He is hilarious. He makes around $350,000 a year. He's not bad looking at all.

Seuol, give Farmgirl some more details cuz she doesn't want to waste any time if its not goingto work out.

Boxer/briefs?
Good kisser?
Romantic lover or likes it rough?
Any other important skills?

NOTE: this post in no way is meant to imply that FG would engage in any of theses activities with said non-invasive cardiologist. Its sole purpose is a good-natured joke at my buddy Seoul's expense made wit hlove and an expectation of retribution.

hank

[farmgirl]

Apparently there was some confusion as to the topic of this thread.... it was not who wants to marry farmgirl's daughter.... but who wants to marry farmgirl. Helllloooooo.... we have work to do....
;)

what are the age ranges i am working with here...i got quite a few friends from ages 25-70...


hmmmm
Probably between 30 and say.... 54.... ;) (Tane's 54... right?)

The candidate should be....
smart...
funny...
not hideous...
appreciative of my queenly status...
employed.....(or no longer in need of employment)


does that help?

ok...but on those shows..theres a prize....what do we get...your daughter


Your prize would be knowing that you made some man very happy.... ;)
(and I might throw my daughter in as well.... )

[Seoulstriker]

Farmgirl, I could hook you up with a non-invasive cardiologist age 36. He is hilarious. He makes around $350,000 a year. He's not bad looking at all.

Seuol, give Farmgirl some more details cuz she doesn't want to waste any time if its not goingto work out.

Boxer/briefs?
Good kisser?
Romantic lover or likes it rough?
Any other important skills?

NOTE: this post in no way is meant to imply that FG would engage in any of theses activities with said non-invasive cardiologist. Its sole purpose is a good-natured joke at my buddy Seoul's expense made wit hlove and an expectation of retribution.

hank

hahaha.

Strange habits? He has quite a lisp. He has some really stylish clothes. He's never been married, but I'm not sure now. :P


(BTW, farmgirl, aren't you already married?)



No, seriously Farmgirl, there are plenty of physicians out there looking for partners. It's a little secret that physicians don't and can't really get married until they're 30-34 for education reasons. They usually have a fiance, though.

(Farmgirl, are you serious, BTW?)

[Vance]

He has quite a lisp. He has some really stylish clothes. He's never been married
:cantbeli:

[hank]

Strange habits? He has quite a lisp. He has some really stylish clothes. He's never been married, but I'm not sure now. :P

(BTW, farmgirl, aren't you already married?)

No, seriously Farmgirl, there are plenty of physicians out there looking for partners. It's a little secret that physicians don't and can't really get married until they're 30-34 for education reasons. They usually have a fiance, though.

(Farmgirl, are you serious, BTW?)

Yeah, but when you kiss him, does he use too much tongue? Does he know how to make you tingly in the happy place?

Remember my earlier note. It is effective until revoked. ;)

hank

[Fintin]

one of my neighbors is single...auto exec...two kids...under ten..resently devorced...

[farmgirl]

Farmgirl, I could hook you up with a non-invasive cardiologist age 36. He is hilarious. He makes around $350,000 a year. He's not bad looking at all.

Seuol, give Farmgirl some more details cuz she doesn't want to waste any time if its not goingto work out.

Boxer/briefs?
Good kisser?
Romantic lover or likes it rough?
Any other important skills?

NOTE: this post in no way is meant to imply that FG would engage in any of theses activities with said non-invasive cardiologist. Its sole purpose is a good-natured joke at my buddy Seoul's expense made wit hlove and an expectation of retribution.

hank

hahaha.

Strange habits? He has quite a lisp. He has some really stylish clothes. He's never been married, but I'm not sure now. :P


(BTW, farmgirl, aren't you already married?)



No, seriously Farmgirl, there are plenty of physicians out there looking for partners. It's a little secret that physicians don't and can't really get married until they're 30-34 for education reasons. They usually have a fiance, though.

(Farmgirl, are you serious, BTW?)


seoul.... serious as a heart attack.... (ha ha... just a little health related humor there....)
I am not married. I was married for 13 years. I have been widowed for just about 3.5 years.

I saw an ad for "who wants to marry my dad" today, and the thought of posting a thread for "who wants to marry farmgirl" made me laugh. However... if one of you finds a suitable candidate........ :D

[hank]

one of my neighbors is single...auto exec...two kids...under ten..resently devorced...

Same question for you Fintin as for Seoulstriker.

If you offer up any suggestions then we need details. ;)

hank

[Fintin]

one of my neighbors is single...auto exec...two kids...under ten..resently devorced...

Same question for you Fintin as for Seoulstriker.

If you offer up any suggestions then we need details. ;)

hank


he doesnt kiss on the first date...i might be cutting his fence down later this summer...i could find out more then...



oh and by the way comando

[Seoulstriker]

Yeah, but when you kiss him, does he use too much tongue? Does he know how to make you tingly in the happy place?

Remember my earlier note. It is effective until revoked. ;)

hank

:lol:

He has a great tongue ring.



:fork:


:lol:

Ewwwww. I'm sure Farmgirl would enjoy trying to "convert" him so to speak. ;)


Let me start over:





Yeah, but when you kiss him, does he use too much tongue? Does he know how to make you tingly in the happy place?

Remember my earlier note. It is effective until revoked. ;)

hank

Your mom should know the answer to that one. :P









(damn, I don't know what it is, but I feel a bit dizzy right now. Too much hard work in the sun, I would assume.)

[farmgirl]

for future reference.... my representative.... aka Hank... will screen all applicants. Please answer all questions posed by said representative as fully as possible. (pictures are also helpful)

[Seoulstriker]

I see that you are actually serious about this, Farmgirl. I don't know if I would actually "set up" two people especially considering my age and how I'm not really "buddies" with a large number of phyisicians.

But like I said before. If you hang out with the medical community, you'll be sure to find a large number of them unmarried and uncommitted otherwise. It's the nature of the game. You'd have better chances there than elsewhere because of their education timeline.


woot

[hank]

for future reference.... my representative.... aka Hank... will screen all applicants. Please answer all questions posed by said representative as fully as possible. (pictures are also helpful)

Very reasonable rates. I'll send the form contracts for your review and begin the application process.

By the way, I still have not received those Lance livestrong wristbands. I'll keep you posted.

I did not know you were a widow. Sorry to hear that. I'll keep my eyes peeled here in the sunny south!

hank

[farmgirl]

for future reference.... my representative.... aka Hank... will screen all applicants. Please answer all questions posed by said representative as fully as possible. (pictures are also helpful)

Very reasonable rates. I'll send the form contracts for your review and begin the application process.

By the way, I still have not received those Lance livestrong wristbands. I'll keep you posted.

I did not know you were a widow. Sorry to hear that. I'll keep my eyes peeled here in the sunny south!

hank

Thanks hank... it's nice to have a "personal attorney" ;) I am hoping that you're not using your new avatar as a photo on your business cards... that could detract from business....

[hank]

So you're saying its a bad idea? I thought it highlighted my "goofy" side so that my prospective clients wouldn't think I was all stuffy and all.

I'll switch it out cuz I miss seeing Fletcher as my avatar.

hank

[farmgirl]

So you're saying its a bad idea? I thought it highlighted my "goofy" side so that my prospective clients wouldn't think I was all stuffy and all.

I'll switch it out cuz I miss seeing Fletcher as my avatar.

hank

rofl Well... you're right... they wouldn't see you as "stuffy" ;)

I was thinking of a new avatar myself.... but I think Lucille just says "farmgirl"

[hank]

So you're saying its a bad idea? I thought it highlighted my "goofy" side so that my prospective clients wouldn't think I was all stuffy and all.

I'll switch it out cuz I miss seeing Fletcher as my avatar.

hank

rofl Well... you're right... they wouldn't see you as "stuffy" ;)

I was thinking of a new avatar myself.... but I think Lucille just says "farmgirl"

DO NOT REMOVE LUCILLE, I say again DO NOT REMOVE LUCILLE!

I won't keep Ali G long, but it makes me laugh!

hank

[Flagg]

"I'm your huckleberry...."

Too bad I landed in another mantrap FG.

I'd fight dirty for you, broken liquor bottles and all ;)

[hank]

"I'm your huckleberry...."

Too bad I landed in another mantrap FG.

I'd fight dirty for you, broken liquor bottles and all ;)

That Flagg has MAD romance skills. Go Flagg!

hank

[farmgirl]

"I'm your huckleberry...."

Too bad I landed in another mantrap FG.

I'd fight dirty for you, broken liquor bottles and all ;)

That Flagg has MAD romance skills. Go Flagg!

hank


yeah.... all you married (and nearly married) guys are smoooooth.... ;)

[hank]

"I'm your huckleberry...."

Too bad I landed in another mantrap FG.

I'd fight dirty for you, broken liquor bottles and all ;)

That Flagg has MAD romance skills. Go Flagg!

hank


yeah.... all you married (and nearly married) guys are smoooooth.... ;)

That is the nature of man/woman relationships. When I was trying to woo ms. hank I had to use a hammer and $1000 bills. Now, I can't fight off the women with a stick ;) , especially when I take MC to the grocery store with me in the baby bjorn. If colleged aged guys could figure out how to take an infant to college with them we'd all never get married!!!! Just kidding of course

hank

[Flagg]

I've got an idea......

get 24 good looking, fit young men.....

And have them fight to the death for the opportunity to woo Farm Girl.

It would appeal to everyone.......female viewers get a love story and guys get raw carnage

The only problem I can think of is the concept itself is highly illegal....so we'd have to film it in Zimbabwe or Myanmar.

I'll be Executive Producer

Hank how's your Entertainment & Criminal Law? Kind of one in the same really ;)

[hank]

I've got an idea......

get 24 good looking, fit young men.....

And have them fight to the death for the opportunity to woo Farm Girl.

It would appeal to everyone.......female viewers get a love story and guys get raw carnage

The only problem I can think of is the concept itself is highly illegal....so we'd have to film it in Zimbabwe or Myanmar.

I'll be Executive Producer

Hank how's your Entertainment & Criminal Law? Kind of one in the same really ;)

I can handle it, not sweat. I'm hell on wheels in negotiations. You'll love it. ;)

I also have a strong background in International Law so I'm down for Zimbabwe. We'll make all the contestants sign waivers and then we'll give them the broekn bottles you were going to use, it'll be sweet. Kinda like fight club except you'll be Brad Pitt and I'll be Ed Norton.

Do not talk about Flagg's Farmgirl Fight Club.

hank

[farmgirl]

get 24 good looking, fit young men.....



I think we're getting somewhere now.... ;)

[hank]

get 24 good looking, fit young men.....



I think we're getting somewhere now.... ;)

Rrrrrrrrr. Maybe you better sign a "waiver" also, there Farmgirl!?! ;)

hank

[farmgirl]

get 24 good looking, fit young men.....



I think we're getting somewhere now.... ;)

Rrrrrrrrr. Maybe you better sign a "waiver" also, there Farmgirl!?! ;)

hank


fix it up for me fancy legal man.....

[Flagg]

I can handle it, not sweat. I'm hell on wheels in negotiations. You'll love it.

I also have a strong background in International Law so I'm down for Zimbabwe. We'll make all the contestants sign waivers and then we'll give them the broekn bottles you were going to use, it'll be sweet. Kinda like fight club except you'll be Brad Pitt and I'll be Ed Norton.

Do not talk about Flagg's Farmgirl Fight Club.

rofl

Looks like you've got Marketing covered too! ;)


**** Martha Stewart. Martha's polishing the brass on the Titanic; it's all going down, man.

[farmgirl]

So you're saying its a bad idea? I thought it highlighted my "goofy" side so that my prospective clients wouldn't think I was all stuffy and all.

I'll switch it out cuz I miss seeing Fletcher as my avatar.

hank

rofl Well... you're right... they wouldn't see you as "stuffy" ;)

I was thinking of a new avatar myself.... but I think Lucille just says "farmgirl"

DO NOT REMOVE LUCILLE, I say again DO NOT REMOVE LUCILLE!

I won't keep Ali G long, but it makes me laugh!

hank


okay.... okay... I'll keep lucille.... but I think she's kinda cute.....

http://img6.photobucket.com/albums/v20/farmgirl/avatargirl.bmp

[memphiz]

"dat is a wicked name....farmgirl..and me swear dis Farmgirl is jus like dynomight, cuz she can explode (in a good/bad way), like a massive bit of dynomights...I like dis Farmgirl. Farmgirl can make alot of mess and proper mash fings up if she has to...just like dynomight can...Sure dis Farmgirl aint red probly dont come in boxes wit da name dynomight on her...but dis ladie is also on fire jus like dynomight isn nit"

West staines massive
:D

[n4292936]

What a great thread this is! I married my wife because she was one of the few girls with whom I could hold a decent discussion.... and she could correct my grammar :D :P Farmgirl's in my good books... mostly because she like Lysistrata though - and what girl wouldn't ;)

[NcDeuce]

Only the best would do for farmgirl, eh?

Drumroll...

http://pittcenter.com/magazines/esq00/esq00_05l.jpg

Born: December 18, 1963

;)

[Argyll]

What's the score here sweething?
You cheatin on me with this bunch o' losers and reprobates?

You know "There can be only one".........!! ;)



OT........my MSN has been goofed foe the last few days and I cannot log in.

[FallenAngel]

You cheatin on me with this bunch o' losers and reprobates?


Hey man, you're off in another country....can't expect a fine woman like FG to wait forever right? ;) :D

Besides, I was only interested in the daughter :P :lol:

[Pandy]

Ahh, let me throw my hat into the ring.

I am 21 years old, I know I am too young but HEY, worth a try.

I like to eat out, sleep, go on militaryphotos.net and post things, go jogging once or twice a day, always have a keen eye for details and have been known to keep women warm on cold nights......

woot

Trying to put my dream life together, be a third world leader of some country. Working at my job making around $120,000 a year as gun sellsman. (to some people, arms dealer.) With this money I am raising, I can buy a bit of things for your Farmgirl, plus money for the third world country. Also, in my third world country, Farmgirl can walk across the land and do anything she wants... *(walk across the beach, if there is one, blow **** up... invade another country, etc.)*

And if she gets me killed, I'll die happy and doing something I always wanted to do... What you think...

[Ratamacue]

You cheatin on me with this bunch o' losers and reprobates?


Hey man, you're off in another country....can't expect a fine woman like FG to wait forever right? ;) :D

Besides, I was only interested in the daughter :P :lol:
Hands off mate. ;)

[Flagg]

FallenAngel wrote:
Argyll wrote:

You cheatin on me with this bunch o' losers and reprobates?



Hey man, you're off in another country....can't expect a fine woman like FG to wait forever right?

Besides, I was only interested in the daughter

Hands off mate.

FIGHT! :bash: :fork: :-*$

[California Joe]

What's the score here sweething?
You cheatin on me with this bunch o' losers and reprobates?

You know "There can be only one".........!! ;)



OT........my MSN has been goofed foe the last few days and I cannot log in.

Put your sword, or should I say "penknife" away there Highlander. ;)

[farmgirl]

I see that you are actually serious about this, Farmgirl. I don't know if I would actually "set up" two people especially considering my age and how I'm not really "buddies" with a large number of phyisicians.

But like I said before. If you hang out with the medical community, you'll be sure to find a large number of them unmarried and uncommitted otherwise. It's the nature of the game. You'd have better chances there than elsewhere because of their education timeline.


woot


Well... only partially serious, seoul....
I don't really expect you boys to find me a man.... although I wouldn't be opposed to meeting one. I just thought the thread would be funny.

Clearly some man is missing out.... I mean... hellloooo.... who could resist farmgirl's incredible charm? ;)

Keep looking boys....

Agyll:... I dig Highlander.... and I find you sexay as all get out, but I just keep hearing that line "there can be only one" but it's your wife's voice saying it.... p-)

[Roger Rabbit]

I'm a young tall handsome stranger with no past record of stalking. I can clean up after myself and rarely make a mess. Must be fed three times daily though.

[Seoulstriker]

Well... only partially serious, seoul....
I don't really expect you boys to find me a man.... although I wouldn't be opposed to meeting one. I just thought the thread would be funny.

Clearly some man is missing out.... I mean... hellloooo.... who could resist farmgirl's incredible charm? ;)

Keep looking boys....

Agyll:... I dig Highlander.... and I find you sexay as all get out, but I just keep hearing that line "there can be only one" but it's your wife's voice saying it.... p-)


Hell yeah, Argyll is a total pimp. woot

[perdurabo]

Agyll:... I dig Highlander.... and I find you sexay as all get out, but I just keep hearing that line "there can be only one" but it's your wife's voice saying it.... p-)

So I'm Polish highlander i have no wife can i join the club? :D

[Herrmannek]

Agyll:... I dig Highlander.... and I find you sexay as all get out, but I just keep hearing that line "there can be only one" but it's your wife's voice saying it.... p-)

So I'm Polish highlander i have no wife can i join the club? :D

I don't think you meet Farmgirl's "high" standrds ;)

[perdurabo]

yeah other question does she meet my high standarts? :lol:

[Cassiar]

The title of this thread should be changed to "Who Wants to Marry Farmgirl's Avatar?"

[farmgirl]

The title of this thread should be changed to "Who Wants to Marry Farmgirl's Avatar?"


huh uh... I'm a lot cuter than my avatar! am so!

[Jack Mehoff]

Is it wrong to laugh at Cassiar's avatar? rofl


http://www.militaryphotos.net/forums/images/avatars/163186573141029b7821d09.jpg

[perdurabo]

send pics FG or we won't belive you ;)

[farmgirl]

send pics FG or we won't belive you ;)


There are those among you who have seen pics of the elusive farmsiren. They will bear testimony.

[Jack Mehoff]

I have her pics and farmgirl is delicious

[perdurabo]

so no pics for us? :(

[farmgirl]

so no pics for us? :(

I just don't post my pictures online.... I don't want the boys to photoshop me.... ;)

[Zarathustra]

so no pics for us? :(

I just don't post my pictures online.... I don't want the boys to photoshop me.... ;)


so true, it can be dangerous... :lol:

[Argyll]

so no pics for us? :(


Obviously not! rofl

She's hotter than "Dutch Apple Pie and cream"......I'm telling you heathens out there........lay of ma bit o' gear!!

Md........you know fine if I were footloose and fancy free,where I'd be this coming saturday night ;)

[farmgirl]

so no pics for us? :(


Obviously not! rofl

She's hotter than "Dutch Apple Pie and cream"......I'm telling you heathens out there........lay of ma bit o' gear!!

Md........you know fine if I were footloose and fancy free,where I'd be this coming saturday night ;)


:hug: :oops:
you smoooth talker you.... ;)

[perdurabo]

:( i'm going cry i will go tell my mama that you are cruel for me :(
:lol:

[Jack Mehoff]

I sell farmgirl's pics for $50 each.

[perdurabo]

I sell farmgirl's pics for $50 each.
its 200zł its 1/3 price of my new saber damn FG you are too expensive for me

[farmgirl]

I sell farmgirl's pics for $50 each.
its 200zł its 1/3 price of my new saber damn FG you are too expensive for me

no worries, sugar... I'll send you one for free. :D

Jack... quit trying to profit from my pictures!!!! :|

[Jack Mehoff]

sorry, i'm a capitalistic pig.

[perdurabo]

yeah shame on you jack i will send this pic for 45$ :lol:
thx FG :)

[memphiz]

Ok ok ok ok.....I may not be as old as Argyll or as Scottish as him...but..Im still part Scottish ;)..oh and I live in the prarries so I could be a cowboy :D







so no pics for us? :(

I just don't post my pictures online.... I don't want the boys to photoshop me.... ;)
*curls up in a fetal positions and cries*

[Flagg]

There are those among you who have seen pics of the elusive farmsiren. They will bear testimony.

I say hallelujah.....I can testify ;)

[farmgirl]

There are those among you who have seen pics of the elusive farmsiren. They will bear testimony.

I say hallelujah.....I can testify ;)

:hug:

[Merik]

FG, your getting this desperate to post this in here?! Of all the places. A woman of your beauty should really have no problem at all getting hooked up on your own.




;)

[Romulus]

10/10

Easy as good ole American Apple Pie!

hey rom.... have you found us a home in Utah? I've got my bags all packed....

All bets are off fellers! Moving to Utah. woot

[farmgirl]

FG, your getting this desperate to post this in here?! Of all the places. A woman of your beauty should really have no problem at all getting hooked up on your own.




;)


naw, sugar... just desperate for some fun.... thought this thread might be amusing.... ;)

[Cassiar]

There are those among you who have seen pics of the elusive farmsiren. They will bear testimony.

I say hallelujah.....I can testify ;)

So let's get this straight. Farmgirl claims that she won't post pictures of herself out of fear of getting Photochopped, yet everyone here seems to already have pictures of her.

[Otsoa]

Apparently there was some confusion as to the topic of this thread.... it was not who wants to marry farmgirl's daughter.... but who wants to marry farmgirl. Helllloooooo.... we have work to do....
;)

what are the age ranges i am working with here...i got quite a few friends from ages 25-70...


hmmmm
Probably between 30 and say.... 54.... ;) (Tane's 54... right?)

The candidate should be....
smart...
funny...
not hideous...
appreciative of my queenly status...
employed.....(or no longer in need of employment)


does that help?

Well then, I'm only 28 but I think I'll throw my hat into the ring ;)
Smart? I'd like to think so
Funny? yup
Definately not hideous
About your status as a Queen? I am ready to serve you my lady
Employed? Well, Have a part time job as I am close to finishing my schooling to become every teenager's worst nightmare....the highschool history teacher. Muahahahahahaha :D

As far as cowboys go....I live in the area in B.C. with a large concentration of ranches, including the largest working cattle ranch in Canada. I'm very close to Canada's largest country music festival and the area is classified as semi-arid so you will see plenty of sagebrush, tumbleweeds, and the odd rattler.

Thank you for your consideration Farmgirl and I wish you all the best :D woot

[Nawlins]

There are those among you who have seen pics of the elusive farmsiren. They will bear testimony.

I say hallelujah.....I can testify ;)

So let's get this straight. Farmgirl claims that she won't post pictures of herself out of fear of getting Photochopped, yet everyone here seems to already have pictures of her.

Not exactly. She only reveals herself to the chosen few... and it is indeed a sight to behold.

[Cassiar]

There are those among you who have seen pics of the elusive farmsiren. They will bear testimony.

I say hallelujah.....I can testify ;)

So let's get this straight. Farmgirl claims that she won't post pictures of herself out of fear of getting Photochopped, yet everyone here seems to already have pictures of her.

Not exactly. She only reveals herself to the chosen few... and it is indeed a sight to behold.

I've counted more than a few chosen ones so far. How does one know it's the genuine article?

[Nawlins]

There are those among you who have seen pics of the elusive farmsiren. They will bear testimony.

I say hallelujah.....I can testify ;)

So let's get this straight. Farmgirl claims that she won't post pictures of herself out of fear of getting Photochopped, yet everyone here seems to already have pictures of her.

Not exactly. She only reveals herself to the chosen few... and it is indeed a sight to behold.

I've counted more than a few chosen ones so far. How does one know it's the genuine article?

Oh, you'll know.

[farmgirl]

Apparently there was some confusion as to the topic of this thread.... it was not who wants to marry farmgirl's daughter.... but who wants to marry farmgirl. Helllloooooo.... we have work to do....
;)

what are the age ranges i am working with here...i got quite a few friends from ages 25-70...


hmmmm
Probably between 30 and say.... 54.... ;) (Tane's 54... right?)

The candidate should be....
smart...
funny...
not hideous...
appreciative of my queenly status...
employed.....(or no longer in need of employment)


does that help?

Well then, I'm only 28 but I think I'll throw my hat into the ring ;)
Smart? I'd like to think so
Funny? yup
Definately not hideous
About your status as a Queen? I am ready to serve you my lady
Employed? Well, Have a part time job as I am close to finishing my schooling to become every teenager's worst nightmare....the highschool history teacher. Muahahahahahaha :D

As far as cowboys go....I live in the area in B.C. with a large concentration of ranches, including the largest working cattle ranch in Canada. I'm very close to Canada's largest country music festival and the area is classified as semi-arid so you will see plenty of sagebrush, tumbleweeds, and the odd rattler.

Thank you for your consideration Farmgirl and I wish you all the best :D woot


hmmmm sounds promising.... I like teachers.... ;)

[farmgirl]

There are those among you who have seen pics of the elusive farmsiren. They will bear testimony.

I say hallelujah.....I can testify ;)

So let's get this straight. Farmgirl claims that she won't post pictures of herself out of fear of getting Photochopped, yet everyone here seems to already have pictures of her.


Not everyone.... a few....
I'll show most anyone... I just don't want to post them to the web. It's not like I'm sending out ****s or anything like that.... :D

[Jack Mehoff]

I'm having an auction for farmgirl's pictures.

[farmgirl]

I'm having an auction for farmgirl's pictures.


funny, jack.... :D

[Ratamacue]

I'm having an auction for farmgirl's pictures.
Why auction? You could probably name your price and people would go for them. ;)

[farmgirl]

I'm having an auction for farmgirl's pictures.
Why auction? You could probably name your price and people would go for them. ;)


reason #564 I'm letting Rat marry my daughter.... :D

[Flagg]

reason #564 I'm letting Rat marry my daughter....

over my dead body.....

He hasn't been vetted by security yet p-)

[Romulus]

I'm having an auction for farmgirl's pictures.
Why auction? You could probably name your price and people would go for them. ;)


reason #564 I'm letting Rat marry my daughter.... :D



Does that fall under copy right infringement law? p-)

[farmgirl]

I'm having an auction for farmgirl's pictures.
Why auction? You could probably name your price and people would go for them. ;)


reason #564 I'm letting Rat marry my daughter.... :D



Does that fall under copy right infringement law? p-)


It might! Sorry, sugar.... I'll make it up to you.... ;)
(in my defense... I thought since we were moving to Utah... it was probably considered community property....I'll cease and desist until I have a chance to consult with my personal attorney....)

[farmgirl]

reason #564 I'm letting Rat marry my daughter....

over my dead body.....

He hasn't been vetted by security yet p-)


okay.... assuming he passes all the necessary security clearances....

[Otsoa]

There are those among you who have seen pics of the elusive farmsiren. They will bear testimony.

I say hallelujah.....I can testify ;)

So let's get this straight. Farmgirl claims that she won't post pictures of herself out of fear of getting Photochopped, yet everyone here seems to already have pictures of her.


Not everyone.... a few....
I'll show most anyone... I just don't want to post them to the web. It's not like I'm sending out ****s or anything like that.... :D

Hmmmmm pics of the ever lovely Farmgirl? Testifly my brothers!! We all need to hear about the beauty that is known to us as Farmgirl. Halelluja!!!

As for you liking teachers Farmgirl, I hope you don't mind us prospective teachers, especially ones who's main interest is in history. Btw, what subject do you teach?

[FallenAngel]

Hmmmmm pics of the ever lovely Farmgirl? Testifly my brothers!! We all need to hear about the beauty that is known to us as Farmgirl. Halelluja!!!

As for you liking teachers Farmgirl, I hope you don't mind us prospective teachers, especially ones who's main interest is in history. Btw, what subject do you teach?

Ok, haven't seen them myself, but from what I hear, the description is something like this.

On the classic 1-10 scale, FG scores 13 easy :D

PS- she teaches english/ literature

[Ratamacue]

reason #564 I'm letting Rat marry my daughter....

over my dead body.....

He hasn't been vetted by security yet p-)


okay.... assuming he passes all the necessary security clearances....
Ah, f*ckin' A.

[farmgirl]

Hmmmmm pics of the ever lovely Farmgirl? Testifly my brothers!! We all need to hear about the beauty that is known to us as Farmgirl. Halelluja!!!

As for you liking teachers Farmgirl, I hope you don't mind us prospective teachers, especially ones who's main interest is in history. Btw, what subject do you teach?

Ok, haven't seen them myself, but from what I hear, the description is something like this.

On the classic 1-10 scale, FG scores 13 easy :D

PS- she teaches english/ literature

oh my... :oops:
you boys shouldn't exaggerate... I wouldn't want to disappoint anyone! :D

[Otsoa]

Oh I'm sure that you won't dissapoint anyone Farmgirl ;)

[farmgirl]

Oh I'm sure that you won't dissapoint anyone Farmgirl ;)

awww
That would be the correct answer. ;)

[soma]

Forgive my previous post,I have a very small ***** and have erection problems.no friends and everyone at school call's me "tosser".

[Ratamacue]

skank
What the f*ck!?

[Argyll]

The only dissapointment will be you lot greeting in yer cornflakes.

The only person with half a chance would be California Joe,but he's not much competition.......the "Highlander's"......got the kilt and Broadsword a swinging!! ;)

[FallenAngel]

skank
What the f*ck!?

Indeed. Some mod is going to land on him with both feet for that one.

[hank]

I can testify. Farmgirl and her children are very attractive. All American family from the heartland of this great land. I will not divulge details per the terms of our agreement, but let's just say that Farmgirl and Lucille is no contest and Lucille comes in second!

hank

[Cassiar]

I can testify. Farmgirl and her children are very attractive. All American family from the heartland of this great land. I will not divulge details per the terms of our agreement, but let's just say that Farmgirl and Lucille is no contest and Lucille comes in second!

hank

I see. Another one of the select few.

Has anyone here met farmgirl in person?

[WolverineBlue]

I like farmgirl because she sounds like a very sweet person.

You rock, farmgirl.

[memphiz]

The only dissapointment will be you lot greeting in yer cornflakes.

The only person with half a chance would be California Joe,but he's not much competition.......the "Highlander's"......got the kilt and Broadsword a swinging!! ;)
Word and memphiz :D

[farmgirl]

I can testify. Farmgirl and her children are very attractive. All American family from the heartland of this great land. I will not divulge details per the terms of our agreement, but let's just say that Farmgirl and Lucille is no contest and Lucille comes in second!

hank

I see. Another one of the select few.

Has anyone here met farmgirl in person?

Nope... no one has met me in person yet. There are a few people that I have plans to meet over the coming months. They'll be able to report that the photos are the real deal. If I was going to send out fake photos... I'd find a supermodel.... not some average looking teacher... ;)

[Pandy]

hey hey... most men's minds go like this, all the way from 15 to the grave....

"I want a beer and see something naked."

Farmgirl.... watch out... ;)

[Nawlins]

I can testify. Farmgirl and her children are very attractive. All American family from the heartland of this great land. I will not divulge details per the terms of our agreement, but let's just say that Farmgirl and Lucille is no contest and Lucille comes in second!

hank

I see. Another one of the select few.

Has anyone here met farmgirl in person?

Unfortunately, not yet. Still waiting...

[perdurabo]

hmmmm
Probably between 30 and say.... 54.... ;) (Tane's 54... right?)


aww crap farmbabe i'm 22

Argyll you:
http://www.rmf.fm/audycje/weekend/obrazki/szkocja/dudy.jpg

me:
http://mestvinus2.webpark.pl/Grafika/husaria.jpg

but we can share you live in mountines i live in mountines too so lets make a deal you take farmgirl and i will take her doughter p-) p-) p-)

[Ratamacue]

but we can share you live in mountines i live in mountines too so lets make a deal you take farmgirl and i will take her doughter p-) p-) p-)

Hands off mate.

;)

[perdurabo]

but we can share you live in mountines i live in mountines too so lets make a deal you take farmgirl and i will take her doughter p-) p-) p-)

Hands off mate.

;)
Rat even Ivy with his abram is not enough p-)

[Ratamacue]

but we can share you live in mountines i live in mountines too so lets make a deal you take farmgirl and i will take her doughter p-) p-) p-)

Hands off mate.

;)
Rat even Ivy with his abram is not enough p-)
You have to get the proper permissions, dude. And I've accomplished just that. (maniacal laughter) p-)

[perdurabo]

You have to get the proper permissions, dude. And I've accomplished just that. (maniacal laughter) p-)
nothing that good saber can't do :P

[NcDeuce]

I'm in a glass case of emotion!

[perdurabo]

NcDeuce i see only red X :-)

[gaz]

reason #564 I'm letting Rat marry my daughter....

over my dead body.....

He hasn't been vetted by security yet p-)


okay.... assuming he passes all the necessary security clearances....
Ah, f*ckin' A.

Before you get too happy you should bear in mind that "security" consists of Flagg, Joe, Tane, Argyll and myself and if we take a dislike to you we all take turns to kick you in the balls while Mocking throws highly surreal insults at you.

[shrek]

Hey Farmgirl:

In the South we require pics! At least of the boat, motor and any good huntin' land that your family owns!!

Let's see um, then we'll talk.

Hey, come to think of it, you've seen my pic and I haven't seen yours, wassup with that?

[ZeroPositive]

lol I bet farmgirl isn't as hot as her uber sweet photo....
Prove us wrong post us a pic of urself...
my pathetic try to get farm girl to farm girl to show us herself...

[Rantanplan]

lol I bet farmgirl isn't as hot as her uber sweet photo....
Prove us wrong post us a pic of urself...
my pathetic try to get farm girl to farm girl to show us herself...

Ask Milf Hunter. He knows how she looks like.

[farmgirl]

Hey Farmgirl:

In the South we require pics! At least of the boat, motor and any good huntin' land that your family owns!!

Let's see um, then we'll talk.

Hey, come to think of it, you've seen my pic and I haven't seen yours, wassup with that?


hi ya shrek...
sorry... I don't have a boat... nor a motor... but there is a lot of good hunting ground around here...

it is odd that we haven't exchanged pics... we'll have to remedy that...


rantanplan... who is milf hunter?

[Romulus]

rantanplan... who is milf hunter?


rofl rofl

[Jack Mehoff]

Stiffler?

[perdurabo]

Stiffler?
nah it was his friend who fu** his mother

[memphiz]

hmmmm
Probably between 30 and say.... 54.... ;) (Tane's 54... right?)


aww crap farmbabe i'm 22

Argyll you:
http://www.rmf.fm/audycje/weekend/obrazki/szkocja/dudy.jpg

me:
http://mestvinus2.webpark.pl/Grafika/husaria.jpg

but we can share you live in mountines i live in mountines too so lets make a deal you take farmgirl and i will take her doughter p-) p-) p-)
Me:
http://www.canada.co.nz/images/posters/rcmp.jpg
:D

[perdurabo]

yeah welcome to the club memph but you should turn your flags upside down you wuold be more "Polish" :lol:

[memphiz]

yeah welcome to the club memph but you should turn your flags upside down you wuold be more "Polish" :lol:
:lol: I am part Polish ;)

[perdurabo]

so you can join our party on ruins of moscow p-) (permski will be there too for sure) rofl rofl rofl rofl

[memphiz]

so you can join our party on ruins of moscow p-) (permski will be there too for sure) rofl rofl rofl rofl
:D
Sounds good
Hahaha

[Otsoa]

lol I bet farmgirl isn't as hot as her uber sweet photo....
Prove us wrong post us a pic of urself...
my pathetic try to get farm girl to farm girl to show us herself...

I have seen a picture of the goodness known as Farmgirl and I must preach to all of you sinners that hers is the face of an angel. Halelluja, and saints be praised brothers and sisters. :D

Btw, Farmgirl...you said you have good hunting land? Got a gopher problem out there? ;)

[Borat]

I have seen a picture of the goodness known as Farmgirl and I must preach to all of you sinners that hers is the face of an angel. Halelluja, and saints be praised brothers and sisters. :DYes, perhaps I should marry the Farmgirl. Well, she is the my wife. Where can I get her?

[mobster]

If I didn't have to work the hours I do, I'd actually ask FarmGirl out.
But not this year, unless you like spending your nights at rock clubs or rehearsal studios.

[farmgirl]

If I didn't have to work the hours I do, I'd actually ask FarmGirl out.
But not this year, unless you like spending your nights at rock clubs or rehearsal studios.

awww
let me know when your schedule slows down.... :D

[Apogee]

You know you guys have no chance....

[farmgirl]

You know you guys have no chance....


Is that a proposal, sugar? ;) For you... I'll lower my age restrictions....

[Nawlins]

You know you guys have no chance....


Is that a proposal, sugar? ;) For you... I'll lower my age restrictions....

Hell, if you're gonna do that...

[FRO]

I really don't want to interrupt people's mental image of Nawlins and Farmgirls' wedding night (Yee-Haw!), but I will because sooner or later someone must, and I am willing to endure the Wrath of God.

Taking one for the team.

In any case, were I not already married--and happily so--you KNOW I would be strapping on the hauberk, picking up the sword and coming out swinging in the hopes of winning the fair Farmgirl's hand . . . and the rest of her, come to think of it. I think my best strategy is to hide until Argyll, Jack Mehoff, CJ and Tane have thrashed each other into exhaustion, then I'll really shine!

Or they'll join forces to exterminate me. Ouch.

So, I'm out of the running, however, Farmgirl, if you would consider a move to South-Western Ontario, I have a very close friend there you might find acceptable. He works in IT, bringing down the big bucks (though they are Canadian bucks, but still . . .). He is divorced with 3 kids (perhaps a deal-breaker) BUT--and here's the good part--he's really intelligent, funny and has an MA in English Literature (focusing on Restoration poetry). He has drawn attention from women at some establishments, so I guess he's not hideous.

Unfortunately, I don't really know anyone in the US, save one good friend in California. He's gay and is in a stable, monogamous relationship, so I think that rules him out on two counts.

So, if you do find yourself in SW Ontario, let me know.

[Argyll]

I've told you all before.........yer all on a losing streak,Farmgirl is all mine :bash:

[JiJoMacLE45]

Don't ever mess with a man w/ the funny hat!

[Abolith]

I've told you all before.........yer all on a losing streak,Farmgirl is all mine :bash:

ahb yes but you are not around right now, now are you?

[anonymous individual]

I've told you all before.........yer all on a losing streak,Farmgirl is all mine :bash:

ahb yes but you are not around right now, now are you?

ohhhhhhh

You are going to get banned now. ;)

[memphiz]

Ok I got a cousin in Manitoba (Canada) hes..uhm...35-ish, and he does boat tours in Winnipeg in the forks...
Over a period of 2 weeks he helped recover a dead body and saved the Queen from her malfunctioning boat ;)
and now hes building a giant cabin for his parents

[Abolith]

I've told you all before.........yer all on a losing streak,Farmgirl is all mine :bash:

ahb yes but you are not around right now, now are you?

ohhhhhhh

You are going to get banned now. ;)


I doubt it eveyone likes my nuke pics too much :lol:

[Romulus]

Ummmmmm. Not to burst any bubbles but We (Farmgirl, the Wife, and I) are moving to Utah to become Mormons. p-)

[DixieDude]

Ummmmmm. Not to burst any bubbles but We (Farmgirl, the Wife, and I) are moving to Utah to become Mormons. p-)

I hate you.

[Abolith]

Careful, there's alot of open country out there...people can disappear you know.....

[Tane Angle]

Ok, before getting a chance to ask for farmgirl's hand in marriage, all applicants must run a rigorous battery of physical and psychological tests. ;) Line up!

[Hullebullen]

I know I'll pass the Lasanga cooking test with flying colors, 'cause there is a lasanga cooking test, right? There's got to be one! Every woman loves a man who can cook...

[Tane Angle]

'tis true. p-)

[Abolith]

I am only going to say that I am glad my GF doesn't read this board or else I would be a dead man, or at least a single one. :lol:

[farmgirl]

I am only going to say that I am glad my GF doesn't read this board or else I would be a dead man, or at least a single one. :lol:


It's okay.... :petting: It's hard to resist the charms of the farmer's daughter.... ;)

[Apogee]

Ok, before getting a chance to ask for farmgirl's hand in marriage, all applicants must run a rigorous battery of physical and psychological tests. ;) Line up!

You know I'm up to it big guy

[Jack Mehoff]

Ok, before getting a chance to ask for farmgirl's hand in marriage, all applicants must run a rigorous battery of physical and psychological tests. ;) Line up!

Bare knuckles slugfest. Last man standing gets farmgirl for a trophy.

[memphiz]

Ok, before getting a chance to ask for farmgirl's hand in marriage, all applicants must run a rigorous battery of physical and psychological tests. ;) Line up!

Bare knuckles slugfest. Last man standing gets farmgirl for a trophy.
NO!

Rowshambo till the last man stands...I shotgun going fist :D

[Cassiar]

Ok, before getting a chance to ask for farmgirl's hand in marriage, all applicants must run a rigorous battery of physical and psychological tests. ;) Line up!

Bare knuckles slugfest. Last man standing gets farmgirl for a trophy.

I say we just chop her up into little pieces and distribute her evenly among the horny toads.

[ShotOver]

*Drops Jackmehoff with a right hook*
Right, thats him out of the way.. who's next? :)

[n4292936]

nah nah nah, you guys have it all wrong. The contest that would decide Farmgirls suitor once and for all would be Grammar Rodeo....
Im published, who's next ;) p-)

[ShotOver]

Damn, i can't spell for ****.
Ah well :(

[Flagg]

Bare knuckles slugfest. Last man standing gets farmgirl for a trophy.

How about duelling with automatic rifles at ten paces?

one...two...BLAM!

you all lose p-)

[Jack Mehoff]

Bare knuckles slugfest. Last man standing gets farmgirl for a trophy.

How about duelling with automatic rifles at ten paces?

one...two...BLAM!

you all lose p-)

ha! you lose

http://img57.exs.cx/img57/3536/at7.jpg

[perdurabo]

damn jack why bring hevy artilery when we can deal it in old fasion way!
Saber duel!

[Abolith]

damn jack why bring hevy artilery when we can deal it in old fasion way!
Saber duel!

I prefer the good ol` Jousting tourny!!

http://www.onpoi.net/ah/pics/users/477_1091127234_jousting2.jpg
http://www.onpoi.net/ah/pics/users/477_1091127241_shatter1.jpg

afterall what woman doesn't like men getting all violent and bloody just for her? all in the name of Chivalry.... :lol:

[perdurabo]

i'm in!
but duel in withe shirts only without armour is more bloody p-)

[perdurabo]

http://156.17.3.106/wks/data/thumb_672x4502k3.08.16_gniew_f1020005.jpg
i was thinking more about something like this p-)

[Herrmannek]

Who wanna try?
http://img57.exs.cx/img57/9638/Unforgiven3.jpg
But Kid was someone I identified most:
http://wso.williams.edu/orgs/trivia/vampires/hours/faces/death22.jpg

[perdurabo]

first pic dosent work

[Rantanplan]

http://156.17.3.106/wks/data/thumb_672x4502k3.08.16_gniew_f1020005.jpg
i was thinking more about something like this p-)

Damn Cossacks!!


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v40/Rantanplan/OgniemIMieczem.jpg

[Apogee]

You know you guys have no chance....


Is that a proposal, sugar? ;) For you... I'll lower my age restrictions....

It could be....

And Nawlins, step off, you know you can't love her like I can ;)

[farmgirl]

You know you guys have no chance....


Is that a proposal, sugar? ;) For you... I'll lower my age restrictions....

It could be....

And Nawlins, step off, you know you can't love her like I can ;)


Let me know when you make up your mind, honey... I'm not getting any younger... ;)

[Flagg]

Flagg wrote:
Quote:
Bare knuckles slugfest. Last man standing gets farmgirl for a trophy.


How about duelling with automatic rifles at ten paces?

one...two...BLAM!

you all lose


ha! you lose

"Alpha One Zero, this is Alpha Two Zero over"

"Grid BA180510 over"

"Platoon of horny guys fighting over a hottie, in the open over."

"Direction 2280 over"

"Shot out" p-)