SNL. What was your favorite skit?

[Romulus]

I love the old classic Saturday Night Live reruns they show on Comedy central from time to time. From the 70's-90's and even some of the not so funny era of 2000-and beyond. I wanted to see how many of you watch it as well and what was your favorite episodes?

Mine......

Eddie Murphy- as "Buckwheat" in Buckwheat has been assasinated skit.

Dan Akroyd- as "Evil toy manufacture" in a evil toys skit where he was selling kids "fun bag of broken glass"

Steve Martin and Dan Akroyd- Two wild and crazy guys

Eddie Murphy- I'm gumby damn it!

Almost all the 90's skits with Mike Myers, Adam Sandler, David Spade, Chris Farley, Phil Hartman, etc.......

Phil Hartmans "Colon blow cereal" skit was the greatest.
I also liked the episode where Jim Carey was the special guest.
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What was your favorites?

[Ria]

Ahhh!! There are so many! I love the old ones, with Mike Myers, Dan Akroyd, Steve Martin, Martin Short, Chris Farley (of course!), and others...

But my absolute favorites are with Will Ferrell. I like when he does Harry Caray, the Spartan cheerleader (with Cheri Oteri, who was hilarious!), the Jingleheimer Junction (where they almost spelled f*ck), and when he played the bad doctor. But my all-time favorite is the Blue Oyster Cult one, with the cowbell rofl rofl It brings me to tears.

I also loved Molly Shannon, who was the best as Mary Katherine Gallagher (sp?), the Catholic girl. rofl

Also, Chris Kattan as Mango. :D :D

I could go on and on...

[ChuckThunder]

Bill Brasky and Behind The Music: Blue Oyster Cult.

[Romulus]

the Jingleheimer Junction (where they almost spelled f*ck)

That was funny as hell! I had tears flowing after watching that skit. rofl

[ChuckThunder]

the Jingleheimer Junction (where they almost spelled f*ck)

That was sooo funny!

Jingleheimer Joe with Umberto Unity, Carla Caring and Katie Kindness:
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And the newest member, Fred Friendship!
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[Ria]

Bill Brasky and Behind The Music: Blue Oyster Cult.

:D

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[ChuckThunder]

Bill Brasky and Behind The Music: Blue Oyster Cult.

:D

http://img1.photobucket.com/albums/1003/MariaCaramela/morecowbell.gif

http://mknx.com/v/cowbell.wmv

[Ria]

the Jingleheimer Junction (where they almost spelled f*ck)

That was sooo funny!

Jingleheimer Joe with Umberto Unity, Carla Caring and Katie Kindness:
http://snltranscripts.jt.org/98/pics/98ajingle1.jpg

And the newest member, Fred Friendship!
http://snltranscripts.jt.org/98/pics/98ajingle2.jpg

omg!! rofl rofl
I laughed hysterically just by looking at those photos.

I have that skit on my computer, and I have a few others with Will Ferrell. :)

[Romulus]

rofl rofl ^^^^

Remember the one when Will Ferrell was playing as Neil Diamond?
Him and Bigfoot ( The Rock) were trying to sell a record but Neil thought he was on a bad acid trip!!!!!
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I also loved the celebrity Jeopardy!!! "I'll take swords for 1000 alex" ...... "The catagory is 'S' words mr. Connery"

[FallenAngel]

I also loved the celebrity Jepardy!!! "I'll take swords for 1000 alex" ...... "The catagory is 'S' words mr. Connery"

Celebrity Jepardy was the best.

"I'll take Anal Bum Covers for 400 Trebek..." "That's 'Album Covers'..."

rofl

[MVSpartan117]

HOW CAN YOU DO THIS TO ME?!

You know I just cant choose one!!!!

It's just to hard, the best I can do is say.....

All of the above :)

[memphiz]

I like the one with will Chris Kattan: Mr Peepers

And the one with Will Ferrell, Sean william scott. and will ferrell was being patriotic by wearing a US flag as a thong

[Ria]

and will ferrell was being patriotic by wearing a US flag as a thong

rofl rofl rofl That was so funny! It's on his "Best of Will Ferrell" DVD, of course :D

[MVSpartan117]

and will ferrell was being patriotic by wearing a US flag as a thong

rofl rofl rofl That was so funny! It's on his "Best of Will Ferrell" DVD, of course :D

rofl

OMG that was hilarious,
The Spartan Cheerleaders were great! :D

I really wish the never took SNL off of Comedy Central

[memphiz]

http://www.news.harvard.edu/gazette/2003/04.17/photos/19-classday-450.jpg
The best skits

http://www.dvdtalk.com/reviews/images/reviews/1/1067649920.jpg
the 34 year old baby

[Midav]

Sprockets! (http://www.gawth.com/~desolate/monkey.wav)

[MVSpartan117]

http://www.dvdtalk.com/reviews/images/reviews/1/1067649920.jpg

"MAN, it was HOT in there!"

rofl

[SGMGSG9]

Michael Myer's: As Deiter, the german talk show host of SPROCKET'S.



"Would you like to touch my monkey? (In a raised and frightening voice) LOVE HIM, TOUCH HIM, FEAL HIM!!!" or "And now is the time on SPROCKET'S when we dance!!!" :lol:

[memphiz]

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"U...S...Ayyyy?"

[Vance]

"Hellooo I'm Robert Goulet..."

[MVSpartan117]

http://moviehead.org/images/ferrell_baldwin350.jpg

inside the actors studio :D

What was the name of the guy Will did? he wore really big glasses and interviews people in front of a space background, he always asked really dumb questions.

[MVSpartan117]

I also liked the one where he was the son of some wine vineyard guy, and he sold wine in old 7up bottles rofl

[Ria]

http://moviehead.org/images/ferrell_baldwin350.jpg

inside the actors studio :D

What was the name of the guy Will did? he wore really big glasses and interviews people in front of a space background, he always asked really dumb questions.

Hilarious. GREAT pics memphiz, I was laughing like crazy from that!! rofl :D

MVS: It's Harry Caray ;)

[memphiz]

[thick Italian accent]"I love soaking the corks"[/thick Italian accent]

[ronin2172]

i'm old school...eddie murphy and his buckwheat and james brown hollywood hottub sketches....

[Vance]

Would you eat the moon if it were made of ribs?

[Romulus]

I forgot one.


The skit where Mike Myers and Heather Locklear are doing a Timesavers infomercial!! Heather was a huge racist and kept making off the cuff remarks while talking about the products. Was hilarious!!!!

[ronin2172]

the classic is when Richard Pryor and Chevy Chase traded racial insults...absolutely classic....LOL

[Operation Ivy]

Well SNL has really sucked lately but a couple of years ago it was awsome, back in the days with Farley,Sandler,Rock exc exc

but i guess i like anything with Chris Farley, man made me laugh so hard

In a van down by the river woot rofl

http://shroomery.org/forums/files/080503-46/46904-thumb_farley.jpg

[MVSpartan117]

MVS: It's Harry Caray

Thanks :)

[Bulkowski]

-Will Ferrel as Harry Carrey
-Alec Baldwin and Adam Sandler in Canteen Boy
-Behind the music - The great frog society
-The thing that had the Peanuts characters when they were older
-Amiguously Gay Duo (anything Robert Smigel :))
-The Ladies Man
-Norm McDonald as the police scetch artist on the unibomber
-Will Ferrel and Rachel Dratch as lovers
-Bill Brasky! He has a toenail on the end of his *****... TO BILL BRASKY! I'm legally retarded....
TO BILL BRASKY! rofl
-Horratio Sanz as the guy who draws things that look perverted but he makes into something, that was great

Im trying to think of more, I can't at the moment but I'll edit some when I think of them...[/list]

[Romulus]

Well SNL has really sucked lately but a couple of years ago it was awsome, back in the days with Farley,Sandler,Rock exc exc

but i guess i like anything with Chris Farley, man made me laugh so hard

In a van down by the river woot rofl

http://shroomery.org/forums/files/080503-46/46904-thumb_farley.jpg

Chris Farley was great. Heres few of my favs.
http://pubpages.unh.edu/~mpt3/videoclips.html

[Seoulstriker]

Daily Affirmations with Stuart Smalley
Anything with Chevy Chase
Anything with Phil Hartman



I hate SNL. I don't know what it is. It used to be funny. But now it's horribly lame. Did the quality really drop after the mid nineties or was it like that the whole time and I didn't notice it early on?

[Romulus]

Daily Affirmations with Stuart Smalley
Anything with Chevy Chase
Anything with Phil Hartman



I hate SNL. I don't know what it is. It used to be funny. But now it's horribly lame. Did the quality really drop after the mid nineties or was it like that the whole time and I didn't notice it early on?

You're not alone in this belief Soul. I used to watch SNL every sat night in the 80's and 90's but around '96 almost the whole cast was replaced over the summer. Only good thing to come out of the 96 cast and present are Will Ferrell, Tracey Morgan, and Horatio Sanz.

[anonymous individual]

Those ones with Sean Connery on a game show.

[Ria]

I love when Horatio Sanz and Jimmy Fallon make each other laugh during skits. It's their trademark thing now :D

[Seoulstriker]

I can't believe I forgot about Linda Richman and Wayne's World.

[Flagg]

http://www.cnn.com/SHOWBIZ/TV/9805/28/hartman.snl/farley.jpg


Daaaaaa Bears!

That and the old, old, old, school stuff......

Chevy Chase, Bill Murray, Dan Akroyd, Jim Belushi, etc....

[Rilence]

i love those jeoperdy skits...i piss myself watching those

[NcDeuce]

So many...

Celebrity Jeopardy skits

Chris Farley in the Motivational Speaker (especially in Spanish) "In a vannnnnnnnnnnnnnn down by the river" rofl

That one dance audition w/ Britney Spears, Chris Kattan, and some other dude

Ferrell, Carrey, and Kattan in the Night at the Roxbury skit

Spartan cheerleaders

Da Bears!

Blue Oyster Cult :lol:

Ferrell w/ "Get back on the bag"

Carrey w/ the lifeguard skit!!!! rofl

Horatio Sanz does a good Ozzy!

Oh and that Farley one where they're in a Japanese gameshow

The old stuff rocks!!

[Ratamacue]

Too many to name. The show's in a decline right now though; it does it from time to time. Eventually some newcomers will make things happen again.

[MEGR]

-Gap Girls
-Blue Oyster Cult
More I can't remember right now....

[Ratamacue]

-Blue Oyster Cult
"I got a fever, and the only prescription is more cowbell!"

[Ria]

Ferrell, Carrey, and Kattan in the Night at the Roxbury skit


Night at the Roxbury skits!! How could I have forgotten that!! :slap:
Those were some of the best :D

[Rantanplan]

http://www.news.harvard.edu/gazette/2003/04.17/photos/19-classday-450.jpg
The best skits


"Hey Amigo! Don't mess with Texas" :lol:

[MEGR]

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Daaaaaa Bears!


I love that bears sketch.. Hell, anything Farley did was good.

[Beowulf]

I was Mr. Peepers one halloween, that was great.

[NcDeuce]

Ferrell, Carrey, and Kattan in the Night at the Roxbury skit


Night at the Roxbury skits!! How could I have forgotten that!! :slap:
Those were some of the best :D

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http://www.theroxbury.co.uk/snlive.htm

rofl woot

[Rantanplan]

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The Roxbury episode with Jim Carry :lol: :lol: :lol: That was great

But the Movie sucked :(

[Ria]

rofl rofl NcDeuce!! :D

@Rantanplan: Hilarious screenshot :lol: But I absolutely loved the movie! I have it on DVD :P

[2Sheds_Jackson]

Wow, lots of good ones to choose from. Off the top of my head...

Fred Garvin, Male Prostitute with Dan Akroyd was great.

Also the one where he played a Norge refrigerator repairman (with a pencil conspicuously jammed in his ass crack) was funny as hell.

Martin Short as the nervous smoking guy "I knew that...I can't believe you think I didn't know that..."

Will Ferrell/Garth Brooks in The Devil Can't Write no Love Songs. Sings:

"there's a guy named Fred and he's got a pair of slacks
ooooh Fed's got slacks
really quite sharp but a little tight in the waist
ooooh Fred's got slacks on the boulevard"

"...well I don't want to mift you Mr. Devil, but that sucked"

Will Ferrell/Christoper Walkin in the BOC sketch "I've got a fever - and the only prescription ...is more cow bell!"

Will Ferrell in any of the Professor Clarvin "lover" sketches "once again, our bodies bloated with spiced meats"

Cheri Oteri in the Adell Luchbreak sketch "I'd like a steamin' cup of your man milk. I'm talkin' about your semen!
"Yeah, Adell, we know - you're really bad at innuendo"

Christopher Walkin as "The Continental" - "more fine Cham-pan-ya?"

Damn near anything with Chris Farley -

Chris Parnell as the Centaur

[memphiz]

I was Mr. Peepers one halloween, that was great.
Hahahahahaha

[Cambridge Rabbit]

I also liked the one where he was the son of some wine vineyard guy, and he sold wine in old 7up bottles rofl

rofl That's probably my favorite SNL sketch of all time.

---- TRANSCRIPT FROM http://planetwill.jt.org ----

(Scenic views over a wine vineyard and a slow motion pour of red wine from a wine glass can be seen while Sean Mondovi's voice is heard.)

Sean: (O.H.) Wine. There's nothing like it. As Sir Edwin Malebar once wrote: It can elevate the soul.

Sean: Hi. I'm Sean Mondovi. For years, my stepfather, Robert Mondovi, has made some of the finest wines in the world. And the Mondovi heritage of fine wine making is alive and well, here, at Sean Mondovi Vineyards.

(He takes a sip from wine glass and visibly grimaces at the taste.)

Sean: That's right. For nearly a tenth of a half of a century, Sean Mondovi wine has been associated with quality.
Four years ago, when I told my Dad I wanted to own my own vineyard, he said, 'First of all, don't call me Dad. You're 27 and this is the second time I've ever met you. Second, no you can't own a vineyard. You're a convicted felon and your Mother told me you have a learning disability.'
Well guess what Dad? You were wrong...about some of that stuff.

(He takes another drink from the wine glass and grimaces again at the taste.)

Sean: And today, at Sean Mondovi wine place, we are committed to the best wine-ing techniques around. Like the time-honored aging process. And nothing ages wine like a hot 3 hour van ride from our wine factory in San Jose, straight to your mouth. That's right. When a van with a cactus airbrushed on the side pulls up outside your house, and a guy with a "fu-manchu" mustache hands you a case of Coke bottles filled with wine, you know you're in Sean Mondovi country: the San Jose metropolitan area.

(He takes another sip and moans aloud at the terrible taste.)

Sean: The classic balance between wine and food is an integral part of the Sean Mondovi experience. Whether you're having Steak-Ums or tacos or you can't afford food, you'll want a 2 liter Mountain Dew bottle filled with Sean Mondovi's reddish-style wine drink. You won't be disappointed.

(He takes another drink and starts getting dry heaves from the bad taste. His Step dad walks into the scene.)

Robert: What the hell are you doing out here, Sean?

Sean: I'm shooting a commercial for my wine. Are you jealous Dad?

Robert: That's Mr. Mondovi, punk, and your not welcome on my property. I won't have you stealing from your mother again.

(Robert picks Sean up by the back of the neck.)

Sean: (yells) MOM! MOM!

(Mother rushes in.)

Mother: Sean, please leave. I can't trust you anymore. Just go. Get out of here. Go!

Sean: (whining) Can't I just have a hundred grand for my own wine vineyard?

(Robert takes a drink from the wine glass and immediately spits it out.)

Robert: This isn't wine! (sniffing the drink) It's tequila and 5-Alive and those little marshmallows you put in cocoa.

Sean: ...And fish and seawater. (playing toward the camera) It's Sean Mondovi's finest vintage.

Robert: How dare you use that name, you son-of-a-bitch. Your last name is Holdger.

Sean: My Dad was a hero! He died in the Navy!

Robert: HA! The hell he did. I'll tell you who your Father was.

Mother: No! Robert, don't!

Robert: Your father was a hobo...

Sean: No...

Robert: with a bottle of chloroform...

Sean: No! I'm going to kill you!!

(Sean takes a lunge at Robert, but gets a punch in the gut, instead.)

Robert: I want you out of here now!

Sean: (crying, and trying to hug Robert) I love you, Daddy, I love you!

Robert: (fighting him off) I'm not your father.

Sean: I wanna make you you proud with my wine.

Robert: I'm not your father!

(The camera pans down to a close up of the Mountain Dew bottle with a cheap handwritten Mondovi Vineyard logo taped to the side.)

Narrator: (O. H.) Sean Mondovi Vineyards. For when excellence and burnished fineries need to gently visit the warmth of your tablery.
What the hell does that mean?

[NcDeuce]

How could I forget this one????????!

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Antonio Banderas.....Chris Kattan
Sally Desk......Lucy Lawless
Senor Guantoleres Africantos Me Ecantes.....Horatio Sanz


(The How do you say? Ah yes, show comes up on screen with nice Spanish guitar music)

Antonio Banderas: Hello. I'm Antonio a-banderas. Welcome to the how do you say? Ah yes. Show. Now say hello to our good friend and the very sexy man, Senor Guantolores Africantos Me Encantes.

Senor Guantoleres: (strums guitar) Hello my friend!

Antonio Banderas: Whoa, you are so the sexy.

Senor Guantoleres: Noo, you are the, you are the sexy, my friend!

Antonio Banderas: This is true. Now ladies and men of the gentles, don't hold your breath. Our grest tonight es a lady. She has written a brook on the lyme disease. It is called "The Perils of Lyme Disease". I.. (picks up a lime) ..adore the lime. Please give it up good for the Miss Sally Desk.

Sally Desk: Thank you, Antonio.

Antonio Banderas: No, thank you for inventing the lime. It's very sexy, what they called two x's.

Senor Guantoleres: Two x's!

Sally Desk: No, I think you're a little confused. Not lime, lyme disease.

Antonio Banderas: (laughs) Enough. Please listen to me. I am Antonio a-banderas. I was in the Zorro.

Senor Guantoleres: Very sexy, yes.

Antonio Banderas: Almost too sexy. Now, S-a-ally, how can I help my sexy friends the lime from this terrible disease?

Sally Desk: (laughs) Uh, it's like I said before.. not lime, lyme disease. People usually get it from deer ticks, it can cause tiredness, achy joints, vomiting..

Senor Guantoleres: Vomiting, yes! Very sexy, my friend, yes!

Antonio Banderas: It is a little sexy, yes, vomiting. Now, can I tell you one something's somethings? Limes are tasty and moderate. They are like you, like they were filled with the puss.

Sally Desk: What?

Senor Guantoleres: Filled with puss. Very sexy yes!

Sally Desk: Filled with the puss?

Antonio Banderas: Yes, the puss. Oh so now I think I remember this. I was in the "Philadelphia" with the Tom Hanks as the gay. It is very hot in here, no?

Senor Guantoleres: Oh.. Yes, a little hot in here.

Antonio Banderas: Well, maybe I should, shouldn't do something about this, no?

Senor Guantoleres: NO, too sexy, don't do it. No, my friend, too sexy!

Antonio Banderas: But I must. (unbuttons the first button on his shirt while swaying side from side to the music)

Senor Guantoleres: Nooooo! Too sexy! No, please stop it people! Oh no, my friend! Too sexy!

Antonio Banderas: Ok, very nice. All right. Maybe one more for the occasion. (reaches to unbutton another button) Oh no, I wouldn't do that. (sits down) Now, what here are these. (pointing to Sally's breasts) They call them something, I know. There is this one and ooh, look here now.. (moves finger to other breast) ..there's another. They are like the sexy things. Sometimes they move when they say hello. But they also know how to be quiet. Very good.

Sally Desk: You mean, my breasts?

Antonio Banderas: Yes, the breasts!

Sally Desk: Look, I made a huge mistake in coming here.

Antonio Banderas: Sssssssssshhhhhh, up up up. (tapping Sally with one finger on the mouth) It is hot in here, yes?

Sally Desk: No!

Antonio Banderas: I think I must do something.

Senor Guantoleres: No, no, no, no!

Antonio Banderas: I think I must..

Senor Guantoleres: No, no, no please!

Antonio Banderas: Button up.

Senor Guantoleres: No, no, please, too sexy, my friend.

Antonio Banderas: I must. (starts unbuttoning the second and third buttons)

Senor Guantoleres: Please nooooo! Look here he comes too sexy yeah yeah yeah oh no!

Antonio Banderas: How about my little friend will come out? (pulls on his pant zipper)

Senor Guantoleres: NO! NO! NO!

Antonio Banderas: Oh all right, we're not going to do that. (sits down) Now, very serious now. NO more funny. Let's not laugh. Where were we once where what happened.

Sally Desk: I don't know.

Antonio Banderas: What did you say?

Sally Desk: I don't know.

Antonio Banderas: It was like a sexy thing. This I rike.

Sally Desk: Rike?! You're Spanish, not Chinese!

Antonio Banderas: This is true, but I am so the sexy. But it is hot again. Why is this happening. Is there a problem with the temperature in the studio?

Senor Guantoleres: No my friend, please it is too sexy this time!

Antonio Banderas: But I must!

Senor Guantoleres: Oh no! No, my friend too sexy! Oh no!

Antonio Banderas: Now watch! (rips off his shirt and starts doing the Spanish flamenco on the couch next to Sally and clapping his hands. Sally Desk looks disgusted and scared, she grabs her book and runs away. Antonio stops dancing and sits back on the couch, trying to look cool) She'll be back, for she is like the place for putting in my thing. You know what I mean. Well, we will see you next time on the How Do You Say? Ah Yes, Show.

[Ria]

rofl rofl rofl rofl

I love Chris Kattan. I wish he were on more often. Is he still even there? I used to see him a lot...then only once in a while...and now I can't remember the last time I saw him.

[Milkman]

MORE COWBELL!

[Tranceaddict]

A NIGHT AT THE ROXBURY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I d/led that song just cause of the skit.
Had me on the floor first time i saw it.

Celebrity Jeopardy!!!!!

EDIT: AAAAH!!!! WHATS THAT STAR THING ABOVE MY OMELETTE!!!!!!!!???!

[mattnwnc03]

goat boy!!!!!!!!!baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! rofl

[James]

I'm a regular guy, I put my pants on one leg at a time... but after I put my pants on, I make gold records.

[Fintin]

blues brothers...

that or colon blow 2000