bought a gerber knife today

[EvanL]

http://img42.exs.cx/img42/2927/gerber1.jpg
http://img42.exs.cx/img42/521/gerber2.jpg

[Romulus]

They make knives for babies now?

[EvanL]

yeh but they wont let me play with it yet.

[Romulus]

yeh but they wont let me play with it yet.

rofl

[Jack Mehoff]

I have one of these on me all the time.

http://img97.exs.cx/img97/4849/knife2.jpg

[EvanL]

I have one of these on me all the time.

http://img97.exs.cx/img97/4849/knife2.jpg
ohhh congrats for you minut man! what a useful every day tool! :cantbeli:

[MVSpartan117]

Damn jack, your so hardcore! :lol: ;)

[scm77]

Always remember

http://www.osha.gov/SLTC/youth/restaurant/images/knife.gif

[EvanL]

Always remember

http://www.osha.gov/SLTC/youth/restaurant/images/knife.gifI had to take a stupid test like that for m ywork

[usa320]

what?

Whats wrong with talking to someone while using a knife????

At work we used to use these switch blade things to cut open boxes, but some dummy at another store basically lost half his finger, so now we have to use these gay safety cutters...


:roll:

[scm77]

had to take a stupid test like that for m ywork

What is your work?

[Romulus]

had to take a stupid test like that for m ywork

What is your work?

Fruit of a loom inspector 119.
;)

[scm77]

:lol:

[EvanL]

I work in a sports department.

[Sir Zach of R.]

I have the Paraframe 1. Aircraft grade aluminum handle, 420 steel blade. The entire knife is coated with nitride or some wierd ass chemical. I bought it cuz it looked cool.

http://www.knivesman.net/products/3/653?cat=1

[b.scheller]

I have one of these on me all the time.

http://img97.exs.cx/img97/4849/knife2.jpg

wow...good for you...i hope a cop pulls you over and beats your ass for possession

[memphiz]

My gerber knife is much cooler

[EvanL]

I have one of these on me all the time.

http://img97.exs.cx/img97/4849/knife2.jpg

wow...good for you...i hope a cop pulls you over and beats your ass for possessiondont say beat his ass. Thats just gonna make jack go out and intentionally get pulled over just so he can bend over to a man in uniform.

[b.scheller]

rofl

[Jack Mehoff]

I have one of these on me all the time.

http://img97.exs.cx/img97/4849/knife2.jpg

wow...good for you...i hope a cop pulls you over and beats your ass for possession

Wow! You are a ****ing moron. This is Utah in United States of America, NOT Canuckia. If I want, I can carry a conceal firearm because I have a permit.

I can't carry a knife? rofl

[EvanL]

I have one of these on me all the time.

http://img97.exs.cx/img97/4849/knife2.jpg

wow...good for you...i hope a cop pulls you over and beats your ass for possession

Wow! You are a f*** moron. This is Utah in United States of America, NOT Canuckia. If I want, I can carry a conceal firearm because I have a permit.

I can't carry a knife? rofl
Jack i remember you saying a few months ago how you dont have a permit or firearm. So now all of a sudden you do?
BTW- in Canada we can carry firearms and knives. but there is no reason to carry throwing knives. Thats just stupid.

[b.scheller]

dont waste your breath evan...we all know he's a moron

[Jack Mehoff]

I have one of these on me all the time.

http://img97.exs.cx/img97/4849/knife2.jpg

wow...good for you...i hope a cop pulls you over and beats your ass for possession

Wow! You are a f*** moron. This is Utah in United States of America, NOT Canuckia. If I want, I can carry a conceal firearm because I have a permit.

I can't carry a knife? rofl
Jack i remember you saying a few months ago how you dont have a permit or firearm. So now all of a sudden you do?
BTW- in Canada we can carry firearms and knives. but there is no reason to carry throwing knives. Thats just stupid.

Take a guess who lived with me a few months ago?

On topic, didn't you and your boy friend said something about carrying a knife will get me arrested??

[EvanL]

dont waste your breath evan...we all know he's a mormon
true
as long as he doesnt come knocking on my door wearing one of those black ties.

[EvanL]

I have one of these on me all the time.

http://img97.exs.cx/img97/4849/knife2.jpg

wow...good for you...i hope a cop pulls you over and beats your ass for possession

Wow! You are a f*** moron. This is Utah in United States of America, NOT Canuckia. If I want, I can carry a conceal firearm because I have a permit.

I can't carry a knife? rofl
Jack i remember you saying a few months ago how you dont have a permit or firearm. So now all of a sudden you do?
BTW- in Canada we can carry firearms and knives. but there is no reason to carry throwing knives. Thats just stupid.

Take a guess who lived with me a few months ago?

On topic, didn't you and your boy friend said something about carrying a knife will get me arrested??
no he didnt. he says he hopes you get arrested for possession. cus its illegal to carry throwing knives with you. yes even in the states!

[b.scheller]

rofl

jack...your as dumb as your avatar...

[Jack Mehoff]

I have one of these on me all the time.

http://img97.exs.cx/img97/4849/knife2.jpg

wow...good for you...i hope a cop pulls you over and beats your ass for possession

Wow! You are a f*** moron. This is Utah in United States of America, NOT Canuckia. If I want, I can carry a conceal firearm because I have a permit.

I can't carry a knife? rofl
Jack i remember you saying a few months ago how you dont have a permit or firearm. So now all of a sudden you do?
BTW- in Canada we can carry firearms and knives. but there is no reason to carry throwing knives. Thats just stupid.

People carry firearms for self-defense, people carry throwing knives for self-defense. The purpose is the same. Think before you start engaging the keyboard.

[memphiz]

rofl

jack...your as dumb as your avatar...
hes having *** with a punching bag

[b.scheller]

umm sure...you can use a bazooka as self-protection, does that make it legal...NOOOOO

:bash:

[EvanL]

I have one of these on me all the time.

http://img97.exs.cx/img97/4849/knife2.jpg

wow...good for you...i hope a cop pulls you over and beats your ass for possession

Wow! You are a f*** moron. This is Utah in United States of America, NOT Canuckia. If I want, I can carry a conceal firearm because I have a permit.

I can't carry a knife? rofl
Jack i remember you saying a few months ago how you dont have a permit or firearm. So now all of a sudden you do?
BTW- in Canada we can carry firearms and knives. but there is no reason to carry throwing knives. Thats just stupid.

People carry firearms for self-defense, people carry throwing knives for self-defense. The purpose is the same. Think before you start engaging the keyboard.
its legal to have a firearm (licensed) for self defence, but its not legal to have throwing knives as self defence. nor is it even practical.

[UkrainianAmerican]

Evanlloyad and bsheller:
http://www.winternet.com/~mikelr/assets/ListSisters.jpg

Cyber Sisters are an extremely fierce confederation of fighting females who act something like a shrill Greek chorus, echoing and amplifying one another's voice until their foes retreat in disarray. They are generally leaderless, but anyone who challenges one Cyber Sister can expect to be savagely attacked by the others. Only the most powerful and battle-hardened of Warriors is strong enough to weather a Cyber Sisters attack.

[Haiw]

^
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v117/Haiwtje/stfunoobwhip.jpg

[Jack Mehoff]

I have one of these on me all the time.

http://img97.exs.cx/img97/4849/knife2.jpg

wow...good for you...i hope a cop pulls you over and beats your ass for possession

Wow! You are a f*** moron. This is Utah in United States of America, NOT Canuckia. If I want, I can carry a conceal firearm because I have a permit.

I can't carry a knife? rofl
Jack i remember you saying a few months ago how you dont have a permit or firearm. So now all of a sudden you do?
BTW- in Canada we can carry firearms and knives. but there is no reason to carry throwing knives. Thats just stupid.

Take a guess who lived with me a few months ago?

On topic, didn't you and your boy friend said something about carrying a knife will get me arrested??
no he didnt. he says he hopes you get arrested for possession. cus its illegal to carry throwing knives with you. yes even in the states!

What state are you talking about? Each state in the US is like a country because their laws are so damn different. I went to the court room this year and the cops at the entrance kept my knife until I got out of the court. Your point?

[Fintin]

Evanlloyad and bsheller:
http://www.winternet.com/~mikelr/assets/ListSisters.jpg

Cyber Sisters are an extremely fierce confederation of fighting females who act something like a shrill Greek chorus, echoing and amplifying one another's voice until their foes retreat in disarray. They are generally leaderless, but anyone who challenges one Cyber Sister can expect to be savagely attacked by the others. Only the most powerful and battle-hardened of Warriors is strong enough to weather a Cyber Sisters attack.

christ the world is fecked...i...must say this is the first post my RamblingAsshole that is well worht looking at

[UkrainianAmerican]

^
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v117/Haiwtje/stfunoobwhip.jpg
rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl

[b.scheller]

i'm glad you spell...twit

[b.scheller]

evan...its obvious that the twit knows "best" theirs no point of arguing...because he's that much smarter...

[memphiz]

Evanlloyad and bsheller:
http://www.winternet.com/~mikelr/assets/ListSisters.jpg

Cyber Sisters are an extremely fierce confederation of fighting females who act something like a shrill Greek chorus, echoing and amplifying one another's voice until their foes retreat in disarray. They are generally leaderless, but anyone who challenges one Cyber Sister can expect to be savagely attacked by the others. Only the most powerful and battle-hardened of Warriors is strong enough to weather a Cyber Sisters attack.
Ahh how cute your sticking up for your little buddy

[b.scheller]

rofl

[Viktorin]

^
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v117/Haiwtje/stfunoobwhip.jpg


Tom of Finland is DEAD, drop the gayness~!

[Haiw]

Tom of Finland is DEAD, drop the gayness~!
The masses are screaming for revival! :P

[b.scheller]

masses....what masses?

[UkrainianAmerican]

Tom of Finland is DEAD, drop the gayness~!
The masses are screaming for revival! :P
*sound of crickets*

[Fintin]

Tom of Finland is DEAD, drop the gayness~!
The masses are screaming for revival! :P
*sound of crickets*

i heard you pipeing up there boyo...dont be shy...we here in america are excepting of your life choice

[Viktorin]

Tom of Finland is DEAD, drop the gayness~!
The masses are screaming for revival! :P

Hell I aint, I think I am about to turn gay (lesbian) because of Tom of Finland. :fork:

[Haiw]

masses....what masses?
Every supply creates its own demand. p-)

[Viktorin]

masses....what masses?
Every supply creates its own demand. p-)

You must be the demand, eh?

[memphiz]

Tom of Finland is DEAD, drop the gayness~!
The masses are screaming for revival! :P
*sound of crickets*

i heard you pipeing up there boyo...dont be shy...we here in america are excepting of your life choice
hahaha

[Haiw]

Hell I aint, I think I am about to turn gay (lesbian) because of Tom of Finland. :fork:
You see? I wasn't wrong about the pants thing... p-)

[Haiw]

masses....what masses?
Every supply creates its own demand. p-)

You must be the demand, eh?
Nah. I'm the producer. And the guy that sits at the sideline at laughs his ass off. :D

[memphiz]

http://www.gerberblades.com/images/products/6151_lg.gif
This is mine
3.13" blade

[Viktorin]

Hell I aint, I think I am about to turn gay (lesbian) because of Tom of Finland. :fork:
You see? I wasn't wrong about the pants thing... p-)

Oh yeah man, I was sooo trying to get into my best friend's pants. :fork: :-*$

[Haiw]

Well TECHNICALLY speaking you did break your finger in her pants... of course that's leaving out a lot of details, but the facts themselves can't be denied. p-)

[Viktorin]

Well TECHNICALLY speaking you did break your finger in her pants... of course that's leaving out a lot of details, but the facts themselves can't be denied. p-)

I wasn't in her pants, does the outside of her pants count as IN?

[Haiw]

Your finger got TANGLED in her pants. That better? :P

[Jack Mehoff]

http://img90.exs.cx/img90/338/grim2.jpg

[Viktorin]

Your finger got TANGLED in her pants. That better? :P

YES! Jesus, you little ****, I am so going to sit on your face and fart.

[Haiw]

As long as it's in an iglo...

[Viktorin]

As long as it's in an iglo...

Ok, get on my icy bed then. ;)

[Haiw]

Won't the walls melt if it gets too hot in here? ;)

[memphiz]

Your finger got TANGLED in her pants. That better? :P

YES! Jesus, you little ****, I am so going to sit on your face and fart.
sounds hot can i play?

[Viktorin]

Won't the walls melt if it gets too hot in here? ;)

Does that matter my Dutch bitch?

[Viktorin]

Your finger got TANGLED in her pants. That better? :P

YES! Jesus, you little ****, I am so going to sit on your face and fart.
sounds hot can i play?

No, cause I don't even fart, so I don't know how I'm going to pull it off trying to fart in Haiw's face. :|

[EvanL]

Won't the walls melt if it gets too hot in here? ;)

Does that matter my Dutch bitch?woah.
now both JAck Mehoff and Haiw have been pwned by girls

[Jack Mehoff]

Won't the walls melt if it gets too hot in here? ;)

Does that matter my Dutch bitch?

welcome to my club, wooden shoes.

[memphiz]

Your finger got TANGLED in her pants. That better? :P

YES! Jesus, you little ****, I am so going to sit on your face and fart.
sounds hot can i play?

No, cause I don't even fart, so I don't know how I'm going to pull it off trying to fart in Haiw's face. :|
Hahaha
*Refrains from posting more*

[Haiw]

Won't the walls melt if it gets too hot in here? ;)

Does that matter my Dutch bitch?
Nah... nothing wrong with playing games out in the snow. ;)

[Viktorin]

Your finger got TANGLED in her pants. That better? :P

YES! Jesus, you little ****, I am so going to sit on your face and fart.
sounds hot can i play?

No, cause I don't even fart, so I don't know how I'm going to pull it off trying to fart in Haiw's face. :|
Hahaha
*Refrains from posting more*

Post, damnit! :fork: :bash:

[Viktorin]

Won't the walls melt if it gets too hot in here? ;)

Does that matter my Dutch bitch?
Nah... nothing wrong with playing games out in the snow. ;)

It's called a Viking bath. To bathe in the snow. :D

[Jack Mehoff]

Girls in MP.net are so mean. http://forums.offtopic.com/images/smilies/tear.gif

[Haiw]

Mmmmmmmm viking bubble bath it is then! :D

[Viktorin]

Girls in MP.net are so mean. http://forums.offtopic.com/images/smilies/tear.gif

Well, I think we have to be mean in order for the men to stay away and stop harassing?

[Viktorin]

Mmmmmmmm viking bubble bath it is then! :D

W00t, now how is that gonna work? :oops:

[memphiz]

Your finger got TANGLED in her pants. That better? :P

YES! Jesus, you little ****, I am so going to sit on your face and fart.
sounds hot can i play?

No, cause I don't even fart, so I don't know how I'm going to pull it off trying to fart in Haiw's face. :|
Hahaha
*Refrains from posting more*

Post, damnit! :fork: :bash:
hahahaha

[Haiw]

Well you WERE gonna fart in my face right?

[Viktorin]

Well you WERE gonna fart in my face right?

Oh my, grossness........


*Walks of of thread to never return*

[Haiw]

Hey! It was your idea.... feel free to introduce any other viking bath ideas though. :P

[Viktorin]

Hey! It was your idea.... feel free to introduce any other viking bath ideas though. :P


Since when are farts like liquid bubbles? Oh wait, DOH! I was thinking of diarreha... :fork:

[Haiw]

Well it worked in the water. I'm just not exactely an expert about viking baths and farting games. :(

[Viktorin]

Well it worked in the water. I'm just not exactely an expert about viking baths and farting games. :(


Hmm, I guess we'll have to make up some stuff?

[Haiw]

Fine with me. I'll bring clogs and tulips, you bring a plan and a clue (I've lost mine).