Curious George Goes to School

[Secret Squirrel]

George W. Bush goes to a primary school to talk about the war.
After his talk he offers question time. One little boy puts up
his hand and George asks him what his name is. "Billy." "And
what is your question, Billy?"

"I have 3 questions. First, why did the USA invade Iraq with-
out the support of the UN? Second, why are you President
when Al Gore got more votes? And third, whatever happened
to Osama Bin Laden?"

Just then the bell rings for recess. George Bush informs the
kiddies that they will continue after recess.

When they resume George says, "OK, where were we? Oh
that's right question time. Who has a question?". Another
little boy puts up his hand. George points him out and asks
him what his name is. "Steve" "And what is your question,
Steve?"

I have 5 questions. First, why did the USA invade Iraq with-
out the support of the UN? Second, why are you President
when Al Gore got more votes? Third, whatever happened
to Osama Bin Laden? Fourth, why did the recess bell go off
20 minutes early? And fifth, what the **** happened to Billy?"

[1Cie GevGn]

rofl

[Tengu]

haha good one

[scm77]

:lol: and :roll:

[usa320]

:roll:

[bison3255]

rofl

[achilles]

:lol:

[UkrainianAmerican]

Would be funnier if it was true, as opposed to a retarded attempt of 'teeling it how it is'

[Deuterium]

Well at least SS isn't trying to pass this off as a true news story. Funny joke.

[Kilgor]

Well at least SS isn't trying to pass this off as a true news story. Funny joke.

im sure its being spun into a "real" news story on counter-punch right now.

rofl

[farmgirl]

Where is the man in the big yellow hat?

[Sayeret]

Well at least SS isn't trying to pass this off as a true news story. Funny joke.

Atleast it isn't another "documentary" by Michael Moore. ;)

[Khabbi]

Where is the man in the big yellow hat?

here you go Farmgirl


http://www-personal.ksu.edu/~dph777/graphics/manyel.gif


:hug:

[CannibalSquirel]

rofl rofl rofl rofl

[James]

Where is the man in the big yellow hat?

Why, off at work of course. Soon, George is going to go on a field trip to a natural history museum to see dinosaur bones... he'll spill detergent in the house and try to wash it out with a hose... and he'll visit space.

http://img6.exs.cx/img6/5937/george3.jpg

[Vihta]

rofl

[OB Kenobi]

http://gladstone.uoregon.edu/~nmuntal/images/Bush%20as%20curious%20george.JPG

[VorpalDoom]

hey dont make fun of curious george... he has to be the coolest god damned monkey ever!

Aside from that... I heard this story a few years ago... with some things switched around... instead, directed at clinton... still pretty funny.

[catchv22]

Great joke. I don't think he was passing it off as real.

I laugh when people make fun of people I admire, if it's a good tasteful joke... Some of you should learn to as well.

[persuader]

:D :D :D :D :D :P

[Freibier]

Haha rofl

[mr.x]

Wasn't that originally about Clinton told a few months after Waco?

Still funny, though.

[M1A2U2]

1. The USA did invade Iraq qith Un support its called resolution 1441 read it
2. Al Gore lost because he did not win the electoral college. Any idiot who doesn't understand that should not be allowed to vote.
3.Who the hel knows where Bin Laden is

[n4292936]

1. The USA did invade Iraq qith Un support its called resolution 1441 read it

If the administration really thought that res 1441 sanctioned war then it wouldnt have sought an additional resolution to sanction the war - remember when they did that... and the UN wasnt going to vote for it.... so America unilaterally invaded.... remember.

[priccobe]

If the administration really thought that res 1441 sanctioned war then it wouldnt have sought an additional resolution to sanction the war - remember when they did that... and the UN wasnt going to vote for it.... so America unilaterally invaded.... remember.

Good point. I thought I remembered that Powell was told by the French that they wanted another resolution to go to war and he was told by the French that they would support it. Supposedly the vetoed it at the last second. I don't remember all the details now.

[Ichhabe]

1. The USA did invade Iraq qith Un support its called resolution 1441 read it
2. Al Gore lost because he did not win the electoral college. Any idiot who doesn't understand that should not be allowed to vote.
3.Who the hel knows where Bin Laden is

Eeeh! The joke was about that Bush went to a primary school!

Oh, yeah! I almost forgot: it was a joke damn it.