Remember Dan Quayle?

[StarvingStudent47]

I miss him. He was awesome. They just don't make politicians like they used to. Remember how the greatest threat to the American way was a woman having a baby outside of wedlock on a TV sitcom?

(by the way--what should she have done, Dan, get an abortion?)

[StarvingStudent47]

Oh yeah, to avoid accusations of plagarism, the part in parenthesis was stolen from VH1's I Love the 90s.

[Trigger]

(by the way--what should she have done, Dan, get an abortion?)
Yeah, that's obviously the only logical solution... :cantbeli:

[2Sheds_Jackson]

I miss him. He was awesome. They just don't make politicians like they used to. Remember how the greatest threat to the American way was a woman having a baby outside of wedlock on a TV sitcom?

(by the way--what should she have done, Dan, get an abortion?)

There's this special Yoga move that women can do to prevent pregnancy. It involves keeping their knees closely together at all times.

[Ichhabe]

I liked that joke that said; What is the CIA's first task in case of an asassination on the President? Shoot Dan Quayle.

[StarvingStudent47]

I miss him. He was awesome. They just don't make politicians like they used to. Remember how the greatest threat to the American way was a woman having a baby outside of wedlock on a TV sitcom?

(by the way--what should she have done, Dan, get an abortion?)

There's this special Yoga move that women can do to prevent pregnancy. It involves keeping their knees closely together at all times.

Because clearly, nobody should be having *** unless they want to make babies.

[2Sheds_Jackson]

I miss him. He was awesome. They just don't make politicians like they used to. Remember how the greatest threat to the American way was a woman having a baby outside of wedlock on a TV sitcom?

(by the way--what should she have done, Dan, get an abortion?)

There's this special Yoga move that women can do to prevent pregnancy. It involves keeping their knees closely together at all times.

Because clearly, nobody should be having *** unless they want to make babies.
It may be inconvenient and ruin everybody's fun, but the proof is in the pudding (and by that I do not mean to imply that you should use the backdoor as a substitute...although i guess that would technically work)

[mi35d]

As always, liberal wags cut and paste ala Michael Moore to include just what they want from a quote.

VP Q was talking about postive role models for women in our country. In the length of his speech he said that broken families were a burden on society and that single mothers (primarily teenagers) were wrong. He used the Murphy Brown show as an example of a bad role model. "I'll have a kid - its easy." Well, yeah. The character had a seven figure income, lived in a huge townhouse and could afford to have a live in nanny. (Or whatever the hell that guy was.) The press listened to what they wanted to and then raked him over the coals.

Same thing they're doing with President Bush over the McCain story. "Bush attacked McCain!!!" Actually, a right wing wacko attacked McCains record AND President Bush Sr. record. In the debate, President Bush immedietly praised Senator McCain's as a vet and condemned the ad. Gee, why didn't THAT part make it into the Dems tv ads???

[foxtrot023]

I liked that joke that said; What is the CIA's first task in case of an asassination on the President? Shoot Dan Quayle.

JAJAJA. I remember Saturday Night Live, Mad magazine and the Top 10 reasons is case Bush died (specially after he puked all over the japanese prime minister).

I remember one of the main things to do in case Bush died was to migrate to Canada.....

He, Potatos...potatoes, tomato...tomatoes

Great stuff

[Trigger]

I liked that joke that said; What is the CIA's first task in case of an asassination on the President? Shoot Dan Quayle.

JAJAJA. I remember Saturday Night Live, Mad magazine and the Top 10 reasons is case Bush died (specially after he puked all over the japanese prime minister).

I remember one of the main things to do in case Bush died was to migrate to Canada.....

He, Potatos...potatoes, tomato...tomatoes

Great stuff

Heh, everyone always remembers the really important stuff... :lol:

[California Joe]

He did look like a real tightass that would be absolutely NO fun to drink beer and listen to Buffet with.

[2Sheds_Jackson]

He did look like a real tightass that would be absolutely NO fun to drink beer and listen to Buffet with.

Quayle is one of those people who you really have to look back at and go "huh"? The Republicans have a looonng way to go when it comes to media savvy. The Dems put the sexy, wavy haired- soccer mom pleasing ones out front - they go on MTV, play the sax and talk about their underwear. The Republicans field Bob Dole, Dan Quayle, **** Cheney...

If only Arnold was born here...he'd be a lock.