North Korea Calls Rumsfeld Illiterate Psychopath

[He219]

SEOUL (*******) - North Korea (news - web sites) described Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld as a dictatorial psychopath and a politically illiterate old man for criticizing Pyongyang and predicting its system would collapse.

"While the situation in North Korea sometimes looks bleak, I'm convinced that one day freedom will come to the people and light up that oppressed land with hope and promise," he said in a speech mostly about the U.S.-South Korean military alliance. The response from the North's official KCNA news agency was harsh even by its own rich rhetorical standards.

"His remarks only go to prove that he is just an old man politically illiterate as he cannot measure up the present reality when all the countries are promoting peaceful co-existence, reconciliation and cooperation irrespective of ideologies and beliefs," it said in a long commentary.

"It is not likely at all that he would speak truth as he is obsessed with wantonly harassing peace and security in different parts of the world and igniting wars. His outbursts, therefore, cannot be construed otherwise than a desperate shrill cry of a psychopath on his death bed."

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More Here (http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=578&ncid=578&e=4&u=/nm/20030927/ts_nm/korea_north_rumsfeld_dc).

[Rantanplan]

I think somebody gots a new Job
http://www.welovetheiraqiinformationminister.com/images/07-minister.jpg rofl

[Jooglae]

They always **** on American politicians. It's a routine thing.

Last time the North Koreans called John Bolton 'a human scum'.

[Herrmannek]

This guy was great. I Wonder why CNN or TVP(Polish public television) didn't hired him :).

[budanski]

"The Pot calls the Kettle Black"

This is rich. Psychopaths are calling Rummy a psychopath?

Wow. deep.

*wondering if i need to add a source to this...

[California Joe]

WASHINGTON (*******) - United States(news - web sites) Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld responded to Korean name calling today by simply stating "I know you are, but what am I?"


;)

[budanski]

rofl

Good one chief!

[usa320]

LMFAO at California Joe.

rofl

[Kitsune]

This is an outrageous lie !!!! Rumsfeld can read and write !!!

;)

[Fargin]

This guy was great. I Wonder why CNN or TVP(Polish public television) didn't hired him :).

I thinks he's the Camp X-ray Jeporady gueststar.

[StarvingStudent47]

As someone else said, "the pot calling the kettle black." Maybe tomorrow, Muammar Qadafi will call Rumsfeld "irrational," or Vladimir Putin will announce that Cheney needs a tan...

[walford]

http://www.sfbayguardian.com/jokes/


Axis of Evil by John Cleese

Bitter after being snubbed for membership in the "Axis of Evil," Libya, China and Syria today announced that they had formed the "Axis of Just as Evil," which they said would be more evil than that stupid Iran-Iraq-North Korea axis President Bush warned of in his State of the Union address. Axis of Evil members, however, immediately dismissed the new Axis as having, for starters, a really dumb name.

"Right. They are just as evil . . . in their dreams!" declared North Korean leader Kim Jong-il. "Everybody knows we're the best evils . . . best at being evil . . . we're the best."

Diplomats from Syria denied they were jealous over being excluded, although they conceded that they did ask if they could join the Axis of Evil.

"They told us it was full," said Syrian President Bashar al-Assad.

"An axis can't have more than three countries," explained Iraqi President Saddam Hussien. "This is not my rule, it's tradition. In World War II you had Germany, Italy and Japan in the evil Axis. So, you can only have three, and a secret handshake. Ours is wickedly cool."

International reaction to Bush's Axis of Evil declaration was swift, as within minutes, France surrendered. Elsewhere, peer-conscious nations rushed to gain triumvirate status in what has become a game of geopolitical chairs. Cuba, Sudan and Serbia announced that they had formed the "Axis of Somewhat Evil," forcing Somalia to join with Uganda and Myanmar in the "Axis of Occasionally Evil," while Bulgaria, Indonesia and Russia established the "Axis of Not So Much Evil Really as Just Generally Disagreeable."

With the criteria suddenly expanded and all the desirable clubs filling up, Sierra Leone, El Salvador, and Rwanda applied to be called the "Axis of Countries That Aren't the Worst But Certainly Won't Be Asked to Host the Olympics." Canada, Mexico and Australia formed the"Axis of Nations That Are Actually Quite Nice But Secretly Have Some Nasty Thoughts About America," while Scotland, New Zealand and Spain established the "Axis of Countries That Want Sheep to Wear Lipstick."

"That's not a threat, really, just something we like to do," said Scottish Executive First Minister Jack McConnell.

[jdbjdb]

The North Korean Dictator needs a serious asskicking!

[Saranof]

I think somebody gots a new Job
http://www.welovetheiraqiinformationminister.com/images/07-minister.jpg rofl


I love tat guy :)
You reckon Kims gonna say anything about thier shovels? woot

[warchild1/27scout]

i wish that guy would get his own reality tv show. would'nt people **** thier pants.

[Saranof]

i wish that guy would get his own reality tv show. would'nt people **** thier pants.

You mean you haven't already?

[duck]

Heh, maybe this is the way to go in the electorial debates. Why not borrow some SOTB expressions from Saddam too? I'm just getting this picture of a democratic candidate saying with a smile: "Well, Dubya, your reply was quite smart for an illiteral psychopath." "Thanks Wesley, you are one carpet-biting maniac I always enjoy debating with."

[UkrainianAmerican]

Baghdad bob got a job as a correspondent with Abu Dhabi TV
(not a joke)

[usa320]

that guy is great...hillarious.

[Haiw]

Baghdad Bob = Comedian of the Year 2003 :D

[Nizark]

Rummy is my boss too...and i think he can read..understand, but comprehend..uhhhhh


THIS JUST IN:

http://www.welovetheiraqiinformationminister.com/images/cnn-mss.jpg

[oakes]

"Well, Dubya, your reply was quite smart for an illiteral psychopath." "Thanks Wesley, you are one carpet-biting maniac I always enjoy debating with."

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Smooth, man. Unfortunately, this IS the way the dems debate.

[mustamato]

http://www.worldnewsbulletin.com/images/hit25.jpg
"Calm down, don´t you americans have any humour?"

[Trigger]

rofl @walford

[TriggerPuller]

Assasinations of Heads of State needs to be seriously looke at again!!!!!!!!

TP