Questions for Mitt and Ann Romney

[EvilMinion]

On Monday 16th April Diane Sawyer interviewed (or might still be interviewing, I'm not really paying attention) Mitt and Ann Romney. Last Friday she asked for people to submit questions on Twitter, using the tag #AskRomney, which was just asking for trouble, really. Here are some of the best (http://ludicdespair.blogspot.com.au/2012/04/romney-hailstorm.html).

Some of my favourites:


Can you open this jar for me?


Have you ever made it with one of your slaves?


when you saw the Trayvon Martin story on the news, how surprised were you that black people still exist

[Beowulf]

pretty excellent

[Maximmmm]

I like these:


Why didn't you become Batman? You have enough money to be Batman. Are you afraid to be Batman?


How many glasses of orphan tears do you drink a day?


Are Lovely Canadian girls as sweet & as Canadian as maple syrup?

[Rattfink]

do you think you could dunk on Obama. Do you believe you have the sick dunks this country needs?
I lol'ed.



do you get nervous when you walk into Men's Wearhouse and see all the other empty suits?
Does this person really think Romney has ever been in a Men's Wearhouse?

[Flagg]

The orphan tears one is spectacular.

Same with the "How many miles do you have to take the yacht offshore to legally beat the deckhands?"

I'd like to see one on President Obama.

No wait. That would be racist. And discriminatory.

[Fargin]

You're walking in a desert when you come to a tortoise. You flip it over and watch it bake in the sun. Why don't you help it?

heh-eh

[Winger]

You're walking in a desert when you come to a tortoise. You flip it over and watch it bake in the sun. Why don't you help it?

heh-eh

LOLZ......too bad only 10% of all people would get that.

[Kit]

How in the F*#$ do you not drink Iced Tea?

I forgot that Mormons don't drink sweet tea. I think that's why he didn't do well in the southern primaries.

[Macs.]

How did get burned.

[TheOrangeMan]

How much of your legacy programming is still COBOL?


seriously i've asked obama, NASA, and lots of people by now with no answer to my question: how do I get past the water temple

:lol: aHaHAH, some really funny people out there

[beNder]

Have you ever made it with one of your slaves?

when you saw the Trayvon Martin story on the news, how surprised were you that black people still exist





heh heh, thats awesome.

[shermbodius]

Love the the Replica quote.

[sgt_G]

I wonder if these people even vote, and if they do, I am so leaving the US......

[Spartan10k]

I wonder if these people even vote, and if they do, I am so leaving the US......
Just look at our Congressmen and women.....there's an awful lot of mighty stupid people in our country....

[Meatwad]

I wonder if these people even vote, and if they do, I am so leaving the US......

I hope they are voting.

x2 on the Replica one. Loved this one too.


What happens when someone spills water on your robot parts?

[California Joe]

The people that wrote those questions aren't stupid, they're trolls. Duh.

[Meatwad]

How did get burned.

Whoaaa! no not the bees! NOT THE BEES!!

AAHHHHHHH IMALUM MY EYES!!! MY EYES!!!!

AHHHHHH!!!

AHHHH!!!!

ARRRRRRG...

[Euroamerican]

Mr and Mrs Romney,

When you were children, did you eat dog meant like President Obama described doing in one of his books. What do you think of eating dog meat?

Do you agree with Mr Obama when he says, "“If they bring a knife to the fight, we bring a gun"? "What do you think of suggesting the use of weapons when discussing political discourse?"

[California Joe]

Don't quit your day job...