Archive Thread 2- Question for LTJG_JAG

[Trigger]

You sound like 'Wonder Woman'. I mean kids, racing motorcycles and JAG/NCIS investigative work, dang woman, when do you sleep?!

Anyway, I figured you would be the one to ask: I have a friend who is interested in joining the Navy. Specifically to become a JAG.
What would you say is the best place to start? (besides the recruiter).

He hasn't started college yet and I hoped I could give him an idea of which degree he should go for.

I noticed that you said you had a B.S. in Food Science from Purdue and a B.S. in Biomedical Engineering from Penn State. That's quite a resumé.
How in the heck did you end up at Miramar with all those Marines?

Thanks in advance for any help you can provide.

[Seoulstriker]

I'd imagine the best thing to do would be to go to the naval academy. They send you off to law school. Just a thought.

[moughoun]

You sound like 'Wonder Woman'. I mean kids, racing motorcycles and JAG/NCIS investigative work, dang woman, when do you sleep?!


I want to be this woman's bitch!!

[Haiw]

Dude, she never studied; she's an experimental project of the Artificial Intelligence division.

[Trigger]

Guys, I'm serious. My friend really wants to be like the guys on that show. He's absolutely fanatical about it and I want to help him out.

[Haiw]

Guys, I'm serious. My friend really wants to be like the guys on that show. He's absolutely fanatical about it and I want to help him out.
Right...so you're saying he has a hard-on for Catherine Bell? :D

[Trigger]

Guys, I'm serious. My friend really wants to be like the guys on that show. He's absolutely fanatical about it and I want to help him out.
Right...so you're saying he has a hard-on for Catherine Bell? :D
He's only human :D

[Hawkeye]

Guys, I'm serious. My friend really wants to be like the guys on that show. He's absolutely fanatical about it and I want to help him out.
Right...so you're saying he has a hard-on for Catherine Bell? :D
He's only human :D

:lol: :lol: :lol:

[Trigger]

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[moughoun]

I know what I want to bump!!

Thank's everybody I'll be here all week, try the shrimp, goodnight!!

[Haiw]

Hell I'd spam her thread all the way into oblivion... ;)

[California Joe]

Trigger's so cute when he's smitten.

[farmgirl]

Trigger's so cute when he's smitten.


I wonder if he's offered to draw her naked on her cycle yet... you artists are all the same....

[b.scheller]

i like the blonde in the first season...she was cute...catherine bell is hot but...the blone just had a nicer face

[ibstolidude]

LTJG_JAG

So what is the answer we want the INTIMATE details.

[Haiw]

JAG...more like SHAG to me... :P

[Trigger]

Damn. Nothing?
I blame all of you for scaring her off.

I mean some people might be comfortable posting personal pics and details about their military job but that doesn't mean they want all of these ****** innuendos thrown at them.

All I wanted was to help my friend in his quest for something he really wants. :(

[Haiw]

Hey sorry man, but you can't blame a joker for acting out his profession! :P

[farmgirl]

Damn. Nothing?
I blame all of you for scaring her off.

I mean some people might be comfortable posting personal pics and details about their military job but that doesn't mean they want all of these ****** innuendos thrown at them.

All I wanted was to help my friend in his quest for something he really wants. :(


I wouldn't stress too much yet, trig. She doesn't strike me as the type of girl to be driven off so easily. My guess is she's busy, and she'll answer you as soon as she comes back.

[Haiw]

I wouldn't stress too much yet, trig. She doesn't strike me as the type of girl to be driven off so easily. My guess is she's busy, and she'll answer you as soon as she comes back.
Not to nitpick, but it's not like any person lacking a ***** and owning a healthy brain would normally feel right at home here.. ;)

[farmgirl]

I wouldn't stress too much yet, trig. She doesn't strike me as the type of girl to be driven off so easily. My guess is she's busy, and she'll answer you as soon as she comes back.
Not to nitpick, but it's not like any person lacking a ***** and owning a healthy brain would normally feel right at home here.. ;)


ummmm
what are you saying there dutchboy?
p-)

[Haiw]

Just what it says there; any female that comes here and feels right at home must have at least some screws loose in her head...



What? You didn't seriously expect me to turn soft did ya? :P

[farmgirl]

Just what it says there; any female that comes here and feels right at home must have at least some screws loose in her head...



What? You didn't seriously expect me to turn soft did ya? :P


rofl
I wouldn't have you any other way....

[Flagg]

What?

There's a hot Naval Officer who races motorcycles on this forum and no one bothered to tell me?

I must have missed the memo :cantbeli:

Don't let it happen again :bash:

[Falco]

Maybe if you guys all calm down she'll come back

[LTJG_JAG]

Okay, sorry guys..............yeah my schedule is a little messed up these days. To comment- I am not wonder women, I just have my **** straight. I know what I want to do and I do it. I have my mind set on things.

Thanks FarmGirl. I deal with guys everyday all day, even in my hobbies, so for someone on the internet to scare me, ****.......................

Anyway, you want to start with recruit first and it needs to be specified what your intentions are and what/where you want to do/go. I would recommend ROTC (obviously) which is going to get him into school. There is a hell of a lot of testing and security levels to pass. His record and him have to be spotless. There are many different levels of JAG and NCIS duties.

I work with Navy and Marines. I am not stationd at Miramar, I just pretty much live there........I am mobile and well they have trouble makers out there! Just kidding.........


Flagg, my photos are on here somewhere, can't remember what thread.....

[moughoun]

Thanks FarmGirl. I deal with guys everyday all day, even in my hobbies, so for someone on the internet to scare me, ****.......................

No need to be scared of me ;) , I'm a harmless buffoon p-)

[Roger Rabbit]

You didn't seriously expect me to turn soft did ya?
Well theres been rumours... :lol:

[moughoun]

except when I'm at work, then I'm Rambo with PMS

[LTJG_JAG]

Oh and ROTC training is worse than boot camp. I hope is he is good shape and doesn't smoke.

[Trigger]

Okay, sorry guys..............yeah my schedule is a little messed up these days. To comment- I am not wonder women, I just have my **** straight. I know what I want to do and I do it. I have my mind set on things.

Thanks FarmGirl. I deal with guys everyday all day, even in my hobbies, so for someone on the internet to scare me, ****.......................

Anyway, you want to start with recruit first and it needs to be specified what your intentions are and what/where you want to do/go. I would recommend ROTC (obviously) which is going to get him into school. There is a hell of a lot of testing and security levels to pass. His record and him have to be spotless. There are many different levels of JAG and NCIS duties.

I work with Navy and Marines. I am not stationd at Miramar, I just pretty much live there........I am mobile and well they have trouble makers out there! Just kidding.........


Flagg, my photos are on here somewhere, can't remember what thread.....
Oh cool! Thanks.
I went with my friend to the recruiter's already and of course they tried to convince him to do some other crap instead of JAG stuff. Typical.
One of the recruiters had this on his uniform:
http://img33.exs.cx/img33/2047/image133.jpg
Do you know what it is? He seemed like some 'Special Ops' type of guy but I don't know...
I can't remember his name but it was 'Chief' something or other. He had one of these on his hat:
http://img33.exs.cx/img33/1790/image134.jpg
Is that like 'SEALs' or something?
You're so lucky to live at Miramar, I hear the beach there is beautiful (well, the area where the Marines don't practice beach landings anyway LOL!!)
Thanks again LTJG_JAG!

[LTJG_JAG]

It appears to be a spe ops, you don't see those much and they aren't displayed much, if he was spe ops and is only a chief, that is interesting if he is now doing boots?!

SEALs don't get out and do boots.

I live in San Diego, I was kidding about "living" at Miramar. I do so much work at the base there ;)

Anytime................

[moughoun]

*cough* p-)

[LTJG_JAG]

*cough* p-)

Yes?

[moughoun]

*cough* p-)

Yes?
Yes..........Mam snap's to atten-chun





I'm in the military too ;)

[Trigger]

Oh cool! Thanks.
I went with my friend to the recruiter's already and of course they tried to convince him to do some other crap instead of JAG stuff. Typical.
One of the recruiters had this on his uniform:
http://img33.exs.cx/img33/2047/image133.jpg
Do you know what it is? He seemed like some 'Special Ops' type of guy but I don't know...
I can't remember his name but it was 'Chief' something or other. He had one of these on his hat:
http://img33.exs.cx/img33/1790/image134.jpg
Is that like 'SEALs' or something?
You're so lucky to live at Miramar, I hear the beach there is beautiful (well, the area where the Marines don't practice beach landings anyway LOL!!)
Thanks again LTJG_JAG!


It appears to be a spe ops, you don't see those much and they aren't displayed much, if he was spe ops and is only a chief, that is interesting if he is now doing boots?!

SEALs don't get out and do boots.

I live in San Diego, I was kidding about "living" at Miramar. I do so much work at the base there ;)

Anytime................
Wow. That's awesome. Any idea what that 'Spec Ops' thing means? Is it like a body count thing or a sniper thing?
The Chief was hardcore man! He tried to get us to try out the rappelling tower right then and there!

How long have you been in? Do you get decent pay?
My friend works at McDonald's right now so he's ready to start making big bucks.

[moughoun]

I shouldn't wink at an officer :cantbeli: , that's an administrative QM right there :(

[Haiw]

Was the recruiter in anyway related to JAG? Because maybe he was like a SpecOps JAG officer? Like a guy that only handles cases with personel from SpecOps units? (because of the usually rather unique people involved)

[Trigger]

Was the recruiter in anyway related to JAG? Because maybe he was like a SpecOps JAG officer? Like a guy that only handles cases with personel from SpecOps units? (because of the usually rather unique people involved)
That I don't know. He wore dark dark Oakley sunglasses (even indoors) and he had this wicked scar running down his face. He caught me staring at it and gave me a look that chilled my blood. I wasn't about to ask some punk question like 'Are you like a JAG?' ;)

[Uncle Sam]

Okay, sorry guys..............yeah my schedule is a little messed up these days. To comment- I am not wonder women, I just have my **** straight. I know what I want to do and I do it. I have my mind set on things.

Thanks FarmGirl. I deal with guys everyday all day, even in my hobbies, so for someone on the internet to scare me, ****.......................

Anyway, you want to start with recruit first and it needs to be specified what your intentions are and what/where you want to do/go. I would recommend ROTC (obviously) which is going to get him into school. There is a hell of a lot of testing and security levels to pass. His record and him have to be spotless. There are many different levels of JAG and NCIS duties.

I work with Navy and Marines. I am not stationd at Miramar, I just pretty much live there........I am mobile and well they have trouble makers out there! Just kidding.........


Flagg, my photos are on here somewhere, can't remember what thread.....
Oh cool! Thanks.
I went with my friend to the recruiter's already and of course they tried to convince him to do some other crap instead of JAG stuff. Typical.
One of the recruiters had this on his uniform:
http://img33.exs.cx/img33/2047/image133.jpg
Do you know what it is? He seemed like some 'Special Ops' type of guy but I don't know...
I can't remember his name but it was 'Chief' something or other. He had one of these on his hat:
http://img33.exs.cx/img33/1790/image134.jpg
Is that like 'SEALs' or something?
You're so lucky to live at Miramar, I hear the beach there is beautiful (well, the area where the Marines don't practice beach landings anyway LOL!!)
Thanks again LTJG_JAG!

Cool, I hope it goes well for him

[California Joe]

Oh cool! Thanks.
I went with my friend to the recruiter's already and of course they tried to convince him to do some other crap instead of JAG stuff. Typical.
One of the recruiters had this on his uniform:
http://img33.exs.cx/img33/2047/image133.jpg
Do you know what it is? He seemed like some 'Special Ops' type of guy but I don't know...
I can't remember his name but it was 'Chief' something or other. He had one of these on his hat:
http://img33.exs.cx/img33/1790/image134.jpg
Is that like 'SEALs' or something?
You're so lucky to live at Miramar, I hear the beach there is beautiful (well, the area where the Marines don't practice beach landings anyway LOL!!)
Thanks again LTJG_JAG!


It appears to be a spe ops, you don't see those much and they aren't displayed much, if he was spe ops and is only a chief, that is interesting if he is now doing boots?!

SEALs don't get out and do boots.

I live in San Diego, I was kidding about "living" at Miramar. I do so much work at the base there ;)

Anytime................
Wow. That's awesome. Any idea what that 'Spec Ops' thing means? Is it like a body count thing or a sniper thing?
The Chief was hardcore man! He tried to get us to try out the rappelling tower right then and there!

How long have you been in? Do you get decent pay?
My friend works at McDonald's right now so he's ready to start making big bucks.

Christ Trig, he at least needs 4 years of college to start.

[LTJG_JAG]

He will start in school through ROTC then he has to apply to the JAG corps or be "sponsored" into it. They except so many people every year. You are correct he will need at least 4 years of college to apply for corps.

Special Ops are a more elite group above Spec War and Dev group but an equal level like the SEALs. Special Ops are made up of all different types of service people with all different ranks/rates.

I have been in for over 8. I get great pay. Soon I will be sliding up to O3 pay.

[Trigger]

I know CJ, he's just really anxious to go through BUDS and all that. :D

[Baboonass]

[quote="LTJG_JAG"]Special Ops are a more elite group above Spec War and Dev group but an equal level like the SEALs. Special Ops are made up of all different types of service people with all different ranks/rates.

[quote]


That sounds hard core!

Do they alow women to be part of this?

[Trigger]

He will start in school through ROTC then he has to apply to the JAG corps or be "sponsored" into it. They except so many people every year. You are correct he will need at least 4 years of college to apply for corps.

Special Ops are a more elite group above Spec War and Dev group but an equal level like the SEALs. Special Ops are made up of all different types of service people with all different ranks/rates.

I have been in for over 8. I get great pay. Soon I will be sliding up to O3 pay.
OK sweetie, let's just bring this to a screeching halt right here and now.
You say you work for the JAG Corps, yet you somehow (God help me if I know how) mistake this:
http://img33.exs.cx/img33/2047/image133.jpg
for some kind of 'Special Ops' badge.
It's the JAG Corps badge you dumb ****! You know, something you would see every friggin' day!
Oh and this:
http://img33.exs.cx/img33/1790/image134.jpg
is an OFFICER'S CREST, commonly worn on the cover (that's Navy for hat). You would probably wear this every friggin' day unless you're going undercover, all cammed up in the black of night...It would tend to stick out if it was pinned to a balaclava.

Now, tell me about Miramar and allllllll those Marines. Can you even find San Diego on the map?

8 years and only an O-2? My F**KING hairy ass!!!
Bag it now hon, before I really make you life here miserable.
By the way I'm forwarding all of this **** to the proper authorities and a few friends who actually are in the Special Ops community. They're gonna loooooooove to chat with you.

Have a nice day. rofl

[Seoulstriker]

PWNED!!!!!!!!! rofl

[Trigger]

Special Ops are a more elite group above Spec War and Dev group but an equal level like the SEALs. Special Ops are made up of all different types of service people with all different ranks/rates.


That sounds hard core!

Do they alow women to be part of this?
I think they do. The Chief with the dark shades had a woman partner with him. He called her his swim buddy, whatever that means. She reminded me of Linda Hamilton in the Terminator flicks...scary.

[California Joe]

Jesus it's about time. I was cracking the hell up. The old ladies in the office thought I'd lost my damned mind. rofl

Plus I can't keep deleting posts from the helpers all damned day. :P

You're the man Trig. Most fun I've had here in ages.

[Beowulf]

made st1ccy

-b

OMFG Trgger roxors teh bg one111

[Trigger]

Oh Gawd that was fun. I think I need a nap now.
Thanks to everybody for playing along.

[moughoun]

[quote="LTJG_JAG"]Special Ops are a more elite group above Spec War and Dev group but an equal level like the SEALs. Special Ops are made up of all different types of service people with all different ranks/rates.

[quote]


That sounds hard core!

Do they alow women to be part of this?

****, we even got a genuine SEAL to play too woot woot rofl

[ibstolidude]

Oh Gawd that was fun. I think I need a nap now.
Thanks to everybody for playing along.




LTJG_JAG

So what is the answer we want the INTIMATE details.

thank you, thank you.

I hope to get best supporting actor for the less than obvious 'bump'.

[moughoun]

Oh Gawd that was fun. I think I need a nap now.
Thanks to everybody for playing along.




LTJG_JAG

So what is the answer we want the INTIMATE details.

thank you, thank you.

I hope to get best supporting actor for the less than obvious 'bump'.

Ibstolidude wrote

You love me you really love me!! p-) [/b][/i]

[California Joe]

I knew that you knew that she didn't know.

[Haiw]

Great example of MP.net team effort. :D

[ibstolidude]

I did however want to ask if the
Special Ops are a more elite group above Spec War and Dev group but an equal level like the SEALs. are they as good as I was when I was a member of
ASSDUP?
AirForce Space Shuttle Door-gunner, (Universal Program).

[Uncle Sam]

I almost ruined it. But it wasn't my fault! The "edit" button, that's supposed to be over there in the upper right corner went AWOL and hasn't returned. :lol:

[moughoun]

I did however want to asked if the
Special Ops are a more elite group above Spec War and Dev group but an equal level like the SEALs. are they as good as I was when I was a member of
ASSDUP?
AirForce Space Shuttle Door-gunner, (Universal Program).
Yes!!, Jesus exactly how many episode's of Jag do you need to watch to not get caught like that :cantbeli:

[Trigger]

I almost ruined it. But it wasn't my fault! The "edit" button, that's supposed to be over there in the upper right corner went AWOL and hasn't returned. :lol:
Maybe you've been partially banned :lol:

[Apogee]

an MP.net sting at its best

[Uncle Sam]

I almost ruined it. But it wasn't my fault! The "edit" button, that's supposed to be over there in the upper right corner went AWOL and hasn't returned. :lol:
Maybe you've been partially banned :lol:

I guess that's better than being totally being made a fool of by claiming to be a LTJG in JAG and not even knowing the JAG patch or officer cap insignia....

[Tranceaddict]

Best thread of the year :lol:

Can I ask you, Trigger, What first made you suspect that she wasnt really a JAG?

:: passes mic to trigger::

[Trigger]

Best thread of the year :lol:

Can I ask you, Trigger, What first made you suspect that she wasnt really a JAG?

:: passes mic to trigger::
Hmmm. Well, besides the claims of multiple degrees, multiple kids, motorcycle racing, introducing herself by attempting to give details about confidential type work, not having a clue about military heirarchy (E-7, E-8 holding the piss cup for a urinalysis??) or specific features of bases, and poor use of military lingo...or maybe it was her pics that make her look about 16 years old :cantbeli:

[California Joe]

It's probably Mocking.

I knew the second you started acting all sweet to her. Heh.

[Midtown]

can you bitches tell me why trigger isnt a mod?

[Tranceaddict]

can you bitches tell me why trigger isnt a mod?

I definitely agree.

[California Joe]

Because of an incident with some altar boys a while back. *shudder*

Who you calling "bitches" you little Guy LaFleur wannabe inbred mutant?

[moughoun]

Are we all going to hell with Jack because we were mean to a woman? :|

[California Joe]

Yes, yes we are. But this is not a thread of lamentation. It's one of humor and pedantry and fast motorcycles and pretend ranks.

[Fintin]

Are we all going to hell with Jack because we were mean to a woman? :|

no im going to heaven...trigger said so when i was an alter boy :oops:

[moughoun]

Yes, yes we are. But this is not a thread of lamentation. It's one of humor and pedantry and fast motorcycles and pretend ranks.
You mean we're in .................Top gun uncle Joe woot woot ,I'm goose ;)

[Trigger]

Because of an incident with some altar boys a while back. *shudder*
Bless you my son...

...Say, you're not really a Civil War sharpshooter are you? Because I have a friend, and he and I went to this recruiter... p-)

[California Joe]

Why yes, yes I am, I'm the best shot with an M1 Garan...., I mean Sharps rifle in the entire Union Army. Just the other day I was talking to my pal Black Jack Pershing while we ate MRE's that some Mexicans left at the Alamo and he said that they could never have taken Ft. Ticonderoga without me.

[moughoun]

Why yes, yes I am, I'm the best shot with an M1 Garan...., I mean Sharps rifle in the entire Union Army. Just the other day I was talking to my pal Black Jack Pershing while we ate MRE's that some Mexicans left at the Alamo and he said that they could never have taken Ft. Ticonderoga without me.
Didn't you also single handedly defeat the French at waterloo?

[California Joe]

I had a little help from the Japanese Kamikaze pilots.

[Trigger]

Why yes, yes I am, I'm the best shot with an M1 Garan...., I mean Sharps rifle in the entire Union Army. Just the other day I was talking to my pal Black Jack Pershing while we ate MRE's that some Mexicans left at the Alamo and he said that they could never have taken Ft. Ticonderoga without me.
BULLSH*T!!!!
I know for a fact that Black Jack was on a Swift Boat hunting Viet Cong on the Kamchatka penninsula!!

[California Joe]

Nu uh....OK, so what, he's a **** anyway. He was a cheerleader in school once you know.

[Vance]

Trigger is the f*ckin' man. rofl

[Haiw]

Best thread of the year :lol:

Can I ask you, Trigger, What first made you suspect that she wasnt really a JAG?

:: passes mic to trigger::
Hmmm. Well, besides the claims of multiple degrees, multiple kids, motorcycle racing, introducing herself by attempting to give details about confidential type work, not having a clue about military heirarchy (E-7, E-8 holding the piss cup for a urinalysis??) or specific features of bases, and poor use of military lingo...or maybe it was her pics that make her look about 16 years old :cantbeli:
Or the fact that you recognized her nickname. p-)

[Trigger]

Nu uh....OK, so what, he's a **** anyway. He was a cheerleader in school once you know.
So was Paula Abdul, but that didn't stop her from commanding an SSBN under Antarctica.

[moughoun]

Nu uh....OK, so what, he's a **** anyway. He was a cheerleader in school once you know.
So was Paula Abdul, but that didn't stop her from commanding an SSBN under Antarctica.
she was the one who caught the Red October right?

[Trigger]

Nu uh....OK, so what, he's a **** anyway. He was a cheerleader in school once you know.
So was Paula Abdul, but that didn't stop her from commanding an SSBN under Antarctica.
she was the one who caught the Red October right?
No, she was with the SEAL team sent to kill the aliens at the bottom of the Marianas Trench. Geez you people really need to study... ;)

[Hot Lips]

Trigger you big meany. She is too in JAG. She sent me a PM. She was crying after she read your accussations. Are you happy now big man. You made a woman cry. Just to satisfy you I'm posting this cute picture she sent me of her in her uniform. Granted she's not an O3 yet in this photo, but this should be enough to satisfy even you.

























http://store1.yimg.com/I/cbaker8702_1806_47306979.jpg

[Haiw]

That's one helluva BTDT... she's got more patches than a 13-year-old airsofter!

[Trigger]

Ummm, thanks Hot Lips. I suppose she'd do in a pinch, but I prefer Altar Boys...Just ask California Joe p-)
Harrrrrrr!

[Hot Lips]

Before she became an accomplished JAG officer she was a pilot. See her wings *points to picture* right there just under the rainbow patch (I don't know what's with the rainbow patch consider the whole "don't ask don't tell thing" but what do I know).

[Trigger]

Before she became an accomplished JAG officer she was a pilot. See her wings *points to picture* right there just under the rainbow patch (I don't know what's with the rainbow patch consider the whole "don't ask don't tell thing" but what do I know).
I think she was the basis for Tom Clancy's 'Rainbow Six'. Six being her age.

[Ratamacue]

How the hell did I miss this thread? That was the f*cking most hilarious thing I've read in a long time. Bravo Trig. :lol:

[Vance]

I vote this thread, Best Thread of 2004

[California Joe]

It started slow.....

[Midtown]

It started slow.....

Your mom started slow!

Wait your not a priest too are you? ****. meh.

[California Joe]

Hey, get off my Mom, I just got off yours. ;)

This is not about that. Don't ruin the thread.

[Fintin]

Hey, get off my Mom, I just got off yours. ;)

This is not about that. Don't ruin the thread.

your a member of the milf hunters too....you are one seasoned individual

[Flagg]

Unfrickinbelievable....

I had to reread the entire thing 3 times....this makes tacticalmanta and the SAS deathmarch cadet look like poop.

Talk about a properly executed ambush....

I had my suspicions about a hot, straight motorcycle riding female forum member.....the last time I checked.....the female riders I've met are either lesbians, or built like lumberjacks


No, she was with the SEAL team sent to kill the aliens at the bottom of the Marianas Trench. Geez you people really need to study... Wink

Only made possible by the undercover MI6 blocking group of Wang Chung and Bananarama

[WolverineBlue]

Holy jumpin' Jesus -- that was sublime! I admit I was a fan of hers, but I was a little bewildered by the age vs. grade thing...however, I was willing to believe anything she said in the hopes of more revealing pics from Lake Havasu.

Did anyone investigate if the originating IP belonged to a current/ex-member?

[WolverineBlue]

And I'd also like to know how many horndogs PM'd her or carried on with her via e-mail, AIM, etc....

[Fintin]

something smells fishy....























maybe its cause someone was caught with their pants around their ankles

[ibstolidude]

Did anyone investigate if the originating IP belonged to a current/ex-member?
HOLY **** - she has the same IP as Argyll - I mean I know it get's lonely in the sandbox, but that was just wrong.

I can't believe he would play at that just for the ****** attention.

[FallenAngel]

game.

set.

match.

you da man Trig! :D

[Fintin]

she was on earlier...i would have taken a screenshot but i really didnt care

[Beowulf]

un-st1cc1ed...f-n ceyboard

[mocking_loudly_died]

un-st1cc1ed...f-n ceyboard

Stop blaming the keyboard for your education. :D
Me no type no goot.

[Beowulf]

un-st1cc1ed...f-n ceyboard

Stop blaming the keyboard for your education. :D
Me no type no goot.

heh u funny welcome bac

[mocking_loudly_died]

un-st1cc1ed...f-n ceyboard

Stop blaming the keyboard for your education. :D
Me no type no goot.

heh u funny welcome bac

When I think of Beowulf I sing Bonnie Tyler songs AKA "I need a hero".
Don't ask what songs I sing when Joes around.

[James]

Hey Mocking...

You're awfully pretty. Have I said that before? If so, my apologies for repeating it.

So... How's it going?

[Beowulf]

un-st1cc1ed...f-n ceyboard

Stop blaming the keyboard for your education. :D
Me no type no goot.

heh u funny welcome bac

When I think of Beowulf I sing Bonnie Tyler songs AKA "I need a hero".
Don't ask what songs I sing when Joes around.


awesome!.....eye th1nc

[mocking_loudly_died]

Hey Mocking...

You're awfully pretty. Have I said that before? If so, my apologies for repeating it.

So... How's it going?

I'm okay, hurricane Ivan destroyed some of my work (a studio there went kaboom), that was kind of funny and depressing.

Why is old man Beowulf using leet speak? :lol:

[Seoulstriker]

Mocking, welcome back!

[b.scheller]

best thread ever... rofl

[farmgirl]

Oh Gawd that was fun. I think I need a nap now.
Thanks to everybody for playing along.




LTJG_JAG

So what is the answer we want the INTIMATE details.

thank you, thank you.

I hope to get best supporting actor for the less than obvious 'bump'.


Naw... I got the "best supporting" nod.... my bump was so convincing that I got PMs making sure I wasn't falling for her ****...

come on.... as if Trigger has ever been that nice to any chick (other than me) and he was "In The Navy" (as the song goes), so of course he'd know all that stuff....

Trigger... you're "it"
;)

[Seoulstriker]

Will we ever see her again?

[b.scheller]

probably...but this time he/she will be...

DELTA/AIRSOFTER

[Lexi]

BEST THREAD EVER!
rofl rofl rofl
Seriously guys, I'm cryin' here...!

[Trigger]

Did anyone investigate if the originating IP belonged to a current/ex-member?
HOLY **** - she has the same IP as Argyll - I mean I know it get's lonely in the sandbox, but that was just wrong.

I can't believe he would play at that just for the ****** attention.
rofl
I always had my doubts about that guy(?)...Probably not even Scottish.
Good job stoli. Next time I see Michael Moore I'll bitch-slap him and take his 'Palme d'orr' award and give it to you.
However, Farm-mod's bump was slightly more convincing and she looks better in a dress than you. :D

[California Joe]

Nice pal, I endanger my job and clearance by blocking for you while I'm at work and you go with the ****ies.

OK, I don't even side with me in THAT arguement. ;)

Carrion.

[Trigger]

Nice pal, I endanger my job and clearance by blocking for you while I'm at work and you go with the ****ies.

OK, I don't even side with me in THAT arguement. ;)

Carrion.
Wow, what a tool I am! :cantbeli:
OK CJ, you can have my bowling trophy from when I was in 4th grade, and uh, here's 50 bucks...go get yourself a nice piece of ass.
Sorry pal.

[farmgirl]

Did anyone investigate if the originating IP belonged to a current/ex-member?
HOLY **** - she has the same IP as Argyll - I mean I know it get's lonely in the sandbox, but that was just wrong.

I can't believe he would play at that just for the ****** attention.
rofl
I always had my doubts about that guy(?)...Probably not even Scottish.
Good job stoli. Next time I see Michael Moore I'll bitch-slap him and take his 'Palme d'orr' award and give it to you.
However, Farm-mod's bump was slightly more convincing and she looks better in a dress than you. :D


I've got the moves... I got "best bumper"

I rule.... p-)
just wait till I start grinding....














what?

[anonymous individual]

I am going to nominate you guys for Oscars.

[Uncle Sam]

So, has anyone heard anything back form LTJG_JAG ?

Like a defense or anything.

[moughoun]

So, has anyone heard anything back form LTJG_JAG ?

Like a defense or anything.
There is no coming back from that :lol:

[b.scheller]

hahahaha...i was a tomcat pilot...but then i crashed during a routine night flight...and then i became a lawyer...i looked for my father in vietnam...then i found out he was dead in siberia... rofl

[California Joe]

You too?

[moughoun]

You too?
wait a minute, is that you Joe?, I was that Russian woman freedom fighter who spent that amazing night with you p-)

[California Joe]

Sweet. Thanks for loving me long time.

[Trigger]

Buncha pussies...Real men were hunting Viet Cong...just like me and Magnum. p-)

[b.scheller]

oh so you where in the bush too eh...i served in the 484 battalion of the space marines...back in 2345 onboard the uss enterprise...oh damn it...i told you my ability to travel to the future...now...i must edit my post ;)

[Trigger]

oh so you where in the bush too eh...i served in the 484 battalion of the space marines...back in 2345 onboard the uss enterprise...oh damn it...i told you my ability to travel to the future...now...i must edit my post ;)
I assure you, I'm in the bush as often as possible. p-)

[b.scheller]

rofl
you lucky bastard... ;)

[ofpeditor]

no ****, i have to thank you guys for a hell of an amusing thread.

[Stavka]

This one needs bumpage, alot of people haven't seen this thread.

p-)

[Hawkeye]

This one needs bumpage, alot of people haven't seen this thread.

p-)

BUMP ;)

[Gallewicz]

Bolibompa!

[Flagg]

Cheers for bumping the thread.

Texbook ambush execution....no survivors

[Gallewicz]

hahahaha

[CG51]

rofl i had to go back and look at the first couple of pages...too funny... rofl

[Sir Zach of R.]

****, we need to dig up some old threads more often to bump. Someone needs to bump the first thread EVER. That would make them fricking awesome.

[Ratamacue]

This thread should be stickied to show what happens to posers. ;)

[Sir Zach of R.]

Check the General Forum. p-)

[weissent]

Ah!
This thread is the reason why I actually signed on for this forum :)

*needs more bumpage*

[Alleycat]

Now that was frickin hilarious. Good job everyone that participated in it.

[ofpbhd]

rofl wow i never saw this..thanks to the guy who bumped it.


this needs to be a sticky ;)

[1Cie GevGn]

rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl

[Roger Rabbit]

Bump because its a classic

[Ratamacue]

Needs to be stickied and retitled "THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU'RE A POSER!" ;)

[<Gypsum Fantastic>]

Needs to be stickied and retitled "THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU'RE A POSER!" ;)

*Cough* M1A2U2 *Cough*

[[AFSOC]]

canada

[CG51]

My friend works at McDonald's right now so he's ready to start making big bucks.

rofl rofl rofl

[scm77]

I loved this one...


He wore dark dark Oakley sunglasses (even indoors) and he had this wicked scar running down his face. He caught me staring at it and gave me a look that chilled my blood.

rofl :lol: rofl

[BadKarma26]

Needs to be stickied and retitled "THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU'RE A POSER!" ;)

*Cough* M1A2U2 *Cough*

x2 to the MAXXXXXX lol

[EsoognomEhT]

poseur ffs!

[-Jack-]

I loved this one...


He wore dark dark Oakley sunglasses (even indoors) and he had this wicked scar running down his face. He caught me staring at it and gave me a look that chilled my blood.

rofl :lol: rofl

Thats my favourite :lol: ...


.... rofl

[Sir Zach of R.]

I loved this one...


He wore dark dark Oakley sunglasses (even indoors) and he had this wicked scar running down his face. He caught me staring at it and gave me a look that chilled my blood.

rofl :lol: rofl

Classic. rofl

[ShotOver]

I loved this one...


He wore dark dark Oakley sunglasses (even indoors) and he had this wicked scar running down his face. He caught me staring at it and gave me a look that chilled my blood.

rofl :lol: rofl

rofl Yeah, that one was a pisser

[Tranceaddict]

I'm glad to see this bumped for posterity :lol:

[ROY H]

I say im a Army Ranger all the time, but the truth is im a Navy Seal Shadow Warrior with no legs.

[Digital Marine]

I just read the ''what to do with posers''-thread in Invite Only and dug up this thread and read it for the first time... fricken hilarious rofl

[1Cie GevGn]

Why???

[California Joe]

Funny huh. Stupid ass retard posers.

Sorry if my language offends......

[California Joe]

Here's the thread for you guys too lazy to look it up......Trigger rules.

[ed316]

oh man, when was the last time she was here? Hell hope she come back cause I have questions

[Bombtrack]

Needs to be stickied and retitled "THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU'RE A POSER!" ;)

I second this

[Bombtrack]

http://www.militaryphotos.net/forums/images/reputation/reputation_neg.gif Question for LTJG_JAG (http://www.militaryphotos.net/forums/showthread.php?p=1357296#post1357296) 12-30-2005 07:43 PM - jeez

^somehow I got bad rep for the above post.. wtf