StarvingStudent47
12-16-2004, 10:00 PM
http://www.thehebrewhammer.com/
Find a copy of this if you can. It's Jewsploitation in the same vein as classic blaxploitation like Shaft and Superfly. Here's a brief plot summary:
Santa's neo-Nazi son, Damien Claus, stabs Santa to death, takes over the North Pole, and replaces the elves with Taiwanese children working for peanuts. He then sets out with his evil sidekick Tiny Tim on a mission to make Christmas the only pre-new-years holiday. Hanukkah is his main target, though Kwanzaa is also on the list. It's up to the superpimp Mordechai Jefferson Carver, aka the Hebrew Hammer, to stop him. Together with his backers at the Jewish Justice League, and some help from Muhammad Ali Paula Abdul Rahim and the Kwanzaa Liberation Front, it's time to make the holiday season safe for one and all.
This film features lowered Cadillacs with fuzzy dreidels on the rearview mirrors, gangsta elves, Jewish mothers arranging blowjobs for their sons, and the unleashing of the most powerful weapon in the Jewish arsenal (no spoilers please anybody, for those who haven't seen it yet).
I'm not joking. Somebody actually made this movie.
PS--The movie stars Adam Goldberg as the Hebrew Hammer and Andy **** as Damien Claus.
Find a copy of this if you can. It's Jewsploitation in the same vein as classic blaxploitation like Shaft and Superfly. Here's a brief plot summary:
Santa's neo-Nazi son, Damien Claus, stabs Santa to death, takes over the North Pole, and replaces the elves with Taiwanese children working for peanuts. He then sets out with his evil sidekick Tiny Tim on a mission to make Christmas the only pre-new-years holiday. Hanukkah is his main target, though Kwanzaa is also on the list. It's up to the superpimp Mordechai Jefferson Carver, aka the Hebrew Hammer, to stop him. Together with his backers at the Jewish Justice League, and some help from Muhammad Ali Paula Abdul Rahim and the Kwanzaa Liberation Front, it's time to make the holiday season safe for one and all.
This film features lowered Cadillacs with fuzzy dreidels on the rearview mirrors, gangsta elves, Jewish mothers arranging blowjobs for their sons, and the unleashing of the most powerful weapon in the Jewish arsenal (no spoilers please anybody, for those who haven't seen it yet).
I'm not joking. Somebody actually made this movie.
PS--The movie stars Adam Goldberg as the Hebrew Hammer and Andy **** as Damien Claus.