Germany doesn't measure up to rest of EU

[kutter]

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_358876.html

German *****es 'too small for EU condoms'

Germany has demanded a rethink on EU guidelines on condom size after finding its average ***** did not measure up.

Doctors around Essen were ordered by the government's health department to check out the average size suggested by Brussels.

They reported the EU has overestimated the size of the average ***** by almost 20% and insist other countries will discover the same.

Urologist Gunther Hagler, head of the team compiling the research, said: "By checking hundreds of patients we found German *****es were too small for standard EU condoms.

"On average they were 14.48 cms long and 3.95 cms wide. That makes them much smaller than the EU standard condom size of 17 cms in length and 5.6 cms in width."

He denied the German man was any smaller than the rest of Europe, adding: "We think the EU has got its sums wrong, and if other countries were to check out their men's assets they would find the EU has made a mistake in its calculations.

"There should be a rethink and the EU statisticians should check their figures again. After all, they have also ruled EU standard condoms should be able to hold 18 litres of fluid without breaking, which also seems a bit excessive."

[army cadet_ngcsu]

Ahahahahaha!!!

[Kekkonen]

"On average they were 14.48 cms long and 3.95 cms wide. That makes them much smaller than the EU standard condom size of 17 cms in length and 5.6 cms in width."

He denied the German man was any smaller than the rest of Europe, adding: "We think the EU has got its sums wrong, and if other countries were to check out their men's assets they would find the EU has made a mistake in its calculations.

14.48 cm, here in Sweden the average size is about 15 cm, don´t know exactely.
I don´t know what giant ***** countries it is that makes the EU average go up to 17
centimeters, but I assume that in typical "macho culture" countries like for example
Italy, the men in surveys claim that they have giant 27 cm when they in fact have
smaller ones than the Germans.

Btw fokking with a too big condom is just annoying since it "rolls off", but having one
too small kind of gives you gangrene. So this is one serious issue indeed!

[FallenAngel]

....but my girlfriend always told me size didn't matter :|

[mr.x]

HOLY CRAP!!!
I hope this issue is addressed in the E.U. constitution otherwise y'all are ****ed...or maybe not :D

*the opinion stated above is for humorous purposes only, any offense taken without the express written consent of the author is prohibited...and stupid*

SUCKS TO BE GERMAN IF U KNOW WHAT I MEAN

[elguapo]

That explains a lot :D


http://www.koenemannsausage.com/images/beer_big.jpg

[elguapo]

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http://audiman.ru/images/audi-tt-03.jpg

http://www.subito.net/xx96/cars/s_BMW_Nazca_C2_Italdesign_02.jpg


http://www.21stcentury.co.uk/images/cars/mercedez_slr1.jpg

[Viktorin]

What a topic. *Adds this to favourites list* rofl

[Seiyuuki]

So the sausages and cars were compensating for something...

[Seiyuuki]

So the sausages and cars were compensating for something... :lol:

[Seiyuuki]

Stupid no edit button...

[Kekkonen]

So what would you choose. Alternative A or alternative B.

http://talibaneries.free.fr/BenLaden/bin-lada.jpg
Alt A: 17 cm ***** and this

http://www.caradisiac.com/media/images/le_mag/mag107/gayna_bmw_Z3_02_pop.jpg
Alt B: 14.85 cm ***** and this.

[Hullebullen]

Good for the germans that they invented S/M *** then...so they don't have to worry so much about size... p-)

[perdurabo]

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14.48 cm, here in Sweden the average size is about 15 cm, don´t know exactely.
I don´t know what giant ***** countries it is that makes the EU average go up to 17
centimeters,
well you know there are new members ... p-)

[Lazy Lob]

you gits............its colder in Germany

[perdurabo]

you gits............its colder in Germany
warmer than in new EU countries p-)
BTW now you understand why Hitler hated Blacks Poles and Jews... p-)

[Rantanplan]

no comment

[Lazy Lob]

you gits............its colder in Germany
warmer than in new EU countries p-)


just a bit of levity, thats all... ;)

[cut]

no comment

says it all :P

[Rantanplan]

bugger off! p-)

haha germans have small *****es hahahaa

[2Sheds_Jackson]

See, now what you've got here is a failure of your system of measurement. What the hell is a "cm"? You can't function or even perpetuate your species with your wang measured in "cm".

Here in America, we measure things as God himself intended in Inches. So our *****es are say, 12in, 13in, 15in, etc. - it's all good.

[cut]

See, now what you've got here is a failure of your system of measurement. What the hell is a "cm"? You can't function or even perpetuate your species with your wang measured in "cm".

Here in America, we measure things as God himself intended in Inches. So our *****es are say, 12in, 13in, 15in, etc. - it's all good.

if that were true you'd drive on the left as god intended instead of copying the french.

[HooyahCQB]

I would say something, but it would be mean, so i'm not going to say it!


Cheers...

[Haiw]

So much for that whole 'lebensraum' crap... ;)

[Raistlin]

You're all talking about diameter right?

[kinghk]

haha germans have small *****es hahahaa

You know that german descent is the most common in USA?

[Shadow]

haha germans have small *****es hahahaa

You know that german descent is the most common in USA?

PWN3D!
I'm going to put this in my signature.

[Freibier]

I bet the average size in Germany isn't smaller than in any other EU country, that's actually what the article says. Other countries are just afraid of making studies about it :lol:
So keep laughing and dreaming boys :P

[Caraway]

http://www.koenemannsausage.com/images/beer_big.jpg

OMG!!! Looks delicious... *drools*