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Cassiar
10-20-2004, 05:44 AM
Oct 12 2004

A WOMAN'S remains which were stolen from her grave may have been fed to guinea pigs by animal rights activists, it was claimed yesterday.

Police believe two people spent more than four hours digging up the body of Gladys Hammond, whose son-in-law breeds the animals for medical research.

And last night, there was speculation that fanatics from the Animal Liberation Front may have been responsible and taken the outrage even further.

A source with links to the ALF said: 'There are no lengths that these people will not go to and feeding this poor woman to the guinea pigs is the sort of irony they would like.'

Detective Chief Inspector Nick Baker, heading the inquiry, refused to say which parts of the body had been had been taken during last Wednesday's raid on the grave in the cemetery of St Peter's Church in the village of Yoxall, Staffordshire.

Mrs Hammond, who died aged 82 in 1997, was the mother-in-law of Chris Hall who breeds guinea pigs at a farm in nearby Newchurch.

digrar
10-20-2004, 05:53 AM
That's one of the more disturbing things I have heard.

Hullebullen
10-20-2004, 06:40 AM
And I thought Guineapigs were vegetarians...*pulls out shotgun*

king_nothing100
10-20-2004, 07:20 AM
List of people to beat down on:

1. Hippies
2. Animal rights activists
3. Hippies
4. DU tank rounds protestors
5. Hippies
6. War Protestors

EasyC
10-20-2004, 07:57 AM
rofl thats the saddest thing ive ever heard

Lexi
10-20-2004, 08:00 AM
Remind me to always.. always.. feed my guinea pig...

Okay guys, here's the scoop.
GUINEA PIGS ARE SATAN'S WORKERS.
They put a hole in your pocket book because you have to buy stuff for them... otherwise they look up at you with cute glossy wide brown eyes and do this cute squeal thing that breaks your heart....

And did you know they sleep with their eyes open?
Scared the **** out of my first time I saw it.

... Other than that, holy ****, I want to be fed to guinea pigs....
(Besides the fact that guinea pigs are vegitarians and don't eat meat?)
rofl rofl rofl

Cheers,
Lex

ShotOver
10-20-2004, 08:11 AM
Remind me to always.. always.. feed my guinea pig...

Okay guys, here's the scoop.
GUINEA PIGS ARE SATAN'S WORKERS.
They put a hole in your pocket book because you have to buy stuff for them... otherwise they look up at you with cute glossy wide brown eyes and do this cute squeal thing that breaks your heart....

And did you know they sleep with their eyes open?
Scared the f*** out of my first time I saw it.

... Other than that, holy ****, I want to be fed to guinea pigs....
(Besides the fact that guinea pigs are vegitarians and don't eat meat?)
rofl rofl rofl

Cheers,
Lex

You mean that squeak they make, ALL the time? it's the most annoying noise i have ever heard.
God i hate that noise, me and a couple mates (While pissed) drop-kicked the neibours guinea-pig, didnt survive.

Lexi
10-20-2004, 08:14 AM
Remind me to always.. always.. feed my guinea pig...

Okay guys, here's the scoop.
GUINEA PIGS ARE SATAN'S WORKERS.
They put a hole in your pocket book because you have to buy stuff for them... otherwise they look up at you with cute glossy wide brown eyes and do this cute squeal thing that breaks your heart....

And did you know they sleep with their eyes open?
Scared the f*** out of my first time I saw it.

... Other than that, holy ****, I want to be fed to guinea pigs....
(Besides the fact that guinea pigs are vegitarians and don't eat meat?)
rofl rofl rofl

Cheers,
Lex

You mean that squeak they make, ALL the time? it's the most annoying noise i have ever heard.
God i hate that noise, me and a couple mates (While pissed) drop-kicked the neibours guinea-pig, didnt survive.

penna
10-20-2004, 08:17 AM
i had a guinea pig once, it got cancer. the good ones must develop cancer while the bad ones eat people...

MARINO
10-20-2004, 09:10 AM
wtf

b.scheller
10-20-2004, 09:14 AM
You mean that squeak they make, ALL the time? it's the most annoying noise i have ever heard.
God i hate that noise, me and a couple mates (While pissed) drop-kicked the neibours guinea-pig, didnt survive.

you'se a sick ****...

gaz
10-20-2004, 09:38 AM
God i hate that noise, me and a couple mates (While pissed) drop-kicked the neibours guinea-pig, didnt survive.

I'd always considered the fact that you were a f**king moron but now you've confirmed it.

Haiw
10-20-2004, 09:42 AM
I'm gonna jump on the bandwagon and say PT sucks.

mr.x
10-20-2004, 09:42 AM
Didn't see the why of their action in the article.
Seems kinda suspicious to me.

gaz
10-20-2004, 10:01 AM
Didn't see the why of their action in the article.
Seems kinda suspicious to me.

Christopher Hall breeds Guinea pigs and sells them to a company called Huntingdon Life Sciences for medical research. the Animal Liberation Front want him to stop doing it and have resorted to a very dirty campaign including the intimidation of families of farmhands, spreading leaflets falsely accusing farmhands of ******ly abusing children, intimidation and arson against any company that does business with Mr Hall (Even down to the garage that sells him diesel for his tractors and the pub that serves him in his off time) and now this latest thing, the theft of his Mother-In-Laws body. The above article is complete speculation in regards to "feeding his body to Guinea pigs", it's whereabouts are still unknown although Mr Hall has recieved some letters from the people who claim to have it.

ShotOver
10-20-2004, 10:58 AM
God i hate that noise, me and a couple mates (While pissed) drop-kicked the neibours guinea-pig, didnt survive.

I'd always considered the fact that you were a f**king moron but now you've confirmed it.

What i ever say before to make you think that? :|
Fuuuuck.. The Aussie killed a rodent, what a bastard.
pfft.

Imshi-Yallah
10-20-2004, 01:21 PM
Hmmm methinks the police should just deploy a hundred foot banner that states:

You people are just to f*cking weird

molly747
10-20-2004, 02:22 PM
I don't see how that whole thing is possible. If she was under the ground for 7 years, there wouldn't be much of her left. And if they used embalming fluid, then her flesh would be too toxic to eat anyway, pumped full of chemicals. It would have turned into something waxy and hard. Besides, aren't guinea pigs mostly omnivores? Sounds like some crazy fear tactic propaganda from crazy animal activists.

ßå$tĮТHÏ¿ð
10-20-2004, 02:33 PM
I don't see how that whole thing is possible. If she was under the ground for 7 years, there wouldn't be much of her left. And if they used embalming fluid, then her flesh would be too toxic to eat anyway, pumped full of chemicals. It would have turned into something waxy and hard. Besides, aren't guinea pigs mostly omnivores? Sounds like some crazy fear tactic propaganda from crazy animal activists.

You'd be suprised what animals would eat if there hungry enough, I fed a pig barbed wire and it ate it all, and wanted more. :D

gaz
10-20-2004, 02:49 PM
God i hate that noise, me and a couple mates (While pissed) drop-kicked the neibours guinea-pig, didnt survive.

I'd always considered the fact that you were a f**king moron but now you've confirmed it.

What i ever say before to make you think that? :|
Fuuuuck.. The Aussie killed a rodent, what a bastard.
pfft.

I find it easier to believe that everyone in the world is a f**king moron until they prove otherwise, you've yet to achieve that distinction.


I don't see how that whole thing is possible.

It's possible, (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/staffordshire/3732990.stm) it's just that the article above is scaremongering crap.

Bombtrack
10-20-2004, 02:49 PM
I don't see how that whole thing is possible. If she was under the ground for 7 years, there wouldn't be much of her left. And if they used embalming fluid, then her flesh would be too toxic to eat anyway, pumped full of chemicals. It would have turned into something waxy and hard. Besides, aren't guinea pigs mostly omnivores? Sounds like some crazy fear tactic propaganda from crazy animal activists.

You'd be suprised what animals would eat if there hungry enough, I fed a pig barbed wire and it ate it all, and wanted more. :D

Ahahaha

From BC eh... fed any women to the pigs too?

Abolith
10-20-2004, 04:06 PM
Didn't see the why of their action in the article.
Seems kinda suspicious to me.

Christopher Hall breeds Guinea pigs and sells them to a company called Huntingdon Life Sciences for medical research. the Animal Liberation Front want him to stop doing it and have resorted to a very dirty campaign including the intimidation of families of farmhands, spreading leaflets falsely accusing farmhands of ******ly abusing children, intimidation and arson against any company that does business with Mr Hall (Even down to the garage that sells him diesel for his tractors and the pub that serves him in his off time) and now this latest thing, the theft of his Mother-In-Laws body. The above article is complete speculation in regards to "feeding his body to Guinea pigs", it's whereabouts are still unknown although Mr Hall has recieved some letters from the people who claim to have it.


I think that it was me I would go "boondock Saints" on their ass

Upornik
10-20-2004, 04:44 PM
A WOMAN'S remains which were stolen from her grave may have been fed to guinea pigs by animal rights activists, it was claimed yesterday.

Police believe two people spent more than four hours digging up the body of Gladys Hammond, whose son-in-law breeds the animals for medical research.

pwned!!!

rofl rofl rofl

Rilence
10-20-2004, 04:58 PM
A WOMAN'S remains which were stolen from her grave may have been fed to guinea pigs by animal rights activists, it was claimed yesterday.

Police believe two people spent more than four hours digging up the body of Gladys Hammond, whose son-in-law breeds the animals for medical research.

pwned!!!

rofl rofl rofl
:|

walford
10-20-2004, 11:41 PM
...me and a couple mates (While pissed) drop-kicked the neibours guinea-pig, didnt survive.
Out of weekness, cowardice and/or anger I have done some things that caused pain to others -- including animals -- that I deeply regret. These transgressions haunt me nearly every day.

You on the other hand seem to be proud of what you've done. For every action is a reaction.

walford
10-20-2004, 11:42 PM
BTW, a cavy is not a rodent.

ShotOver
10-21-2004, 03:40 AM
...me and a couple mates (While pissed) drop-kicked the neibours guinea-pig, didnt survive.
Out of weekness, cowardice and/or anger I have done some things that caused pain to others -- including animals -- that I deeply regret. These transgressions haunt me nearly every day.

You on the other hand seem to be proud of what you've done. For every action is a reaction.

Hardly proud about it, didnt even say it was me who put pig to shoe. You lot assume **** too much.
Also very, very quick to judge.

ßå$tĮТHÏ¿ð
10-21-2004, 04:08 AM
I don't see how that whole thing is possible. If she was under the ground for 7 years, there wouldn't be much of her left. And if they used embalming fluid, then her flesh would be too toxic to eat anyway, pumped full of chemicals. It would have turned into something waxy and hard. Besides, aren't guinea pigs mostly omnivores? Sounds like some crazy fear tactic propaganda from crazy animal activists.

You'd be suprised what animals would eat if there hungry enough, I fed a pig barbed wire and it ate it all, and wanted more. :D

Ahahaha

From BC eh... fed any women to the pigs too?

Nope, just barbed wire :D

gaz
10-21-2004, 10:34 AM
...me and a couple mates (While pissed) drop-kicked the neibours guinea-pig, didnt survive.



Hardly proud about it, didnt even say it was me who put pig to shoe. You lot assume **** too much.
Also very, very quick to judge.

The fact that you wrote "me and a couple of mates" either suggests you did it yourself or didn't stop your friend doing it, either way you're a f**king moron.

ShotOver
10-21-2004, 11:01 AM
...me and a couple mates (While pissed) drop-kicked the neibours guinea-pig, didnt survive.



Hardly proud about it, didnt even say it was me who put pig to shoe. You lot assume **** too much.
Also very, very quick to judge.

The fact that you wrote "me and a couple of mates" either suggests you did it yourself or didn't stop your friend doing it, either way you're a f**king moron.

I'm not actually.
In all honesty, not a ****ing moron at all.

gaz
10-21-2004, 11:19 AM
I think there's a very good chance that you're not one, unfortunately however based on the merits of this story it appears that you are and you're casual reply of "pfft." afterwards makes it look even worse.

For the next few days at least, you're a f**king moron.

If that thought bothers you at all then in the future try not to appear so blase about killing an animal for no apparent reason in a way that was pretty likely to cause it pain before it died, if it doesn't bother you then you really are a f**king moron and you don't deserve any more of my time.

ShotOver
10-21-2004, 11:26 AM
I think there's a very good chance that you're not one, unfortunately however based on the merits of this story it appears that you are and you're casual reply of "pfft." afterwards makes it look even worse.

For the next few days at least, you're a f**king moron.

If that thought bothers you at all then in the future try not to appear so blase about killing an animal for no apparent reason in a way that was pretty likely to cause it pain before it died, if it doesn't bother you then you really are a f**king moron and you don't deserve any more of my time.

You make a good point, and i apologize for comming off as a man with the intelligence of a mule.
And for the sake of it, i am not proud of doing any harm to any animal that i have caused, or any of my mates have caused.
Was just one of those things, i'm sure you have done the same, maybe not to such an extent as that.

Ze
10-21-2004, 11:32 AM
i used to have a guinea pig that ran free in the garden with the rabbits n chikens.. the chickens ate it :|

gaz
10-21-2004, 11:45 AM
You make a good point, and i apologize for comming off as a man with the intelligence of a mule.
And for the sake of it, i am not proud of doing any harm to any animal that i have caused, or any of my mates have caused.
Was just one of those things, i'm sure you have done the same, maybe not to such an extent as that.

I'm the first to admit I've done some ridiculously stupid things in my life while drunk, but I've never intentionally harmed another person or animal, nor have I stood by while my friends have.

I accept your apology and can tell you that you're a better man in my eyes for it.