Getting my Liscence tomorrow

Yep, tomorrow at 1:45 PM Pacific time, I will be taking my drivers test. I'm pretty nervous that I'll do something stupid and fail, any tips would be appreciated.......out

[Haiw]

Best advise ever: Try not to run over any old ladies or little children...

[Trigger]

Take the blindfold off.

[Fintin]

breaks on the right....

[Vance]

There are these things called stop signs. Pay attention to them...

[Opening Batsman]

Don't forget to look in the mirrors before putting the blinker on. They absolutely slam you for that. Well, in Australia they do! :)

[Ratamacue]

When making a turn, always turn into the nearest lane. And remember to keep at least one hand on the wheel when stopped. And don't forget that pretending that you're playing Grand Theft Auto while taking your driver's exam is BAD.

[Vance]

Don't forget to look in the mirrors before putting the blinker on. They absolutely slam you for that. Well, in Australia they do! :)
Well, yeah, people get pissed when you cut them off. :)

[Ratamacue]

Don't forget to look in the mirrors before putting the blinker on. They absolutely slam you for that. Well, in Australia they do! :)
Well, yeah, people get pissed when you cut them off. :)
Or when you slam into their front end when they're in your blind spot.

[UkrainianAmerican]

Tight turns, accelerate SMOOTHLY, dont go too SLOW, project confidence.

[Vance]

When making a turn, always turn into the nearest lane. And remember to keep at least one hand on the wheel when stopped. And don't forget that pretending that you're playing Grand Theft Auto while taking your driver's exam is BAD.
I just take up both lanes if nobody is around me :) But yeah, for an exam you should probably do what Rat said, heh.

[Ratamacue]

When making a turn, always turn into the nearest lane. And remember to keep at least one hand on the wheel when stopped. And don't forget that pretending that you're playing Grand Theft Auto while taking your driver's exam is BAD.
I just take up both lanes if nobody is around me :) But yeah, for an exam you should probably do what Rat said, heh.
Elaine: "Oooohhh, wide lanes... :D "

;)

[HooyahCQB]

Take the test in the smallest car you can (assuming your family has more than one). This will help you TONS when you parallel park. I took mine in my mom's MR2 Spyder. I had plenty of room. I did pretty well until I had to back into a parking spot; the DOT person (who was in SUCH a good mood...) ambushed me! :bash:

I knicked a cone, but I still recieved my license. Today I can back into parking spots like...well....you get the idea.

Also, just remain calm.






Oh, and don't hit any other cars.

[Trigger]

When parallel parking, it's OK to make the 'beep-beep-beep' sound with your mouth while in reverse.

When parallel parking, it's OK to make the 'beep-beep-beep' sound with your mouth while in reverse.

lol I can just imagine rofl

[FallenAngel]

Do not flip off other drivers.

Do not fish-tail your car (on purpose or not).

Arrive early. The line at the DMV is a bitch.

[FallenAngel]

Oh, Ace Ventura type parking isn't allowed, even if you can do it.

"Like a glove!" :lol:

[Scottie]

Trust your instincts, may the force be with you :)

[basket of soft kittens]

its of utmost importance you rember .. that grandmas are worth 10 points double if their with a stroller

[Cambridge Rabbit]

Don't be nervous. I'm the worst driver in the world and I passed on my first try. During my test, I drove onto a sidewalk, drove over a curb, almost ran a red light, and shouted every filthy word in the English language when an idiot in a little ricer side swiped me. They still gave me a license. :lol:

[MEGR]

1 point = Hitting a garbage can
2 points = dog or cat
3 points = another car
4 points = person
5 points = marching band

[Haiw]

1 point = Hitting a garbage can
2 points = dog or cat
3 points = another car
4 points = person
5 points = marching band
And try and hit an entire group of jogging men to get GOURANGA! :D

[Lone Predator]

I just got mine today too m8

I thought for sure I failed, lmao, bloody driving school cars!

[basket of soft kittens]

1 point = Hitting a garbage can
2 points = dog or cat
3 points = another car
4 points = person
5 points = marching band
And try and hit an entire group of jogging men to get GOURANGA! :D


gta:1 rofl rofl rofl rofl but it was school girls

[Hullebullen]

Drink a few beers before taking the test. It will calm your nerves...

[ShotOver]

Treat everyone on the road as idiots, expect nothing but mistakes from them and you will see everything comming.

[Ze]

ahahaha GOURANGA!!!

just remember to give way to the way u have to give way over there and down over rev the car and if u get pulled over by the cops and ur a chick show as much cleavage as u can, it can help.

[Herrmannek]

I had problems with parking, manouvere test is bitch in Poland, you must park in garage so tight if it would be real noone could open doors and walk out of the car :), I pased exam in third try, stress was most anoying thing so if you are stress ****e take someone with you to talk hug or joke(mom, griflriend, other friend you know will suport you).. it realy helps esspecialy if there is much time for strees before or between exam parts....

[BarkingSquirrel]

I had to have had the easiest diver's test ever administered. Did the parking test, pulled out on the road, went down less than 100 feet, turned around and came back.

[Andrewoz]

It is not OK to poo or wee in your pants when you are going for your lisence just incase the instructor is turned on by that, :bash:

It is however OK to take you shirt off and ask him or her if they think your chest is georgeous. :P
And remeber if you do fail just act tough and pretend that you dont care, just say "Pfftt, i didnt even want my lisence anyway you jerk"

[wormie]

Aww, nevermind. Someone beat me to the point's chart. :(

[ValkXB70]

Keep calm, breathe, dont f**k up......simple as that.

I made the mistake of taking my test on April Fool's day, I thought I failed hardcore cause the DMV guy kept reciting this HUGE list of mistakes I made....then finally at the end when my confidence was completely and throughly trashed, he went "Ahhh just kidding you did fine April Fool's" I could have killed the pr**k :fork: l.

[Fenna]

Park outside the test centre doing donuts, going "look at me I can do donuts" :roll:

[Trigger]

Don't forget: The ice chest packed with beer for the after-test celebration.

[MKtexan]

I dont know how the people your doing the test with will grade it, or how long it will be, but mine was easy. It took about ten minutes for me, and i only made one mistake, which was supposedly was a mistake that a lot of people had made, like not stoping before the white line on a certain road. Just relax and drive, dont freak out. and STOP BEFORE THE CROSS WALKS!!! You may not check your mirrors much when you drive, but make yourself do it, no glancing either, you must turn your head, or they wont know your looking, and will downgrade you.

[Trigger]

Glance at the back seat nervously several times. Say 'shhhhhh!' 2 or 3 times, then burst out with 'STOP MESSING WITH MY MIIIIIND!!' You'll pass for sure.

[Haiw]

Glance at the back seat nervously several times. Say 'shhhhhh!' 2 or 3 times, then burst out with 'STOP MESSING WITH MY MIIIIIND!!' You'll pass for sure.
Just show up all beaten up, and act very very tired. Tell the guy you're in your Kevin Spacey alter ego now...he'll let you pass.

[Trigger]

Just wave your hand past his face and in a very neutral tone of voice say: "You don't want to administer the test..."

Jedi mind trick works every time.

[Haiw]

Follow the ways of the matrix; there is no spoon...there is no steering wheel...