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Seoulstriker
10-13-2003, 02:14 PM
I am resurrecting an old poll (before being locked :P ) asking who in the fora are circumcised. It's kind of funny...

Seoulstriker
10-13-2003, 02:27 PM
at least one person other than myself has voted...

Herrmannek
10-13-2003, 02:31 PM
Why do you have such interest in that mater?

Seoulstriker
10-13-2003, 02:34 PM
Why do you have such interest in that mater?

I always thought that circumcision was a standard procedure for infants after birth... I'm just wondering whose parents decided that it was wrong to circumcise.

during the 80s, there was some medical research on the adverse effects of circumcision, and I'm wondering whose parents were influenced by that.

Jack Mehoff
10-13-2003, 03:28 PM
Circumcised here

Nawlins
10-13-2003, 03:32 PM
Thanks for putting in the extra option... since some (though not many) of us don't have the necessary equipment. :)

Jack Mehoff
10-13-2003, 03:34 PM
Thanks for putting in the extra option... since some (though not many) of us don't have the necessary equipment. :)

Are you a babe?

Nawlins
10-13-2003, 03:35 PM
I sure am.

JiJoMacLE45
10-13-2003, 03:37 PM
Damn, and you've hung around this long. We usually scare them all away.

Gringo
10-13-2003, 03:43 PM
Damn, and you've hung around this long. We usually scare them all away.

u need to rephrase that mate, to "I usually scare them all away".

Kriz
10-13-2003, 04:12 PM
Why do you have such interest in that mater?

I always thought that circumcision was a standard procedure for infants after birth... I'm just wondering whose parents decided that it was wrong to circumcise.

during the 80s, there was some medical research on the adverse effects of circumcision, and I'm wondering whose parents were influenced by that.

In the USA I think most infants get circumcised, here in Europe however almost nobody does it unless there is a "real" medical reason.

Seoulstriker
10-13-2003, 04:16 PM
Why do you have such interest in that mater?

I always thought that circumcision was a standard procedure for infants after birth... I'm just wondering whose parents decided that it was wrong to circumcise.

during the 80s, there was some medical research on the adverse effects of circumcision, and I'm wondering whose parents were influenced by that.

In the USA I think most infants get circumcised, here in Europe however almost nobody does it unless there is a "real" medical reason.

you're kidding!!! i had no idea the difference of circumcision in the US and Europe! :o

Seoulstriker
10-13-2003, 04:16 PM
I sure am.

why didn't you vote?

JiJoMacLE45
10-13-2003, 04:33 PM
u need to rephrase that mate, to "I usually scare them all away".

Your absolutely right, ScreamingEagle does scare them all away. ;)

Beowulf
10-13-2003, 04:59 PM
I sure am.

why didn't you vote?

she probably picked the last one..... ;)

Seoulstriker
10-13-2003, 05:14 PM
I sure am.

why didn't you vote?

she probably picked the last one..... ;)


hehehehe.

non-zero possibility
10-13-2003, 05:25 PM
I HAVE NO *****!

Seoulstriker
10-13-2003, 05:27 PM
I HAVE NO *****!

rofl

are you a dude? or something i don't want to know about?

non-zero possibility
10-13-2003, 05:44 PM
Yeh im a guy, and I do. But, we can all dream













...... just kidding :cantbeli:

NcDeuce
10-13-2003, 06:01 PM
Ay yi yi :cantbeli:

Haiw
10-13-2003, 06:05 PM
why wud u get circumsised when there's no religious or medical necessity? :|
i mean, why wud u wanna abort that foreskin ;)

Seoulstriker
10-13-2003, 06:13 PM
why wud u get circumsised when there's no religious or medical necessity? :|
i mean, why wud u wanna abort that foreskin ;)


hey.

the epithelial cells from the forskin can be spread out to cover an entire football field. they are used to treat burn victims.

Fargin
10-13-2003, 06:22 PM
I'd like to submit proof, but my scanner doesn't work. ;)

Seoulstriker
10-13-2003, 06:23 PM
I'd like to submit proof, but my scanner doesn't work. ;)


ich! :petting:

GearGod
10-13-2003, 07:10 PM
why wud u get circumsised when there's no religious or medical necessity? i mean, why wud u wanna abort that foreskin
Aesthetic (http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=aesthetic) purposes perhaps? I mean which is aesthetically superior? Function vs. Aesthetics maybe? Hahaha :lol:

Scrim
10-13-2003, 07:35 PM
Man, I hope I never get burned. I dont want any of you assholes' foreskins near me. ;)
America is the only country in the "civillised" world that practices this (other than for religious reasons). I was born in the UK so I am "the hooded one", and proud of it.

California Joe
10-13-2003, 07:51 PM
Chicks dig our sticks.

Gawd I hope this never becomes a "sticky" thread

Scrim
10-13-2003, 07:56 PM
I never met a girl that didnt like the extra skin.
I also tell them that the warts are really a French Tickler.

Nawlins
10-13-2003, 08:31 PM
Damn, and you've hung around this long. We usually scare them all away.

Haha. You guys aren't that scary. Besides, I've learned alot being here. It's kind of funny being the only girl though. Especially when topics like this pop up....

Actually I understand Seoul's curiosity about it, considering he's a med student. I think it's a good idea for hygienic reasons, but I know people who are adamantly opposed, and I don't understand why.

Please, no embarrassing responses to that, boys. I'm just saying what I think.

Edit: I just went back and read the last few responses... ew.

non-zero possibility
10-13-2003, 08:47 PM
ohh boy, im going to tell my cousin that the skin on his arm is made from foreskin.

Ratamacue
10-13-2003, 09:05 PM
I'm cut, unfortunately.

Seoulstriker
10-13-2003, 09:06 PM
ohh boy, im going to tell my cousin that the skin on his arm is made from foreskin.


i'm sure he will enjoy that! rofl

woot

non-zero possibility
10-13-2003, 09:08 PM
he just smacked the shiet out of me, Oh well im still laughin,

im cut, being cut rules, and if its only religious or american ITS LIKE HAVING A AMERICAN FLAG ON YOUR... wait nevermind.

Seoulstriker
10-13-2003, 09:10 PM
has anyone heard of David Reimer?

very, very, very, very interesting life he has. :(

Seoulstriker
10-13-2003, 09:12 PM
he just smacked the shiet out of me, Oh well im still laughin,

im cut, bein cut rolls, and if its only religious or american ITS LIKE HAVING A AMERICAN FLAG ON YOUR... wait nevermind.

that could have been a very cruel childhood nickname: forearm foreskin, foreskin, etc.

hahahaha.

Sabre
10-14-2003, 12:08 PM
Haiw wrote:
why wud u get circumsised when there's no religious or medical necessity?
i mean, why wud u wanna abort that foreskin



hey.

the epithelial cells from the forskin can be spread out to cover an entire football field. they are used to treat burn victims.

Plus smegma is carcinogenic, but that's only a serious problem if you're a dirty b*****d or have a restricively tight prepuce through BXO (Balanitis Xerotica Obliterans) or whatever. Again, back to the medical reasons there.

BTW, I voted for the last one.

Seoulstriker
10-14-2003, 12:13 PM
Haiw wrote:
why wud u get circumsised when there's no religious or medical necessity?
i mean, why wud u wanna abort that foreskin



hey.

the epithelial cells from the forskin can be spread out to cover an entire football field. they are used to treat burn victims.

Plus smegma is carcinogenic, but that's only a serious problem if you're a dirty b*****d or have a restricively tight prepuce through BXO (Balanitis Xerotica Obliterans) or whatever. Again, back to the medical reasons there.

BTW, I voted for the last one.

the photo and description of BXO are linked below (YOU'VE BEEN WARNED!)

http://www.cirp.org/library/treatment/BXO/

Sabre
10-14-2003, 12:16 PM
Gotta love Urology. It's just like a McD's:

Meat, cheese and the occasional green pickle-like thing!

Seoulstriker
10-14-2003, 12:16 PM
Gotta love Urology. It's just like a McD's:

Meat, cheese and the occasional green pickle-like thing!


rofl rofl rofl

Sabre
10-14-2003, 12:28 PM
You want to meet one of our lecturers.

"Now, I am standing in the ******, my arms are the falopian tubes and in my hands are my ovaries!"




(to a member of the audience, on a case presention on 'Peter and Jane' trying to get pregnant)

"I'm Jane, how do I know I'm pregnant?"

(med student)

-"Because you have had ***"

"but that doesn't mean I'm pregnant, how do I know this is the day I became pregnant?"

-"If it's the only time you've had *** two weeks before your first missed period"

"but I get it twice a night! How do I know?"

-"I don't know!"

"Neither do I!"

Seoulstriker
10-14-2003, 12:35 PM
You want to meet one of our lecturers.

"Now, I am standing in the ******, my arms are the falopian tubes and in my hands are my ovaries!"




(to a member of the audience, on a case presention on 'Peter and Jane' trying to get pregnant)

"I'm Jane, how do I know I'm pregnant?"

(med student)

-"Because you have had ***"

"but that doesn't mean I'm pregnant, how do I know this is the day I became pregnant?"

-"If it's the only time you've had *** two weeks before your first missed period"

"but I get it twice a night! How do I know?"

-"I don't know!"

"Neither do I!"

rofl

Sabre
10-14-2003, 12:38 PM
He's a bit odd. But fortunately he's a Gynaecologist so he'll never be doing anything important on me!

Later, I'm off to partake in the greatest of all medical practices, getting lashed!

Nawlins
10-14-2003, 01:16 PM
He's a bit odd. But fortunately he's a Gynaecologist so he'll never be doing anything important on me!

Haha... uh, I'll be staying away from that guy.

Seoulstriker
10-14-2003, 01:51 PM
He's a bit odd. But fortunately he's a Gynaecologist so he'll never be doing anything important on me!

Haha... uh, I'll be staying away from that guy.

i always question the motives of male doctors becoming gynecologists...

IronHeart_26
10-14-2003, 02:06 PM
I've often wondered the same thing myself. But then most of the male gynocologists I've been to have been kinda old. Then there are the double baggers, and I think they just chose the profession because it's the closest they'll ever get to third base. I have yet to have real Gyno-Babe saddle me up in those stirrups

Seoulstriker
10-14-2003, 02:11 PM
I've often wondered the same thing myself. But then most of the male gynocologists I've been to have been kinda old. Then there are the double baggers, and I think they just chose the profession because it's the closest they'll ever get to third base. I have yet to have real Gyno-Babe saddle me up in those stirrups


hahaha. check this out:


According to the American College of Obstetrics and Gynecology, the number of U.S. medical school graduates entering residency programs in obstetrics and gynecology has declined over the past 6 years, in both numbers and percentage of graduates.

no one wants to do gynecology anymore: too expensive to operate, and then you have the abortion dealie.

Nawlins
10-14-2003, 03:24 PM
According to the American College of Obstetrics and Gynecology, the number of U.S. medical school graduates entering residency programs in obstetrics and gynecology has declined over the past 6 years, in both numbers and percentage of graduates.


no one wants to do gynecology anymore: too expensive to operate, and then you have the abortion dealie.

Aha! That's why I can't find a good one!

molly747
10-14-2003, 03:45 PM
Every gynecologist i've ever been to is male (never had a problem with that), and they said they've never thought about offering abortion (then again, i live in the deep south)...

molly747
10-14-2003, 03:50 PM
I just had to do this... who else here has noticed the homoerotic undertones in "Jack Mehoff's" moniker, as well as the shirtless photo of him preening for the camera, on a mostly male chatboard??

hee hee...

GearGod
10-14-2003, 03:56 PM
LOL Molly I have noticed it and must say that I'd prefer if he displayed a more approprite, preferably military photo then his current photo

Anyway, why would females goto male gycnifdsghistss when they can goto female gynignaicnagigsts? That's not right

IronHeart_26
10-14-2003, 04:09 PM
Deep Deep South here too. Male gynocologists to me are more compassionate and understanding. They don't really know what your physically going through so they tend to be a little more gentle and patient with you where as a woman gynocologist has been there done that aren't quite as friendly or concerned about your comfort and as far as I'm concerned their bedside manner sucks. I've only been to one woman and swore I'd never go back to one again.

As far as there not being many graduates in gynocology and obstetircs.....I think it's due to all the medical malpractice suites that come up against them and they can't afford to run their practice and pay for the insurance they need.

So, you guys....say you've got to go have a physical or get your prostate checked or something like that.....would you want a male or female doctor????

GearGod
10-14-2003, 04:11 PM
If my significant other requested I goto a male doctor I would not refuse

Nawlins
10-14-2003, 04:14 PM
I just had to do this... who else here has noticed the homoerotic undertones in "Jack Mehoff's" moniker, as well as the shirtless photo of him preening for the camera, on a mostly male chatboard??

Haha... I didn't notice that before. But I also didn't get the implication of his name at first... I finally got it when I said it out loud.

I agree with you ladies (nice to see you both again, by the way, it's been a while)... I find that the male gynos tend to be better. Although, I haven't found a good one since I moved.


So, you guys....say you've got to go have a physical or get your prostate checked or something like that.....would you want a male or female doctor????

They want a hot chick, of course. rofl

Herrmannek
10-14-2003, 04:28 PM
Girls I'm glad you are here, but this disscusion goes in bad direction, very bad direction. If you start talking about sanitary towells I'm leaving :).

Edit:
Just kidding

molly747
10-14-2003, 04:49 PM
Iron Heart, I agree. Male doctors tend to be more sympathetic and gentle. I've had female head nurses who were very cold and suspicious, and tended to doubt my claims or brush them off. I think some of them were like, "Oh, I've had that before and it wasn't bad, you'll be fine, whatever,"--when I was concerned or in pain.

Nawlins
10-14-2003, 05:14 PM
Girls I'm glad you are here, but this disscusion goes in bad direction, very bad direction. If you start talking about sanitary towells I'm leaving

Haha... I'm done with that topic. (Wait a second... that's worse than talking about circumcision???? Whaaa?)

molly747
10-14-2003, 06:17 PM
Hee hee, okay done with the gyno chat, sorry to gross out the boys!!

Seoulstriker
10-14-2003, 06:18 PM
Hee hee, okay done with the gyno chat, sorry to gross out the boys!!


hey! continue! i like the gynecologist talk!


what do you call a gynecologist from Jamaica?













a Poke-mon.

Trigger
10-14-2003, 06:19 PM
http://mikilo.image.pbase.com/u14/ookonline/small/5943467.bestthreadever.jpg

California Joe
10-14-2003, 06:21 PM
Nice red X, Malcolm.

This is the coolest forum. There's chicks here.

Nawlins
10-14-2003, 07:27 PM
Haha... yeah, all three of us, to a few hundred guys.

Ratamacue
10-14-2003, 07:29 PM
Think of it as a heroic last-stand.

Nawlins
10-14-2003, 07:37 PM
Haha... for who? Us girls?

Seoulstriker
10-14-2003, 07:38 PM
Haha... for who? Us girls?


hahaha. yeah. woot

Nawlins
10-14-2003, 07:40 PM
Nah, I'm not heroic. Just patient.

Seoulstriker
10-14-2003, 07:44 PM
Nah, I'm not heroic. Just patient.

I'm still wondering why women hang around these fora soaked in testosterone... looking for dates? :P

Ratamacue
10-14-2003, 07:47 PM
Don't get your hopes up, Seoul. :P

Nawlins
10-14-2003, 07:50 PM
Looking for dates, here? You're kidding right?

I don't need to anyway, I'm happily married.

I started coming here to look at the photos, and got hooked. Honestly, sometimes it's entertaining to (figuratively) watch you guys beat the crap out of each other. And when it's not I learn alot about politics, history, and the military. Which is also cool.

Seoulstriker
10-14-2003, 07:58 PM
Honestly, sometimes it's entertaining to (figuratively) watch you guys beat the crap out of each other.

you should have fun with my comments in this topic: http://www.militaryphotos.net/forums/viewtopic.php?t=4448

California Joe
10-14-2003, 08:29 PM
As John Fogerty would say: "wish I was back on the bayou, rollin' with some Cajun queen..." ;)

Seoulstriker
10-14-2003, 08:29 PM
As John Fogerty would say: "wish I was back on the bayou, rollin' with some Cajun queen..." ;)

huh?

California Joe
10-14-2003, 08:31 PM
Nawlins=New Orleans=cajuns. Unless she's just a woman named Noreen with a speech impediment.

Seoulstriker
10-14-2003, 08:32 PM
Nawlins=New Orleans=cajuns. Unless she's just a woman named Noreen with a speech impediment.


hahahah. i also thought that Nawlins=New Orleans... hmmmmm... :hug:

budanski
10-14-2003, 08:34 PM
Nawlins a chick?

That explains it now. I've alway thought your comments were kinda gay. ;)

Seoulstriker
10-14-2003, 08:36 PM
Don't get your hopes up, Seoul. :P


hey, the selection of women on my campus is incredible.

California Joe
10-14-2003, 08:40 PM
Oh sure, compare Trigger to Meg Ryan ONE TIME and all of a suddden I'm a big fag. Nice.

Hey, you're an artist too huh Bud. MmmHmmm.

Seoulstriker
10-14-2003, 08:46 PM
Oh sure, compare Trigger to Meg Ryan ONE TIME and all of a suddden I'm a big fag. Nice.

Hey, you're an artist too huh Bud. MmmHmmm.


i'm confused... are you referring to Nawlins being a woman? or something about Budanski's comment? :P

California Joe
10-14-2003, 08:48 PM
Hah, Nawlins sure knows a lot about gynecology if she isn't.

Plus chicks dig me.

Nawlins
10-14-2003, 09:02 PM
Nawlins=New Orleans=cajuns. Unless she's just a woman named Noreen with a speech impediment.

Haha... nah, you guessed right. I'm definitely cajun. Born and raised in the N.O. area... hence the name.


That explains it now. I've alway thought your comments were kinda gay.

You're hilarious, Bud. Glad to have cleared up the confusion.

Nawlins
10-14-2003, 09:03 PM
Plus chicks dig me.

Nice ego you got there, buddy.

California Joe
10-14-2003, 09:05 PM
Yeah, I've been SOOOOO serious up till then. :P

Seoulstriker
10-14-2003, 09:07 PM
Yeah, I've been SOOOOO serious up till then. :P


I'm sure you will find a woman some day, CJ. If not, you could always join the Navy. :lol:

California Joe
10-14-2003, 09:09 PM
I'd have better luck if I got rid of this damned wife and pesky kids.

I worked for the Navy but it didn't mean anything.

Seoulstriker
10-14-2003, 09:11 PM
I'd have better luck if I got rid of this damned wife and pesky kids.

I worked for the Navy but it didn't mean anything.

how is your wife doing? what did you do when you were working for the Navy?

California Joe
10-14-2003, 09:12 PM
Illustration and graphic design. I work for a joint command now. Shhhhh

Seoulstriker
10-14-2003, 09:14 PM
Illustration and graphic design. I work for a joint command now. Shhhhh

hmmmm... :D :petting:

Nawlins
10-15-2003, 12:02 AM
3 to about 100, and the women run us, I think.


You're a smart man, Tane. :)

Jack Mehoff
10-15-2003, 12:18 AM
women....yummmmm

StarvingStudent47
10-16-2003, 03:37 AM
I've heard several sources say that uncircumcised men have more intense orgasms, but circumcised men last longer before coming. This makes sense when you think that the foreskin is full of nerve endings, and supposedly it was based on interviews with people who had been circumcised as adults (converts to Islam or Judaism). Seoulstriker, as you're the resident med student, do you know if there's any truth to this, or is it an urban legend?

(by the way, I'm cut and darned happy about it)

Seoulstriker
10-16-2003, 10:08 AM
I've heard several sources say that uncircumcised men have more intense orgasms, but circumcised men last longer before coming. This makes sense when you think that the foreskin is full of nerve endings, and supposedly it was based on interviews with people who had been circumcised as adults (converts to Islam or Judaism). Seoulstriker, as you're the resident med student, do you know if there's any truth to this, or is it an urban legend?

(by the way, I'm cut and darned happy about it)

I'm not a med student yet, just studying to be one...

I know that the following might 'offend' some people, but here is some info about the whole circumcision thing... http://indra.com/~shredder/intact/anatomy/


The skin sliding up and down the shaft of the ***** acts as a lubricant for masturbation or intercourse. The head of the ***** can be extremely sensitive to pain from friction. As the skin slides up and down the *****, the hand does not directly touch the head of the *****. The foreskin rolls over the head, allowing the hand to massage the head through two layers of skin to minimize any irritation from friction.


The head of the ***** is not meant to be exposed to the elements such as friction against clothing, friction during ***, the sun's rays, or soap (in infants urine or feces). The head of the ***** is supposed to be protected by the warm, moist coccoon that the foreskin creates. If the foreskin is remvoed, the mucus membrane of the ***** thickens in response to the lack of protection.


The foreskin is filled with nerve endings called stretch receptors. These nerve endings fire when they are stretched, rolled, or massaged. The only purpose of these nerve endings is to make *** more enjoyable. The stretch receptors are unlike the nerve endings in the head of the ***** which are very sensitive to friction but can be so sensitive that the sensation can be irritating or painful. The nerve endings in the head of the ***** tend to trigger orgasm much more than the nerve endings in the foreskin.

California Joe
10-16-2003, 05:04 PM
*falling to knees like Sgt Elias in Platoon*

I'VE BEEN MUTILATED! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

Nawlins
10-16-2003, 07:41 PM
Uhhh... oh, nevermind. Who cares what girls think, right?

USMarine3521
10-16-2003, 08:31 PM
Nawlins a chick?

That explains it now. I've alway thought your comments were kinda gay. ;)

rofl rofl

JiJoMacLE45
10-16-2003, 08:42 PM
Uhhh... oh, nevermind. Who cares what girls think, right?

When it comes to my package, I'm all ears.

Nawlins
10-16-2003, 08:44 PM
Oh, I have nothing to say about your package.

JiJoMacLE45
10-16-2003, 08:52 PM
Your right, it is hard to improve on perfection. ;)

Nawlins
10-16-2003, 08:54 PM
rofl It's really too late for all of you anyway, so it doesn't matter.

Now I'm gonna go eat my dinner and watch Chicago. Have a good night boys.

JiJoMacLE45
10-16-2003, 09:00 PM
We are hopeless.

Ratamacue
10-16-2003, 09:11 PM
Damn, brought down by a lone woman. You women are villainous.

StarvingStudent47
10-17-2003, 05:03 PM
The skin sliding up and down the shaft of the ***** acts as a lubricant for masturbation or intercourse. The head of the ***** can be extremely sensitive to pain from friction. As the skin slides up and down the *****, the hand does not directly touch the head of the *****. The foreskin rolls over the head, allowing the hand to massage the head through two layers of skin to minimize any irritation from friction.


The head of the ***** is not meant to be exposed to the elements such as friction against clothing, friction during ***, the sun's rays, or soap (in infants urine or feces). The head of the ***** is supposed to be protected by the warm, moist coccoon that the foreskin creates. If the foreskin is remvoed, the mucus membrane of the ***** thickens in response to the lack of protection.


The foreskin is filled with nerve endings called stretch receptors. These nerve endings fire when they are stretched, rolled, or massaged. The only purpose of these nerve endings is to make *** more enjoyable. The stretch receptors are unlike the nerve endings in the head of the ***** which are very sensitive to friction but can be so sensitive that the sensation can be irritating or painful. The nerve endings in the head of the ***** tend to trigger orgasm much more than the nerve endings in the foreskin.


I'm not "offended" by these reports, though I think they fail to point out one critical thing. When a foreskin is removed, the skin of the head of the ***** thickens with time. Maybe initially after a circumcision, any friction is painful. But in my 22 years of being circumcised, I have NEVER had any problems with my ***** hurting because there's no foreskin. So I think the article is somewhat misleading.

Midtown
10-17-2003, 05:29 PM
is it a bitch wearing a condom when not circumsized?

Well I know its a bitch wearing them anyway, but does having the extra skin make **** more difficult?

California Joe
10-17-2003, 05:31 PM
I'm 40, when you hit 27 and are circumcised it starts to wicked hurt. You have 5 more good years SS47. Good Luck. I can't believe no one ever told you. ;)

Midtown
10-17-2003, 05:49 PM
okay, this almost fits into this topic, My buddies and I were drinking, (this is how all good stories start) and one of us got the idea that it would be funny as hell to pop some viagra and walk around the mall in sweat pants hitting on girls. needless to say, one of my buddies uncles had some...security was called, drunken boys were scolded, and I had a hard on for a day straight. My girlfriend at the time appreciated it. Everyone else wasnt as happy. Screw them anyway. I should stop drinking.

GearGod
10-18-2003, 01:25 AM
i must say I'm glad to be a non-conformist after reading seaoulstrikers report--- ahh--- i love it

nawlins: i bet there are more females at these forums http://www.armywives.com/phpBB2/

LMAO funny how theres no posts in the military husbands forum http://www.militaryhusbands.com/phpBB2/ rofl rofl :lol: :lol: rofl :lol:

StarvingStudent47
10-18-2003, 03:21 AM
I'm 40, when you hit 27 and are circumcised it starts to wicked hurt. You have 5 more good years SS47. Good Luck. I can't believe no one ever told you. ;)

Uh, are you sure that problem is universal? Cause something like 3/4 of American men are circumcised, and you're the first guy I've ever heard complain about sensitivity to chafing. And my relatives (all circumcised) aren't afraid to complain about ANYTHING, no matter how gross or personal it is ;)

StarvingStudent47
10-18-2003, 03:21 AM
And just for the record, this is the coolest thread on the entire site :D

Fargin
10-18-2003, 06:57 AM
I'm still a bit unhappy a-boot this thread wasn't posted in the Strictly Photos & Video section.


is it a bitch wearing a condom when not circumsized?
Yes, but it beats alimony(?) and STDs. woot

Hooded people also have problems with condoms, but mosly because they are distracted by something else. You simply un-hood yourself and slap the sucker on.

I kind of think it's funny, how we here have a bunch of guys with a united interest in Military gear, but also in other pseudo-military related gear.



Disclaimer: Sorry Hood, bad choice of words. :oops:

Kriz
10-18-2003, 08:35 AM
is it a bitch wearing a condom when not circumsized?

Well I know its a bitch wearing them anyway, but does having the extra skin make **** more difficult?

When your hard the skin normally kinda slides backwards because it's not that "long and strechable" like the rest of the *****, so just put it on when you're ready to do the thing and afterwards just take it off :)

Seoulstriker
10-19-2003, 02:19 PM
is it a bitch wearing a condom when not circumsized?

Well I know its a bitch wearing them anyway, but does having the extra skin make **** more difficult?

When your hard the skin normally kinda slides backwards because it's not that "long and strechable" like the rest of the *****, so just put it on when you're ready to do the thing and afterwards just take it off :)

I think Jack Me Off is an expert on this sort of topic.

Doesn't the condom keep the foreskin in place during intercourse?

California Joe
10-19-2003, 07:32 PM
I was lying about that. Duh. ;)

usa320
10-19-2003, 08:49 PM
if we are going to discuss our "gear" then we should move this to the "equipment" forum.

rofl

Seoulstriker
10-19-2003, 08:54 PM
if we are going to discuss our "gear" then we should move this to the "equipment" forum.

rofl

rofl

StarvingStudent47
10-19-2003, 11:16 PM
I was lying about that. Duh. ;)

Whoops--sleep deprivation makes me dumb and keeps me from detecting sarcasm :)

Seoulstriker
10-21-2003, 02:11 PM
I was lying about that. Duh. ;)

Whoops--sleep deprivation makes me dumb and keeps me from detecting sarcasm :)

:P

Andyman
10-21-2003, 09:01 PM
noone in israel is circumsized.


Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha JOKING or is that not allowed here rofl

Seoulstriker
10-21-2003, 09:18 PM
noone in israel is circumsized.


Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha JOKING or is that not allowed here rofl

Andyman, Circumcision is absolutely necessary for Jews according to the Old Covenant described in the Old Testament. :P

PS, i know your original statement was a joke. :hug:

Seoulstriker
10-26-2003, 06:09 PM
56 active members? sweet.

thanks for the poll, guys.

Jack Mehoff
10-26-2003, 06:21 PM
I have a digital camera. Anybody here want to see Jack's proof?

Seoulstriker
10-26-2003, 08:57 PM
I have a digital camera. Anybody here want to see Jack's proof?

oh yes! i do!!! woot woot woot

Kriz
10-27-2003, 12:47 PM
I have a digital camera. Anybody here want to see Jack's proof?
Sure, after all this is a site about military hardware :lol:

California Joe
10-27-2003, 05:07 PM
This truly is the gayest thread ever. Kudos. ;)

Seoulstriker
10-27-2003, 05:09 PM
Come on, Jack Me Off,

let's see some of your gear! rofl

usa320
10-27-2003, 06:39 PM
Please dont Jack Me Hoff....

rofl

what a fun name to play with.

rofl

Jack Mehoff
10-27-2003, 07:18 PM
http://www.nastyburger.com/peepee2.jpg

Seoulstriker
10-27-2003, 07:27 PM
http://www.nastyburger.com/peepee2.jpg

i don't want the teaser, i want the real thing!

Fargin
10-27-2003, 07:31 PM
Solid proof below:
WARNING! Some Graphic Images. Discretion is advised.




























http://www.photocountry.com/users/11994/peepee2.jpg

Seoulstriker
10-27-2003, 07:33 PM
Solid proof below:
WARNING! Some Graphic Images. Discretion is advised.




























http://www.photocountry.com/users/11994/peepee2.jpg


rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl

Kriz
10-28-2003, 04:13 AM
rofl great rofl

Seoulstriker
11-01-2003, 07:37 PM
Fargin,

have you seen the spoof on Titanic? the one guy drawing another guy naked? rofl

usa320
11-02-2003, 06:02 PM
rofl rofl rofl

XTC
04-23-2005, 02:24 PM
Macs are you circumcised ?

Aerosoul
04-23-2005, 02:25 PM
I'm cut.

usa320
04-23-2005, 02:43 PM
man, why did you kick this **** up?

Scottie
04-23-2005, 02:43 PM
not me..and proud...

if being cut was better why werent we born cut

Aerosoul
04-23-2005, 02:44 PM
not me..and proud...

if being cut was better why werent we born cut

Because the Gods hate us.

Macs.
04-23-2005, 02:46 PM
Macs are you circumcised ?

Nopeee

Hawkeye
04-23-2005, 02:51 PM
not me..and proud...

if being cut was better why werent we born cut

x2

Silverdragon
04-23-2005, 03:01 PM
not me..and proud...

if being cut was better why werent we born cut

x2

x3

fantassin
04-23-2005, 03:10 PM
That looks like "Zionist Occupied Militaryphoto" by the number of cut ****s.

mack pl
04-23-2005, 03:14 PM
That looks like "Zionist Occupied Militaryphoto" by the number of cut ****s.

yeah, that sucks...damn zionists

[AFSOC]
04-23-2005, 03:43 PM
circumcised here

Eat a bullet
04-23-2005, 04:02 PM
You gotta ask the question right - helmet or anteater?

Helmet woot

Seoulstriker
04-23-2005, 04:06 PM
WTF, this thread doesn't deserve bumpage. Bump the ToF thread instead.

zonk
04-24-2005, 12:12 AM
i thought that was mandatory now days

DixieDude
04-24-2005, 12:31 AM
My dad told me he had heard that a pre-circumsized ***** felt better during ***....so I guess he did me a favor by having me pre-circumsized when I was born woot

I have no clue if this is true, but im looking into it...if you know what I mean. So far, so good :P

molly747
04-24-2005, 12:33 AM
My dad told me he had heard that a pre-circumsized ***** felt better during ***....so I guess he did me a favor by having me pre-circumsized when I was born woot

I have no clue if this is true, but im looking into it...if you know what I mean. So far, so good :P

Pre-circumcized?? Isn't that some sort of double negative or oxymoron or something? Makes no sense.


Either ways, I'm keeping my future sons uncut and just how God made 'em.

Thor
04-24-2005, 12:38 AM
This is only an issue for americans.

In Europe people don't want to make cuts in their childrens genitals. Hey, we aren't even allowed to cut the tails of our dogs.

04-24-2005, 12:40 AM
i'm cut

Thor
04-24-2005, 12:42 AM
You are? If not your parents should cut you off.

zonk
04-24-2005, 12:43 AM
thats to painful to think about

04-24-2005, 12:45 AM
You are?

yes

Scottie
04-24-2005, 12:54 AM
the only draw back i think of not being circumsised is that my "head" or mushroom or what ever you call it is too big for the skin somtimes..so i have to like stretch it to loosen it up... :roll:

scm77
04-24-2005, 01:33 AM
the only draw back i think of not being circumsised is that my "head" or mushroom or what ever you call it is too big for the skin somtimes..so i have to like stretch it to loosen it up... :roll:

:| :cantbeli:

DarkCypher
04-24-2005, 01:41 AM
the only draw back i think of not being circumsised is that my "head" or mushroom or what ever you call it is too big for the skin somtimes..so i have to like stretch it to loosen it up... :roll:
rofl

I'm uncut

04-24-2005, 02:32 AM
the only draw back i think of not being circumsised is that my "head" or mushroom or what ever you call it is too big for the skin somtimes..so i have to like stretch it to loosen it up... :roll:

http://www.amusementproducts.com/Mushroom.jpg

DixieDude
04-24-2005, 02:50 AM
Ahhh spring...shroom season ;)



My dad told me he had heard that a pre-circumsized ***** felt better during ***....so I guess he did me a favor by having me pre-circumsized when I was born

I have no clue if this is true, but im looking into it...if you know what I mean. So far, so good

Pre-circumcized?? Isn't that some sort of double negative or oxymoron or something? Makes no sense.


Either ways, I'm keeping my future sons uncut and just how God made 'em.

That's what I was told it was called.....from my understanding its where they only cut half of the skin?

I don't know exactly..but I remember now..my mom told me that not my dad. I am actually fully circumsized, my mom just lied to me. :slap:

Hawkeye
04-24-2005, 05:07 AM
the only draw back i think of not being circumsised is that my "head" or mushroom or what ever you call it is too big for the skin somtimes..so i have to like stretch it to loosen it up... :roll:

http://www.amusementproducts.com/Mushroom.jpg

Isn't there a song (really bad though, heard it from a friend) called Infected Mushroom? :| :lol:

Hoodless
04-24-2005, 06:32 AM
the names hoodless for a reason p-)

Gallewicz
04-24-2005, 07:08 AM
Of course.

Scottie
04-24-2005, 07:14 AM
how about whos had a vasectomy? :)

toki
04-24-2005, 09:13 AM
how about whos had a vasectomy? :)

A friend of mine told me a funny story. He had a vasectomy. Or at least a little problem with it. Anyway he was scared as hell of geting cut with 12. The doctor checked it and decided there's no reason to cut him. He just gave the advice to move the skin up and down in the evening the next couple of weeks and added laughing... you'll find out, but i KNOW you will follow this advice.

I never had a vasectomy. Maybe because i practised that 'routine' early on. :lol:

thalia
04-24-2005, 09:50 AM
Thanks for putting in the extra option... since some (though not many) of us don't have the necessary equipment. :)

x2 p-)

Seoulstriker
04-24-2005, 10:12 AM
Thanks for putting in the extra option... since some (though not many) of us don't have the necessary equipment. :)

x2 p-)

Whoa, another female? Welcome, Thalia! :D

Haiw
04-24-2005, 10:14 AM
Don't ruin it Seoulstriker. Can someone call the cops to restrain him? :P

Oh and welcome.

Scottie
04-24-2005, 10:15 AM
Thanks for putting in the extra option... since some (though not many) of us don't have the necessary equipment. :)

x2 p-)

Whoa, another female? Welcome, Thalia! :D

pfft Soulstriker....i know ur naught tricks ;)

wiking
04-24-2005, 12:02 PM
Being a european i am (luckily) not sircumsiced. I knew Muslims and Jews did it for religious reasons, but i did not know it was normal in the US.

Anyway, i will never be so cruel as to cut pieces of my childrens genitals of. God that **** must hurt.

Brozozo
04-24-2005, 12:06 PM
Being a european i am (luckily) not sircumsiced. I knew Muslims and Jews did it for religious reasons, but i did not know it was normal in the US.

Anyway, i will never be so cruel as to cut pieces of my childrens genitals of. God that **** must hurt.

It does, that's why they do it in infancy, the baby feels it but does not remember the event (which must definitely be traumatizing) later in life, nor the pain.

I was born in Europe so like most other Europeans I'm not.

Gallewicz
04-24-2005, 01:21 PM
Circumcision is quite nice... :/

PeterRJG
04-24-2005, 03:12 PM
Uncut here...

Dunno if this has been posted before (can't quite bring myself to search for "circumcision" here) but this is an interesting list on the subject.

http://www.sleepy.net/men/tart/uncut.html There's some surprising names in there.

BTW, whoever wrote that page must be colour-blind. Shocking colour contrast.

Hawkeye
04-24-2005, 03:25 PM
Circumcision is quite nice... :/

You gotta be kiddin me?
Thats like cuttin' off a limb, what would you do when i would say; "hey, i only need one hand to wank you know" that sounded so very wrong

molly747
04-24-2005, 03:58 PM
I find the whole thing strange. Honestly, in 2005, if it's not for religious purposes, what's the point? I know a lot of American men say stuff like "hygiene" and all that bunk, but the rest of the world seems to be doing just fine with their foreskins intact.

I find the fact that it's still commonplace in America kind of disturbing, in our zeal for conformity without question.

toki
04-24-2005, 04:03 PM
I find the whole thing strange. Honestly, in 2005, if it's not for religious purposes, what's the point? I know a lot of American men say stuff like "hygiene" and all that bunk, but the rest of the world seems to be doing just fine with their foreskins intact.

I find the fact that it's still commonplace in America kind of disturbing, in our zeal for conformity without question.

Talkin about hygiene. When you take showers everyday it's all fine. :D cut or uncut. Not a reason. And talkin about ***. While doing it the skin is back anyway... :lol:

chauncy republicans
04-24-2005, 04:06 PM
I find the whole thing strange. Honestly, in 2005, if it's not for religious purposes, what's the point? I know a lot of American men say stuff like "hygiene" and all that bunk, but the rest of the world seems to be doing just fine with their foreskins intact.

I find the fact that it's still commonplace in America kind of disturbing, in our zeal for conformity without question.
You have a pretty good point, but foreskin is ugly as hell and you have to maintain it properly. So for guys like me, the idea of putting maintnence(sp?) into something that has no real value and does'nt even look nice, is a waste of time.

molly747
04-24-2005, 04:10 PM
I find the whole thing strange. Honestly, in 2005, if it's not for religious purposes, what's the point? I know a lot of American men say stuff like "hygiene" and all that bunk, but the rest of the world seems to be doing just fine with their foreskins intact.

I find the fact that it's still commonplace in America kind of disturbing, in our zeal for conformity without question.
You have a pretty good point, but foreskin is ugly as hell and you have to maintain it properly. So for guys like me, the idea of putting maintnence(sp?) into something that has no real value and does'nt even look nice, is a waste of time.

Who says it doesn't have value? It's there for a reason, to protect the head and keep it lubricated.

And who is to say what looks good? They're genitals, they're not winning any beauty pageants any time soon.

Macs.
04-24-2005, 04:11 PM
I find the whole thing strange. Honestly, in 2005, if it's not for religious purposes, what's the point? I know a lot of American men say stuff like "hygiene" and all that bunk, but the rest of the world seems to be doing just fine with their foreskins intact.

I find the fact that it's still commonplace in America kind of disturbing, in our zeal for conformity without question.
You have a pretty good point, but foreskin is ugly as hell and you have to maintain it properly. So for guys like me, the idea of putting maintnence(sp?) into something that has no real value and does'nt even look nice, is a waste of time.

Who says it doesn't have value? It's there for a reason, to protect the head and keep it lubricated.

And who is to say what looks good? They're genitals, they're not winning any beauty pageants any time soon.

I bet somwhere there is a beauty peagants for genitas.

Seoulstriker
04-24-2005, 04:12 PM
You have a pretty good point, but foreskin is ugly as hell and you have to maintain it properly. So for guys like me, the idea of putting maintnence(sp?) into something that has no real value and does'nt even look nice, is a waste of time.

Spoken from the man who doesn't have a foreskin! :lol:

The expression "you don't know what you're missing" has never been more true. ;)



Molly, I also find it extremely disturbing that circumcision is so prevalent in the US. I really feel sorry for all the little men who lose it because their parents don't want them to have it. It's not medically necessary, yet people still do it anyways. I wonder if they would say the same thing about female circumcision if it was performed here! :|

molly747
04-24-2005, 04:15 PM
You have a pretty good point, but foreskin is ugly as hell and you have to maintain it properly. So for guys like me, the idea of putting maintnence(sp?) into something that has no real value and does'nt even look nice, is a waste of time.

Spoken from the man who doesn't have a foreskin! :lol:

The expression "you don't know what you're missing" has never been more true. ;)



Molly, I also find it extremely disturbing that circumcision is so prevalent in the US. I really feel sorry for all the little men who lose it because their parents don't want them to have it. It's not medically necessary, yet people still do it anyways. I wonder if they would say the same thing about female circumcision if it was performed here! :|

I agree. Although it is performed on male infants here (and they have no memory of it), the principal is still the same. Do they still require it at most hospital? Or does the mother have to request it for her son?

Seoulstriker
04-24-2005, 04:18 PM
I agree. Although it is performed on male infants here (and they have no memory of it), the principal is still the same. Do they still require it at most hospital? Or does the mother have to request it for her son?

As far as I know, once the child is born, the physician asks the parents whether they want the child to be circumcised. It's definitely not required. That's what's so strange, it's the parents who are the ones responsible for male circumcision in the US. Why they consistently opt for it for their children is beyond me.

molly747
04-24-2005, 04:22 PM
I agree. Although it is performed on male infants here (and they have no memory of it), the principal is still the same. Do they still require it at most hospital? Or does the mother have to request it for her son?

As far as I know, once the child is born, the physician asks the parents whether they want the child to be circumcised. It's definitely not required. That's what's so strange, it's the parents who are the ones responsible for male circumcision in the US. Why they consistently opt for it for their children is beyond me.

I think it's societal conformation, and the fact that most fathers want their son to "look" like them. Which goes into some deep recess in the male brain about ***** insecurity. So weird...

I guess why I'm so fired up about this is bc I saw a doco on FGM in Africa the other day on Discovery Health. Really disturbed me that it's 2005 and that stuff is still going on. Unreal.

Fintin
04-24-2005, 04:23 PM
I agree. Although it is performed on male infants here (and they have no memory of it), the principal is still the same. Do they still require it at most hospital? Or does the mother have to request it for her son?

As far as I know, once the child is born, the physician asks the parents whether they want the child to be circumcised. It's definitely not required. That's what's so strange, it's the parents who are the ones responsible for male circumcision in the US. Why they consistently opt for it for their children is beyond me.

why do you care so much about the state of other mens *****es? you have your own that should be enough, you dont want your kid to be crew necked...then dont opt for it...that simple...now go kill yourself

chauncy republicans
04-24-2005, 04:31 PM
Who says it doesn't have value? It's there for a reason, to protect the head and keep it lubricated.

Clean underwear and a women is about all you need to keep it protected and well lubricated.


They're genitals, they're not winning any beauty pageants any time soon.
Yeah, but that does'nt mean you have to make them look any uglier.



The expression "you don't know what you're missing" has never been more true.
I suppose...but if your talking about having to vigoruosly clean it all the time I'll pass. I like being able to go out in the wilderness for a few days without having to worry about some strange smell rising out of my pants.

Brozozo
04-24-2005, 07:24 PM
Who says it doesn't have value? It's there for a reason, to protect the head and keep it lubricated.

Clean underwear and a women is about all you need to keep it protected and well lubricated.


They're genitals, they're not winning any beauty pageants any time soon.
Yeah, but that does'nt mean you have to make them look any uglier.



The expression "you don't know what you're missing" has never been more true.
I suppose...but if your talking about having to vigoruosly clean it all the time I'll pass. I like being able to go out in the wilderness for a few days without having to worry about some strange smell rising out of my pants.

How does clean underwear keep it lubricated, any type of fabric rubbing against an exposed knob would dry it out.

Haiw
04-24-2005, 07:44 PM
Spoken from the man who doesn't have a foreskin! :lol:

The expression "you don't know what you're missing" has never been more true. ;)
Pot.. kettle.. black mister virgin. :P

Thor
04-24-2005, 07:53 PM
Who says it doesn't have value? It's there for a reason, to protect the head and keep it lubricated.

Clean underwear and a women is about all you need to keep it protected and well lubricated.


They're genitals, they're not winning any beauty pageants any time soon.
Yeah, but that does'nt mean you have to make them look any uglier.



The expression "you don't know what you're missing" has never been more true.
I suppose...but if your talking about having to vigoruosly clean it all the time I'll pass. I like being able to go out in the wilderness for a few days without having to worry about some strange smell rising out of my pants.
That's just stupid, you have no idea what you're talking about.

In the old days people didn't wash for long periods of time and then you could have some kind of hygienic aspect to it. Nowadays i'd say most people wash at least more than twice a year.

JTAR7242
04-24-2005, 08:28 PM
But mankind lived for eons without their *****es falling off until those crazy Jews came up with this absurd idea about lopping off the end. ;)

It's really a non-issue, and I think I won't have it done if I ever have a male son, break the cycle of stupidity so to speak. There's no need for it, no medical evidence to support it, it's simply elective surgery to pad the pocket of the doctors. If you are washing yourself, you shouldn't have a problem, if you aren't, you've got other social issues you need to address aside from possible genital unpleasantness. The circumcised ***** will accumulate the same nastiness as the natural one when perpetually unwashed, I hate to break it to you.

This fad has gone too far. I won't begrudge it to the Jews, if they feel it is some kind bond with God (or whatever, I'm not Jewish, I don't know the real reason), and I'll simply laugh at them for being silly just like I laugh at the other organized religions for their peculiarities. But this is just something that parents continue to do because of ignorance and tradition.

MaDuce
04-24-2005, 08:38 PM
Some people on this board have un-circumzied epeen's.

Jack Mehoff
04-24-2005, 08:51 PM
**** cheese

Scottie
04-24-2005, 11:18 PM
**** cheese

thats if you dont shower...i mean..who doesnt shower?

Nawlins
04-25-2005, 12:08 AM
I agree. Although it is performed on male infants here (and they have no memory of it), the principal is still the same. Do they still require it at most hospital? Or does the mother have to request it for her son?

As far as I know, once the child is born, the physician asks the parents whether they want the child to be circumcised. It's definitely not required. That's what's so strange, it's the parents who are the ones responsible for male circumcision in the US. Why they consistently opt for it for their children is beyond me.

I think it's societal conformation, and the fact that most fathers want their son to "look" like them. Which goes into some deep recess in the male brain about ***** insecurity. So weird...

I guess why I'm so fired up about this is bc I saw a doco on FGM in Africa the other day on Discovery Health. Really disturbed me that it's 2005 and that stuff is still going on. Unreal.

Don't tell me you're comparing male circumcision to FGM. The two are hardly similar.

toki
04-25-2005, 05:55 AM
**** cheese

thats if you dont shower...i mean..who doesnt shower?
x2

it's not that complicated to clean it. :lol: I don't think "Eichelkäse"
is a big issue.

digrar
04-25-2005, 06:38 AM
As an uncut Infantryman, I had no problems in the field with down stairs hygiene, even on patrols of extended distances and durations.

Seoulstriker
04-25-2005, 08:14 AM
Don't tell me you're comparing male circumcision to FGM. The two are hardly similar.

They are not too dissimilar. I think the comparison is warranted. If you think that male circumcision is fine, just imagine the same thing done to a woman in FGM, and then you might re-consider what happens to your son when he is born. All kinds of genital mutilation is unwarranted and barbaric.

wiking
04-25-2005, 08:53 AM
Male circumsision only removes the foreskin, it keeps it's functions intact and it really isn't THAT great a loss.

Female circumsition removes the labia and the klitoris, and then the whole thing is sown up. Any chance of pleasure during *** has been removed, and i do guess it hurts like a son uv a biatch.

Scottie
04-25-2005, 09:00 AM
i heard that female circumcision is common here (middle-east) and get it done around 14...thats all i know..

S'13
04-25-2005, 09:15 AM
i heard that female circumcision is common here (middle-east) and get it done around 14...thats all i know..

I wouldn't say that it is common.
Some minority groups in the ME practice it and also in some parts of Africa.

Scottie
04-25-2005, 09:18 AM
ok, well im not so sure about the whole thing..i think its more common in the more religious parts like Iran and maybe Saudi Arabia..

Seoulstriker
04-25-2005, 09:20 AM
Male circumsision only removes the foreskin, it keeps it's functions intact and it really isn't THAT great a loss.

Female circumsition removes the labia and the klitoris, and then the whole thing is sown up. Any chance of pleasure during *** has been removed, and i do guess it hurts like a son uv a biatch.

Wrong.

1) Removing the foreskin removes the functions of it, which is to serve as a protectant and lubricator. It's a huge loss of function, you just wouldn't notice because you've never had your ***** intact.

2) Only one type of female circumcision removes what you mention. The most commonly practiced form of female circumcision involves removing the clittoral hood, which is a homolog to the foreskin in the male.

S'13
04-25-2005, 09:23 AM
But mankind lived for eons without their *****es falling off until those crazy Jews came up with this absurd idea about lopping off the end. ;)


You can say the same thing about the appendix. :)

S'13
04-25-2005, 09:36 AM
ok, well im not so sure about the whole thing..i think its more common in the more religious parts like Iran and maybe Saudi Arabia..

In Saudi Arabia FGM has never been practiced before or after the formation of Islam, and without a doubt the same is true in Iran.

I believe the only Muslims who practice this are African Muslims and this is rooted more in the cultural background (while Arab Muslims believe the practice to be un-Islamic).

Q
04-25-2005, 09:38 AM
Sharp objects and genitals don't belong together...

ShotOver
04-25-2005, 10:49 AM
Sharp objects and genitals don't belong together...

I'm with this guy.

wiking
04-25-2005, 12:52 PM
Male circumsision only removes the foreskin, it keeps it's functions intact and it really isn't THAT great a loss.

Female circumsition removes the labia and the klitoris, and then the whole thing is sown up. Any chance of pleasure during *** has been removed, and i do guess it hurts like a son uv a biatch.

Wrong.

1) Removing the foreskin removes the functions of it, which is to serve as a protectant and lubricator. It's a huge loss of function, you just wouldn't notice because you've never had your ***** intact.

2) Only one type of female circumcision removes what you mention. The most commonly practiced form of female circumcision involves removing the clittoral hood, which is a homolog to the foreskin in the male.

Ok, didn't know that.

But still, the klitoris is fairly sensitive, and i would think to remove the clitoral hood would be worse than removing a man's foreskin.

2Sheds_Jackson
04-25-2005, 01:50 PM
Oh, I'm all about circumcision. My wang was circumcised when I was a baby, and I had my ass circumcised as an adult. This was done to promote general cleanliness in the butt-al area. During this procedure, the ****** is removed with garden shears, leaving a large open cavity which can no longer slam shut to store any fecal matter. I wear special pants, and a latex bag which periodically fills with waste material. The ass cavity can also be used for storage of small items such as cameras and cellphones, provided you don't eat any large meals.

Right now I'm considering eye circumcision, were the loose skin over and under the eyeball (that keeps closing and obscuring vision) is removed. Then a mouth circumcision for the troublesome flesh covering the teeth.

molly747
04-25-2005, 01:53 PM
I agree. Although it is performed on male infants here (and they have no memory of it), the principal is still the same. Do they still require it at most hospital? Or does the mother have to request it for her son?

As far as I know, once the child is born, the physician asks the parents whether they want the child to be circumcised. It's definitely not required. That's what's so strange, it's the parents who are the ones responsible for male circumcision in the US. Why they consistently opt for it for their children is beyond me.

I think it's societal conformation, and the fact that most fathers want their son to "look" like them. Which goes into some deep recess in the male brain about ***** insecurity. So weird...

I guess why I'm so fired up about this is bc I saw a doco on FGM in Africa the other day on Discovery Health. Really disturbed me that it's 2005 and that stuff is still going on. Unreal.

Don't tell me you're comparing male circumcision to FGM. The two are hardly similar.

Not in function. But the idea of messing around with someone else's private parts without their consent is.

futurepilot2004
04-25-2005, 02:12 PM
circumcision really isn`t really needed anymore. Seriously, are you guys not able to wash yourselves properly?

Seoulstriker
04-25-2005, 03:15 PM
Oh, I'm all about circumcision. My wang was circumcised when I was a baby, and I had my ass circumcised as an adult. This was done to promote general cleanliness in the butt-al area. During this procedure, the ****** is removed with garden shears, leaving a large open cavity which can no longer slam shut to store any fecal matter. I wear special pants, and a latex bag which periodically fills with waste material. The ass cavity can also be used for storage of small items such as cameras and cellphones, provided you don't eat any large meals.

Right now I'm considering eye circumcision, were the loose skin over and under the eyeball (that keeps closing and obscuring vision) is removed. Then a mouth circumcision for the troublesome flesh covering the teeth.

:lol:

Best post ever! :D

JTAR7242
04-25-2005, 07:18 PM
But mankind lived for eons without their *****es falling off until those crazy Jews came up with this absurd idea about lopping off the end. ;)

You can say the same thing about the appendix. :)
Nice analogy if it wasn't so incredibly false.


Before the apendectomy process was perfected, people just died from it.

I hope you were joking. ;)

Zarathustra
07-31-2005, 06:21 PM
I'm cut for medical reasons.

EvanL
07-31-2005, 06:22 PM
Im not even gonna ask how or why you found this thread again.

Fargin
07-31-2005, 06:24 PM
I'm cut for medical reasons.
Stay on topic will you? We're talking circumcision, not lobotomy ;)

zonk
07-31-2005, 06:25 PM
i remember this thread

Zarathustra
07-31-2005, 06:26 PM
Im not even gonna ask how or why you found this thread again.

Guess how ? ;)

EvanL
07-31-2005, 06:26 PM
Im not even gonna ask how or why you found this thread again.

Guess how ? ;)
search function...keyword... *****+seoulstriker?

Zarathustra
07-31-2005, 06:27 PM
Im not even gonna ask how or why you found this thread again.

Guess how ? ;)
search function...keyword... *****+seoulstriker?

Indeed. :lol:

zonk
07-31-2005, 06:35 PM
i dont even remember being circumcised cause it was on the day i was born

Conga
07-31-2005, 06:51 PM
i dont even remember being circumcised cause it was on the day i was born

x2

Eat a bullet
07-31-2005, 11:24 PM
They cut my ***** 25 years ago today. :(

digrar
07-31-2005, 11:32 PM
I had a mate who was circumscised, it hurt so bad he couldn't walk for nearly 12 months. ;)

Morboute
07-31-2005, 11:41 PM
OUCH!!! no sharp objects allowed near my ****.

BadKarma26
08-01-2005, 01:16 AM
how many uncircumcised **** stars have you seen??? not that many.

also: you people talk about how if you are uncircumcised you become less sensative...AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO THINKS THATS A GOOD THING? its hard enough as it is to last 15 minutes going at it with a good solid pace (im cut btw) if you want you're lady to have a good time, you don't want to be "sensative". come on guys...

every chick that ive asked about this think that it feels better when its cut. ive also heard that it looks more normal.

BadKarma26
08-01-2005, 01:35 AM
haha taken from an AIM convo with a very attractive lady friend of mine:

EDIT: i think cut is way better
EDIT: i dont think id want to get with some guy who wasn't
EDIT: them uncuts are feeling weird
EDIT: like social outcasts
EDIT: probably cant get laid much
EDIT: or get much head so they go on that forum
EDIT: to try to boost their egos
EDIT: and diss cut guys
EDIT: dont you think?

[AFSOC]
08-01-2005, 01:52 AM
They cut my ***** 25 years ago today. :(

almost 18 here

toki
08-01-2005, 10:37 AM
how many uncircumcised **** stars have you seen??? not that many.

also: you people talk about how if you are uncircumcised you become less sensative...AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO THINKS THATS A GOOD THING? its hard enough as it is to last 15 minutes going at it with a good solid pace (im cut btw) if you want you're lady to have a good time, you don't want to be "sensative". come on guys...

every chick that ive asked about this think that it feels better when its cut. ive also heard that it looks more normal.

looks more normal? :lol: In europe most guys aren't circumcised, so ask girls here. if you're a chick and seen only circumcised guys maybe. Btw first of all the skin is not in the way while doing it, it's totally pulled back automatically. What do you think? :lol: And you're not so sensitive that you can't hold it back, nothing to do with your skin just with experience. Believe me! ;)

Zarathustra
08-01-2005, 10:43 AM
:lol: In europe most guys aren't circumcised

Indeed. I'm an exception. :)

Thor
08-01-2005, 10:43 AM
It's sick to cut in little childrens' genitals.

Period.

Leave them alone.

Javehn
08-01-2005, 10:45 AM
p-)

MARINO
08-01-2005, 10:52 AM
I'm not but i need

toki
08-01-2005, 10:57 AM
I'm not but i need
A friend had to get cut for medical reasons when he was 14. I don't want to scare you, but it hurts like hell for at least a week or longer. It's different then getting cut when you're a baby. So think about it (at least when you have a choice!!!). He also said it was a different feeling afterwards and said not so nice.

BadKarma26
08-01-2005, 12:41 PM
It's sick to cut in little childrens' genitals.

Period.

Leave them alone.

they numb the area with lidocaine...the child feels no pain. ill have the procedure done to my son if i have one.

Thor
08-01-2005, 12:44 PM
One more time:


It's sick to cut in little childrens' genitals.

Period.

Leave them alone.

My opinion.

MARINO
08-01-2005, 12:55 PM
I'm not but i need
A friend had to get cut for medical reasons when he was 14. I don't want to scare you, but it hurts like hell for at least a week or longer. It's different then getting cut when you're a baby. So think about it (at least when you have a choice!!!). He also said it was a different feeling afterwards and said not so nice.
well i'm 20, i know it hurts like hell a friend had it cut BTW he told me his ***** grew up 3 cms

Eat a bullet
08-01-2005, 12:56 PM
One more time:


It's sick to cut in little childrens' genitals.

Period.

Leave them alone.

My opinion.
Don't tell me what to do!

Zarathustra
08-01-2005, 01:12 PM
SeoulStriker, I can't even beginn to imagine that could've sparked you interests for putting up a poll, a circumcision survey; *****es, who's cut and who's not...

Scrim
08-01-2005, 02:56 PM
Oh, I'm all about circumcision. My wang was circumcised when I was a baby, and I had my ass circumcised as an adult. This was done to promote general cleanliness in the butt-al area. During this procedure, the ****** is removed with garden shears, leaving a large open cavity which can no longer slam shut to store any fecal matter. I wear special pants, and a latex bag which periodically fills with waste material. The ass cavity can also be used for storage of small items such as cameras and cellphones, provided you don't eat any large meals.

Right now I'm considering eye circumcision, were the loose skin over and under the eyeball (that keeps closing and obscuring vision) is removed. Then a mouth circumcision for the troublesome flesh covering the teeth.


You ****in kill me man. Thats the most Ive laughed all week!
Boo to circumsision.

wiking
08-01-2005, 03:07 PM
I saw this thing called Penn and Teller: Bull**** and they were featuring circumsition. I'll tell you, if you've ever heard a kid scream while they cut his foreskin off, you'll never think of doing it to you kids.

Just the idea of it makes me feel physical pain. Fu*k no.

toki
08-01-2005, 03:53 PM
I'm not but i need
A friend had to get cut for medical reasons when he was 14. I don't want to scare you, but it hurts like hell for at least a week or longer. It's different then getting cut when you're a baby. So think about it (at least when you have a choice!!!). He also said it was a different feeling afterwards and said not so nice.
well i'm 20, i know it hurts like hell a friend had it cut BTW he told me his ***** grew up 3 cms
:lol: grew 3cm? Sorry but it's a piece of skin. Your ***** is not a plant that grows when you cut the branches. I have never ever heard of something like that. That doesn't make sense at all. Maybe it grew over the years like every normal ***** in puberty rofl

p-)

walford
08-01-2005, 04:27 PM
I never met a girl that didnt like the extra skin. I also tell them that the warts are really a French Tickler.Some women are grossed-out by the foreskin also. Something else to collect...ummm...get dirty.

pathfinder82
08-01-2005, 06:24 PM
Its all about the hygiene gents.

I wasn't aware that in the UK it wasn't a common practice to circumcise.

Conga
08-01-2005, 06:27 PM
Sorry but it's a piece of skin. Your ***** is not a plant that grows when you cut the branches.

It's not? Dang! :|

usa320
08-01-2005, 07:48 PM
who the hell cares....its size that matters anyways. now all of you n00bs STFU before i cocksmack the collective lot of you.

Thor
08-01-2005, 08:08 PM
Some women are grossed-out by the foreskin also.
I'd say it's the other way around.


Its all about the hygiene gents.
The question is should you shave your childrens heads or teach them to use schampoo?

<Gypsum Fantastic>
08-01-2005, 08:39 PM
Its all about the hygiene gents.

I wasn't aware that in the UK it wasn't a common practice to circumcise.

The Jews haven't got to us yet!! ;)

Cactuar
08-01-2005, 08:43 PM
Some women are grossed-out by the foreskin also.

I'd say it's the other way around.

The foreskin is grossed out by the women?

usa320
08-01-2005, 10:21 PM
Some women are grossed-out by the foreskin also.
I'd say it's the other way around.


Its all about the hygiene gents.
The question is should you shave your childrens heads or teach them to use schampoo?

Shave the fuccer's heads. It will prevent **** like this:

http://tn3.deviantart.com/300W/fs6.deviantart.com/i/2005/089/c/2/Still_running____________by_ThePhotographer.jpg

walford
08-01-2005, 10:25 PM
Some women are grossed-out by the foreskin also.I'd say it's the other way around.I suppose it depends upon where you are and what is common -- thus what they're used to. Where I am, the only males who are not cut are from...somewhere else, let's say.

XTC
01-02-2006, 09:17 AM
Oh, I'm all about circumcision. My wang was circumcised when I was a baby, and I had my ass circumcised as an adult. This was done to promote general cleanliness in the butt-al area. During this procedure, the ****** is removed with garden shears, leaving a large open cavity which can no longer slam shut to store any fecal matter. I wear special pants, and a latex bag which periodically fills with waste material. The ass cavity can also be used for storage of small items such as cameras and cellphones, provided you don't eat any large meals.

Right now I'm considering eye circumcision, were the loose skin over and under the eyeball (that keeps closing and obscuring vision) is removed. Then a mouth circumcision for the troublesome flesh covering the teeth.

rofl

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Ash500
03-11-2011, 04:38 PM
So damn glad, Im uncut. Against circumcision all together. Only in medical situations like a tight foreskin.

PEMM
03-11-2011, 04:41 PM
^ Great revival of important thread.

Kaplanr
03-11-2011, 04:48 PM
There's a reason he's a Junior Member.

Evolv5
03-11-2011, 04:52 PM
So damn glad, Im uncut. Against circumcision all together. Only in medical situations like a tight foreskin.

Out of interest, what search term brought you to this thread?