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It's been a while since the last one, so let's have at it. Humorous captions are the idea.
http://a1112.g.akamai.net/7/1112/492/03312000/news.lycos.com/news/ot_getImage.asp?op=img&id=400979
I'll start off: "You have 10 seconds to comply!"
Chris1
08-22-2003, 04:20 PM
ROBOTOCHA!
"Wow, that's a good grip you got theeeeOOOWW!!!! MY HAND!"
He219
08-22-2003, 04:22 PM
Czech Prime Minister Vladimir Spidla, right, welcomes Asimo, a 1.2-meter (4-foot) tall robot, as Japanese Prime Minister Junichiro Koizumi, left, applauds before a state dinner at Hrzansky Palace, Prague, on Thursday, Aug. 21, 2003. Koizumi, being on a three-day official visit to the Czech Republic, brought Asimo to pay tribute to Czech writer Karel Capek, who invented the word "robot" in his 1921 play "R.U.R." (Rossum's Universal Robots). Asimo is a member of a 2,000 detatchment of Japanese Ground Defense Forces being sent to Iraq as Peacekeepers.(AP Photo/CTK, Stanislav Zbynek)
Chet Mystery
08-22-2003, 04:22 PM
Jap PM: Yes, dance my little puppet, dance, hahaha! (in comical pansy-like voice)
Kraken
08-22-2003, 04:24 PM
Diff'rent Strokes, security guard, running for CA governor, and now astronaut!! What can't Gary Coleman do?
What you talkin' bout-Vladimir?
The profacy was real...The matrix was true...
He219
08-22-2003, 04:36 PM
Maybe AKIMO will get some of that new Japanese Camouflage for Iraq:
http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/fwd/20030818/capt.fwd104b_20030818.jpg
I can't believe that's off yahoo...
California Joe
08-22-2003, 05:03 PM
"This is nice and all.......but I ordered a Real Doll"
Dammit, I need to go find a cool monkey avatar now....
Trigger
08-22-2003, 05:12 PM
The robot speaks:
1. "GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME YOU DAMN DIRTY APE!!"
2. (in the monotone HAL-9000 voice): I really dislike photo-ops...I'm going to have to rip your arm out of it's socket Vlad....
3. The feel good sequel of 2003: "The Iron Midget"
warchild1/27scout
08-22-2003, 05:21 PM
the new north korean president!
California Joe
08-22-2003, 05:23 PM
I'm slightly disturbed that He219 knew where to find that photo.
He219
08-22-2003, 05:32 PM
Which photo? ASIMO or the Vice (http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=index2&cid=702) photo (See the bottom of the page)....
Hood wrote:
I can't believe that's off yahoo...
;)
Vance
08-22-2003, 05:41 PM
the new north korean president!
A winner is you.
IronHeart_26
08-22-2003, 06:00 PM
Do you know the Blue Fairy?
this it for that original pic: my first thoughts: STYX: "Mr. Roboto"
Trigger
08-22-2003, 06:27 PM
4. "Does this backpack make my ass look big?"
5. "I'm looking for Sarah Connor..."
I'm going to need a band-aid since I hurt myself when I fell out of my chair. Trigger's found his true calling. rofl the "off yahoo" comment was about the man panties. :) I was about to censor it but I looked at the photo properties and saw it was on yahoo so I ended up laughing. Nice obscure reference about the blue fairy. :)
Trigger
08-22-2003, 06:34 PM
The 'man panties' photo will haunt my nightmares for all eternity
*shudder*
ibstolidude
08-22-2003, 06:34 PM
trigger -
#5 = priceless
Trigger
08-22-2003, 06:39 PM
6. "Hi, I'm running for Governor of the state of California..."
Vance
08-22-2003, 06:53 PM
6. "Hi, I'm running for Governor of the state of California..."
Give this man the gold.
California Joe
08-22-2003, 06:53 PM
"Pull my finger..."
After many recent death threats, the Pope decided to send his stunt double in his place.
He219
08-22-2003, 07:15 PM
Yeah Trigger, #5 is Great!
As for running for Governor (http://www.jibjab.com/cartoons/political/ar_movie01_home.htm)....
So sorry about the 'other' pic. I was referencing the new camouflage and fad they have over in Japan.....
:oops:
Harakiribot Mk 3 reporting for duty!
budanski
08-22-2003, 08:46 PM
Wait a minute, I thought Al Gore was on vacation...
"Is that a linear actuator in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"
Trigger
08-25-2003, 12:16 PM
7. Vladimir Spidla: "Dude, I thought I was getting a Dell..."
8. "By your command..."
9. "bigibigibigi....Gee Buck, I don't think anyone will remember our show..."
M1A2U2
08-25-2003, 12:59 PM
I think old Vladamir is getting a *****
"We represent the lollipop guild..."
He219
08-25-2003, 02:44 PM
http://a1112.g.akamai.net/7/1112/492/03312000/news.lycos.com/news/ot_getImage.asp?op=img&id=402156
"It's going to kill us all..."
Resistance is Futile...You will be assimilated...
When they show asimo riding a segway scooter, I'll be impressed.
Seiyuuki
08-25-2003, 03:01 PM
rofl
Herrmannek
08-25-2003, 03:08 PM
http://zzz.com.ru/pic133-1.jpg
A US Army CH-47 chinook carrying a bus
http://zzz.com.ru/pic133-2.jpg
A Russian MI-26 helicopter carrying a damaged CH-47
now the first one to get a picture of a MI-26 carrying a CH-47 that's carrying a bus gets a cookie :D
gimme dat cookie!
http://www.militaryphotos.net/media/chopper_chopper_bus.jpg
Herrmannek
08-25-2003, 04:49 PM
gimmie that cookie
http://www.doitwithdairy.com/images/cookie.jpg
Merik
08-25-2003, 05:06 PM
"Uhhh Mr.Devito, the President would like his midget-suit back please"
usa320
08-25-2003, 05:12 PM
"All your base are Belong to us"
hah check this out:
http://www.worth1000.com/view.asp?entry=61688&display=photoshop
Merik
08-25-2003, 05:25 PM
You gotta be kidding me. Now they have Special Olympics for these things? I thought the actual "Special Olympics" were bad enough and now this.
He219
08-25-2003, 05:46 PM
Oh man, those Photoshop images are great! Swimming... hahahaha!
budanski
08-25-2003, 09:14 PM
"All your base are Belong to us"
All your base are Belong to us (http://www.iconsofindustry.org/touristguy/flash/)
Ichhabe
08-25-2003, 10:07 PM
"All your base are Belong to us"
All your base are Belong to us (http://www.iconsofindustry.org/touristguy/flash/)
I was,...thunderstrucked. Where DO you find all that you find??? :D
usa320
08-25-2003, 11:48 PM
Come on, the internets 2 biggest phenomenons in one flash vid! Now thats sensational. It was only a matter of time before we saw Tourist Guy and All Your base together as one.
That tourist seems to always be at the worst place at the worst time.
usa320
08-26-2003, 12:06 AM
http://www.x-plane.org/users/usa320/towpwnedAYIB.jpg
"If you look in the far right you may see what appears to be two figures in a grassy knoll"
rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl
Conspiracy is afoot...
JiJoMacLE45
08-27-2003, 01:15 AM
#1) Lance Bass gets his send off before being blasted into space.
#2) Looks like the Brady's recarpeted their steps.
Upfrontreporting
08-27-2003, 03:18 AM
First pic in this thread:
Say hello to our new karaoke robot
Seraphim
08-27-2003, 04:38 AM
I got this from Trigger
"Say hello to my little friend"
AAARGH how daaare they edit the original All Your Base movie :( it's a classic ffs...
Seraphim
08-27-2003, 08:56 AM
http://msn.com.com/2100-1103_2-5067998.html?part=msn&subj=ns&tag=msn_home
Great thats all we need now is a robot who acts like a 5 year old.
Mom - "No bobby you cant have that toy"
Robot - "Crush Kill Destroy!"
Japan goal--robots that think like a child
By CNETAsia Staff
CNET News.com
Japanese researchers are pressing the government to invest in an ambitious robot development plan, with the aim of creating a machine that has the artificial intelligence of a human child, according to reports.
The quest, which has been named the Atom Project, will span 30 years and will require almost $500 million annually from the government, according to The Japan Times.
Researchers proposing the project believe that the Atom Project--inspired by late cartoonist Osamu Tezuka's popular robot animation series "Tetsuwan Atom," also known as "Astro Boy" overseas, will help promote scientific and technological advances in Japan.
The project, scientists assert, would put the country in the forefront of a lucrative new industry, as well as benefit the economy from products spun off from robot research. But getting official support might prove difficult, because of Japan's current economic woes.
The proposed research would be spearheaded by Mitsuo Kawato, chief of the Computational Neuroscience Laboratories at the Kyoto, Japan-based Advanced Telecommunications Research Institute International.
Kawato is an expert in brain science and has created a humanoid robot that has learned 24 kinds of human action over three years.
"Most of today's robots operate with a program written by humans. In order to develop a robot that can think and move like a 5-year-old, we have to first understand the mechanism of how human brains work," he said in the newspaper.
Japan's technology in robotics has reached the level where robots can copy the human walk, as seen in Asimo, the robot created by Honda Motor. However, Asimo's physical ability is still far below that of a 5-year-old human.
While the ambitious proposal might not get the scale of support that Kawato desires, Japan's large companies have earmarked robotics as an industry they will focus on, driven by country's falling birthrate and a graying population.
CNETAsia staff reported from Singapore.
Uncle Sam
08-27-2003, 02:36 PM
First pic:
(ponder)....HMMM.....It's level with my groin.....If they put a mouth on it.....HMMM....The possibilities....(stop ponder)
Seraphim
08-27-2003, 02:38 PM
rofl
Your going to be like the guy who got his goods stuck in the vacuum cleaner.
or the kid that got his goods bitten off by the infant cow ;)
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