Bad Things That Can Happen to You

[Cassiar]

Measured in Dolor units from 0 to 1580.

http://www.cockeyed.com/magic/bad5.php

For example, this would be worth 4.2 Dolors:

http://www.cockeyed.com/images/badthings/fullsize/mcmuffin.jpg

[Fee Fi Fo Fum]

^ ^ aggggggghhhhhhhhhhh the spotty teenager in McDonalds is responsible for this!

[FozzieBear]

is that polystyrene in that big mac? by the way no one should eat mc donalds its **** :P