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StarvingStudent47
12-16-2004, 10:00 PM
http://www.thehebrewhammer.com/

Find a copy of this if you can. It's Jewsploitation in the same vein as classic blaxploitation like Shaft and Superfly. Here's a brief plot summary:

Santa's neo-Nazi son, Damien Claus, stabs Santa to death, takes over the North Pole, and replaces the elves with Taiwanese children working for peanuts. He then sets out with his evil sidekick Tiny Tim on a mission to make Christmas the only pre-new-years holiday. Hanukkah is his main target, though Kwanzaa is also on the list. It's up to the superpimp Mordechai Jefferson Carver, aka the Hebrew Hammer, to stop him. Together with his backers at the Jewish Justice League, and some help from Muhammad Ali Paula Abdul Rahim and the Kwanzaa Liberation Front, it's time to make the holiday season safe for one and all.

This film features lowered Cadillacs with fuzzy dreidels on the rearview mirrors, gangsta elves, Jewish mothers arranging blowjobs for their sons, and the unleashing of the most powerful weapon in the Jewish arsenal (no spoilers please anybody, for those who haven't seen it yet).

I'm not joking. Somebody actually made this movie.

PS--The movie stars Adam Goldberg as the Hebrew Hammer and Andy **** as Damien Claus.

StarvingStudent47
12-16-2004, 10:06 PM
http://www.thehebrewhammer.com/images/Slideshow/1.jpg

http://www.thehebrewhammer.com/images/Slideshow/4.jpg

http://www.thehebrewhammer.com/images/Slideshow/5.jpg

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http://www.thehebrewhammer.com/images/Slideshow/17.jpg

fred_engles
12-16-2004, 10:18 PM
I actually found it rather weak, myself. To each his own, I guess.

Rantanplan
12-17-2004, 05:24 AM
wtf?

Stavka
12-17-2004, 05:25 AM
That was quite the random plot... A must see, I'm sure. :D

FallenAngel
12-17-2004, 05:30 AM
so THIS is what happens when writters smoke WAY too much weed..... p-)

American Patriot
12-17-2004, 05:31 AM
pfft, it was funny.

SeanAshi
12-17-2004, 05:35 AM
I liked it when Mordechai threw a fist full of shekels in that nazi bartenders face, that **** bounced all over the place. rofl

Gallewicz
12-17-2004, 08:48 AM
CAnīt find it here in Sweden... Any good webshop that has it?

EffJi
12-17-2004, 09:06 AM
Yeah, there is a really good shop called P2P. try it, the prices are really low.

Gallewicz
12-17-2004, 09:19 AM
Meh, I prefer to buy it... :/