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Uncle Sam
08-20-2004, 01:20 PM
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LOS ANGELES (*******) - A group supporting natural breasts has staged a street protest in Hollywood against a U.S. military policy offering free breast implants to female soldiers.


The group, led by **** star and former California gubernatorial candidate Mary Carey, said the military should spend its money on "bullets, not ****s."

"I think girls should have natural ****s and natural beauty," Carey said after unveiling her own breasts in the protest at an Army recruiting office on Sunset Boulevard.

"Women should be happy with their bodies and what they're blessed with," the 24-year-old star of 37 **** films said.

Her words and deeds drew cheers from a small group of men who had gathered to watch the event on Wednesday. Passing cars sounded their horns in response to a sign that read "Honk if you love natural breasts."

Carey, who wore green camouflage shorts and bikini top, assured all that her own breasts were real.

The protest was organised by **** impresario Mark Kulkis, president of Kick Ass Pictures, the company for whom Carey stars.

It follows recent news stories about the military offering free plastic surgery, including breast enhancements, to soldiers and their families so military doctors can practice their skills.

Kulkis said he opposed military breast implants because they are an unwise expenditure of tax money and because he does not like fake breasts.

"We support our military 100 percent. Part of the reason we're protesting is that we think these tax dollars would be much better spent on essentials (for soldiers)," Kulkis said.

"I'm personally opposed to **** jobs, but more so when they use our tax dollars for them," he said. "It's an issue near and dear to my heart."

Kulkis' ****o films come with a promise that none of his female stars have breast implants

He and Carey presented a $500 (274 pound) cheque to Jennifer Zandstra of Commerce, Texas, who was honourably discharged from the U.S. Army two weeks ago and answered a Kick Ass announcement seeking military women opposed to breast implants.

"Thank you for coming up here and thank you most of all for keeping your real breasts," Kulkis told Zandstra.

Carey invited her to star in her next film, "Mary Carey Rules: No. 6," but Zandstra, now a college student, politely said, "No, thank you."

A military spokesman for the recruiting office where the protest took place said he had no comment.

SpazzMunky
08-20-2004, 03:09 PM
Her ****s are real??

Moledet
08-20-2004, 03:11 PM
How many psychiatric hospitals does California has?

Secret Squirrel
08-20-2004, 03:17 PM
Her ****s are real??

http://www.rotten.com/library/bio/entertainers/actors/mary-carey/mary-carey-camo.jpg

molly747
08-20-2004, 03:24 PM
She's classy.

PsihoKeke
08-20-2004, 03:26 PM
I think army should support natural breasts. Body armor and enlarged breasts don't mix to well.

American Patriot
08-20-2004, 03:41 PM
I always thought they were fake.

Firefly26
08-20-2004, 04:19 PM
Man, you know people are screwed up when they protest breast implants. Only in CA. I think they are great and an excellent morale booster. These people have no idea of the tactical value of a nice rack.....

And of course she says that all these other women should be happy with their bodies when she looks like that.

2Sheds_Jackson
08-20-2004, 04:24 PM
Her ****s are real??

http://www.rotten.com/library/bio/entertainers/actors/mary-carey/mary-carey-camo.jpg

She's just jealous. Hers are heading for the border & she doesn't want to be upstaged by a bunch of lowly GIs with perfect, gravity defying knockers.

Y'know, if they put in a thin sheet of Kevlar, the ****s could be justified as protective gear...

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08-20-2004, 04:46 PM
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Romulus
08-20-2004, 08:03 PM
Best post of the evening^^^^^


Also Cameron Diaz's butt dance is one of the damn sexist things I have ever seen.

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08-20-2004, 08:09 PM
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anonymous individual
08-20-2004, 10:28 PM
I will believe and support anything that Carey tells me, at long as she is jumping while she's convincing me.